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Rick and Morty
Season 5, Episode 9 — Forgetting Sarick Mortshall
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Show:
Rick and Morty
Episode title:
Forgetting Sarick Mortshall
Air date:
September 05, 2021
Director:
Kyounghee Lim
Top billed cast:
Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke
Two crows, broh. These guys are mad smart.
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It came as a shock to many...
shock
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But with the power vacuum left by the heartless
heartless
left
power
vacuum
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consumption of our dictator,
dictator
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we shall impose even more Draconian cookie law,
cookie
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one be-cookieing at a time!
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Hah!
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Oh, thank you!
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They took power immediately after you and your grandpa left.
grandpa
immediately
left
power
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Err sorry about that, Rick doesn't really do
rick
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'transition plans,' I-I think he was just hungry.
hungry
plans
transition
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Well, now with you here, perhaps a new system of government?
government
perhaps
system
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King Morty --Sorry, look I gotta run,
king
morty
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I-I'm sure you guys'll figure it out,
figure
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I-I believe in you!
believe
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Morty! Can you help us with this UFO-shaped hole?
hole
morty
shaped
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Sure, geez, but y'know only because
geez
yknow
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I was in the neighborhood.
neighborhood
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Morty, thank God!
morty
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The beast emerged right after your grandpa left
beast
grandpa
left
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and its gem went missing --Geez, that is a crazy coincidence
coincidence
crazy
geez
missing
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that I-I if I were you, probably just best left alone.
alone
best
left
left-alone
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He's right. We-We should celebrate.
celebrate
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Feast? No time.
feast
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S-S-Sounds pretty classic though,
classic
sounds
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don't let me hold you up!
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Son of a bitch. He marked it.
bitch
marked
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Ah!
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Phew.
phew
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Hah.
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What the --
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Hey, what the hell?
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Agh! Jesus!
jesus
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You got some of that green stuff on you too, huh?
green
stuff
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Th-Th-This is bad. Th-This is really bad.
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Hey, how do you think I feel?
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I had the ultimate stash hole and now I got a kid in my thigh.
hole
stash
thigh
ultimate
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Look, you seem like a perfectly nice guy in my hand hole,
hand
hole
perfectly
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but if I can't sort this out I'm dead --
dead
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What the hell, dude? Gross.
gross
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I-I-I was just trying to... You're just trying to what?
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Where'd this stuff come from?
stuff
whered
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Garbage Goober, get out here and eat this garbage.
garbage
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Mmm, trash, I love trash, yum yum trash,
love
trash
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I wanna eat trash --Hell yeah, I love that lil guy.
love
trash
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Wait a minute.
minute
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Is that Mountain Dew in my quantum transport solution?
mountain
quantum
solution
transport
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I-I saw you were marking the levels
levels
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so I-I had to top it off."Top it off?"
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Do you know how dangerously toxic this stuff is?
stuff
toxic
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And you added it to my portal fluid?!
added
fluid
portal
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Only because you don't trust me!
trust
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Oh, that's great logic, Morty --
logic
morty
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forgive me for not doing the kissy chef gesture
chef
forgive
gesture
kissy
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since you probably spilled this shit everywhere
spilled
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and I don't want to teleport my lips.
lips
teleport
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I did I did not spill it!
spill
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I won't take your word for that and I shouldn't have to,
word
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which is why I have sidekick rules.
rules
sidekick
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If you can't follow them --
follow
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I can be replaced, yeah, yeah, so you keep telling me.
replaced
telling
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Excuse me? Did you just try to call my bluff?
bluff
excuse
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Have you ever seen me bluff?
bluff
seen
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Fine. You know what, replace me!
replace
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Replace me, Rick! Just do it.
replace
rick
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Good luck finding someone that can be told
finding
luck
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80 thousand times how replaceable they are!
thousand
thousand-times
times
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Okay. I'll see your bluff call and raise you reality.
bluff
raise
reality
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I can't pretend I haven't been looking forward to this.
forward
looking
looking-forward
pretend
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Behold my Wheel of Better Things Than Morty.
behold
morty
wheel
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Wh-What are you eight? I-Is this macaroni art?
eight
macaroni
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You expect me to believe you built this
believe
built
expect
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because you don't care?
care
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No, I built this because I don't expect shit from you.
built
expect
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Come on, anything!
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Anything but Morty, let's go!
morty
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Come on baby, no whammies!
baby
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Duh-duh-duh-duh stop!
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Okay, that's it. Two crows.
crows
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-You're fired! -You know what? Eat shit.
fired
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You're just trying to make me feel worthless.
worthless
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I never said you're worthless.
worthless
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In fact, I've given you a very
fact
given
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Two crows.
crows
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Note I didn't say three!
note
three
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Man, that is not a healthy relationship.
healthy
relationship
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I hope you don't mind me eavesdropping.
hope
mind
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Maybe we can figure out some sort of
figure
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sound-proof bandage solution.
bandage
proof
solution
sound
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Hey did Garbage Goober eat my porno magazines?
garbage
magazines
porno
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So, were you like, a friend of Rick's?
friend
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-Were you? -Good question.
question
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W-What's he doing, i-is he out there making sure
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you see him collecting two crows?
collecting
crows
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And now you're thinking, gee, maybe if he cares enough
cares
thinking
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to hurt me this bad...
hurt
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dot dot dot.
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Break the cycle, Morty.
break
cycle
morty
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Change the things that you can change.
change
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That's what I did. And now I'm free.
free
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Only cramming six years into six minutes, fellas.
fellas
minutes
years
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Take your time!
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Now that's what I'm talking about!
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If ya nail this next one, I've got bird quaaludes.
bird
nail
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And I might even share.
might
share
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Y-You know you can stop doing that for my benefit.
benefit
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Y'know or-or keep doing it. Doesn't matter. I'm out.
matter
yknow
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-I'm walking away. -Wait. Morty. Don't go.
morty
walking
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Not until you see this!
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Commence bird on a wire!
bird
commence
wire
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Yeeeeaaaahhhhh!
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Jerk.
jerk
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Hey, let's hang out.
hang
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We're like brothers now, we both got away y'know,
brothers
yknow
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w-where are you at?
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Ooh, you know what, shoot, can't.
shoot
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I'm an alien, um, so --That's okay,
alien
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Rick turned my bike into a spaceship
bike
rick
turned
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for "solo adventures" like picking up
adventures
picking
solo
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his Venusian foot ointment.
foot
ointment
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God I'm seeing it so clearly now.
seeing
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Oh. Wait. I-It says here you're on Earth.
earth
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Yeah. Ah. Don't come here. Why not?
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Look, I-I get it, my room is sometimes messy too,
messy
room
sometimes
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I'll-I'll pick you up right outside your...
pick
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-...mental asylum. -Busted.
asylum
busted
mental
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You literally said "I'm free."
free
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I'm literally not free.
free
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Stop! That's my blanket!
blanket
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How do you know Rick?
rick
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Look I came to your place with him one night
night
place
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after the bar closed.
closed
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I started messing around in your garage
garage
messing
started
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and I spilled that portal stuff on me and he...
portal
spilled
stuff
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kind of launched me to Australia...
australia
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like with this weirdly primitive catapult, but --
primitive
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but the ammunition is an airtight carbon chamber,
airtight
carbon
chamber
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yeah, that-that -- that's how we lost our cable guy.
cable
lost
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Anyways, that kind of experience shakes you up.
anyways
experience
shakes
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So, sorry I misled you, have a nice life.
life
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Nick. You got a visitor.
nick
visitor
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Damn, what happened to you?
happened
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The guards like to beat us on Sundays.
beat
guards
sundays
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Still better -than Mondays. -Geez, what happens then?
geez
happens
mondays
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They lick our faces when we're tied down.
faces
lick
tied
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-Plus it's meat loaf day. -Well...
loaf
meat
meat-loaf
plus
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-you're leaving now, buddy. -Whoa, whoa, whoa!
buddy
leaving
whoa
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I-I swiped 'em off the guard on my way in.
guard
swiped
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I-I mean, sure, yeah, I could undo my lock, but then what?
lock
undo
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After the smartest guy in the world's done with ya,
smartest
worlds
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it's kinda hard to find a footing again.
hard
kinda
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That's why I need to get you out of here.
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We're not the problem, he is.
problem
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And if you can have a fresh start, then maybe I can too.
fresh
start
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It's not like it's a prison break.
break
prison
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We're just leaving, like, a hospital
hospital
leaving
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that wants to help you extra bad.
extra
wants
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Follow me!
follow
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Hey get back here, you better open this door!
door
open
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I can fly! Keep running, Nick.
nick
running
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The more you sweat, the saltier your cheeks.
cheeks
sweat
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-Lick this! -Thanks, Morty.
lick
morty
thanks
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That dude's got a tongue like a cat.
dudes
tongue
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Stop those Portal Boys!
boys
portal
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Did you hear that? That's gonna stick!
stick
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Damn. Just like Jackie Chan!
jackie
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Hah! I guess that makes me Chris Tucker.
chris
makes
tucker
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I-I guess?
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Gonna get you!
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Holy shit! Did you see that?
holy
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I mean you blinded a guy with puke!
puke
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Oh, it was insane.
insane
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-Gimme dap. -Am I doing it right?
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D-D-Did I give you a dap yet?
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Look at us. We got out.
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And not just from the asylum but from Rick.
asylum
rick
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You get to say what an adventure is now.
adventure
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You still got that list?
list
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Dude, we can't do that stuff without Rick's tech.
stuff
tech
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Then it's time the Portal Boys get themselves a portal gun.
boys
portal
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Remember your training, crows.
crows
remember
training
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The idol should be around that corner!
corner
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Do you guys just follow training when you feel like it?
follow
training
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That's not being trained, that's being dicks.
dicks
trained
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Ah, now I see. The real treasure is empathy.
empathy
real
treasure
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And that's worth way more than any knick-knack.
worth
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You guys just earned yourselves another adventure!
adventure
another
earned
yourselves
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The adventure is, you're fired.
adventure
fired
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Sorry, guys, if I wanted another bleeding heart,
another
bleeding
heart
wanted
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I'd inject reanimator serum into an actual bleeding heart.
actual
bleeding
heart
inject
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Relax, this is an avian planet
planet
relax
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with 40 million species of bird,
bird
million
species
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even one day of working under me
working
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will make you apex geniuses down there.
geniuses
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Now hop into these pneumatic canisters
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they used to use at bank drive-thrus in the '70s.
bank
drive
used
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What the... Hey! Who's tractor beaming me?!
tractor
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Nobody tractor beams me --
beams
nobody
tractor
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Nobody descrambles my tractor beam scrambler to boot.
beam
boot
nobody
tractor
tractor-beam
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Sorry for the tractor beaming,
tractor
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but did you lose these two crows?
crows
lose
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Oh, uh, yeah, no I-I dropped 'em off 'cause
dropped
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I-I can't hold a candle to them.
candle
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Y'know it s-seemed like a -- the decent thing to do.
decent
seemed
yknow
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Be your crows. Train yourself.
crows
train
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Crows are then trained.
crows
trained
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I'm open to what you're describing if it's easier
describing
easier
open
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than wiping an unearned smirk off my grandson's face.
face
wiping
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⧉
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-W-What do I do? -Look at your crows.
crows
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Be your crows.
crows
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⧉
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God I am so glad I'm a primate.
glad
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⧉
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Fine. Looking at my crows.
crows
looking
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We train ourselves to stop training.
train
training
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⧉
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The trained are untrained, we are untrained.
trained
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⧉
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All training is complete.
complete
training
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Because no training was needed.
needed
training
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My God. I-I get it, now.
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⧉
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We are gonna shove this crow shit down Morty's throat!
crow
shove
throat
↗
⧉
↓
Nick, m-maybe this isn't a good idea.
idea
nick
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⧉
↓
L-Like what if he catches us?
catches
↗
⧉
↓
He could trap me in -a Matrix again. -Listen to yourself.
trap
↗
⧉
↓
We wouldn't even be in this situation
situation
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⧉
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if the dude hadn't fucked us both over.
fucked
↗
⧉
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Damn it. He must be showing the gun off
must
showing
↗
⧉
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to his stupid crows -- i-it's not fair!
crows
fair
stupid
↗
⧉
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It's okay, we can still liberate all this other stuff.
stuff
↗
⧉
↓
Let's only grab what we need, though.
grab
↗
⧉
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Oh, no. Shit. That's Rick's can crusher!
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⧉
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H-He spent three weeks perfecting that.
spent
three
three-weeks
weeks
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⧉
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Morty, buddy, you forget that we're in this together.
buddy
forget
morty
↗
⧉
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Besides, tell me that didn't feel the slightest bit good.
besides
slightest
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⧉
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I mean yeah, but w-we can't do that again.
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⧉
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Why the hell not?
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⧉
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Whoa!
whoa
↗
⧉
↓
Haha!
haha
↗
⧉
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Here we go, bitch!
bitch
↗
⧉
↓
Son, have you fallen in with a weird stranger
fallen
stranger
weird
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⧉
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and are now trashing your grandpa's place?
grandpas
place
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⧉
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'Cause I'll help!
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Dad? Psh, whatever, man.
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Ah. Yeah! Yeah! Now eat my ass, Rick!
rick
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Suck it, Sanchez!
sanchez
suck
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⧉
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Morty, is that what I think it is?
morty
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⧉
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I mean, it's the equivalent of an iPhone 3
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⧉
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And it's empty but it means the Portal Boys be portal-ing!
boys
empty
portal
↗
⧉
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Rick incoming.
incoming
rick
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⧉
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Oh, crap, we better skedaddle!
skedaddle
↗
⧉
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Moooooorty.
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But what about my dad, he-he's like a-a...
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-puddle. -You heard the garage,
garage
heard
puddle
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⧉
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Rick'll turn him back into a solid when he gets here!
solid
↗
⧉
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Sorry, Dad, gotta go be heroes.
heroes
↗
⧉
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G-Gonna take your car, love you!
love
↗
⧉
↓
That's us down there with the poop brown roof.
brown
poop
roof
↗
⧉
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-What is that? -Oh. Ha. That?
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⧉
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T-That's...nothing.
↗
⧉
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But I see "Two Crows" written right here beside...
beside
crows
written
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⧉
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Gene with donkey brains, half a Paul Giamatti, and...
brains
donkey
donkey-brains
gene
half
paul
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⧉
↓
sentient shit.
↗
⧉
↓
I guess the "joke" being that crows are stupid?
crows
joke
stupid
↗
⧉
↓
I think it's a little more nuanced than that.
↗
⧉
↓
Right, because you just learned
learned
↗
⧉
↓
empathy from us 10 minutes ago
empathy
minutes
↗
⧉
↓
but now we're going to learn we don't get your humor?
humor
learn
↗
⧉
↓
Fucking horse shit.
fucking
horse
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah, there's not a ton to "get," genius,
genius
↗
⧉
↓
the "joke" is your grandson was so replaceable
grandson
joke
↗
⧉
↓
that "even" two crows could do it.
crows
↗
⧉
↓
Haha. It's funny except it's not.
except
funny
haha
↗
⧉
↓
Right, well, to be honest, that is how I felt at the time.
honest
↗
⧉
↓
But I've-I've rounded a corner.
corner
rounded
↗
⧉
↓
I seriously have, you guys.
↗
⧉
↓
Well, now it's time to round the corner of death!
corner
death
round
↗
⧉
↓
Let the crow-volutionbegin.
crow
↗
⧉
↓
Aah!
↗
⧉
↓
Aw, that sound. What have you done?
sound
↗
⧉
↓
Turned crows against dozens of humans in a 300 meter radius.
crows
dozens
humans
meter
turned
↗
⧉
↓
Heeeelllllp... pleaseee...
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, now you beg for help?
↗
⧉
↓
-That wasn't me. -What do you mean?
↗
⧉
↓
Dooooown here.
↗
⧉
↓
Jerry, what the fuck? Why are you a puddle?
fuck
jerry
puddle
↗
⧉
↓
You don't deserve these!
deserve
↗
⧉
↓
-Haha. -Genius.
genius
haha
↗
⧉
↓
Caaatch you at a baaad time? Yeah, Jerry.
jerry
↗
⧉
↓
They took my goddamn crows!
crows
goddamn
↗
⧉
↓
Not now, Garbage Goober! Get back in your hole!
garbage
hole
↗
⧉
↓
Hohoho, our first adventure!
adventure
↗
⧉
↓
This definitely the place?
place
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah, Rick's been ripping these guys off for years,
ripping
years
↗
⧉
↓
they'll-they'll be really -
↗
⧉
↓
uh, grateful.
grateful
↗
⧉
↓
Y'know, there --Let's just get that fluid, bud.
fluid
yknow
↗
⧉
↓
The Portal Boys are about to be in portal business!
boys
business
portal
↗
⧉
↓
Here he is.
↗
⧉
↓
This rat was skimming your crystal harvest
crystal
harvest
↗
⧉
↓
and sending it to a spaceman named Rick Sanchez.
named
rick
sanchez
sending
↗
⧉
↓
-Bastard! -Screw Rick! Kick his dick!
bastard
dick
kick
rick
screw
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah, right?! But me and Nick here, we-we put a stop to that.
nick
↗
⧉
↓
The people of Kuntak thank you.
↗
⧉
↓
He's a bad guy, right?
↗
⧉
↓
Y-You're gonna bring him to justice?
bring
justice
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah, of course.
course
↗
⧉
↓
Uh, okay, p-pleasure doing business!
business
pleasure
↗
⧉
↓
Not so fast, Morty.
fast
morty
↗
⧉
↓
We're not leaving until we get what we came for.
leaving
↗
⧉
↓
Funny, I'm prepared to.
funny
prepared
↗
⧉
↓
So hey, look, wh-what we want is portal fluid.
fluid
portal
↗
⧉
↓
As our thanks.
thanks
↗
⧉
↓
Portal fluid?
fluid
portal
↗
⧉
↓
You think I'd live in a lizard mine if I had portal fluid?
fluid
live
lizard
portal
↗
⧉
↓
Right, ok, or we could just kill you for it.
kill
↗
⧉
↓
He's kidding. He's -- t-the Portal Boys
boys
kidding
portal
↗
⧉
↓
-only kill with kindness. -And with guns.
guns
kill
kindness
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, no. Oh, no. I-I'm not the one shooting!
shooting
↗
⧉
↓
-Kill them! -I'm sorry.
kill
↗
⧉
↓
Stop! Stop! They're unarmed!
↗
⧉
↓
Ahh! What the fuck?!
fuck
↗
⧉
↓
Morty! Morty!
morty
↗
⧉
↓
Cool place ya got here. Very Dark Crystal meets Hot Topic.
cool
crystal
dark
meets
place
topic
↗
⧉
↓
Now where are my damn crows?
crows
↗
⧉
↓
Seriously?
↗
⧉
↓
Is there anything not on theme here?
theme
↗
⧉
↓
Even now your primate storms our ship to assert his dominance.
dominance
ship
storms
↗
⧉
↓
Touch the sacred egg and ascend.
sacred
touch
↗
⧉
↓
No longer shall you take orders from this beast.
beast
longer
orders
↗
⧉
↓
But taking orders from you i-is fine?
orders
↗
⧉
↓
Silence, Ape!
silence
↗
⧉
↓
C'mon, if you think my crows are gonna leave the great thing
crows
↗
⧉
↓
we have for whatever high fantasy bullshit this is?
bullshit
fantasy
↗
⧉
↓
You 're wrong. R-Right, guys?
↗
⧉
↓
Th-This is seriously a toss-up.
toss
↗
⧉
↓
Uh...someone wanna get that?
↗
⧉
↓
Oh. It's me, isn't it?
↗
⧉
↓
Woof.
woof
↗
⧉
↓
Lemme just make sure it's not an emergency...
emergency
↗
⧉
↓
-Yello. -Rick, I'm so sorry, I-I messed up big!
messed
rick
yello
↗
⧉
↓
Morty? It's okay, y-ya can't be worse off than me.
morty
worse
↗
⧉
↓
I-I got portal splashed, robbed you,
portal
robbed
↗
⧉
↓
jumped into a rebound with a psycho,
jumped
psycho
rebound
↗
⧉
↓
and-and left a trail of dead!
dead
left
trail
↗
⧉
↓
Wow, somebody's been busy.
busy
somebodys
↗
⧉
↓
I-I did it 'cause you hurt my feelings
feelings
hurt
↗
⧉
↓
w-when you chose the two crows!
chose
crows
↗
⧉
↓
Jesus, it was a bit, I'm getting my ass kicked
jesus
kicked
↗
⧉
↓
by this dumb fucking crow story, it's all gone tits up.
crow
dumb
fucking
gone
story
tits
↗
⧉
↓
Ha, okay, I-I miss you, man.
miss
↗
⧉
↓
Uh, goddamn it, might've been a bit too frank there.
frank
goddamn
goddamn-it
mightve
↗
⧉
↓
Yeah... gonna have to call ya back.
↗
⧉
↓
Ahh! Gah!
↗
⧉
↓
Tiny-handed little brat --
brat
handed
tiny
↗
⧉
↓
You think you can fuck with me and get away with it?!
fuck
↗
⧉
↓
Then you don't know Nick.
nick
↗
⧉
↓
Busted. You don't get it, do you?
busted
↗
⧉
↓
As long as we have these portals,
↗
⧉
↓
you can never escape me.
escape
↗
⧉
↓
What the hell, man.
↗
⧉
↓
I-I thought we were both victims of Rick's abuse.
abuse
victims
↗
⧉
↓
Maybe we are, maybe we're not.
↗
⧉
↓
Maybe we both just drink at the same bar
drink
↗
⧉
↓
and maybe one night I tried to take his portal gun.
night
portal
tried
↗
⧉
↓
See I thought Rick was my ticket to something special,
rick
special
ticket
↗
⧉
↓
but it turns out you were, Morty.
morty
turns
↗
⧉
↓
And look at me now -- I'm a Portal Boy.
portal
↗
⧉
↓
That name sucks! I was just trying to yes-and!
name
sucks
↗
⧉
↓
You don't get it, Morty.
morty
↗
⧉
↓
We're partners.
partners
↗
⧉
↓
Now fall in line or I'll make your life a living hell.
fall
life
line
living
↗
⧉
↓
No...thank...you.
↗
⧉
↓
Pity, I can't have you connected to me if you're not on my side.
connected
pity
side
↗
⧉
↓
That means I gotta kill you.
kill
↗
⧉
↓
The thing is, I already got a partner,
partner
↗
⧉
↓
and there's no room for promotions.
room
↗
⧉
↓
What the fuck did you just do?
fuck
↗
⧉
↓
Cut you out of my life.
life
↗
⧉
↓
Ahhh!
ahhh
↗
⧉
↓
See how quickly your allies abandon you, Rick Sanchez?
abandon
allies
quickly
rick
sanchez
↗
⧉
↓
Lucky for me, abandonment's my bread and butter.
bread
butter
lucky
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, shit. You were supposed to die!
supposed
↗
⧉
↓
I gotta hand it to you...
hand
↗
⧉
↓
I was iffy about this one but crow tech slaps!
crow
slaps
tech
↗
⧉
↓
Finish him, you fools!
finish
fools
↗
⧉
↓
Go ahead. Do it.
ahead
go-ahead
↗
⧉
↓
You guys look so rad.
↗
⧉
↓
I deserve to go out this way!
deserve
↗
⧉
↓
Bird...qua...luudes. -Done.
bird
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, my god, that was awesome.
awesome
↗
⧉
↓
Y-You could've killed me back there.
couldve
couldve-killed
killed
↗
⧉
↓
H-How did you guys ever forgive me?
forgive
↗
⧉
↓
Right, 'cause this toxic thing
toxic
↗
⧉
↓
I have with Morty doesn't define us.
define
morty
↗
⧉
↓
Man, crows are empathetic as fuck!
crows
fuck
↗
⧉
↓
Definitely saving this one!
saving
↗
⧉
↓
Rick and two crows!
crows
rick
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, my god, Morty.
morty
↗
⧉
↓
Here, here come here l-let-let grandpa fix you up,
grandpa
↗
⧉
↓
What do you want, a robot hand? A lizard hand?
hand
lizard
robot
↗
⧉
↓
I can make it big again like that one time?
↗
⧉
↓
Just my regular hand!
hand
regular
↗
⧉
↓
Right, not a time for bits, I get it.
bits
↗
⧉
↓
There ya go, good as new.
↗
⧉
↓
So we're like, back-back, right?
↗
⧉
↓
Rick and Morty, together again.
morty
rick
↗
⧉
↓
Fu-Full reset? No.
full
reset
↗
⧉
↓
No, Morty, I think we're done.
morty
↗
⧉
↓
Be-Because I spilled the portal fluid and didn't tell you?
fluid
portal
spilled
↗
⧉
↓
No, Morty. 'Cause you were too afraid to tell me.
afraid
morty
↗
⧉
↓
What we had was abusive. Don't you see?
abusive
↗
⧉
↓
I'm a bad partner because I never made you a true partner.
partner
↗
⧉
↓
The crows made me see that.
crows
↗
⧉
↓
I thought they were a joke like you,
joke
↗
⧉
↓
but it turns out they're more enlightened than any of us.
turns
↗
⧉
↓
O-Okay? And-And what's the undercut?
↗
⧉
↓
You're not hearing me.
hearing
↗
⧉
↓
I will never be the same so I need to leave with the crows
crows
↗
⧉
↓
and see what more they can teach me.
teach
↗
⧉
↓
Oh. Oh.
↗
⧉
↓
Here, I want you to have this.
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, wow I...
↗
⧉
↓
You know what, Rick? You really have changed.
changed
rick
↗
⧉
↓
Thanks, Morty.
morty
thanks
↗
⧉
↓
I'll always be your grandpa, Morty.
grandpa
morty
↗
⧉
↓
Just kinda obsessed with crows now.
crows
kinda
obsessed
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Every day the sun burns brighter ♪
brighter
burns
↗
⧉
↓
♪ With you by my side
side
↗
⧉
↓
♪ And that we go on forever
forever
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Together you and I
↗
⧉
↓
Aww shit! Rick and two crows!
crows
rick
↗
⧉
↓
Kicking off my new franchise!
franchise
kicking
↗
⧉
↓
The galaxy is our telephone wire!
galaxy
telephone
wire
↗
⧉
↓
We'll do a thousand seasons,
seasons
thousand
↗
⧉
↓
14 episodes each, 9-9 seconds a pop
episodes
seconds
↗
⧉
↓
because that's the future of viewing --
future
viewing
↗
⧉
↓
shows on your shoes -- Sneaki!
shoes
shows
↗
⧉
↓
That's when you've got everybody's attention --
attention
everybodys
↗
⧉
↓
when they're putting crap on their feet.
feet
putting
↗
⧉
↓
That's when they wanna laugh. Cry.
laugh
↗
⧉
↓
Or feel anything besides a shoe going on their foot!
besides
foot
shoe
↗
⧉
↓
Watch sitcoms on your sneakers!
sitcoms
sneakers
watch
↗
⧉
↓
The Rick and Two Crows Show,
crows
rick
↗
⧉
↓
we're gonna be layin' -- layin' walnuts on the road
road
walnuts
↗
⧉
↓
for car tires to open em' you know what I mean?
open
tires
↗
⧉
↓
Forever, it's Rick and two crows, forever!
crows
forever
rick
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Oh, we go on
↗
⧉
↓
♪ You by my side
side
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Forever
forever
↗
⧉
↓
♪ You and I
↗
⧉
↓
♪ We wreaked hell
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Every night
night
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Together
↗
⧉
↓
♪ You and I
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Running on
running
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Borrowed time
borrowed
↗
⧉
↓
♪ Forever
forever
↗
⧉
↓
♪ You and I
↗
⧉
↓
Where do you think you're going?
↗
⧉
↓
Oh, well, ya know...
↗
⧉
↓
the-the red light usually means there's...
light
usually
↗
⧉
↓
garbage...
garbage
↗
⧉
↓
Did you seriously not talk to Rick yet?
rick
↗
⧉
↓
I kinda hinted at it.
kinda
↗
⧉
↓
L-Look, I know it's not the job
↗
⧉
↓
I came here for but it's an honest living.
honest
living
↗
⧉
↓
Goddamn it, Harold.
goddamn
goddamn-it
↗
⧉
↓
What do they call you -- Garbage Goober?
garbage
↗
⧉
↓
You are a doctor for god sakes!
doctor
sakes
↗
⧉
↓
Look, I don't know how I let this happen
happen
↗
⧉
↓
but I-I've let it play out so long that I can't stop now.
↗
⧉
↓
You're a coward.
coward
↗
⧉
↓
You're right. This ends here and now.
ends
↗
⧉
↓
Garbage Goober, we got freshy trash trash for ya!
garbage
trash
↗
⧉
↓
Extra stinky just the way you like it!
extra
stinky
↗
⧉
↓
Mmm, trash, I love trash...
love
trash
↗
⧉
↓
yum yum trash, I wanna eat trash.
trash
↗
⧉
↓
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