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I really didn't get a good look at her.
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What about her? Are you into girls with big tits?
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I mean, as long as she's not a complete imbecile...
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and she's even remotely attractive...
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Hey, look, there's Norman. Hi, Norman.
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We need to find a place where you can go...
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to meet women who share your interests.
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Maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests.
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List your five main interests in order of importance.
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I'd have to put traditional jazz, blues...
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and then ragtime at the top of the list.
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Right, so let's just say music.
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That way, we only use up one.
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Can we go in here for a second? Just for a second.
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Just stopping by to say hi.
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This is my friend Seymour.
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OK. Well, we'll see you later, Josh.
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Josh, what you goddamn doing?
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Clean up that fucking mess! Jesus.
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So, was that your boyfriend?
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Josh? He's nobody's boyfriend.
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He's just this guy that Becky and I like to torture.
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But do you... Are you going out...
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Oh, my God. We have to go in here. Come on.
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Becky and I have been dying to go in here...
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but we can never find any boys to take us.
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- I would really rather not. - Come on. Please?
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Just for a minute. It'll be a riot.
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- I don't think so. - Please. Please.
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Oh, my God. Look at all these creeps.
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This place is a total riot.
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Who would actually have sex with this thing?
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"Corporate Slut." Sophisticated.
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Seymour, you have to lend me the money to buy this.
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I don't really have a lot of money on me right now.
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Come on, Seymour. Please?
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I don't want this showing up on a credit card statement.
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I'll get put on some weird mailing list.