🎲 Surprise Me

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No, you're not fingering my mouth.
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- Do you wanna die? Do you wanna die? - Okay, fine!
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Let's go. Come on. Come on! Come on!
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What are you doing? Are you trying to find my G-spot?
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- Just stick it in! - I don't know. I've never done this!
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Cut your f***ing fingernails!
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Think we're going to be fine. I don't feel anything.
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Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You got a pass for running around the hallways like a couple of ding-a-lings?
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Now I'm going to have to take you to the principal's office.
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- No, no, no, man. Come on, please. Sorry. - Come on, please.
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You have exceptional muscle tone there, young man.
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When'd you go through puberty? Like, at seven or something?
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You look like you're in your mid-20s, for crying out loud.
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You got a lot of something special going on there, young man.
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What the hell was that? God damn it, son!
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Don't ever raise your hand to me like that again, all right?
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I was just saying that I'm Doug.
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I'm Doug McQuaid. See, that's Brad.
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You're the new kid who's All County in track?
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the track star, and this is Brad, the science prodigy.
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So you're Doug. You're Doug. You're Doug.
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My track team is full of physically incapable rejects.
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I mean, if I wasn't the coach, I'd be laughing my ass off
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at how spastic they are, but I am the coach,
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I need you to run anchor on the 4 X 400 at today's track meet.