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- Oh, yes. I expect him home any minute. - Ah.
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Would you like some cookies? I just baked them.
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See, the engine's running but, uh, there's nobody behind the wheel.
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...our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital.
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And they're still bugging us to pick up his stuff.
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It was all that Dan Marino's fault. Everyone knows that.
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If he'd held the ball, laces out, like he's supposed to...
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Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
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When Ray gets back and starts kicking again...
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I've kept his room just the way he left it.
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MAN [ON VIDEO]: Five seconds to go here in Super Bowl XVII.
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...by one. This will win the game for Miami.
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...no good. Ray Finkle blew a 26-yard field goal.
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The Dolphins lose. The Dolphins lose the Super Bowl.
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- Melissa, it's Ace. MELISSA [OVER PHONE]: Where are you?
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I'm in Psychoville, and Finkle's the mayor. Where's Marino?
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He's about to join Snowflake. I've gotta know where he is.
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He has a commercial shoot at the Bogart Sound Stage.
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Call the police. Get extra security over there. Now.