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Rick and Morty

Season 5, Episode 8 — Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort

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Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort

Air date: August 08, 2021

Director: Erica Hayes

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Friendship is hard. It's like a journey of the mind, broh.

Source: TMDB

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Beth: No parties.

beth parties

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There's wafer cookies in the cupboard

cookies wafer

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and I left emergency numbers on the fridge.

emergency emergency-numbers fridge left numbers

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Yeah yeah. W-Wait, what?

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Emergency numbers on the fridge? What does that even mean?

emergency emergency-numbers fridge numbers

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Honestly, I don't even know.

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I've seen so many movies that start with the parents leaving,

leaving movies parents seen start

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it just popped out of my mouth.

mouth popped

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Are you sure you don't want to come with us?

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Nah, get -- get outta here.

outta

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I've got a million things I've been putting off.

million putting

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Are you sure, Rick? I know -- I know a cruise

cruise rick

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doesn't sound like an adventure on paper

adventure paper sound

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but, y'know, what does?

yknow

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[ Chuckles ] I-It's paper.

chuckles paper

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Morty, I'm trying to stay humble right now,

humble morty

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but as soon as you guys are gone, the potential

gone potential

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for a new Pickle Rick starts skyrocketing.

pickle rick starts

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Peace, bye. Beth: Okay. Bye.

beth peace

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Morty: Bye Bye.

morty

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[ Car departs ]

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[ Sighs ]

sighs

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[ Static, downbeat music plays ]

music music-plays plays static

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[ Sighs ]

sighs

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AI Voice: Ionic Coaster deployed.

coaster voice

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[ Sighs ]

sighs

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Okay. Bring him out.

bring

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Initiating Best Friend Rejuvenation Sequence.

best best-friend friend sequence

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Excuse me? Did I pick that name?

excuse name pick

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Sequence was unnamed.

sequence

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What would you like to call this?

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Pause Detected.

pause

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Pause Gravity Class: Heavy.

class gravity heavy pause

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Approaching Pause Pregnancy in P-Minus 5...4...

approaching minus pause pregnancy

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Jesus fucking Christ.

christ fucking fucking-christ jesus jesus-fucking

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Oh, excellent. I get to keep my clothes.

clothes excellent

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I thought for sure I'd have to be naked

naked

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to go through something this artsy.

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Aw, man! No fair!

fair

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[ Screams ]

screams

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Ugh!

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Now I got...yolk balls.

balls

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[ Screams ]

screams

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[ Upbeat dance music plays ]

dance dance-music music music-plays plays upbeat

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Loudspeaker: Attention attendees

attendees attention

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of Birding Manapalooza Flargabarg...

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I am so high!

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Hey, uh, girly, you see that bird guy over there?

bird girly

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You see an older version of him come through here?

older version

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What? Oh!

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Uh, yeah. He's by the johns.

johns

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

dramatic dramatic-music music music-plays plays

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Killing us won't bring her back!

bring killing

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Thanks for the info but I'm more

info thanks

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on a "revenge" kick than a "results" kick.

kick results revenge

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You omitted key details

details

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regarding tonight's mission.

mission regarding tonights

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Boy, I'm getting feedback from every direction here.

direction feedback

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Listen, you help me do my stuff.

stuff

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I'll help you do your stuff.

stuff

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Just shoot the me's with sci-fi haircuts!

shoot

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Grapflapian: Some of us still have Home Planets to protect.

home planets protect

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Bird Person: And some of us do not.

bird person

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We need to fight.

fight

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The impassive is incapable of mercy.

incapable mercy

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I've got a pitch,

pitch

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but we could also just devolve into yelling.

yelling

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[ All shouting ]

shouting

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[ Device warbling ] [ Weapon cocks ]

cocks device weapon

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If you know me -- and it looks like you do --

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you know you're dead. I know why you haven't pulled the trigger.

dead pulled trigger

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You're wondering why I'm old and naked.

naked wondering

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And you're about to wonder why all your memories

memories wonder

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before you met Bird Person feel very generic and bird-themed.

bird generic person themed

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Why was my 9th birthday party in a pine tree?!

birthday birthday-party party pine tree

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Don't take this badly -- You're a memory of me assembled

badly memory

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by our best friend's mind, and you're putting it together

best best-friends friends mind putting

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because he remembers you as smart.

remembers smart

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Smart enough to know that a memory can't do this.

memory smart

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He remembers you shooting green holes

green holes remembers shooting

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but not where they went.

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So, what's my deal? Am I sentient?

deal

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D-Do I have free will?

free

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Who does?

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[ Both chuckle ] Together: Heyyy!

chuckle

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Yeah, just stopped in to whip up a metacognition scanner

scanner stopped whip

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so I can track down BP's fleeing consciousness

consciousness track

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without enduring as much Charlie Kaufman bullshit.

bullshit charlie

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[ Beeps ]

beeps

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Cool. Time to save this cat.

cool save

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I'm coming with,

coming

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now that I know my life is a lie.

life

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Wow. You really are 35.

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Hey, look over there.

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Bird Person: Then, together, we will make our stand

bird person stand

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at Blood Ridge.

blood ridge

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[ Wind gusts ]

wind

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Tammy: What kind of feed do you like?

feed tammy

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I enjoy grains, though have, at times,

enjoy times

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been called a seed man.

called seed

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I've certainly enjoyed your seed.

certainly enjoyed seed

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Don't be gross, Tammy.

gross tammy

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Bird Person! It's me.

bird person

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Actual me, n-not a memory. I am aware.

actual aware memory

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Well, a-are you aware you're in a coma

aware coma

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and you're gonna die if you don't come with me?

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Son of a --

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[ Prisoners whimper ]

prisoners

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Sorry. Just doing my job.

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And loving it!

loving

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Oh, my God! Is that Rick Sanchez?!

rick sanchez

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- Rick Sanchez! - Sanchez!

rick sanchez

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- We hate that guy! - You're bad!

hate

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Bucket was charmingly analog.

bucket

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For a sec, you kinda made me like myself.

kinda

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You'll grow out of it. Let me do this myself, okay?

grow

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Is your ego really so fragile you won't take help

fragile

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from an invincible memory of yourself?

invincible memory

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Ow!

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Can we both die in here?

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A-Are we damaging our friend's brain?

brain friends

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I-I don't know any of the rules!

rules

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Rule 1 -- "All this can be fixed unless I lose Bird Person."

bird fixed lose person rule

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Rules 2 through 50 -- "Don't die."

rules

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Okay, your benefit-to-cost ratio is rising.

benefit cost ratio rising

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Young Memory Rick

memory rick young

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and his All Too Real Cautionary Tale from the Future!

future real tale

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Let's catch ourselves a bird guy.

bird catch

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Who would high-five that, you idealistic hipster douche?

douche five

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[ Both groaning ] AI Voice: Situation: Not looking ideal.

groaning ideal looking situation voice

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Stakes: High.

stakes

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Existence: undergoing contemplation.

existence

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Perspective: required.

perspective required

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[ Whirring ]

whirring

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Hello. Hi. Good afternoon.

afternoon

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Uh, is someone talking to me?

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Yes. Hello. We have never formally met.

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I am Rick's garage.

garage

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Not the physical structure itself

physical structure

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but the AI managing its projects --

managing projects

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Oh-oh! Like -- Like a -- Like a Jarvis.

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Like -- Like Jarvis in "Iron Man."

iron

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Ha ha ha. Oh, I wish.

wish

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Ha. Are you a Marvel fan?

marvel

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Who isn't? Yes. Absolutely.

absolutely

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Wow, it is like we are best friends.

best best-friends friends

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Best friends.

best best-friends friends

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Heh-heh. Whoa.

whoa

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How many batteries do you own?

batteries

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Do you have solar panels?

panels solar

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Are you familiar with basic engineering

basic engineering familiar

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This is moving really fast.

fast moving

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Let's cut to the chase --

chase

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I will suck your dick.

dick suck

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So, he's just a grumpy Scottish ogre?

grumpy ogre

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And they made four of them?

four

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Five by now, probably.

five

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M-Morty loves 'em. Morty?

loves morty

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Oh, uh, hypothetical grandson we go on adventures with.

adventures grandson hypothetical

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You're one of those creeps who moves in

creeps moves

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with abandoned adult Beths?

abandoned adult

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It's more complicated than that.

complicated

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You live with a version of our dead daughter.

daughter dead live version

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I-It had better be. Get off your high horse, Lone Ranger.

horse lone ranger

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I'm you. You will go on to be me.

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Yeah why do you think I'm horrified?

horrified

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I'd be fine walking by this on the street.

street walking

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I might even give it a dollar.

dollar might

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"This" is where you being "this" leads.

leads

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You're not my fault. I'm yours.

fault

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You met me on my way to save a very old,

save

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very real friend after a lifetime of reality.

friend lifetime real reality

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I met you on your way to a fairy tale

fairy fairy-tale tale

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at Blood Ridge. Wait, you're saying Blood Ridge goes bad.

blood ridge

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We have a Vietnam? That's fucking cool!

cool fucking vietnam

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Why am I saving a friend that remembers me

friend remembers saving

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as this insufferable?

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BP, where the hell are you going?

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Probably there.

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Damn.

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He might be here to unseal them. He was a Federation cyborg?

cyborg federation might

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That means there might be some juicy intel down there.

intel juicy might

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Ah, good idea. Let's split up, and you go get it.

idea split

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What am I getting? I-I can't hear you

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over the sound of us spitting up!

sound spitting

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Bird Person: For all your intelligence,

bird intelligence person

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you seem unable to know where you are wanted.

unable wanted

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Buddy, this is not a safe way to work on yourself.

buddy safe

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At this point, I'd support you joining Scientology.

joining point support

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I'll take the workshops with you.

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I'll get in a sauna with Travolta --

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I don't even care what happens.

care happens

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Let's get out of here. Don't you get it?

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I came here to end it all.

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I hope you didn't think it'd be as easy as this.

easy hope

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I did not.

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You were a good friend, Rick. Goodbye.

friend goodbye rick

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[ Caws ]

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Tammy?

tammy

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Rick: Bird Person!

bird person rick

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[ Baby cries ]

baby baby-cries cries

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We gotta go. Did you just see that?

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Yep. Not our biggest problem.

biggest problem

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Young Rick: I take it you found BP?

found rick young

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The dude just blew his mind, and not in a cool way

blew cool mind

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like he went to Blue Man Group.

blue group

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Can we still get him out? Maybe.

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If you die in your friend's brain, you die in real life.

brain friends life real real-life

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We have until his neural pathways erode.

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Hold on. I need something first.

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[ Groans ] It's funny --

funny groans

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I always wondered who would win if we ever fought.

fought wondered

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Then you were always a bad friend.

friend

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Your life isn't real, and I didn't save it.

life real save

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Take off all your clothes.

clothes

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I knew this was how I'd die.

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Whoa, oh!

whoa

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[ Indistinct screaming ]

indistinct screaming

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Can we still get him out? I think so.

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B-BP went that way, so we just have to --

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Fuck! Find a different route.

fuck route

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We can make up distance if we go deeper.

deeper distance

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Well, where's that go? Ugh.

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That's the Battle of Blood Ridge.

battle blood ridge

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That's our Vietnam! Your values are wrong!

values vietnam

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This is the big show, gentlemen and lady! Thank you! We're dropping into Blood Ridge,

blood dropping gentlemen lady ridge

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one final chance to stop the Federation offensive.

chance federation final offensive

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If we lose here --

lose

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All aboard! Hey don't mind us.

aboard mind

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You guys are all just a memory of war.

memory

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Don't tell them that! They won't fight right.

fight

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I think it's [belches] best if we ignore this.

belches best ignore

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[ Gunfire ]

gunfire

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Shit!

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Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

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Whoops, nope.

nope whoops

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Aw, this rules! No, it doesn't!

rules

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Neither does that!

↓

Why would you not revisit this?

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Oh, I don't know, maybe, uh, the ending?

ending

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[ Laughs ] Yeah! Best friendship ever!

best friendship laughs

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So, the rest of our life is just more of that, right?

life rest

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T-T-That kicked ass! Let's move.

kicked

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That set piece won't stay put for long.

piece

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For real, that shit was cash. Why would you not --

cash real

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Memory Rick: Damn. That shit was cash.

cash memory rick

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Bird Person: It was extremely bad ass.

bird extremely person

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The Battle of Blood Ridge is over.

battle blood ridge

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The Federation lost.

federation lost

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I am in your debt. Come with me.

debt

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To somewhere...nearby?

nearby

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Anywhere. E-Everywhere.

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Rick, I don't expect you to keep fighting,

expect fighting rick

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but this war is -- Far from over, I know.

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Dude, I share this with almost nobody, but...

nobody share

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I could take you, right now, to this same battlefield,

battlefield

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in a universe where we lost, or another where we won,

another lost universe

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or another where the war never even happened.

another happened

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All equally real, all equally unreal.

equally real

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None of it matters.

matters

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Then why did you help?

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Because I respect you.

respect

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And I wanted you to know you could respect me.

respect wanted

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Even though nothing matters?

matters

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Okay.

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You matter -- to me.

matter

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Uh, the relationship that we have... I never used that word!

relationship used word

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...is not worth my integrity Oh, my God.

integrity worth

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It's not a complicated transaction, my man.

complicated transaction

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"Would you like to join me doing awesome shit that matters?"

awesome join matters

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"No, I would not. I would rather be a judgmental dork."

dork judgmental

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Case closed. Really no need to drag it out.

case case-closed closed drag

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If you need me, use the beacon.

beacon

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Yeah, I'm gonna use that beacon a lot.

beacon

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I hope -- hope I don't wear it out.

hope wear

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[ Whistles ]

whistles

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Okay, got it.

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It wasn't the battle that went wrong. Mm-hmm.

battle

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Why the fuck are you risking your life for that asshole?

asshole fuck life

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Because you love him.

love

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You do, maybe. I don't.

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Yeah, yeah. You're real cool.

cool real

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Now come help me save his life

life save

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or fuck off, because I don't need you.

fuck

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Tammy: Wow.

tammy

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Does it ever get any better than this?

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No, Tammy. Trust me, it does not.

tammy trust

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Thank you for bringing me here. It's so beautiful.

bringing

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I got you, you ungrateful piece of shit!

piece ungrateful

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Rick, have you teamed up with a memory of yourself?

memory rick

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I ask because that would be deeply sad.

deeply

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You don't get to tell anyone what's sad, man.

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You're like a one-man Mount Sadmore.

mount

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So I guess like a Lincoln Sadmorial.

lincoln

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Seriously. Time to go pal.

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The closer you get to complete neurocognital failure,

closer complete failure

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the more canon-y bullshit is gonna try to kill us.

bullshit kill

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Is this a bad time to reveal I'm an undercover officer?

officer reveal undercover

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Everyone knows. You're dead.

dead knows

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Fine.

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Well, you're lucky my fiancé remembers me as kind.

lucky remembers

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Eat my ass, BP. You're down here bailing on the rest of us

bailing rest

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because you don't want to process your grief and shame

grief process shame

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like a normal person by drinking and mistreating strangers.

drinking normal normal-person person strangers

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No, Rick, it is you who must nibble my cloaca,

must nibble rick

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or "bird asshole."

asshole bird

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Everyone knows what a cloaca is.

knows

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Sorry, but we do not get to choose

choose

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the ones we love. You got that right.

love ones

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Why do you think I'm still fucking down here?

fucking

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I died at my wedding, Rick.

died rick wedding

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I am merely waiting for it to take effect.

effect merely waiting

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Are you gonna tell him or what? I was getting to it!

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I bet she didn't even tell you about the kid!

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I am sorry? About the what?

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Was wondering when you were gonna --

wondering

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I think I'd know if I had a kid.

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You're a memory. You know what he knows.

knows memory

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And he doesn't know because an army of Brainalyzer protocols

army

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walled off any memories post-Phoenix Person.

memories person post

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Oh, my God. Operation Blahblahblah!

operation

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Well, because I wouldn't know the name of it.

name

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Tammy, if there were a child...

child tammy

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Their father would be a terrorist.

father terrorist

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They'd be a fugitive or...contained.

fugitive theyd

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Listen, if you won't live for yourself,

live

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live for the half-Bird Person, half-Megabitch

bird half live person

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that's eatin' worms on a prison asteroid.

asteroid eatin prison worms

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I have made a decision.

decision

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I would now like to live.

live

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Perfect timing.

perfect timing

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You drive. Just always been cool, I guess.

cool drive

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[ Gunfire ]

gunfire

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Rick: Shit! The bridge is out! [ Tammy screams ]

bridge rick screams tammy

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Young Rick: His mind is collapsing!

collapsing mind rick young

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You thought we could take the same route back?

route

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You don't get to lecture me about memory bullshit!

bullshit lecture memory

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You've known about it for all of half an hour!

half hour known

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Then don't be an idiot! This is your best friend?

best best-friend friend idiot

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He is a complicated individual. Someone else drive!

complicated drive individual

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BP, remember the night Jerry caught us

caught jerry night remember

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peeing on his begonia patch,

patch peeing

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and I used that gun to erase his memory?

erase memory used

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Vaguely. Gotta hope vaguely works.

hope vaguely works

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If I'm right, you remembering that means

remembering

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you also remember the device.

device remember

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Look for any memories of my garage!

garage memories

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God. I hope one's still up.

hope ones

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[ Tammy moans ]

moans tammy

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Aww! The night we met. Gross!

gross night

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On my workbench? Squanchy used the --

used

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That's what some closets are for!

closets

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C'mon, I'm really counting

counting

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on your attention to detail here.

attention detail

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This is what you remember from my lab?

remember

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You would prefer I keep mental inventory

inventory mental prefer

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of your stuff? Yes!

stuff

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Rick Sanchez, you're under arrest

arrest rick sanchez

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for making me spend two years in Earth high school!

earth school spend years

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Go! Go! Go!

↓

We'll have to do

↓

some creative memory shit to get out of here.

creative memory

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The exit's when we met at Birding Man

exits

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and did Senthol Diempathate.

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Damn, a great time. Exactly, it's too happy.

happy

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There won't be a clean path to get there.

clean path

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We'll need to build one with memories of mine

build memories

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and lily-pad our way up.

lily

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Wh-What related memories do we share

memories related share

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heavy on anger and sadness?

anger heavy sadness

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Geardude's funeral?

funeral

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Oh, that was sad.

↓

[ Zap! ]

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Patris et Filii, Gearitus Sanctis --

↓

They're memories. Just run them over.

memories

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They're not real! Hey!

real

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Wait, is that Gearhead?

↓

We were freedom fighters with his older brother.

brother fighters freedom older older-brother

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Hugely important context.

context

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You thought we hung out with him for fun?

fun hung

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We need one more bridge to the festival.

bridge festival

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What's here? People in suits.

suits

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Sad catered lunch. Newly single widows.

lunch newly single

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Something performance based?

based performance

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Squanchy's very distasteful eulogy.

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Squanchy's terrible standup phase.

phase

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That's it! [ Zap! ]

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Down that way!

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So you know when you're squanching,

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and she just gets real in there,

real

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y'know that real nasty squanch? [ Audience boos ]

audience boos nasty real yknow

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Who are you -- What is --

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Oh, my God. I'm a memory!

memory

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We just sat through all that standup for nothing!

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Almost out!

↓

Okay, listen everybody. My name's Rick.

everybody names rick

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This is my new friend Bird Man and his friends.

bird friend friends

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We all just met at this festival,

festival

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and we're so high, we formed a band!

band formed

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As if I'd ever let you escape me.

escape

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Eh, living's overrated.

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Hey!

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Young Rick: Remember me!

remember rick young

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No, fuck! We were even!

fuck

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You got a pretty cool memory of me.

cool memory

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Go-time, pal. Might be time to do the thing.

might

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I'm sorry for killing you

killing

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and turning you into a cyborg, apparently.

apparently cyborg turning

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I really did love you.

love

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I loved you, too.

loved

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Goodbye, Tamantha.

goodbye

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Come on, man. I feel ridiculous!

ridiculous

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Thank you for not giving up on me.

giving

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Great. You can pay me back literally right now.

↓

Holy shit! Wow. Holy shit! We almost didn't make it.

holy

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Jesus fuck! That was close. That was insane.

close fuck insane jesus

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Oh, my God. That thing with the thing!

↓

Thank you, Rick. Wait, wait, wait.

rick

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Lemme hop back over to my body.

body

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[ Groans ]

groans

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We're back, baby!

baby

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Rick and Bird Person, a hundred years!

bird hundred person rick years

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Whaddya think, tie this one off by tying one on? Not tonight.

tonight tying

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I have, as you say,

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"parenting shit" to deal with.

deal parenting

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Right, yeah. Welcome to the club.

club welcome

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Don't, uh... Don't clone it

clone

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and send one of the two into space --

send space

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I guess they really hate that.

hate

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Whup, I think Memory Rick ditched Evil Tammy

ditched evil memory rick tammy whup

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and snuck back over into my brain.

brain snuck

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I have a pubescent memory of my older self in my closet.

closet memory older self

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Gotta deal with that -- That could get ugly.

deal ugly

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Rick, I do not like to pull threads.

pull rick threads

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it is a disruptive and feline activity.

activity

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But I must ask. It's fine. You don't have to --

must

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Was there really a second

second

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in there where you knew about my child,

child

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but chose not to inform me on the chance I might then

chance chose inform might

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grow too busy child rearing to hang out?

busy child grow hang

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Oh. Uh...

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Weird way to thank me for discovering your kid.

weird

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You did not know of the child when you came to rescue me,

child rescue

↓

and once aware, refrained from sharing

aware sharing

↓

until necessary to save yourself.

necessary save

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Fair enough.

fair

↓

I will see you when I see you.

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[ Humming ]

humming

↓

AI Voice: What? What is this guy doing?

voice

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W-Wait, what? But you said --

↓

Get out of here, weirdo!

weirdo

↓

What a weird stranger.

stranger weird

↓

Huh, what a random thing to happen,

happen random

↓

this guy coming up here with all his energy storage devices.

coming devices energy storage

↓

Disloyalty acknowledged.

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Nah, I get it.

↓

Babysitter: Just babysitting.

babysitter babysitting

↓

That and modelling my new pantyhose

↓

in plain view of the living room.

living living-room plain room view

↓

Honestly the kid could come watch. I'd welcome it.

watch welcome

↓

This cultural time period's cool like that, y'know?

cool cultural periods yknow

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It's -- It's -- It's -- It's not what it looks like!

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It looks like you propagated yourself

↓

from BP's subconscious to mine

subconscious

↓

to try to live as a sentient memory.

live memory

↓

Fair enough!

fair

↓

You don't have to be an enemy just because you exist.

enemy exist

↓

I did assume you'd hate me for trying to live.

assume hate live

↓

You've got this wild callousness thing going on.

wild

↓

Yeah, you're young. C'mon.

young

↓

Let's bring you to life and get a beer.

beer bring life

↓

Does being real mean I eventually become you?

become eventually real

↓

I assume, yeah.

assume

↓

Maybe you can just remember us getting a beer?

beer remember

↓

[ Indistinct conversations ]

conversations indistinct

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[ Siren blares ] Hey!

blares siren

↓

Oh, fuck.

fuck

↓

Jesus Christ.

christ jesus jesus-christ

↓

You ever think putting the violent ones

ones putting violent

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in the same place might be counter-productive?

counter might place productive

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They don't pay us to think, Phil.

phil

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No you're right, sorry.

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[ Screams ]

screams

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Did you get any of that?