#backstory — Tags

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Just 'cause it's a fake backstory doesn't mean it doesn't hurt my feelings.

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It's gonna be awesome. What's your backstory?

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Bro, your backstory. How'd your legs get crippled?

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Because I had a good polio backstory that the chicks...

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Listen, you remember your backstory?

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I don't remember the backstory. All right, listen, man. You're a philanthropist.

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I have my own backstory, Dennis.

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I don't need your whole backstory. You are 18, right?

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Look, I don't have time to tell you my entire backstory

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Don't fucking establish canonical backstory with me, you Red Lob--

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You want to know my stupid crybaby backstory?