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Rick and Morty

Season 5, Episode 10 — Rickmurai Jack

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: Rickmurai Jack
Air date: September 05, 2021
Director: Jacob Hair
Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke
Morty makes a plea for Rick to leave the two crows. In the Citadel of Ricks, a long game played by one particular Morty reaches its conclusion, placing Rick at his mercy.
Source: TMDB
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Oh! Oh! Ah!
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It's the crow man!
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Give it a second.
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Maybe he's taking it out to surrender.
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He's anti-heroic. Run!
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I don't understand.
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He's only one man!
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With the power of a thousand crows.
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Oh, oh! Ooh!
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Good luck.
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Crows and owls have always been at war,
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but why do you care?
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What's the point?
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Here's two.
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Ha-ha! Yeah. Cool. Morty?
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Uh, h-hey, man!
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Good to see you!
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Y-You're, like, looking, like,
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into crows...still.
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Oh, uh, two crows, you remember Morty.
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Morty, two crows.
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It's good to see you,
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but if you'd given me more of a heads up --
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Well, I-I was just in the neighborhood.
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I-It wasn't like --It's just that the battle for crows
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is kind of never-ending.
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Huh. Right.
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A little pointless, then, right?
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That came out wrong, s-sounded judgy.
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-Crowhorse. Crowhorse. -Okay.
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-Crowhorse. Crowhorse. -Looks like...
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looks like they're leading you to a thing.
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Take care, Morty.
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You -- You too!
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I-I'm doing good, by the way.
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Oh, my dad was gonna eat that yogurt you left in the fridge
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but I-I told him --
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I'm looking for...
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Crow Scare.
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The scarecrow? The evil scarecrow?
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Come on. Whoever gives him up first lives.
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Fine, I can kill an extra asshole.
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Helps me get my steps in.
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Ah!
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Ahhh!
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Rick! Morty?
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Wood?!
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Aghhhh!
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Uh, Morty, why are you now like 40?
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Th-That's how long it's been, Rick.
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Oh, uh, I guess we can have a drink together, then.
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Do you have a rum and Coke?
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What are you, 20?
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Oh, bless your heart.
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Time be goin' by, don't she?
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That's your reaction to finding out
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you wasted your entire life?
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I feel okay.
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Well -- well, what about me?!
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Whoa. Excuse us, boys.
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You don't wanna be here for this.
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I thought if I gave you enough space,
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you'd outgrow this... phase.
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Here's your drink, poser.
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Dad got sick, you know. Stage 4.
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You would've loved it.
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Summer's a nurse -- well, pretty much a nurse.
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She -- She married a junkie.
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Rick, come home,
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while we still got a little time.
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Morty, what we had wasn't healthy.
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And this is?
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Y-You've had a thousand adventures with these crows.
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When are you gonna kill their big bad?
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First off, the "will they/kill they"
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is everything to my guys.
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And second, fuck you for trying to undermine my happiness.
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This may be the last time you ever lay eyes on me!
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I hope that's not true, Morty,
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because you look like s[burps]shit,
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and this is not how I wanna remember you.
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Now that I have his two crows,
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nothing will stop me from eliminating Crow Rick.
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Don't defend him to me.
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I don't even get what you see in him.
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You're right.
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We should be enjoying the time we have together.
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Crow Rick!
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Oh, I-I know what this must look like, but --
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It looks like my arch nemesis, Crow Scare,
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and my sidekicks planning adventures together.
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You are hardly the victim here.
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I was adventuring with these two crows
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before you ever came along.
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What do you mean, "using me as a rebound?"
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You feel like I was using you as a rebound, too?
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Well, shit, this lost all meaning.
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I guess it could have been worse.
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At least adventuring was just a metaphor
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for romantic partnership, so it's not a real break-up.
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Speak for yourself.
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We immensely enjoy each other's bodies.
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What?! Ugh! No!
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Sounds like the man's asking for proof.
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Let's show him, fellas!
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-I-I asked for zero proof! -Ahh!
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Zero proof!
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I'm giving you free will.
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Yah!
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Submit to Crow Horse!
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Whoops.
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-Rick? -Wubba lubba dub dub! I'm back, pal!
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Morty, who's at the door?
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Wait a minute. I thought you died gruesomely?
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W-what the hell's going on here?
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See, uh, the -- the thing is, uh...
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Can you please make Morty 14 again, Dad?
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This is ridiculous.
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Okay, look, I-I may have used an aging serum
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to kind of emotionally blackmail you a little.
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I kind of figured, and I totally get it, Morty,
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I-I'm done with the two crows.
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Like, they were super clingy and I'm ready to make this work.
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Let's just hit the reset button.
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Well, no, honey, not a reset, okay?
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Tell your grandpa that you're worthy of his respect
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and you want to be treated differently from now on.
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I refuse to do that.
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I-I'm desperate to get back together.
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-Just like his old man. -Don't worry, honey.
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That's just Morty's middle age talking.
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He'll be less codependent once we get
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more of his life in front of him again.
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Uh, I'd like him to stay 40
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so he can keep buying my friends molly.
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I'd rather throw my vote away
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than use it to support a flawed system.
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Can we make our first adventure fixing this?
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I keep thinking about -lawn care. -Okay, buddy.
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Who sold you this shitty aging serum?
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-What did he look like? -Just like you.
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I-I got it -from the Citadel. -Hot damn.
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Hittin' the ground running with a Citadel episode.
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See ya later, masturbators.
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Hi! I'm Citadel's new mascot, Andy,
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because this place wouldn't be home
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without Ricks "Andy" Mortys.
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Dumb.
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Ooh, what happened to this place?
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There's a Morty president now.
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Aw, that's cute. They rebuilt. They made it nicer.
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They made it Glendale.
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God damn, you are cantankerous.
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Even pooping hurts now.
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Yeah, well, this place is gonna fix you right up.
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Okay, so, we've got a standard Morty
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that's been aged to...40?
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Can you reverse it?
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Well, if you look at it like a bone,
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what we can do is break his age in two places,
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remove the middle, and graft its ends back together.
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Th-that sounds really violent.
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It's not a literal bone, Morty.
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Oh, okay.
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Ah, brace yourself, the process does also
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break every bone in your body.
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Wait! Aah! Ooh! Ow!
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-I like crayons. -Girls are gross.
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I-I think I feel like myself again.
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Uh, you look a little weird.
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Your skin's all pink like a baby mouse.
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-I-Is that normal? -Probably.
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Uh, sign here for storage or disposal
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of the 26 years we removed.
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Wait, what?
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I ain't payin' to store 26 years.
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Well, then you're taking it with you.
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I'm almost ready to sell out.
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Alright, what's disposal cost?
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-Oh! -S-something unfair's happening.
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There's no escape. No escape!
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Let me help you! This is not a good look.
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Oh!
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Oh, boy. Hey! They -- they shot me!
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You are seriously hurting the Citadel experience.
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-Listen to me! -Drop the gun!
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Death is coming for us all,
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and the Citadel is a weapon of mass des--
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Woof. You're about to get suspended with pay.
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Come on, Morty, let's get outta here before this gets political.
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Oh! Was I... influential?
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Yeah, y-you were influential.
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Y-You had like seven -- seven blogs.
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Tight. Oh.
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Ugh. Too late.
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Rick C-137,
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President Morty requests you join him for dinner.
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Whoa! S-Seriously?
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You know I destroyed this place.
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You've been pardoned for that, sir.
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Rick! Let's have dinner with the Morty President.
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Morty, the idea was to get back to simple adventures.
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The Citadel runs on canon.
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Okay. I guess things really are just going right back
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to how they were.
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Fine. I could eat.
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But the second he reveals he's evil, we're gone.
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I dunno. It tastes... pretty good.
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Okay, let me know if you start feeling poisony.
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Good to have you back, buddy.
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Mmm!
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Sorry I'm late. Never really ends around here.
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Look at this, Morty.
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They really did make a you the president.
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And I hate 'em every day for it.
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But wow! Rick C-137.
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Now, that's a guy to move your schedule around for.
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Not -- Not here to blow the place up again, I hope.
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Ha! Not unless you try to keep me here.
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Ha-ha, geez. Wouldn't dream of it.
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But it's amazing you dropped by
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because I was eventually gonna hunt you down.
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There's the reveal. Let's dance.
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-Ha! Geez. -Rick, come on, man.
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The guy got elected president by Ricks and Mortys.
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-He's being really nice. -All politicians are nice.
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He's a hot bag of peanuts, isn't he?
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We've been through a lot.
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A-And he does not like --Serialized drama.
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Right, no drama. Keep it episodic.
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Ricks never look back.
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Waste of a legend in his case.
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You know he practically -built this place? -Wait, what?
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And now you're running it squeaky clean, right?
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That's why you got deformed Mortys
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coming up through the sewer lines
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talking about hope and change?
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-Fair enough. -Good clapback, Rick.
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What's the deal with that, Mister P?
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I got a little project going on.
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Required some hands-on labor.
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It would require less if you were willing
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to tell me how one might
might
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bring down the Central Finite Curve.
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Alright, time to go, Morty.
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I want to know what he's talking about.
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Yeah, you've come all this way.
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Can you give me 10 more seconds?
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Literally 10? Because now it would be 6.
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Oh, I'm fine with that.
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Make it 2.
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One.
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Like I said, would have been a big help for you to tell me,
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but I should have everything I need from you now.
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Let me just make sure.
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You can't scan an entire brain over appetizers.
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Oh, most of yours got scanned a long time ago.
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You probably don't remember.
remember
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Check out season 1, episode 9, Rick Heads.
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Excel[burps]sior!
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-Evil Rick. -We kicked his ass!
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"Evil Rick." I love it.
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Smartest man in the universe,
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with an ego so big you can just grab it like a joystick.
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Looks complete.
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I was afraid I'd have to kill every Rick
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on the Citadel to get what I needed.
needed
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You asshole! I vouched for you!
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He only came here because I asked him to.
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I'm sorry, Rick.
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That apology and a screwdriver in my hand
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would be worth a screwdriver.
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You sellout Mortys kill me.
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I'd hate you more than the Ricks you worship
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if there was any point.
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But you can't help it.
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You were bred for it.
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Wanna see?
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You already know Rogue Ricks used Mortys
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to hide themselves from the Citadel.
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But you might not know it worked so well
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that the Citadel became its own
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Morty Market.
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And I'm sure you don't know how far they've gone
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to help supply meet demand.
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Sure, Ricks could scour infinity
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for naturally occurring grandsons.
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But why bother?
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So much work.
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Such an admission of need.
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There aren't infinite versions of our grandfather, Morty.
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He's an infinite smear of one shitty old man.
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And he's attached to us infinitely
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through his weakness and our forgiveness.
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Oh! Oh!
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This is why we're with him.
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This is why we're alive.
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What the fuck?
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Rick, say this isn't true.
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-It isn't the whole truth. Liar!
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-It's complicated! -I'm not busy.
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Okay, Morty, remember when I said all I need
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was your apology and a screwdriver in my hand?
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Well, I forgot I literally have a screwdriver in my hand.
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I mean, duh-doy. I'm basically Inspector Gadget.
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Uh-oh.
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It's okay. He's free to go.
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He's the Rickest Rick. We'll never see him again.
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Morty, when you came here for that serum,
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did you refill this gun?
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Yeah.
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Oh. Ooh! Holy shit!
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I only know one man that ever hacked my portal gun,
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and it turned out it was evil you.
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Yay! He's all caught up.
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Wait. Hold it. Hold it.
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-Who -- Who's that? -Time for Big Boy. Duck!
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Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh!
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Does he like it?
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It's a metaphor for capitalism, Morty.
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What do you think?
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Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
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Ohh! Ohhhhhh!
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Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh!
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Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh!
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Ohhhhhh!
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Yoink!
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You can't outrun your past, Rick.
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Did you think my force field would be down the second time?
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I was expressing disapproval of your dialogue.
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Disapprove all you want.
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Tonight, the quality of dialogue stops mattering.
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Tonight, I do that thing I want to do
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with the curve thing.
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Nobody leave. Everybody stay.
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Aaaaaaah!
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Nobody leave. Everybody stay.
everybodynobody
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In uncertain times like these,
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I think it's important for me to say, eat shit, fuck you.
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The drug companies paid for me to say every word.
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I have millions of dollars,
dollarsmillions
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and I don't care if you live -- oh, God!
carelive
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Oh, fuck! No! Aah!
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And I'd just like to say that prescription drugs are great,
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and you should buy them now.
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What's happening, Rick?
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He hacked the entire city's portal supply.
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Come on, there still might be one way out of here --
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out the bottom.
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What do you think he needed from your brain?
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I assume schematics for the Citadel's dimensional drive.
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If he's gonna use it to blow the curve,
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we do not want to be here.
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What is the Central Finite Curve?
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Q&A after our survival.
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Hopefully we can snag some untainted fluid at the source
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and get the fuck out of here.
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Or not.
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Wow. I thought my capitalism metaphor was on the nose.
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Ow! Oh!
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So did you help build the Citadel?
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Do you just lie to me about everything?
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Can't we just sneak through the cave base?
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We turned a new leaf, Morty. We're back to simple adventures.
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It's not a new leaf until you tell me everything.
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Morty, we really don't have time for this.
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The whole place -is gonna blow. -No, I-I don't trust you.
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I-I don't want to do this anymore
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if I'm not gonna get straight answers from you.
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God damn it!
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Here's my fucking downloaded brain, Morty.
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You want to jump the shark?
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You want to know my stupid crybaby backstory?
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Knock yourself out. Not -- not now!
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-Boo ya, Rick. -Nice one, Morty!
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Whoa. Dead wife?
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Yes, now everyone can shut up about it.
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Wow, Rick, I feel a lot better having seen all that.
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Of course that's the case.
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In their minds, they're the underdogs.
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And that's how they justify this.
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Morty, I'm not responsible
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for every fucked-up Rick out there.
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They literally all say that.
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They all have that excuse.
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It's part of their system.
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None of them have to be responsible.
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They're all victims of themselves.
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Oh, it's so hard to be a genius. Couldn't you just die?
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Well, what are you doing about it?
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Jack shit. I'm leaving.
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Do you know what the Central Finite Curve is?
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They built a wall around infinity.
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They separated all the infinite universes
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from all the infinite universes
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where he's the smartest man in the universe.
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Every version of us has spent every version
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of all of our lives in one infinite crib
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built around an infinite fucking baby.
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And I'm leaving it.
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That's what makes me evil --
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being sick of him.
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If you've ever been sick of him, you've been evil, too.
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Rick, did you really leave the crows for me?
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Or did you come back because they dumped you?
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There you go, kid. Now you're Evil Morty, too.
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Sooner or later we all are,
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on this side of the curve.
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-Ah! -Ah!
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Don't worry, Morty. We still got a way out
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they never thought of -- Operation Phoenix.
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Doesn't that still mean, like, death?
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Sure, but the joke's on them,
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'cause we just found a backdoor to getting off this rock.
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REROUTED. REROUTED.
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Rerouted. Rerouted. Rerouted.
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Rerouted. Rerouted. Rerouted.
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Oh, my fucking God!
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Come on, Morty. We gotta go.
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You can come if you want.
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Don't blame me if you don't.
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Ugh! From where I sit, Morty,
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that's the best deal on the table.
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I-I don't have a real plan.
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Thanks, pal. I-I'm glad you ignored my advice.
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It's just as well. I lied.
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That second seat's a toilet.
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Oh. Super dick move.
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But weirdly kind of cool to admit it.
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Geez, you guys really are bred for forgiveness.
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Let's go.
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Say goodbye to the Citadel, fellas.
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Ooowee! Evil Morty.
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That was quite a scheme.
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Makes me wonder if there's an evil me out there.
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But I guess sometimes I look at my life,
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and I may not even need him, 'cause, well,
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guess I've made a pretty big mess of things myself.
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Ooowee.
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Never got my job at the university back.
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Remember that? Rick made me do karate.
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It -- It was kinda funny.
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But I guess things went downhill from there.
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Started isolating myself from Amy.
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Used to tell her everything I was feeling,
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but then I guess I stopped,
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'cause I wanted her to love who she thought I was,
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not who I felt myself becoming.
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Ever think about how horrified the people we love would be
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if they found out who we truly are?
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So we just dig ourselves deeper into our lies every day,
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ultimately hurting the only people brave enough to love us.
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Wish I didn't do that.
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Wish I was brave enough to love them back.
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I don't know. Maybe you should try it.
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We don't have as much time as we think.
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Ooowee.
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Did you get any of that?