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He's actually trying. What a nerd.
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Look at the nerd. Look at the nerd.
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- Look at him. Look at the nerd. - Who you calling a nerd, man?
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Are you okay, man? Hey, what the hell? Are you serious?
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Well, turn that gay-ass music off.
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- You punched me because I'm gay? - What?
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I didn't punch him because he's gay.
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I punched him, and then he happened to turn out to be gay afterwards.
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- I was gay when you punched me! - In a weird way,
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it might have been homophobic not to punch you
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- just because you were gay. - Right.
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You punched a little gay black kid in the face,
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and it's not even second period. How do you explain that?
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Mr. Dadier, I'm so sorry about that. I just...
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Look, guys, I'm going to relate to you, okay?
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A kid died the other day from drugs,
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and nobody, including me, is doing anything about it.
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And then you two show up, with 30 days left,
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causing trouble in my school.
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I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face
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away from a nervous breakdown. Do I make myself clear?
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You guys cross my line again,
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and you walk into this office, I'm going to expel you. You got me?
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All right, let's do this. Which one of you is Doug?
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Let's do that again and pretend you guys aren't weird.
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Which one of you is named Doug?
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- No, dude, I'm Brad. - Okay, good.
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So that means your name is Doug, son.
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Here are your class schedules.
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Funny, I wouldn't have taken you for the brainy type.
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I wouldn't. But you as a drama geek, far less surprising.
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Now we have the wrong identities, you dumbass.
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I'm in drama. I suck at drama. It's girly and embarrassing.
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Oh, my God. Relax, dude. Who cares?
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I can fake my way through band practice and app chemistry for a few weeks.
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AP Chemistry. AP Chemistry. And, no, you can't,
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because you don't even know what it's actually f***ing called!
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It's going to be fine. You go to my classes, and I'm going to go to yours.