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Rick and Morty

Season 6, Episode 1 — Solaricks

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Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: Solaricks
Air date: September 04, 2022
Director: Jacob Hair
Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke
Last season's finale was a doozy, broh. What do we do now, broh?
Source: TMDB
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Guess this is how it ends. I thought I was better than this.
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Dramatic voiceover while stranded in space?
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I guess when you’re dying the first thing to go is your creativity.
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Citadel’s gone...
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And-and the saucer we escaped in is out of power
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Aw man I’m so scared in here.
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The extra Mortys went feral.
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Eh, some problems solve themselves.
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Been drinking a lot... Morty! I told you to write this down!
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I don’t have a helmet like that Avengers guy did.
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Been drinking a lot of my piss. Portal gun’s still broken.
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Guess that was all part of Evil Morty’s plan.
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“Evil Morty.” Can we stop flattering this guy?
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His “plan” was to monologue and fuck off,
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he basically threw a tantrum to announce he was quitting Twitter.
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Nobody quits Twitter.
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Hey remember like a second ago, when you pretended not to know who Iron Man was?
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Who was that for?
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Shush shush Morty. This is how we go.
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Bear it with grace.
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Spinal cord: Robitussin as a base, then surprise me.
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- Mom! - Beth maybe!
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Is she trying to say something? We can’t hear you.
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How dumb are. Beth, you’re in a vacuum, sound travels on air.
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Why am I yelling?
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- Wow, great. - Yeah that’s..., really worth it
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That was not worth it. It’s corny.
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You. Corn. Dying of starvation here!
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Oh my God. Stop explaining. Stop explaining!
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Are you finished?
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She’s not finished.
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- Oh Real mature, real classy - Oh nice.
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It was a good line, honey.
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I didn’t need it to be, I don’t care what you think.
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Oh my God she found you, here, eat eat eat.
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Oh hell yes.
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Hold on, buddy, our systems could go into shock from solid food.
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Digestibot, convert to nutrient mass.
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I’m just gonna risk it.
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Since when you do you guys get stranded? Thank you by the way.
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- Almost left them out there. - Portal travel’s broken.
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Are these heirloom tomatoes? Digestibot, try these.
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So you can’t hop realities anymore.
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Does that mean you’ll finally have to wash your robe?
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Good point, I need to reboot the portal index immediately.
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Basically just a hard reset on the fluid.
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Hold tight, the Earth’s gonna shake a bit.
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- Oh shit. - Wait, what’s happening?
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Instead of resetting portal travel, I may have reset portal travelers.
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- Too late to apologize. - Rick, why am I pulsing green?
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don’t say you don’t know because you’re pulsing green.
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- Rick are we about to die? - No.
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- We’re about to vanish from this reality. - That’s totally dying!
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No it isn’t, everyone from this reality returning to their reality of origin.
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Back to our original universes?
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I explained it fine, Morty, you’re spoonfeeding spoons!
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- Where’s Summer? - Oh nice, you guys are back
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Summer. Three of us are one-way blind hopping,
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you gotta help us get back.
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There’s a protocol for this in your chore server, filename Booger AIDs.
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- Every file is Booger AIDS! - I hate naming things!
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Just search for words like “one way blind hop reset nav beacon.”
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- Why do I have a “reality of origin?” - There’s no time to explain, Jerry!
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Counting on you, Summer! One way blind hop beacon protocol!
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Here we go!
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So there was time to explain.
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Don’t waste extra precious seconds with your pettiness, Jerry!
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Summer, let’s run down...
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One way blind hop reset beacon booger AIDS.
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Cool.
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There was so much time to explain!
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Yes! Fine, hindsight is twenty twenty! Who has ever taken this long to vanish?
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How did I end up not in my own universe?!
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Oh my god. The Jerryboree!
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- The Jerryboree. - Deep cut.
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Wait, but... where’s our real Dad and our real Morty?
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Buried in the backyard!
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That’s what the possums are after.
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Dad’s got you in the family business too, huh?
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Yeah, Morty’s an easy mark but Rick pays me in things like...
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Wolverine claws.
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Whelp, looks like you got this. See you guys in another, two years?
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Or... you could stick around for this one?
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Looks like it involves Grandpa’s grody citadel,
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we could, y’know, break things. Loot stuff.
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Should, probably get back to saving the galaxy...
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Please.
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Guess I could loot some stuff. Fine. Yeah, OK let’s make it quick.
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Awesome, I’ve never been. Let’s do this, adventure family! Woo! Haha!
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Ok.
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Fuck.
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Excuse me? Bro, Ricks don’t pass on this.
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Rick? Is that you?
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Yeah... Diane.
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You’ve been gone so long. Did you find our daughter’s killer?
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- Not yet, sorry. Still looking. - You’ll find him.
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You always do everything you set your mind to.
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Except keep your family alive. But that was hardly your fault.
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Mute.
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If I could be muted, I wouldn’t be too good at haunting you,
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- would I, you dirty bear? - Yeah, forgot I wanted to be haunted.
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I guess you predicted you might. That’s where haunting comes in handy, huh?
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Very good point, sugar.
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Rick?
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Hello? Original family? Sorry about last time.
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Rick, he was in space prison, we couldn’t just...
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hello?
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Aw jeez.
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Fuck. Dammit Morty, there’s no doctors anymore.
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Dad?
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Figures it’s underwhelming the one time I visit.
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Sorry usually there’s cowboy Rick and Mortys and stuff.
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Looks like they could use a couple repairman Rick and Mortys, right?
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Tight, little scavenger dudes. If they shoot at us I’m allowed to...
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do this. Shit yeah.
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Space Mom, get in on this!
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Cool Mom!
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Let’s keep it moving, I don’t have all day.
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I got it!
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I got it! I got it! Sorry!
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Sorry! I got it. Sorry!
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I was gonna do it.
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Terrestrials, am I right?
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I kept up the search in your absence.
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You want a new list of potential locations?
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You’re always just one room away?
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Remember, you thought if you could see or touch me
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it might give you a level of com comfort.
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Right. Can’t have that. Come on, Summer.
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Who’s Summer? Should I be jealous?
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knows what happens to the people you love.
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- Hey Rick. - Hey, Mr. Goldmanbachmajorian.
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Still alive, huh? What’s up?
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I was wondering if you could help me make sense of a note I found this morning?
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It’s written by someone claiming to be me.
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They say my mind is held captive in a time loop,
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trapped in the day of a traumatic event by the agony of a formidable intelligence.
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But also that my captor forgot about aging...
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that my body spoils and yearns for death while my soul remains stuck in place
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caught, like a fly in amber.
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Right. I used to drink, drink. No clue pal.
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That’s Ok. I found other notes in the trash just like it.
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Poor weirdo. I pity them, wish they could let go, and move on.
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- Sounds healthy. - Sure would be.
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Sweet death.
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Was that symbolic? Are you letting go?
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I understand, baby. I forgive you...
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You don’t get to say that! You’re not her.
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You’re a thing I built to torture myself.
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This whole fucking timeline is cursed. I gotta get out of here.
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Because you want to move on.
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Because I don’t. And I have to. I came back on accident.
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Guy I’m looking for he’s...
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he’s not findable, Diane.
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I live with a version of Beth, now.
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Sounds like a version of nice.
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We have grandkids. That’s who Summer is. She’s gonna get me out of here.
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She reminds me of you.
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Really? Is she dead too?
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Bye, Diane.
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You’re not honestly gonna fly into that rift without coordinates, are you?
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Don’t give up on us, Rick.
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I don’t make the rules. Haunters gonna haunt.
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Baby? Are you killing yourself?
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I’m more embracing the “win win” of risking my life.
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Where’s Mom and Summer?
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They’re gone. Sorry, Morty.
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Gone gone?
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We spent a long time in that ice.
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A gentle mutant licked us out but Beth got sick,
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and Summer didn’t thaw right.
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With no one left to blame, I finally had to deal with myself.
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Buried my grief at Barnes and Noble.
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Four Agreements, Eat Pray Love, Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns.
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Learned to accept things for what they are.
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In a few of these the whole brain is still intact.
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Makes you wonder if some people were still in there, just trapped in the horror.
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Anyway it’s awesome protein.
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I’m so sorry, Dad. But. My real, original Dad beat the apocalypse.
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I guess we all underestimated you.
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Hey. What’s that game we always used to try to play as a family,
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y- the one we never finished...
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- Downbeat. - Yes! Let’s play Downbeat.
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I bet I can find it! We can finish now.
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Yeah, you should totally do that.
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Cool, I got it! We’ll play Downbeat...
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and we’ll camp here tonight and then rebuild the house.
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Y’know we got food, fresh water, and we’ve got family...
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Da fuck?
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Morty. I wrote this note in advance in case you’re wondering how I left so fast.
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My plan is to wait for you to turn your back,
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then I’m going to grab all your shit and split.
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Depending on how long you were out of the room,
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you’ll probably be thinking I can’t be that far away
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and you’ll want to foll...
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Morty, wrote this fast cuz had to set trap,
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thought you’d have cooler shit, see other note bye.
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Mother fucker...
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Slow down! Slow down! Not cool! Oh!
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- What the hell, Dad? - Don’t take it personal, Morty.
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That’s one of the Four Agreements. I don’t remember the other three,
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but I know Commissioner Gordon was cool with Batman moving on.
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- Batman doesn’t abandon people! - You abandoned us.
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I deserve that. But, y’know, it improved you...
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Oh, am I cool enough for you now?
cool
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Well that was easy, it only cost me fucking everything.
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Whoa, hey, I...
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You came back and talked about us like we weren’t people, Morty!
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Then you bailed, and left us to freeze!
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- I was apologizing for that earlier... - Your mom and sister died, Morty!
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And I moved on. From caring.
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And that is the best deal you will ever get.
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So take it.
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Please don’t go. If Rick comes back, we can find you a new reality,
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a new Mom, new Summer, a job!
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Oh you don’t get it, kid.
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Except for this conversation, my life is perfect.
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Rick was always right... everyone needs to let go.
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Aw, you came back... I guess we really did form a bond...
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Hey stop it! Get away from me! No, help!
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Alright, pin dropped, Grandpa! Come and get us.
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Come on, come on, come on!
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Baby? Something to keep in mind:
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If you were pulled home by whatever happened,
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it’s likely our target was as well.
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It’s also likely he’s having as much trouble leaving as you are.
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He’s trapped.
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-Grandpa! - Oh fuck yes!
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Grandpa?
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Summer! Gold star, always believed in you.
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- Now the hard part. - Hard part?
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Way worse things than me can see that beacon too.
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Hunker down and protect it while I grab Morty. Rick out!
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Try to survive!
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Oh shit. Domestic Mom should hide maybe?
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-“Domestic Mom”? - I mean she’s the cool space one.
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Look I’m not looking to get caught in whatever this is,
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you guys can both hide maybe, hash it out.
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Oh quit talking down! I’m you with the patience to do laundry.
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Mom stop being jealous of our bond!
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She ran from our choices, I have to parent them.
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It’s not like I didn’t care, that’s what the clone was for.
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Moms!
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- Morty! - Rick?
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I knew it, I knew you wouldn’t leave me!
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Da fuck?
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Morty did you see another Rick here? Nondescript haircut, scifi jacket?
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Of course you didn’t see him, you’d be dead.
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Or you’d be a bomb.
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Do you feel bomby? Nah, you woulda blown up by now.
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Wasn’t the Rick here dead? That’s, that’s why you pick places right?
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Well, your Rick, yeah, not dead, more like, not around.
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When I met you I was sorta hoping he might turn up one day,
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You son of a bitch! I got you!
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- Where are we going? - To kill your grandpa, little buddy.
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Wait, what?
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I don’t understand. My original Rick killed your family?
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And you were just waiting for him to come back?
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Seems like you understand fine, Morty. That was A+ repiping. We’re here.
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This guy Morty, he hates being found but loves building elaborate shit.
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Like playing a ton of Minecraft but all on a private server.
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Am I in a fucking K-hole right now, what is going on?
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Whoa, hoho, you found me!
foundwhoa
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I shoot the first monitor too. Listen, I’m not here. Or am I?
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There’s the clone you found. Or maybe it’s me, all naked!
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Just a lil Keyser Söze. I mean why would I admit it’s not?
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Look at him! Look at him go, look at him dance.
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Or me, again, it might be me, Like a Saw thing, I’m very sneaky.
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Here’s a bunch of killbots to deal with while ya wrestle with that.
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Obviously I don’t know who I’m talking to here, it’s all prerecorded.
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But if you got this far, you probably think you’re real special.
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Tell you what.
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There he goes! Maybe that actually was me!
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If you follow him down there we can do a big fight.
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Fifty percent chance I’m not lying.
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We’re in trouble asshole! I shouldn’t have to beg.
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- Wait, my moms are in trouble? - Those versions of them are.
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We gotta save them! Rick this is an obvious trap.
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If you go down there he’s just gonna kill you...
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- Good! - What?
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Now what?
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If you don’t care if you die, why do you care if I die
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Knock it off! Get out of here!
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You did this last season, you’re like a suicide bomber!
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- Takes one to know one. - Yeah, well, you get it from him, not me.
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I don’t know him. You’re my grandpa, Rick. Rick and Morty. A hundred years.
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This place totally might go up by the way.
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Here’s a bunch of countdowns? One of them’s probably accurate.
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Fuckin, stupid, 5th dimensional stomach juices.
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Sorry for the sitcom fight, and maybe getting us digested.
fightsitcom
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- You’ve got incredible timing. - Don’t be a bitch,
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I’m parenting, makes sense you don’t recognize it,
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you’ve been out of practice for awhile.
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Good! I’m glad that they have you! I don’t want to be “Space Mom”.
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You’ve made that clear.
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Just don’t let Summer mistake your rejection of her for good taste.
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I'm not trying to, it's all her.
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Jesus. It’d be cool if you were around more, I don’t wanna get married.
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I’m seventeen. My affection is the wind, don’t try to compete for it.
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I could hear every word of that through the helmets.
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Thank fuck I only had to kill most of them.
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Jesus. That ship really has sailed.
jesussailedship
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And now we feast!
feast
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This emergency was oversold to me.
emergency
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- Grandpa! Morty! - Moms!
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Wait, if they have to wear helmets...
helmetswear
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I do childproofing stuff while you’re asleep.
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Why don’t you childproof Dad?
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- Great reminder... - Wait!
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Time to get Jerry.
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Maybe I wouldn’t be so uptight if I wasn’t married to
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an unemployed receptacle of human fear!
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Get a job Dad, it’s been a decade.
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Pretty brutal Jer. I know a good alligator park if you wanna kill yourself.
brutalkillpark
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I got expelled today.
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Oh no, you got expelled. Whoa what a horrible thing.
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You are so fucking dumb.
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Hi hun.
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Some real Season 2 vibes in there, y’know what I’m sayin?
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You know, never thought I’d say this, but...
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I think I’m glad we spent that time divorced.
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One second...
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...I’ll build af ucking swing set in the back yard?
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You know, I may technically be from here?
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But I’m a goddamn inter dimensional traveler now.
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And all of you can kiss my scifi ass.
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It gets me every time.
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Wow, what an amazing joke I just told. And also, what an adventure.
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Y’know I guess it doesn’t matter where we’re from, if we’re together, huh?
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Good, good final moral thing.
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This is everyone’s original dimension’ now.
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- Great wrap-ups, kids. - You’re back.
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- Oh shit), Season 2 Jerry! - Look, before you bust my balls,
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can someone help with the shower? It’s colder than Beth on our anniversary.
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Also... Look who I found in Rick’s room.
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I’m Mr. Frundles!
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I don’t care how cute he is, we agreed no boogens in the house.
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Wait, Season 2 Jerry, don’t!
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- Mr. Frundles! - Everybody in the car.
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I’m Mr. Frundles!
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- Wait but I thought HE was Mr. Frundles. - Everybody in the car!! Now!
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I’m Mr. Frundles! I’m Mr. Frundles! I’m Mr. Frundles! I’m Mr. Frundles!
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What thefuck, Dad? Why would you bring that thing into our house??
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It was cute! Fuck! We gotta find a new timeline now!
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You know how hard that shit is without portals?
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We gotta do the thing with the Rift and the beacon again!
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The whole fucking episode all over again. Car, fabricate some vomit bags.
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Can't we just go back and fix it?
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I’m Mr. Frundles.
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I can’t believe portal travel’s broken.
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- I’ll get to it when I get to it. - Lift with your knees, Mom.
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How many times have you done this?
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Oh god.
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- And you swear they die of natural causes. - Mhmm, yup.
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The exact same as our old timeline? Even my stuff?
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Bit of a rush job actually so they do say “parmesan” weird.
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- How do they say... - Par-mees-ian.
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- Jesus Christ. - This fucking sucks.
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I could’ve left you guys! You think the concept of “family” matters to me?
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I’m not even your Rick!
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- I’m Denial Rick!” - See you inside Dad.
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Sorry I was such a Dance Mom about Summer, she’s your daughter too.
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No, boundaries are good.
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But, speaking of maybe I've put up too many.
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- Is it Ok if I come around sometimes? - That could be nice.
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- That’s a cute outfit. - The one we always wear?
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- Yes Morty? - You promise I’m not, y’know, bait?
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- To make that Rick come back? - What? M-Morty,
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for you to be bait the guy'd have to value something,
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he truly does not give a shit.
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He's the real deal.
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- Parmeee-san. - Par-meees-ian. Par-mees-Ian.
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- Par, Parmeeeeeesian. - Parmesian.
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- Gross. I hate it. - Yeah.
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Hello? Morty? That one big rat?
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Whoa this is a development.
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Litle guy, easy. You’re a Jerry right?
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Never got too close to the concept. Boy you have really arc’d out.
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Were you putting on pants?
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What? Oh. Yeah. No, I was naked to fuck with a guy.
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Speaking of, did you talk to me, or a little kid around here?
speaking
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Maybe. Why?
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Because if you hate them too... I could be down for a little team up.
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I really don’t “team up” anymore. Managing people, such a headache...
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Fatality... Jerry wins!
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God damn dude. Bad ass!
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Why are you here?
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Buddy, I have been asking myself that exact same question.
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