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-Im Sir Lancelot, sir. -Hes come to rescue me, Father.
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-Let’s not jump to conclusions -Did you kill all those guards?
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Don’t be afraid of him, Sir Lancelot. I’ve got a rope ready.
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-You only killed the bride’s father! -l didn’t mean to.
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Didn’t mean to? You put your sword through his head!
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-Oh dear, is he all right? -You kicked the bride in the chest!
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I was in the forest, riding north from Camelot, when I got this note.
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-Would you like to come have a drink? -Thats awfully nice of you.
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You see, when I’m in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit carried away.
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Now, this is the main hall. We’ll have all this knocked through...
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-Hold it, please! -See what I mean? I get carried away.
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from the Court of CameIot, a brave and influential knigh.
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No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion!
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We are here today to witness the union of two young people
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But I don’t want to think I’ve lost a son, so much as