#pretended — Tags

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- Guy that pretended-- - I'm gonna explain all that.

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You had a traumatic response and pretended it was you.

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He definitely pretended to be Donovan McNabb one time

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You know the other day at the store when I pretended not to know you?

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"And then I pretended I was Rocky, and I told Mr. T, 'Go for it.'

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You pretended not to know me at the father-son picnic.

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So I just pretended to be braver than I was.

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I pretended to be bad at math so that you'd help me.

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I pretended to like to make my friends shut up.

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I pretended I didn't care if I was,

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Hey remember like a second ago, when you pretended not to know who Iron Man was?

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why I called the hospital, pretended to be your sister,

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why I called the hospital, pretended to be your sister,

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AND THEN SHE PRETENDED TO DIE. HA!

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AND THEN SHE PRETENDED TO DIE. HA!

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SO WE ALL JUST STOOD AROUND, PRETENDED TO WORK,

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SO WE ALL JUST STOOD AROUND, PRETENDED TO WORK,

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- Red pretended she liked me to get me to buy her a Labubu.

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