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Rick and Morty

Season 5, Episode 9 — Forgetting Sarick Mortshall

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Forgetting Sarick Mortshall

Air date: September 05, 2021

Director: Kyounghee Lim

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Rick gets new sidekicks, while Morty makes a new friend.

Source: TMDB

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It came as a shock to many...

shock

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But with the power vacuum left by the heartless

heartless left power vacuum

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consumption of our dictator,

dictator

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we shall impose even more Draconian cookie law,

cookie

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one be-cookieing at a time!

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Hah!

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Oh, thank you!

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They took power immediately after you and your grandpa left.

grandpa immediately left power

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Err sorry about that, Rick doesn't really do

rick

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'transition plans,' I-I think he was just hungry.

hungry plans transition

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Well, now with you here, perhaps a new system of government?

government perhaps system

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King Morty --Sorry, look I gotta run,

king morty

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I-I'm sure you guys'll figure it out,

figure

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I-I believe in you!

believe

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Morty! Can you help us with this UFO-shaped hole?

hole morty shaped

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Sure, geez, but y'know only because

geez yknow

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I was in the neighborhood.

neighborhood

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Morty, thank God!

morty

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The beast emerged right after your grandpa left

beast grandpa left

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and its gem went missing --Geez, that is a crazy coincidence

coincidence crazy geez missing

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that I-I if I were you, probably just best left alone.

alone best left left-alone

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He's right. We-We should celebrate.

celebrate

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Feast? No time.

feast

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S-S-Sounds pretty classic though,

classic sounds

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don't let me hold you up!

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Son of a bitch. He marked it.

bitch marked

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Ah!

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Phew.

phew

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Hah.

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What the --

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Hey, what the hell?

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Agh! Jesus!

jesus

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You got some of that green stuff on you too, huh?

green stuff

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Th-Th-This is bad. Th-This is really bad.

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Hey, how do you think I feel?

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I had the ultimate stash hole and now I got a kid in my thigh.

hole stash thigh ultimate

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Look, you seem like a perfectly nice guy in my hand hole,

hand hole perfectly

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but if I can't sort this out I'm dead --

dead

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What the hell, dude? Gross.

gross

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I-I-I was just trying to... You're just trying to what?

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Where'd this stuff come from?

stuff whered

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Garbage Goober, get out here and eat this garbage.

garbage

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Mmm, trash, I love trash, yum yum trash,

love trash

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I wanna eat trash --Hell yeah, I love that lil guy.

love trash

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Wait a minute.

minute

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Is that Mountain Dew in my quantum transport solution?

mountain quantum solution transport

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I-I saw you were marking the levels

levels

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so I-I had to top it off."Top it off?"

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Do you know how dangerously toxic this stuff is?

stuff toxic

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And you added it to my portal fluid?!

added fluid portal

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Only because you don't trust me!

trust

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Oh, that's great logic, Morty --

logic morty

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forgive me for not doing the kissy chef gesture

chef forgive gesture kissy

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since you probably spilled this shit everywhere

spilled

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and I don't want to teleport my lips.

lips teleport

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I did I did not spill it!

spill

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I won't take your word for that and I shouldn't have to,

word

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which is why I have sidekick rules.

rules sidekick

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If you can't follow them --

follow

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I can be replaced, yeah, yeah, so you keep telling me.

replaced telling

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Excuse me? Did you just try to call my bluff?

bluff excuse

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Have you ever seen me bluff?

bluff seen

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Fine. You know what, replace me!

replace

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Replace me, Rick! Just do it.

replace rick

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Good luck finding someone that can be told

finding luck

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80 thousand times how replaceable they are!

thousand thousand-times times

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Okay. I'll see your bluff call and raise you reality.

bluff raise reality

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I can't pretend I haven't been looking forward to this.

forward looking looking-forward pretend

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Behold my Wheel of Better Things Than Morty.

behold morty wheel

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Wh-What are you eight? I-Is this macaroni art?

eight macaroni

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You expect me to believe you built this

believe built expect

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because you don't care?

care

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No, I built this because I don't expect shit from you.

built expect

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Come on, anything!

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Anything but Morty, let's go!

morty

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Come on baby, no whammies!

baby

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Duh-duh-duh-duh stop!

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Okay, that's it. Two crows.

crows

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-You're fired! -You know what? Eat shit.

fired

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You're just trying to make me feel worthless.

worthless

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I never said you're worthless.

worthless

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In fact, I've given you a very

fact given

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Two crows.

crows

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Note I didn't say three!

note three

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Man, that is not a healthy relationship.

healthy relationship

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I hope you don't mind me eavesdropping.

hope mind

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Maybe we can figure out some sort of

figure

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sound-proof bandage solution.

bandage proof solution sound

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Hey did Garbage Goober eat my porno magazines?

garbage magazines porno

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So, were you like, a friend of Rick's?

friend

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-Were you? -Good question.

question

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W-What's he doing, i-is he out there making sure

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you see him collecting two crows?

collecting crows

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And now you're thinking, gee, maybe if he cares enough

cares thinking

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to hurt me this bad...

hurt

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dot dot dot.

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Break the cycle, Morty.

break cycle morty

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Change the things that you can change.

change

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That's what I did. And now I'm free.

free

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Only cramming six years into six minutes, fellas.

fellas minutes years

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Take your time!

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Now that's what I'm talking about!

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If ya nail this next one, I've got bird quaaludes.

bird nail

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And I might even share.

might share

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Y-You know you can stop doing that for my benefit.

benefit

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Y'know or-or keep doing it. Doesn't matter. I'm out.

matter yknow

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-I'm walking away. -Wait. Morty. Don't go.

morty walking

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Not until you see this!

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Commence bird on a wire!

bird commence wire

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Yeeeeaaaahhhhh!

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Jerk.

jerk

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Hey, let's hang out.

hang

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We're like brothers now, we both got away y'know,

brothers yknow

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w-where are you at?

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Ooh, you know what, shoot, can't.

shoot

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I'm an alien, um, so --That's okay,

alien

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Rick turned my bike into a spaceship

bike rick turned

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for "solo adventures" like picking up

adventures picking solo

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his Venusian foot ointment.

foot ointment

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God I'm seeing it so clearly now.

seeing

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Oh. Wait. I-It says here you're on Earth.

earth

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Yeah. Ah. Don't come here. Why not?

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Look, I-I get it, my room is sometimes messy too,

messy room sometimes

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I'll-I'll pick you up right outside your...

pick

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-...mental asylum. -Busted.

asylum busted mental

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You literally said "I'm free."

free

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I'm literally not free.

free

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Stop! That's my blanket!

blanket

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How do you know Rick?

rick

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Look I came to your place with him one night

night place

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after the bar closed.

closed

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I started messing around in your garage

garage messing started

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and I spilled that portal stuff on me and he...

portal spilled stuff

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kind of launched me to Australia...

australia

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like with this weirdly primitive catapult, but --

primitive

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but the ammunition is an airtight carbon chamber,

airtight carbon chamber

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yeah, that-that -- that's how we lost our cable guy.

cable lost

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Anyways, that kind of experience shakes you up.

anyways experience shakes

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So, sorry I misled you, have a nice life.

life

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Nick. You got a visitor.

nick visitor

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Damn, what happened to you?

happened

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The guards like to beat us on Sundays.

beat guards sundays

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Still better -than Mondays. -Geez, what happens then?

geez happens mondays

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They lick our faces when we're tied down.

faces lick tied

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-Plus it's meat loaf day. -Well...

loaf meat meat-loaf plus

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-you're leaving now, buddy. -Whoa, whoa, whoa!

buddy leaving whoa

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I-I swiped 'em off the guard on my way in.

guard swiped

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I-I mean, sure, yeah, I could undo my lock, but then what?

lock undo

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After the smartest guy in the world's done with ya,

smartest worlds

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it's kinda hard to find a footing again.

hard kinda

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That's why I need to get you out of here.

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We're not the problem, he is.

problem

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And if you can have a fresh start, then maybe I can too.

fresh start

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It's not like it's a prison break.

break prison

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We're just leaving, like, a hospital

hospital leaving

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that wants to help you extra bad.

extra wants

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Follow me!

follow

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Hey get back here, you better open this door!

door open

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I can fly! Keep running, Nick.

nick running

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The more you sweat, the saltier your cheeks.

cheeks sweat

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-Lick this! -Thanks, Morty.

lick morty thanks

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That dude's got a tongue like a cat.

dudes tongue

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Stop those Portal Boys!

boys portal

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Did you hear that? That's gonna stick!

stick

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Damn. Just like Jackie Chan!

jackie

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Hah! I guess that makes me Chris Tucker.

chris makes tucker

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I-I guess?

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Gonna get you!

↓

Holy shit! Did you see that?

holy

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I mean you blinded a guy with puke!

puke

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Oh, it was insane.

insane

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-Gimme dap. -Am I doing it right?

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D-D-Did I give you a dap yet?

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Look at us. We got out.

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And not just from the asylum but from Rick.

asylum rick

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You get to say what an adventure is now.

adventure

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You still got that list?

list

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Dude, we can't do that stuff without Rick's tech.

stuff tech

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Then it's time the Portal Boys get themselves a portal gun.

boys portal

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Remember your training, crows.

crows remember training

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The idol should be around that corner!

corner

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Do you guys just follow training when you feel like it?

follow training

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That's not being trained, that's being dicks.

dicks trained

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Ah, now I see. The real treasure is empathy.

empathy real treasure

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And that's worth way more than any knick-knack.

worth

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You guys just earned yourselves another adventure!

adventure another earned yourselves

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The adventure is, you're fired.

adventure fired

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Sorry, guys, if I wanted another bleeding heart,

another bleeding heart wanted

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I'd inject reanimator serum into an actual bleeding heart.

actual bleeding heart inject

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Relax, this is an avian planet

planet relax

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with 40 million species of bird,

bird million species

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even one day of working under me

working

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will make you apex geniuses down there.

geniuses

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Now hop into these pneumatic canisters

↓

they used to use at bank drive-thrus in the '70s.

bank drive used

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What the... Hey! Who's tractor beaming me?!

tractor

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Nobody tractor beams me --

beams nobody tractor

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Nobody descrambles my tractor beam scrambler to boot.

beam boot nobody tractor tractor-beam

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Sorry for the tractor beaming,

tractor

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but did you lose these two crows?

crows lose

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Oh, uh, yeah, no I-I dropped 'em off 'cause

dropped

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I-I can't hold a candle to them.

candle

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Y'know it s-seemed like a -- the decent thing to do.

decent seemed yknow

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Be your crows. Train yourself.

crows train

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Crows are then trained.

crows trained

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I'm open to what you're describing if it's easier

describing easier open

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than wiping an unearned smirk off my grandson's face.

face wiping

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-W-What do I do? -Look at your crows.

crows

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Be your crows.

crows

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God I am so glad I'm a primate.

glad

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Fine. Looking at my crows.

crows looking

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We train ourselves to stop training.

train training

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The trained are untrained, we are untrained.

trained

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All training is complete.

complete training

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Because no training was needed.

needed training

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My God. I-I get it, now.

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We are gonna shove this crow shit down Morty's throat!

crow shove throat

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Nick, m-maybe this isn't a good idea.

idea nick

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L-Like what if he catches us?

catches

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He could trap me in -a Matrix again. -Listen to yourself.

trap

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We wouldn't even be in this situation

situation

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if the dude hadn't fucked us both over.

fucked

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Damn it. He must be showing the gun off

must showing

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to his stupid crows -- i-it's not fair!

crows fair stupid

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It's okay, we can still liberate all this other stuff.

stuff

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Let's only grab what we need, though.

grab

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Oh, no. Shit. That's Rick's can crusher!

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H-He spent three weeks perfecting that.

spent three three-weeks weeks

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Morty, buddy, you forget that we're in this together.

buddy forget morty

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Besides, tell me that didn't feel the slightest bit good.

besides slightest

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I mean yeah, but w-we can't do that again.

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Why the hell not?

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Whoa!

whoa

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Haha!

haha

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Here we go, bitch!

bitch

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Son, have you fallen in with a weird stranger

fallen stranger weird

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and are now trashing your grandpa's place?

grandpas place

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'Cause I'll help!

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Dad? Psh, whatever, man.

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Ah. Yeah! Yeah! Now eat my ass, Rick!

rick

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Suck it, Sanchez!

sanchez suck

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Morty, is that what I think it is?

morty

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I mean, it's the equivalent of an iPhone 3

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And it's empty but it means the Portal Boys be portal-ing!

boys empty portal

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Rick incoming.

incoming rick

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Oh, crap, we better skedaddle!

skedaddle

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Moooooorty.

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But what about my dad, he-he's like a-a...

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-puddle. -You heard the garage,

garage heard puddle

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Rick'll turn him back into a solid when he gets here!

solid

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Sorry, Dad, gotta go be heroes.

heroes

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G-Gonna take your car, love you!

love

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That's us down there with the poop brown roof.

brown poop roof

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-What is that? -Oh. Ha. That?

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T-That's...nothing.

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But I see "Two Crows" written right here beside...

beside crows written

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Gene with donkey brains, half a Paul Giamatti, and...

brains donkey donkey-brains gene half paul

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sentient shit.

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I guess the "joke" being that crows are stupid?

crows joke stupid

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I think it's a little more nuanced than that.

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Right, because you just learned

learned

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empathy from us 10 minutes ago

empathy minutes

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but now we're going to learn we don't get your humor?

humor learn

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Fucking horse shit.

fucking horse

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Yeah, there's not a ton to "get," genius,

genius

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the "joke" is your grandson was so replaceable

grandson joke

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that "even" two crows could do it.

crows

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Haha. It's funny except it's not.

except funny haha

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Right, well, to be honest, that is how I felt at the time.

honest

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But I've-I've rounded a corner.

corner rounded

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I seriously have, you guys.

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Well, now it's time to round the corner of death!

corner death round

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Let the crow-volutionbegin.

crow

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Aah!

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Aw, that sound. What have you done?

sound

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Turned crows against dozens of humans in a 300 meter radius.

crows dozens humans meter turned

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Heeeelllllp... pleaseee...

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Oh, now you beg for help?

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-That wasn't me. -What do you mean?

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Dooooown here.

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Jerry, what the fuck? Why are you a puddle?

fuck jerry puddle

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You don't deserve these!

deserve

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-Haha. -Genius.

genius haha

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Caaatch you at a baaad time? Yeah, Jerry.

jerry

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They took my goddamn crows!

crows goddamn

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Not now, Garbage Goober! Get back in your hole!

garbage hole

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Hohoho, our first adventure!

adventure

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This definitely the place?

place

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Yeah, Rick's been ripping these guys off for years,

ripping years

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they'll-they'll be really -

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uh, grateful.

grateful

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Y'know, there --Let's just get that fluid, bud.

fluid yknow

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The Portal Boys are about to be in portal business!

boys business portal

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Here he is.

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This rat was skimming your crystal harvest

crystal harvest

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and sending it to a spaceman named Rick Sanchez.

named rick sanchez sending

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-Bastard! -Screw Rick! Kick his dick!

bastard dick kick rick screw

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Yeah, right?! But me and Nick here, we-we put a stop to that.

nick

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The people of Kuntak thank you.

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He's a bad guy, right?

↓

Y-You're gonna bring him to justice?

bring justice

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Yeah, of course.

course

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Uh, okay, p-pleasure doing business!

business pleasure

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Not so fast, Morty.

fast morty

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We're not leaving until we get what we came for.

leaving

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Funny, I'm prepared to.

funny prepared

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So hey, look, wh-what we want is portal fluid.

fluid portal

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As our thanks.

thanks

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Portal fluid?

fluid portal

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You think I'd live in a lizard mine if I had portal fluid?

fluid live lizard portal

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Right, ok, or we could just kill you for it.

kill

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He's kidding. He's -- t-the Portal Boys

boys kidding portal

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-only kill with kindness. -And with guns.

guns kill kindness

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Oh, no. Oh, no. I-I'm not the one shooting!

shooting

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-Kill them! -I'm sorry.

kill

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Stop! Stop! They're unarmed!

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Ahh! What the fuck?!

fuck

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Morty! Morty!

morty

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Cool place ya got here. Very Dark Crystal meets Hot Topic.

cool crystal dark meets place topic

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Now where are my damn crows?

crows

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Seriously?

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Is there anything not on theme here?

theme

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Even now your primate storms our ship to assert his dominance.

dominance ship storms

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Touch the sacred egg and ascend.

sacred touch

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No longer shall you take orders from this beast.

beast longer orders

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But taking orders from you i-is fine?

orders

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Silence, Ape!

silence

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C'mon, if you think my crows are gonna leave the great thing

crows

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we have for whatever high fantasy bullshit this is?

bullshit fantasy

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You 're wrong. R-Right, guys?

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Th-This is seriously a toss-up.

toss

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Uh...someone wanna get that?

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Oh. It's me, isn't it?

↓

Woof.

woof

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Lemme just make sure it's not an emergency...

emergency

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-Yello. -Rick, I'm so sorry, I-I messed up big!

messed rick yello

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Morty? It's okay, y-ya can't be worse off than me.

morty worse

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I-I got portal splashed, robbed you,

portal robbed

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jumped into a rebound with a psycho,

jumped psycho rebound

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and-and left a trail of dead!

dead left trail

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Wow, somebody's been busy.

busy somebodys

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I-I did it 'cause you hurt my feelings

feelings hurt

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w-when you chose the two crows!

chose crows

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Jesus, it was a bit, I'm getting my ass kicked

jesus kicked

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by this dumb fucking crow story, it's all gone tits up.

crow dumb fucking gone story tits

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Ha, okay, I-I miss you, man.

miss

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Uh, goddamn it, might've been a bit too frank there.

frank goddamn goddamn-it mightve

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Yeah... gonna have to call ya back.

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Ahh! Gah!

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Tiny-handed little brat --

brat handed tiny

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You think you can fuck with me and get away with it?!

fuck

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Then you don't know Nick.

nick

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Busted. You don't get it, do you?

busted

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As long as we have these portals,

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you can never escape me.

escape

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What the hell, man.

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I-I thought we were both victims of Rick's abuse.

abuse victims

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Maybe we are, maybe we're not.

↓

Maybe we both just drink at the same bar

drink

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and maybe one night I tried to take his portal gun.

night portal tried

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See I thought Rick was my ticket to something special,

rick special ticket

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but it turns out you were, Morty.

morty turns

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And look at me now -- I'm a Portal Boy.

portal

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That name sucks! I was just trying to yes-and!

name sucks

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You don't get it, Morty.

morty

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We're partners.

partners

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Now fall in line or I'll make your life a living hell.

fall life line living

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No...thank...you.

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Pity, I can't have you connected to me if you're not on my side.

connected pity side

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That means I gotta kill you.

kill

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The thing is, I already got a partner,

partner

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and there's no room for promotions.

room

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What the fuck did you just do?

fuck

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Cut you out of my life.

life

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Ahhh!

ahhh

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See how quickly your allies abandon you, Rick Sanchez?

abandon allies quickly rick sanchez

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Lucky for me, abandonment's my bread and butter.

bread butter lucky

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Oh, shit. You were supposed to die!

supposed

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I gotta hand it to you...

hand

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I was iffy about this one but crow tech slaps!

crow slaps tech

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Finish him, you fools!

finish fools

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Go ahead. Do it.

ahead go-ahead

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You guys look so rad.

↓

I deserve to go out this way!

deserve

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Bird...qua...luudes. -Done.

bird

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Oh, my god, that was awesome.

awesome

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Y-You could've killed me back there.

couldve couldve-killed killed

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H-How did you guys ever forgive me?

forgive

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Right, 'cause this toxic thing

toxic

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I have with Morty doesn't define us.

define morty

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Man, crows are empathetic as fuck!

crows fuck

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Definitely saving this one!

saving

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Rick and two crows!

crows rick

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Oh, my god, Morty.

morty

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Here, here come here l-let-let grandpa fix you up,

grandpa

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What do you want, a robot hand? A lizard hand?

hand lizard robot

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I can make it big again like that one time?

↓

Just my regular hand!

hand regular

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Right, not a time for bits, I get it.

bits

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There ya go, good as new.

↓

So we're like, back-back, right?

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Rick and Morty, together again.

morty rick

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Fu-Full reset? No.

full reset

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No, Morty, I think we're done.

morty

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Be-Because I spilled the portal fluid and didn't tell you?

fluid portal spilled

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No, Morty. 'Cause you were too afraid to tell me.

afraid morty

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What we had was abusive. Don't you see?

abusive

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I'm a bad partner because I never made you a true partner.

partner

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The crows made me see that.

crows

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I thought they were a joke like you,

joke

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but it turns out they're more enlightened than any of us.

turns

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O-Okay? And-And what's the undercut?

↓

You're not hearing me.

hearing

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I will never be the same so I need to leave with the crows

crows

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and see what more they can teach me.

teach

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Oh. Oh.

↓

Here, I want you to have this.

↓

Oh, wow I...

↓

You know what, Rick? You really have changed.

changed rick

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Thanks, Morty.

morty thanks

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I'll always be your grandpa, Morty.

grandpa morty

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Just kinda obsessed with crows now.

crows kinda obsessed

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♪ Every day the sun burns brighter ♪

brighter burns

↓

♪ With you by my side

side

↓

♪ And that we go on forever

forever

↓

♪ Together you and I

↓

Aww shit! Rick and two crows!

crows rick

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Kicking off my new franchise!

franchise kicking

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The galaxy is our telephone wire!

galaxy telephone wire

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We'll do a thousand seasons,

seasons thousand

↓

14 episodes each, 9-9 seconds a pop

episodes seconds

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because that's the future of viewing --

future viewing

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shows on your shoes -- Sneaki!

shoes shows

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That's when you've got everybody's attention --

attention everybodys

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when they're putting crap on their feet.

feet putting

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That's when they wanna laugh. Cry.

laugh

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Or feel anything besides a shoe going on their foot!

besides foot shoe

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Watch sitcoms on your sneakers!

sitcoms sneakers watch

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The Rick and Two Crows Show,

crows rick

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we're gonna be layin' -- layin' walnuts on the road

road walnuts

↓

for car tires to open em' you know what I mean?

open tires

↓

Forever, it's Rick and two crows, forever!

crows forever rick

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♪ Oh, we go on

↓

♪ You by my side

side

↓

♪ Forever

forever

↓

♪ You and I

↓

♪ We wreaked hell

↓

♪ Every night

night

↓

♪ Together

↓

♪ You and I

↓

♪ Running on

running

↓

♪ Borrowed time

borrowed

↓

♪ Forever

forever

↓

♪ You and I

↓

Where do you think you're going?

↓

Oh, well, ya know...

↓

the-the red light usually means there's...

light usually

↓

garbage...

garbage

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Did you seriously not talk to Rick yet?

rick

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I kinda hinted at it.

kinda

↓

L-Look, I know it's not the job

↓

I came here for but it's an honest living.

honest living

↓

Goddamn it, Harold.

goddamn goddamn-it

↓

What do they call you -- Garbage Goober?

garbage

↓

You are a doctor for god sakes!

doctor sakes

↓

Look, I don't know how I let this happen

happen

↓

but I-I've let it play out so long that I can't stop now.

↓

You're a coward.

coward

↓

You're right. This ends here and now.

ends

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Garbage Goober, we got freshy trash trash for ya!

garbage trash

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Extra stinky just the way you like it!

extra stinky

↓

Mmm, trash, I love trash...

love trash

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yum yum trash, I wanna eat trash.

trash

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Did you get any of that?