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Okay, now, chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?
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So, we are going to hold auditions for the Peter Pan part today.
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Billiam would've wanted the show to go on.
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When I was a young actor just starting out in New York state,
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- I booked a local television commercial... - Hey.
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...in which I had to play a young man...
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It's really sad about that kid. He was talented.
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So are you saying if he wasn't talented, it would be less sad?
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No. No, no, no, that's not what I meant.
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I was just busting your balls.
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I remember, one time, doing cocaine with Willie Nelson's horse,
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and we were having so much fun.
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And then I realized that she was dead.
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Even after what happened to him?
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Everyone's saying that Billiam had a heart murmur.
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Pretty much everyone I know does it, but it's not my thing.
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It's not really my thing, either,
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but a buddy of mine really wants it.
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Who would he call if he wanted it?
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Well, you can tell your friend
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When to take it. He shouldn't have been taking it at all.
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But they can have their place in the life of a professional actor.
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- Thank you. - You're welcome.
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Notice the distinction. I said "professional actor."
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Since you have so much to say to Molly,
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let's see if you can be Peter to our Wendy.
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You look like you might have a little Peter inside of you.
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I can't. I'm fine just being a tree or something.
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what you can't achieve before you don't achieve it.
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you have to. Everyone auditions for Peter.
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My favorite molecule is water.
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I'd marry it, unless it was my daughter.
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Its solid form floats on its liquid form, which makes it far outside the norm.
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It allowed life to form on ancient Mars, and we use it to wash our cars.