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So… we spent all day there, and I decided to look it up.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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#673
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I looked up, "When did they let in their first Black member?"
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#674
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And I'll give you guys a hint. It's later than you think.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#675
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[crowd laughs]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#676
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Are you ready?
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#677
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1990.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#678
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[crowd groans]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#679
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Yeah, they waited.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#680
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-[crowd laughs] -They were like…
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#681
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[in Southern accent] "Maybe things'll go back to the way they were. I don't know."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#682
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"You don't want to act too fast."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#683
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"You don't put on a raincoat just 'cause it's drizzlin'."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#684
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"You know what I'm saying, brother?"
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#685
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[crowd laughs]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#686
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[Tom chuckles]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#687
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[no accent] Then I looked up, "When did they let in their first female member?"
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#688
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[blows raspberry]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#689
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2012.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#690
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[crowd laughs]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#691
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That's how much women ruin a good time for men.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#692
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[crowd laughing]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#693
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[cheers and applause]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#694
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[Tom scoffs]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#695
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I mean, you get it, right?
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#696
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They went to the most racist guys in our country.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#697
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Guys who their whole lives was just about hating Black people
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#698
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with everything inside of them.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#699
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And when those guys were presented with the question,
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#700
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"Whom would you rather hang out with?"
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#701
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[scattered laughter]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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#702
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[in Southern accent] "Black guys…
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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or women?"
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#704
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They were like, "Mmm… Give us all the Blacks you got."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#705
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[crowd laughs]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"We will learn their fancy handshakes. I don't give a fuck."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"I don't want some broad yapping in my ear, ruining my Sunday round."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"Uh-uh. Come on, Jermaine, let me show you how we do this."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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[crowd laughing and whooping]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#710
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"Get you a tee."
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#711
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[cheers and applause]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#712
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"What's with all the dancing? You gonna do that after every hole?"
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#713
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"I got me a birdie." All right, so…
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#714
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[no accent] Are you… [laughs]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#715
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Are you fans of documentaries? Do you like watching them?
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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Because I…
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#717
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[scattered cheers]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#718
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I love them.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I love being filled with the confidence of surface-level knowledge
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
S01E01 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
#720
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