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Those double-crossing sexy, sexy sluts!
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I am so sick of hearing about this Continuum Transfunctioner thing.
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- If one more person... - Have you found the Continuum Transfunctioner?
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- Who are you guys? - We are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
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It is all that stands between the universe and completely violent destruction.
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It is a very mysterious and powerful device.
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And its mystery is only exceeded by its powers.
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- But the universe. - Screw the universe.
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Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools.
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We just wanted to see how that car trouble thing was going.
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Is that that shop run by those beautiful women in black jumpsuits?
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The ones you were hanging out with earlier today?
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Today's our anniversary, and not only do you not have gifts...
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- But you guys ditch us for... - Some big-breasted bimbos...
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- While we were cleaning our house, which you trashed... - About that...
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- Twice. - You guys are sucky boyfriends.
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- But... - We just wanted to tell you guys in person that...
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- Do you even remember what kind of gifts we got them? - No.
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- I bet we got them sucky gifts. - Yeah.
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Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
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- I'm in love with Wanda, and you're in love with Wilma. - Yeah.
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- See, now that we know that we've been sucky boyfriends...
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Yeah. And you know what else? I'll bet you...
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that we did buy them super cool anniversary gifts.
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- 'Cause we love them. - Are they wrapped in really cool wrapping paper?
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Yeah. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
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We're gonna go down to the impound lot and get the car, which has the gifts in it.