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What happened, meter maid? Did someone steal a traffic cone?
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Hey, Carrots, you're going to wake the baby. I gotta get to work.
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This is important, sir.
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I think your $10 worth of popsicles can wait.
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I make 200 bucks a day, Fluff!
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365 days a year, since I was 12.
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And time is money. Hop along.
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Please, just look at the picture.
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You sold Mr. Otterton that popsicle, right? Do you know him?
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And I also know that, somewhere...
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there's a toy store missing its stuffed animal,
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so why don't you get back to your box?
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Fine. Then we'll have to do this the hard way.
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Did you just boot my stroller?
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Nicholas Wilde, you are under arrest.
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For what? Hurting your feelings?
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Yeah, $200 a day, 365 days a year, since you were 12.
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That's two decades, so times 20, which is $1,460,000, I think.
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I mean, I am just a dumb bunny, but we are good at multiplying.
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Anyway, according to your tax forms...
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you reported, let me see here... zero!
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Unfortunately, lying on a federal form is a punishable offense.
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Five years jail time.
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Well, it's my word against yours.
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200 bucks a day, Fluff!
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365 days a year, since I was 12.
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Actually, it's your word against yours.
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And if you want this pen, you're going to help me find this poor, missing otter...
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or the only place you'll be selling popsicles is the prison cafeteria.
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It's called a hustle, sweetheart.
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She hustled you good!
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You a cop now, Nick. You gonna need one of these.
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working with the fuzz!
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I don't know where he is. I only saw where he went.
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It's not exactly a place for...
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Don't call me cute. Get in the car.
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Okay. You're the boss.