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- You're the dealer guy? - Is that you?
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So do you make the stuff or...
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Do I look like a f***ing scientist? No, I just sell it.
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- Yeah, he just sells it. Come on. - Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
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- I meant I just... - How many you guys want?
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One each? One pop each of drugs.
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You guys aren't narcs, are you?
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- Dude, come on. - No! Maybe you're a narc.
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You know who calls people narcs?
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First of all, your argument kind of just collapsed on itself,
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because if you call us narcs,
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if narcs call people narcs, and you call us narcs, then that's kind of...
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- 'Cause you just said that. - They call people...
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Look, I don't have time for this shit. You guys want to do this or not?
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All right, take it here so I know you're cool.
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- We were going to take it home. - I gotta go back to class,
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- is the only thing. - I was thinking that I was gonna go home,
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getting snuggy, get a little weird.
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I was going to take it, and then masturbate later.
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Okay, I'm not asking. Take it now or get the f*** out.
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I got to finish the girls' volleyball page by lunch.
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- I love doing drugs at school. - I'll just take the drugs right here,
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What is that? Barbecue? Cool Ranch?
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- You got to pull the trigger! - Okay.
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- We got to throw up, man. - I can't.
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We gotta throw up. That kid, Billiam, died. We got to throw up.
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Just think of something gross. Think of something gross.
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- You f***ing think of something. - Okay, all right, all right.
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Your grandma's vagina, and there's a dick going into it.
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- What the f*** are you saying? - I don't know! I'm just trying!
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- I'm trying my best! I'm just trying! - Fuck! Come on, man!
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Dude, let's just finger each other's mouths.