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Something wrong your chin?
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No, no, no. Don't look. Don't look.
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Over there. The Dominicans.
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Aren't they supposed to be rolling cigars?
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Well, it didn't quite work out,
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and now I've got nothing for them to do.
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So I taught 'em all about Cuba,
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and they really took to it.
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You know, Marxism, the workers' revolution,
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Boy, they seem pretty angry about something.
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Yeah. I'm a little worried.
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When there's no work and the people get restless,
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who do you think they come after?
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I swear to you, I didn't know
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the TV was bolted to the table.
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I bet you pulled that trick
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on my daddy in Florida.
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He couldn't handle the weight.
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Oh, so now you think you're better than me?
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You think you're better than him?
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Look, let me just state for the record,
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I think you're both better than me.
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What happened to him?
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He was trying to lift the TV.
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Why didn't anybody tell me
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it was bolted down?
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Well, I still thought you could do it.
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Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum.
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Fellas, fellas, fellas. Look, I gotta go.
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Oh, yeah, that's right, go.
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Put us all in the hospital.
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And you ruined our business
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with all your macho head games.