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No. First, you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner...
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then we'll give you the Continuum Transfunctioner.
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- Then, if there’s time, you could take care of my friend. - Deal.
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- Sweet! Oh, thank you. - Will you wait a second, please?
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Come here. Dude, those space nerds told us not to trust anybody.
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Yeah. But, for the love of God, they're offering us oral pleasure.
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You guys picked the wrong transsexual stripper to screw with.
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Let's see what the cops have to say about this, huh?
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I saw this on Cops! Hit hard and hit back!
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- Bye-bye, boys. - Can you put on the siren?
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So, you're sticking to the "I don't remember" crap?
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Last night, your car was spotted leaving the scene of a major drug deal.
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Believe me, you guys got more important things to worry about right now.
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Where were you between the hours of midnight and 2:00 a.m. last night?
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I told you. Okay, we... we don't remember anything.
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I see we're gonna have to do this the hard way.
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Where were you last night between the hours of midnight and 2:00 a.m.?
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Hey! Leave him alone! He doesn't know anything!
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- Now are you ready to talk? - Dude, we don't remember.
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Okay. Here are the whips you guys wanted.
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These two were at the Frenchy Donut House last night when me and Louie came in.
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We started talkin', and they ended up buying doughnuts for the whole precinct.
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Uh, let's see. Must've been between midnight and 2:00 a.m.
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Damn! You can't be the guys we're looking for. Sorry.