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Silicon Valley

Season 2, Episode 5 — Server Space

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Silicon Valley

Episode title: Server Space

Air date: May 10, 2015

Director: Mike Judge

Top billed cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Zach Woods, Kumail Nanjiani, Martin Starr, Amanda Crew

Gavin continues to cause trouble for Pied Piper. Gilfoyle works on building servers. Jared becomes Richard's roommate.

Source: TMDB

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God!

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Damn it.

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Again?

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Let me ask you something, Richard.

richard

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You sure it's not urine,

urine

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and you're not just wetting the bed?

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Yeah, I'm sure. It's not.

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It's just sweat.

sweat

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Well, then the medical term for what you have

medical term

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is "night sweats."

night sweats

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Okay.

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But night sweats can be a precursor to bed-wetting,

night sweats

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and that is very serious.

serious

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How serious?

serious

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Like, uh, cancer?

cancer

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No! It's embarrassing.

embarrassing

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I mean, you're a grown man, Richard. Come on.

grown richard

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That's what children do.

children

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But I'm not wetting the bed.

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Yet!

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How's your stress level been?

level stress

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Uh, it's gotten worse. Um...

gotten worse

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I have to get a working beta of my platform ready in time for January.

beta january platform ready working

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I just took money from a guy who is a nightmare.

money nightmare

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I hired six new people.

hired

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We're going to have to spend a ton of money on new offices.

money offices spend

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It's like every second there is a new issue that I have to solve.

issue second solve

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I am stressed as hell.

stressed

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Richard, currently, your stress level is here.

currently level richard stress

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And that's night sweats level.

level night sweats

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Got it? Now, if you're not careful and you let it go up...

careful

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Bed-wetting.

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I love these walls.

love walls

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You know what it is? They're exposed brick.

brick exposed

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Why would anyone ever hide brick?

brick hide

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Did you see the conference nook?

conference nook

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Just think of the conferences we could have in this nook.

conferences nook

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Yeah. But, I mean, this is really expensive.

expensive

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So, um, what did the doctor say?

doctor

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Uh... It's nothing. It's just stress-related night sweats.

night related stress sweats

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- I'll be fine. - That's good to hear.

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- Are you relieved? - I would have been

relieved

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if that idiot hadn't mentioned something

idiot mentioned

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about how it can lead to, uh, bed-wetting.

lead

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I'm just trying not to think about it.

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Good. Don't. Definitely.

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Because just thinking about it would probably stress you out enough to make it happen...

happen stress thinking

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Stop! Would you... Don't say "stress."

stress

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I just said that I was trying not to think about it.

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Well, Richard, personal management is a big part of being a CEO.

management part personal richard

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You think working here might help?

might working

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Actually, yeah. I think it would.

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But, um, can we afford it?

afford

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Well, this is an investment in your mental health.

health investment mental mental-health

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Richard, I mean, can you put a dollar value on not wetting your bed?

dollar richard value

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Don't...

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If you want this, Richard, even with the money we wasted

money richard wasted

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on swag and billboards, I think I can make the numbers work.

billboards numbers

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It's your call.

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Hey, guys. Um, this is Yelena.

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She got off the elevator at the wrong floor

elevator floor

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because her modeling agency is upstairs.

agency modeling upstairs

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- Richard? - Yeah?

richard

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Please?

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Primarily for other reasons, but, yes!

reasons

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Yeah, sure. We're gonna take it.

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- We're taking it. - Take...

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- I'm gonna hug you. - No.

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All right, this one's ready to go out to the truck.

ones ready truck

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Great. Take it out.

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Okay, you know what? I said we should hire movers.

hire

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I don't do this kind of stuff.

stuff

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I work with my mind, not with my hands.

hands mind

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In Pakistan, we had servants who did this.

servants

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It wasn't a big deal. We didn't pay them very much, and they were very happy.

deal happy

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I'll take out your box of tampons.

tampons

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It's good for the soul.

soul

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Interesting pitch.

interesting pitch

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I will admit, I have never heard a Christian-oriented riff on dog-sharing.

admit christian heard riff sharing

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But Christianity is borderline illegal in northern California.

borderline california christianity illegal northern

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Also, how would you scale?

scale

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Well, we could expand from sharing dogs, to other types of pets.

dogs expand pets sharing types

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Pot-bellied pigs, ferrets...

pigs

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I'm gonna stop you right there.

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You do know that ferrets are illegal in the state of California? Hmm?

california illegal state

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No? Well, then I suppose you also don't know

suppose

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that pot-bellied pigs have been wildly unfashionable since 2005.

pigs wildly

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Owning a pot-bellied pig is frowned upon almost as much as being a Christian.

christian owning

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Thank you, gentlemen. Good day.

gentlemen

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Now technically, I'm not passing on Dog Dammit.

dammit passing technically

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I'm just not saying yes.

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But who knows? The Lord works in mysterious ways.

knows lord mysterious ways works

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I don't have to tell you that.

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Richard, do you have a moment?

moment richard

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I'd like to present you something.

present

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Okay, what's up?

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- What are you doing? - Bowing.

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The Japanese have the most advanced business culture in the world.

advanced business culture japanese world

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I am showing you respect by using their traditions.

respect showing traditions using

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And traditionally, you give a gift on important occasions,

gift occasions traditionally

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such as the graduating of an incubee.

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"Incubee"? Is that a word?

word

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Of course it is. One who's been incubated.

course

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The inhabitant of an incubator.

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Okay. Okay.

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- Now you bow. - I'd really rather not.

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Richard, I need you to bow.

richard

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- To the waist. - To the waist?

waist

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There.

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Now I hand this to you,

hand

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and it is customary for you to politely refuse,

refuse

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and weakly say that you are not worthy.

weakly worthy

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Erlich, I really don't have time for this.

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- That's perfect. Here you go. - Okay.

perfect

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Oh, wow.

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Japanese coin. Lowest denomination.

coin japanese lowest

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Wow.

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Is this a kimono?

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- Well, try it on. - Thank you, Erlich.

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Is it on?

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According to Google Translate, that means,

according google

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"it has been an honor."

honor

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Yeah, all right.

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Thank you. Thanks.

thanks

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I'm still packing up, so I don't want to damage it.

damage packing

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Uh-uh...

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Traditionally, it's rolled.

rolled traditionally

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Okay.

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Wikipedia.

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Thanks, Erlich. I'll get you something.

thanks

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Later.

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Oh, little kohai, you've already given me a gift.

gift given

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- Hi. - Hi.

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Noah, from next door.

door noah

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Oh. Hey, uh, Richard.

richard

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Moving out?

moving

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Yeah, some of us are, sort of.

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Well, I'd be lying to say I was sad to see you go.

lying

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Okay. Heh.

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Nothing personal. You seem like nice guys, just...

personal

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Houses full of renters aren't great for property values.

full houses property values

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Yeah, that makes sense.

makes makes-sense sense

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This neighborhood is mostly families.

families mostly neighborhood

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Okay. Well, we're moving out, so...

moving

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People with pets, you know?

pets

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- Mmm-hmm. - Well, good luck.

luck

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- You too. - What?

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- You, too. - Mmm-hmm.

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- Hey, Richard? - Oh, hey, Jared.

jared richard

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Richard, the hosting company that was going to be renting us server space

company renting richard server space

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just dropped their bid.

dropped

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Okay, well, let's just get servers from some other provider.

servers

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Well, I just contacted five other web services companies,

companies contacted five services

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and they're all denying us.

denying

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I think I know what might be happening here.

might

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All of them, Rackspace, SoftLayer, Amazon,

amazon

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I mean, they can't afford to lose Hooli's business.

afford business lose

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So, Gavin Belson can just pick up the phone and make us radioactive

phone pick

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to every single web-hosting service?

service single

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It's how these guys operate.

operate

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I mean, when Bill Gates got married on Lanai,

bill gates married

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he rented every helicopter on the Hawaiian islands

hawaiian helicopter rented

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so that paparazzi couldn't use them to fly over.

paparazzi

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Although in that case, it was a positive,

case positive

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because now you can imagine that wedding however you want.

imagine wedding

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- What? - Jared, our entire platform is web-based.

based entire jared platform

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We need servers for that.

servers

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What the fuck are we going to do?

fuck

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I know what the fuck we're going to do. But you're not going to like it.

fuck

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We build our own servers.

build servers

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Gilfoyle, servers are essentially a utility.

essentially servers

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I mean, you wouldn't dig a well for water, or build a generator for power.

build generator power water

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I think we should dig our own well, and build our own generator.

build generator

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I also think we should store a year's worth of food and ammunition in a blast cellar.

blast food store worth years

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But we don't.

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So good luck when the shit hits the fan.

hits luck

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Look, Richard, we're about precision,

richard

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about shaving yoctoseconds off latency at every layer in the stack.

layer shaving stack

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If we rent from a public cloud,

cloud public rent

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we're using servers that are, by definition, generic and unpredictable.

definition generic servers using

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Yeah, but we're already up against a serious deadline.

deadline serious

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I mean, how long is building our own servers going to set us back?

building servers

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If I busted my ass,

busted

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I could stand them up inside a week

stand week

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right here in the house.

house

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Look, Richard, truth is,

richard truth

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this is a huge positive.

huge positive

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I tried running the platform on my old Bitcoin rig.

platform running tried

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At 5,200 gigaflops,

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your algorithm flies 800 times faster on GPUs compared to normal CPUs.

algorithm compared faster flies normal times

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No host could match the config that I build here in the house.

build host house match

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Oh, and also, we don't seem to have a choice.

choice

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But that would cost a ton.

cost

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And we don't have that kind of money just lying around.

lying money

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It seems as though we do have that kind of money just lying around.

lying money seems

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But that's for the office space.

office space

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- Was it? - No, no, no, no!

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Jared, we already signed the lease.

jared lease signed

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It's too late, right? We can't break a lease.

break late lease

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I mean, we haven't given them the check yet.

check given

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- Here it is. - I could go mail it right now.

mail

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In this market, they could probably find another tenant in a day.

another market

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I doubt there would be an issue.

doubt issue

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Fuck! Richard, please?

fuck richard

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It's servers or offices, Richard. We can't afford both.

afford offices richard servers

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Damn it. I don't know what to do.

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Well, then it's a good thing...

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It's a good thing that I'm here, isn't it?

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As much as I hate to agree with Gilfoyle, he's right.

agree hate

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You have but one option.

option

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Stay here and build the servers.

build servers

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Are you sure?

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Because I've got Carla and five other coders starting over the next few weeks.

carla five starting weeks

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Well, it's going to get a little cozy in here, but I'll endure,

cozy

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for your sake.

sake

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What about all your other "incubees"?

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I've heard quite a few exciting pitches over the last week,

exciting heard week

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but I'll be forced to forgo those opportunities because of your mediocrity.

forced opportunities

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You see, Richard, when I invited you into my incubator,

invited richard

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I promised to get you ready for the outside world.

promised ready world

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But I failed to do that.

failed

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I wouldn't trust you out there in the real world as far as I could throw you.

real real-world throw trust world

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And, to be honest, I could probably throw you all the way across the front yard.

front front-yard honest throw yard

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Okay, but I don't want to stay here.

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- I don't want you to either, Richard. - Okay.

richard

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So it's agreed. Welcome home, fellas.

agreed fellas home welcome welcome-home

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Should we smoke some pot to celebrate?

celebrate smoke

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Gavin, thank you for coming.

coming

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I am certain that once you witness firsthand what Mr. Bighetti is up to,

certain witness

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you will see that he is worthless around here.

worthless

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Worth is a relative thing.

relative worth

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Yes, but worthlessness is not. It is absolute.

absolute

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People add value to this company in many different ways.

company value ways

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Of course, but look at this.

course

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Bighetti has his team wasting valuable resources on a potato cannon.

cannon potato resources team valuable wasting

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Five, four, three, two, one.

five four three

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Fire!

fire

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Jesus!

jesus

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You see what your brightest minds are being wasted on?

brightest minds wasted

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Launching potatoes.

potatoes

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- What the fuck? - Sorry.

fuck

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Perhaps they're developing it as a non-lethal form of crowd control.

control crowd developing form lethal perhaps

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I actually think that it could kill somebody.

kill kill-somebody somebody

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But even so, compared to what my team has accomplished in a matter of days...

accomplished compared days matter team

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Come here, I want you to meet somebody.

meet somebody

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All right, I've got a good feeling about this one.

feeling

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One more time. Here we go. Everybody ready? Fire!

everybody fire ready

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Oh, shit! You okay? Sorry. Shit.

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This is Kiko.

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Kiko was rescued after a Nicaraguan landmine severed both his arms.

arms rescued severed

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My team, using technology developed at Somerville,

developed team technology using

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was able to devise an array of sensors that can non-invasively detect signals

able signals

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from the neurons in the motor cortex of the brain.

brain motor

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So without surgery, we have given Kiko the gift of a usable prosthetic appendage.

gift given prosthetic surgery

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What's he doing?

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What Kiko chooses to do with the technology is not important.

chooses technology

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What's important here is that, um,

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in spite of what it may seem like on the surface,

spite surface

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building a device that is capable of this

building capable device

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is a remarkable scientific achievement.

achievement remarkable scientific

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And what you're looking at is really a testament

looking testament

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to my team and to my leadership, and I feel that...

leadership team

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I'm going to have to insist that Bighetti be removed if I continue here.

continue insist removed

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Davis, there are a lot of forces at work here. There's a lot at play that you are not privy to.

davis forces

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Please do not question how I choose to run my company.

choose company question

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Of course, I just have to think that both of our interests

course interests

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would be better served if Bighetti was not...

served

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What is he doing now?

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Oh, God.

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Again, I have to stress that what the monkey chooses to do with the technology

chooses monkey stress technology

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is not necessarily an indictment of the technology itself.

necessarily technology

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Gavin, please!

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Okay. So I'll put 80 GPUs on racks against that wall.

wall

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We'll have three main cabinets in the center.

center main three

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I'll try and pull 220-volt power from the washer-dryer for all the cooling units.

cooling dryer power pull units washer

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- So you'll need this entire space then? - Yep.

entire space

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All right. I'll move my things.

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- What? - It's okay.

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I'll have it all in my car in no time.

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Wait, Jared, uh, are you living here?

jared living

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In the garage?

garage

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Indeed I am. High on the hog.

indeed

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Jesus Christ, poor fucker. Sleeping out there with the rodents.

christ fucker jesus jesus-christ poor rodents sleeping

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Hey, I keep a clean garage. There are no rodents out there.

clean garage rodents

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How can you guarantee there are no rodents living there

guarantee living rodents

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when you didn't even know Jared was living there?

jared living

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I need all rodents and Jareds out of the garage. I need the space.

garage rodents space

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Do we have any extra power strips?

extra power

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There's not a lot of outlets out there.

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There are a lot of dudes playing Foosball, loudly.

dudes loudly playing

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I'll take care of that. Say no more.

care

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Jian Yang!

yang

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I need all of your guys out of there, and the Foosball table.

table

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Those not my guys.

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But they're always around. Who are they?

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Friends of friends.

friends

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They're friends of your... Mother fuck!

friends fuck mother

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Guys, look, Jared gave up his own apartment so he could

apartment jared

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take less salary and save the company money. I mean...

company less money salary save

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Erlich, can he just stay here?

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Once again, because of your poor managerial skills,

poor skills

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I've been hoisted upon my own petard.

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Yes, he can stay here.

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Great. So, which room can he stay in?

room

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Well, he's not staying in mine. I sleep dick-up.

dick sleep staying

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- Okay, so then... - Uh... Not it.

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Okay.

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- Not a chance in hell. - All right.

chance

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Fuck.

fuck

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Oh, shit.

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Morning, roomie. I made you a half-caff.

half morning roomie

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Oh... Richard.

richard

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Yeah, I sweated through my sheets again.

sheets

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You sweated? You sure you didn't...

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Yes, I'm sure. It's just sweat, so...

sweat

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Do you think maybe you sweat from your urethra?

sweat

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No, I didn't sweat through my...

sweat

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You know what? Let's not talk about it.

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Because talking about it will only exacerbate...

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- Stop. - Yeah.

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Hey, um... When did you learn to speak German?

german learn speak speak-german

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What? I don't speak German.

german speak speak-german

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- You sure? - Yeah.

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- All this hardware for $70,000? - Yep.

hardware

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Nice work.

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Oh, look at all this stuff.

stuff

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Oh, is that a Radeon 7850? We're using these, huh?

using

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There's no "we."

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You don't do this kind of work, remember?

remember

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You make a living with your mind, not your hands.

hands living mind

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- No, no, no... - So don't touch.

touch

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You misunderstood me. I like hardware.

hardware misunderstood

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I made my own computer when I was nine.

computer nine

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From scratch or kit?

scratch

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It was from a kit, but I did my own mods.

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- That's what I thought. - I was nine.

nine

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I'm sure you were great at finger-painting, also, Dinesh.

finger painting

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Richard is the CEO. He delegated this to me.

richard

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Why don't you go inside and write some princess code?

code princess write

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Leave the hardware up to us servants.

hardware servants

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All right, I got the crimper and some heat shrink.

heat shrink

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- Great. - Wait, she can help but not me?

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That's right.

↓

Can I help? Please?

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Mmm...

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- No. - I said...

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Richard, you have to let me help him.

richard

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Dinesh, you have to hack away on the front end of the build anyway.

build front hack

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- So why don't you... - Excuse me?

excuse

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- Excuse me? - This is bullshit.

bullshit excuse

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- Oh, hey, Noah. - I thought you guys were moving out?

moving noah

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But it looks like you're moving back in.

moving

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Well, yeah, it's a little complicated, but...

complicated

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What are you guys doing in there?

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What, you building some kind of computer?

building computer

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Well, more of a server-data center.

center data data-center server

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It's actually pretty interesting, if you're into that sort of stuff.

interesting stuff

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- Hello? - Stop talking immediately!

immediately

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Come inside.

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Don't look at me. Don't look at me! Don't look at me.

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Just tell him that you shit your pants and you have weak knees.

knees pants weak

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What were you doing out there?

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Why were you talking to that person?

person

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'Cause he lives next door. I was just being neighborly.

door lives

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Neighborly? First of all, that's not a word.

word

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Second of all, you don't talk to the neighbors, ever.

neighbors second

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In fact, don't talk to anybody.

anybody fact

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It's no one's business what we do here.

business ones

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Why would anyone care what goes on in here?

care

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'Cause we're not zoned for business, obviously.

business obviously

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What do you mean we're not zoned for business?

business

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I just moved my entire business here!

business entire moved

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You just keep your mouth shut and everything will be fine.

mouth

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You talked me into staying here even though you knew we were breaking the law?

breaking staying talked

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I'm sorry, Erlich, but I'm pissed.

pissed

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- You're pissed at me? - Yeah.

pissed

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- I should be pissed at you. - Mmm-hmm.

pissed

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You know why?

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Because when one is given a parting gift and one never parts,

gift given parts

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shouldn't one return the said gift? Isn't that what decorum would dictate?

dictate gift return

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This is about the kimono?

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Okay, I will give it back to you right now, gladly.

gladly

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Now I'm really pissed.

pissed

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Because if one appreciated a gift of such magnitude,

appreciated gift magnitude

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then one would put up more of a fight before returning it, wouldn't one?

fight returning

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Okay.

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A complaint from a neighbor

complaint neighbor

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to the Department of Planning and Community Environment

community department environment planning

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triggers an inspection, which can lead to a citation, fines,

inspection lead

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or even the seizure and impounding of our equipment.

equipment seizure

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That gentleman next door has the power to ruin us.

door gentleman power ruin

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Jesus.

jesus

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Richard, can I suggest you take it easy on the Red Bulls?

bulls easy richard suggest

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It's a diuretic, and given your issue...

given issue

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My issue?

issue

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Oh, God.

↓

It's night sweats, Jared.

jared night sweats

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Yes, well, regardless of what we've decided on calling it,

calling decided regardless

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pounding caffeine and sugar is not exactly going to help.

pounding sugar

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But you know what might? Kegels.

might

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What?

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Kegels are a form of exercise that strengthen the pelvic floor.

exercise floor form pelvic

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Now, yes, it's most commonly used by women

used women

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to recover control of their vaginal muscles after childbirth.

control muscles recover vaginal

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But it can really help,

↓

you know, "night sweats."

night sweats

↓

Wow.

↓

Okay, we're not going to talk about this anymore.

anymore

↓

I'm doing it right now.

↓

Clench, un-clench, clench...

clench

↓

Stop.

↓

You hear that?

↓

Hey. HEY-

↓

Stop it. Hey, turn the music down.

music

↓

Turn it off. We have neighbors.

neighbors

↓

Are you kidding me?

kidding

↓

Look, Gilfoyle, you said that you would have all the servers up and running.

running servers

↓

And we're already a week behind. Don't you think you should be doing that instead of,

behind week

↓

you know, getting high on the job?

↓

I'm not getting high on the job.

↓

I'm getting high at home.

home

↓

I live here, remember?

live remember

↓

Right, okay, fair enough. Fair enough.

fair

↓

But Carla doesn't. These guys don't.

carla

↓

I'm having them over as guests, at my home.

guests having home

↓

If that's okay with you, Richard.

richard

↓

Wait. This is your home?

home

↓

- Yes. - So you live in the workplace.

live workplace

↓

But you also work from home.

home

↓

That must be really confusing for you.

confusing must

↓

Yes, as a matter of fact, it is.

fact matter

↓

That's kind of the...

↓

Does it look dark to you guys?

dark

↓

', GUYS-

↓

Dude, what the fuck?

fuck

↓

The power's out.

powers

↓

Okay, fine. I wanted to set up one GPU, just one,

wanted

↓

and so I turned the power on and the whole system lit up. And...

power system turned whole whole-system

↓

Yeah, it did, you dick.

dick

↓

'Cause I bypassed the meter to save money and went directly to the feed

directly feed meter money save

↓

without the UPS ready.

ready

↓

That surge just fragged the whole fucking system.

fucking surge system whole whole-fucking

↓

Holy shit.

holy

↓

What the hell did you guys do?

↓

The power in the whole block is down.

block power whole

↓

Great.

↓

What the...

↓

Oh, God. Look who it is.

↓

We need to talk, guys.

↓

Hold on a sec.

↓

Noah, whatever you're going to say, just say it from there.

noah

↓

We can hear you.

↓

If you didn't have so many cars parked here, maybe I could get through.

cars parked

↓

He's really going to go all the way around?

↓

That's a long ways.

ways

↓

- Hold on. - Jesus Christ!

christ jesus jesus-christ

↓

Save some battery, for Christ's sake!

battery christs christs-sake sake save

↓

Just a sec.

↓

Just yell it!

yell

↓

It's okay, Noah, we get it. You can say it from there.

noah

↓

You're gonna report us to the city inspector, right?

city inspector report

↓

Jesus!

jesus

↓

Guess what?

↓

I'm reporting you to the city inspector.

city inspector reporting

↓

Right.

↓

Okay.

↓

Zoning codes are very clear.

clear codes zoning

↓

This neighborhood is for families, pets.

families neighborhood pets

↓

Holy shit.

holy

↓

Come here, Agamemnon. Come here, boy. Yeah.

↓

Who's a good boy? Yeah, you're a good boy.

↓

Come here, Agamemnon.

↓

Did that blackout scare you, Agamemnon?

blackout scare

↓

Who's a good boy?

↓

Who's a good boy? Yeah.

↓

- Oh, yeah. - Holy shit.

holy

↓

Yeah. Daddy loves you, Daddy loves you.

daddy loves

↓

Erlich?

↓

- What is it? - Hey, um...

↓

I'm sorry I didn't give you back the kimono,

↓

or resist giving you back the kimono, or whatever it was.

giving resist

↓

But I have a gift that might make it up to you.

gift might

↓

- Is that what I think it is? - Mmm-hmm.

↓

Oh, boy.

↓

It is 4:00 in the morning! What the...

morning

↓

Why are you both wearing kimonos?

wearing

↓

Noah, are you familiar with the California Fish and Game Code,

california code familiar fish game noah

↓

section 2116-2126,

section

↓

with regard to the possession and harboring of ferrets?

possession regard

↓

- Oh, God. - Oh, yeah.

↓

Those little shits are illegal.

illegal shits

↓

Erlich, please, don't. I'll do anything.

↓

Oh, yeah, you will.

↓

We are here to stay, and you're going to keep that

↓

bearded little hole in the center of your face shut about it.

bearded center face hole

↓

- Listen, I was just trying... - No, you listen.

↓

You're always going on and on about how this is such a good neighborhood.

neighborhood

↓

Do you know why it's such a good neighborhood?

neighborhood

↓

Do you know why your shitty house is worth 20 times what you paid for it in the 1970s?

house paid shitty times worth

↓

Because of people like us moving in and starting illegal businesses in our garages.

businesses illegal moving starting

↓

All the best companies,

best companies

↓

Apple, Google, Hewlett-Packard, even Aviato,

apple google

↓

all of them were started in un-zoned garages.

started

↓

That is why Silicon Valley is one of the hottest neighborhoods

hottest neighborhoods silicon silicon-valley valley

↓

in the world.

world

↓

Because of people like us, not because of people like you.

↓

So if I catch even so much as a dirty glance

catch dirty glance

↓

or a lascivious look in Richard's direction,

direction

↓

that is it.

↓

Those weasels are dog food.

food

↓

Okay. Okay.

↓

Um, uh...

↓

- Guest house. - Yes.

guest house

↓

Is your guest house currently rented out?

currently guest house rented

↓

No, it's not for rent.

rent

↓

Well, it mother-fucking is now.

fucking mother

↓

Your new tenant is Jared Dunn.

jared

↓

His rent will be exceedingly reasonable.

reasonable rent

↓

And his utilities Will be included.

included

↓

He speaks German in the night.

german night speaks

↓

Well, if you'll excuse us, we have an illegal business to run.

business excuse illegal

↓

Erlich?

↓

But when our scientists did the study,

scientists study

↓

they found the rate of birth defects in that territory

birth found rate territory

↓

was actually higher before we opened our battery plant there.

battery higher opened plant

↓

But, very good question. Thank you for that question.

question

↓

Okay.

↓

Before I finish up here, I have an announcement.

announcement finish

↓

Today, I have accepted the resignation of Dr. Davis Bannerchek.

accepted davis today

↓

So it pleases me to inform you all that effective immediately,

effective immediately inform pleases

↓

Nelson Bighetti has been promoted to sole head dreamer

head nelson promoted sole

↓

Of Hooli XYZ.

↓

Sorry, what?

↓

Stand up, Bag Head.

head stand

↓

What a meteoric ascension.

↓

Just a few months ago, you co-founded Pied Piper

founded months piper

↓

and now you've been promoted twice.

promoted twice

↓

It speaks to your competence.

speaks

↓

Give it up for Bag Head, ladies and gentlemen.

gentlemen head ladies

↓

And lastly, I have big news.

news

↓

In anticipation of our big release of Nucleus at CES in January,

january release

↓

we've decided to give the world a sneak preview.

decided sneak world

↓

Nucleus, in partnership with

partnership

↓

Dana White and the Ultimate Fighting Championship,

championship dana fighting ultimate white

↓

will be the exclusive provider of live streaming

exclusive live streaming

↓

for next month's Ultimate Fighting Championship event,

championship event fighting months ultimate

↓

Molina versus Bulgakov ll.

versus

↓

I realize the full platform won't be ready until January,

full january platform ready realize

↓

but our Nucleus division assures me they are ready for this challenge.

challenge division ready

↓

And I can think of no more exciting a way

exciting

↓

to give a little taste of Nucleus to the entire world,

entire entire-world taste world

↓

than by putting video latency in a rear-naked choke hold.

choke naked putting rear video

↓

Great job, team. All right, back to work.

team

↓

Did you, uh, tell Gavin where we are on the video situation?

situation video

↓

He does know that converting the whole platform to middle-out

middle platform whole

↓

has put us at least six weeks behind schedule, right?

behind least schedule weeks

↓

Well, I'm not going to be the one who tells him we're that far behind.

behind tells

↓

If you want to, feel free.

free

↓

I just heard you tell Heidi we're six weeks behind.

behind heard weeks

↓

But remember that drop-frame issue I showed you?

drop frame issue remember showed

↓

We're easily 15 weeks behind.

behind easily weeks

↓

Well, I'm not going to be the one to tell Heidi about that.

↓

Feel free to tell her yourself.

free

↓

Did I just hear you say we're only 15 weeks behind?

behind weeks

↓

I've been integrating the system natively...

system

↓

Dude, I don't even want to know about it.