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I don't collect cracked records.
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I only pay premium on mint records.
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Seymour, you know that. Please.
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So, what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?
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I didn't think you would have any interest...
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If you would have told me you were coming...
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I would have warned you it's not like a real party or anything.
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So, is this your record collection?
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God, no. This is just junk I have for sale.
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- The record room is off limits. - Really?
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I've got about 1,50078s at this point.
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I've tried to pare down my collection...
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This is, like, my dream room.
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You are, like, the luckiest guy in the world.
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I would kill to have stuff like this.
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Please. Go ahead and kill me.
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Oh, come on. What are you talking about?
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You think it's healthy to obsessively collect things?
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You can't connect with other people...
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so you fill your life with stuff.
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I'm just like all the rest of these pathetic collector losers.
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No, you're not. You're a cool guy, Seymour.
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Then how come I haven't had a girlfriend in four years?
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I can't even remember the last time a girl talked to me.
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You know, I bet there are tons of women...
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who'd go out with you in a minute.
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I know I could get you a date in, like, two seconds.
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I mean it. You leave everything to me...
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I'm going to be your own personal dating service.
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Yeah, well, we should get back.
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By the end of this summer...
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you're going to be up to your neck in pussy.
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What about her? Would you go out with her?
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What kind of a question is that?
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It's totally irrelevant, because a girl like that...
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would never be caught dead with me.
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Yeah, but put that aside for now.
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Would you go out with her?