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Rick and Morty

Season 5, Episode 7 — Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelion

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Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelion
Air date: August 01, 2021
Director: Jacob Hair
Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke
Summer enables Rick's addiction to collecting giant combining robots, and the family becomes The Family.
Source: TMDB
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All singing: Boob world, boob world.
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It's a world for you, but it's actually two.
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Boob World!
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[Vocalizes]
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I gotta say, Morty, it's weird that you wanted me to come,
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but I'm actually exstyched about it --
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that's excited, stoked, and psyched.
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I didn't want you to come. Talk to Rick.
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Truth is, Summer, Boob World's been at the center
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of a few protests every day for 30 years,
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so they've recently rebranded as a boob empowerment experience,
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and if we bring a female, we get in for free.
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So, I'm, like, what, a Coke can you're taking to Six Flags?
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No, 'cause once you get into Six Flags,
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you can throw your Coke can away.
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No fucking way.
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It can't be.
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Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. Oh, look at that.
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- What is it? - It's a GoTron ferret.
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It's not a GoTron ferret, Morty.
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It's the blue GoTron ferret.
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Boob World is canceled.
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You promised. You always do this.
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Tell you what, Morty, I'll let you choose.
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Do you really think Boob World -
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Yes.
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Is more important --
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Let me finish! Than have all five
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of the only five GoTron ferrets in the universe?
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Are you finished? Yes. So, let's go.
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Summer, help me hook the winch up to the ferret.
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Sure.
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You said you were letting me choose.
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Yeah, whether to break my fucking heart.
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You chose badly.
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Morty: That's how it all began.
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To my sister, it was just another game.
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But what she didn't know --
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Summer: That was the moment everything changed.
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Morty: Wait. What?
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I had gotten my first taste of respect and my first voiceover.
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I can hear you. Can you hear me?
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And I knew then and there I wanted more of both.
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Hello?
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Form Luminous Energy Sword!
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That's your ass, Mamma Jamma.
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[ All talking ]
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[ All talking ]
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Morty: These were the good times,
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when we felt like we could do anything.
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But anything is never quite everything.
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And pretty soon...
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That was nothing -- nothing compared to what we can do.
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There are infinite universes where I still don't have all five ferrets.
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Th-th-those versions of me would do anything
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to complete their collections.
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Okay, but Rick, remember what you told me to remind you?
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Sometimes, enough is...
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Sometimes, enough is enough.
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Morty, what are you doing?
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He gets obsessed, Summer -
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When are you going to find your shame?
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I have more.
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everybody the high point of their lives,
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and before he did, every single one of you
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was trying to talk him out of it.
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Wait. Yeah. Wha-wha-what the fuck!
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Now, he says we can go higher, and big surprise,
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it's time to drag him down again.
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Well, I vote --
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No debate. It's not a democracy.
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It's a Rickpublic. You're in or you're out.
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Obviously, I'm in. I never said I wasn't in.
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Me, neither. Tell us what we're doing next.
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Uh, I want to put together a cookout.
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That's it? I was honestly prepared to blow someone.
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- Jerry. - I said "prepared" and "someone."
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Morty: Rick invited five versions of our family
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from different universes, each with incomplete GoTrons.
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I didn't have anyone to talk to,
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since the other four Mortys had been to Boob World.
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Did you walk on the beach?
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The beach that's all boobs?
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No, the beach that's all sand.
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Yes, the boob one!
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Rick was in the garage with the heads of the five families.
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Ugh, and Summer.
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Summer: In that first sit-down,
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it was Big Fat Rick,
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Ricardo Montaya, Hot Head Rick --
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he got that name because he was prone to dramatic outbursts -
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and Lil' Ricky Wrap-it-Up,
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who was always great at the end of a meeting.
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At the head of it all, me and Grandpa Rick.
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Now, don't get me wrong, C137,
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we're happy for your good fortune.
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But we did not travel to your universe
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just to have it rubbed in our faces.
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Come on, Big Fat Rick, you know your face
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is too small to rub anything on.
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My face is the same size as yours.
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Wow. Huh. Hold on.
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I'll be damned.
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You're so fat you're an optical illusion.
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Summer, give 'em the pitch.
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We're offering to help each of your families
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complete their full GoTrons.
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In exchange for some concessions.
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Ever since I was a little boy in the slums,
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I have dreamed of having a complete GoTron.
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But concessions?
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I hope you mean the kind from a counter.
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I hope she means ice cream!
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We'd like you to relocate your families
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to this universe, and let me make some
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modifications to the GoTrons --
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in the interest of us all working together.
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Want to know what I think?
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Sure, Hothead Rick, just don't unexpectedly fly off the handle.
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I think you guys got a lot of nerve acting better than us!
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This is the family that made a giant incest baby!
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Had the government launch it into space!
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It's still floatin' around out there somewhere!
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Are we ever gonna live that down?
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If I get a full GoTron, it won't be by kissing your ass,
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it'll be by taking what's mine -- yours!
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Hey! Gross! No need.
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And you were driving... a ferret?
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We all are, moron! Give me key!
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You'll regret this, you level-headed fucks.
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Obviously, we predicted that might happen,
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which is why we have Yo-Yo Rick on standby.
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Anybody got beef with Yo-Yo?
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[ All murmur ]
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Some people think he's lame, but to me,
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he's lame in a cool way because he owns it.
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Cool. That concludes business. Lil' Ricky Wrap it Up?
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Raise 'em up, boys! Oh-pah!
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Summer: And so, we helped our people find their ferrets.
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How they got them, not our problem.
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Then, we got down to business.
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Here's how it worked --
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if a giant monster attacked your planet,
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we all got the alert.
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Man: ♪ Hey, hey, mama mia's ♪
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♪ Got a plate of spaghetti for the takin' ♪
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♪ Papa pia's got a great big robot that he's makin' ♪
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♪ I got the moon in both my eyes ♪
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♪ You got a bowl of pizza pie, hey! ♪
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♪ A bit of pasta with some anime combined, yeah ♪
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Mine needs a weapon like a Yo-Yo.
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And a Yo-Yo on the chest. Are you listening to me?
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I-I need you to respect this partnership.
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I kept Rick removed from the ugly stuff.
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If you got in his way, I got you out of the way.
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And that made more room to move up.
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The head of my right arm.
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Morty: Me? I ended up the left foot of the left foot --
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I guess because our robot didn't have an asshole.
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Summer: Well, it had one.
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Bitch! When are you gonna stop breaking my balls?
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You win, okay?
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We're not competing, Morty. And there's your answer.
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I could move you up if I could trust you to put family first.
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H-how is that putting family first?
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Show me all the blueprints! Show me all the blueprints!
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I agree. That's an issue.
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Big Fat Rick, his flask stays full or your locker gets empty. Thanks.
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I know it feels good when he likes you,
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but that doesn't mean him liking you makes you good.
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Solid babble, Morty -- like a fortune cookie written by Borat.
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Yeah, I'm not as smart as you.
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That's why I know you know what I mean.
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You mean, if I really loved my family,
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I'd give control of it back to your jealous ass.
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Green Ferret Four needs a wash, and we're out of detergent.
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I just bought a box.
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And Grandpa snorted it because you make him feel fenced in.
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Rick: Sum-Sum?
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Get two boxes.
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Summer: We evacuated one of the planets we saved,
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and built a secret nightclub on it,
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a place no enemies could find us --
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unless you count my brother.
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Morty: I didn't even have my own ferret anymore.
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Summer made me something called
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an "associate security chief" --
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whatever the hell that means.
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Rick: Look at this guy.
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And look at this guy. Look-look at this guy over here.
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[ Vocalizes ]
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Oh, there she is! My Baby Princess!
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Get up here. Stop the music.
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This. Is. Our. Queef -- O-our Queen.
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She saved my life. She-she set me free.
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We wouldn't have what we have without this crazy bitch.
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And she's got a special announcement.
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Summer, tell 'em wha-what we talked about.
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Now? I don't think --
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Okay, I'll do it. God damn.
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Morty: The new job did have some perks --
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like, I got to be around the night Summer realized
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she was in over her head.
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Okay, I've got 90 extra ferrets, which means I need 10 more,
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and then four of you get your own GoGoTron,
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and 20%of you get a GoTron,
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'cause we're all gonna have a fucking GoGoGoTron.
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He's very excited. Um...
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Oh-pah!
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I hate my family.
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You should.
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Get in.
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How's it going with your grandpa's compulsiveness?
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Is your sister still enabling it? Huh?
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Who are you people?
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Let's just say we're the rightful owners of these ferrets.
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Then, why were they scattered, and buried across the universe?
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We mean in a more general, cultural sense. Arrrgh!
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What your Grandpa did is called "appropriation."
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Not cool! Hunnnnngh!
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Look, Morty, we've been watching.
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We know you're the one that knows what's best.
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Work with us from the inside.
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Help us take over this operation.
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We're literally designed for it. Mm-hmmmmmm!
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Nobody will know it was you.
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Then, you can get back to what's important.
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Are those Boob Bucks?
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Legal tender at every kiosk and ride! Huuunh!
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I can't.
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Summer's treating me like shit, but she's still my sister.
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That's really noble, Morty.
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If you were in our family, your loyalty would be rewarded.
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But you're not in our family, which means we can kill you.
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Oh, yeah?
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Morty: And sure enough, just when I stuck my neck out
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for the family, it got stomped on anyway.
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- Dad! - Mom! Dad!
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Hothead Rick, baby!
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[ Screams ]
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I set myself up for that!
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[ Screams ]
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- What the hell happened?! - Hothead Rick.
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How did he get so close to us?
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Morty was supposed to be security!
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- Morty? - I-I-I stepped away, alright?
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But-but not to let that happen!
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Morty, we're not attractive strangers
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next to you on a flight to Paris,
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traveling alone to get over a breakup,
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so this is no time to be coy!
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- Oh...pah. - Lil' Ricky.
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I'm all wrapped up, Summer.
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Guys, I know you don't trust me, but what have we become?
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Why are we doing this anymore?
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Because it's fun, you little rat.
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Now go home, and play video games
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while we clean up these bodies,
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or your mother and I will hire people to break your knees!
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This is $16,000 we got from the deep state
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for stepping on that trailer park.
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That should be enough for school lunch and home repairs.
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Now, I gotta turn my back on you.
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No!
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Summer: With Morty out of the way, things were looking up.
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But looks aren't everything.
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Hi, Summer. Um, my cockpit's not getting Wi-Fi.
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Dad, you know that's not what I do around here.
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Oh, I'm not your Dad. I'm a version of him.
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This is my first day here,
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and I-I'm not sure what you do around here.
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Then fuck off.
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Excuse me? I want your ID.
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Mom. Are you Mom? Can you control your rookie Jerrys.
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Sweetie, we're all a little overwhelmed -
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Good point. You're not a war-time Mom.
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Why don't you find your version of Dad,
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and take a break, take a holiday.
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I don't have time to wait for your confirmation,
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so let's just say, if you're here in 10 minutes,
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I'll have you removed.
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And then, the GoTrons make the GoTrons,
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make the GoTrons, make the GoTrons.
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Couple of snags, but I know how to speed things up.
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Remember when we talked about how the best thing we could do
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for the family is to recruit outside the family?
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Yes. Way ahead of you.
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Summer, I want you to meet Kendra.
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She's from a temp agency.
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She's got an entire workforce ready to go,
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and all of them have previous giant robot pilot experience.
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So, we'll be ready to go ahead of schedule.
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Well, I don't know about that but --
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Well, Kendra knows. So...
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So....
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You here to break my legs?
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No. We're here to talk shit about your sister,
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because she just fired us.
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- You're kidding. - Arrogant little bitch.
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Should we clip her?
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You wouldn't do time. You brought her into the world.
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So, I can take her out.
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You thought there was an actual law?
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It's a joke mothers say.
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What kind of fucked up world have you been living in?
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Uh, one where your mother murdering you
mothermurdering
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isn't a comedic premise?
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Guys, there's a little adjustment period,
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but pretty soon, you're gonna to return to normal,
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and you're not going to want to kill Summer.
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You're not even gonna be mad at her.
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Nah, fuck her. She's my enemy.
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Should we kill ourselves, so we can get to hell before her,
kill
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and hide near the entrance?
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I like that.
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Rick fired me.
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[ Both consoling ]
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I'm sorry.
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Are you okay, baby? What happened to us?
babyhappened
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We lost our minds.
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I did it. Morty was right.
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I got addicted to making Grandpa happy.
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It's only because your Grandpa
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inflates the value of his happiness.
happinessvalue
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That's a good point. I mean, look at me.
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I'm easy to make happy, which is why
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nobody gives a shit if I am.
givesnobodynobody-gives
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I appreciate it, but there's something else too.
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I've been really sensitive about family lately
familylatelysensitive
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because of something I've been keeping secret.
keepingsecret
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Okay. Who's on the Supreme Court,
courtsupremesupreme-court
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and what state do we live in?
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It's been years since I've thought about this.
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No, I'm not pregnant.
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But as you guys recall, and as a lot of people keep bringing up,
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Morty and I did accidentally create a giant incest baby,
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which the government did launch into space.
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And I'm not sure how to tell you this,
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but it is still alive, and I have been in contact with it.
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There were soldiers waiting for me outside school last month.
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They took me to the Pentagon, and briefed me.
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And from there, I was shuttled to a secret base on Mars.
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They had captured him, and wanted to see
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if he'd respond to me, instinctively, being his mother.
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And he sure did.
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But what they didn't expect was that I'd respond to him.
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I was supposed to help discipline him,
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so they could turn him into the ultimate weapon.
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Instead, I trained him to love, to believe in himself,
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and finally, to escape.
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The government doesn't want anyone to know it happened,
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but it's only a matter of time before the story comes out.
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And when it does, all we're going to have is each other.
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And you guys are a couple, and Rick has Morty,
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but I'm the odd one out
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So, I wanted to make sure we stuck together.
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But instead, I drove us apart, and Rick replaced me
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with an anime girl, so all I've got is myself
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and my giant, tortured, government-trained rogue
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incest monster baby out there in space somewhere.
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Oh, baby. What the fuck.
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And then, you have to wonder, what else are they doing with our taxes?
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Wait. Summer, what did you just say?
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Morty, a lot.
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He replaced you with an anime girl?
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Big eyes? Plus signs for teeth?
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Ends sentences with weird sounds that don't fit?
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Yeah. That's going to be his whole crew now.
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And they're about to run their first test on the GoGoGoTron.
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Those people want to steal the robots.
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Th-they're gonna kill Rick. He's all alone.
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We-we-we've got to go save him.
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Right. Or... you know, fuck him.
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I'm good with that.
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Guys, a great leader once told me you get the family you get.
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Rick: Alright. It works. Now, we just got to find a giant monster.
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My sensors have picked one up, Rick.
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Okay. Okay Lock onto its location.
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Yeah, got it.
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Oh, it's you!
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Huh?
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What the hell is this?
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Thanks for making the biggest robot ever, Rick.
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We'll take it from here.
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You little assholes!
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You son of a bitch!
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Lock a load, boys.
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Say "hello" to my little me.
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[ Gun Rick says "bang" repeatedly" ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Give up, old man. The G3 is ours.
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And last I checked, your "family"
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wasn't coming to save you, hmm?
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Giant Invest Baby: Go go goo goo.
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Holy mother of mercy!
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My God. It's beautiful.
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Yeah! Family!
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- Is that -- - It's exactly what it looks like. Yes.
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Congrats, man. I see the resemblance.
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Form the Energy Sword! Activate the Goddamn sword!
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Oh, man, the sword. Maybe we didn't think this through.
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They're not actually gonna attack a space baby, are they?
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I never thought I'd be the one to say this,
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but you need to watch more anime, Mom.
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Whoa, easy now, Naruto.
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[ All yell ]
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Bahbah go bye-bye!
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[ All scream ]
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Kendra: What the hell is wrong with you people?!
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You just have an incest space monster in your back pocket, huh?
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Welcome to the Smith family.
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[ Yells ]
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Shit. Put that down, Naruto. Your great-grandpa is in there.
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What do you say? One last zipline?
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Incest space baby. Nicely done.
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Morty: After that, things pretty much went back to normal --
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some version of it, anyway.
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Rick said GoTrons were lame little kid bullshit,
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and we never talked about them again.
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Summer: Except all those gigantic space bugs were still runnin' loose,
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and there were no GoTrons left to fight them.
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Morty: Yeah, millions die every day.
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Summer: But you want to know what they could never kill?
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Family.
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- Where's Jerry? - Help!
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Help! I'm still out here!
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[ Yells ]
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Morty: Yep, nothing's more important than--
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Hey! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa!
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Ugh!
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And just like that, I knew our goose was as cooked as --
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Voiceovarians. Ugh.
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Samansky, you're late!
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Won't happen again, sir!
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[ All talking ]
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Bugs,. Look to your left. Now, look to your right.
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None of you are coming back. Not one.
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In the entire history of this program,
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not a single bug has returned.
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Alright. Bring it in!
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- What are we? - Normal-sized bugs!
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- What do we do? - Travel through an interdimensional
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gateway to a planet with tiny people!
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- Why do we do it? - To spread the cure for AIDS!
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Hey, Sarge, how do we know if these little people
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can understand us?
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I mean, do these even speak Buganese?
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Funny, Palicki. That's why we say it very loud.
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Guys, you'll still be the same civilized bug on their side.
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It's not like interdimensional travel
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strips us of our clothes, and makes us screaming monsters.
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Or maybe it does. It's impossible to know.
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Now, get out of here!
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My clothes -- where'd they go?
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Man: Did you get any of that?