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Thought I was "the one" with Fiona, but it turns out I was, what, 101?
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Look, you got nothing to worry about.
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You'll show up and sweep her off her German feet.
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I'm so sad and lonely.
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I just wish someone would show up and sweep me off my German feet.
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Mieke, listen, about that last email, I'm so sorry...
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The past is the past. You're here now.
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I've been saving myself for you.
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Let us make love for one whole month.
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So, guys, our train doesn't leave until tomorrow morning.
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Where are we gonna sleep tonight?
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What do you mean, sleep? We can sleep on the train tomorrow.
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This is the best thing that could have happened to us. We're in Amsterdam.
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This is the drug and sex capital of Europe. Take a look at this.
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The red light district's hottest sex club."
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We have to check it out. Who's with me?
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Fine. Since no one else is willing to go, I'll just go myself.
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This is definitely where I parked my car.
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Welcome to Club Vandersexxx, Amsterdam's most erotic club,
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where your every fantasy will be fulfilled.
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Also says I get a free T-shirt with flyer.
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How sad for you to grow up in a country that was founded by prudes.
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A country overrun with crime and illiteracy.
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A country where a man is forced to make sex to only one woman at a time,
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and one must learn the woman's name beforehand.
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- It was horrible. - I know.
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But you can come with me and let the Vandersexxx begin.
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I can't believe we're doing this.
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Don't worry. Hash brownies are totally legal here.
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You're gonna enjoy these, man. These are magical.
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- You wanna do this? - Yeah.
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I need a new battery for my camera.
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And while you're at it, it could also use a thorough cleaning.
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Wow. Is that a Leica M6?