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Rick and Morty

Season 5, Episode 4 — Rickdependence Spray

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Rickdependence Spray

Air date: July 11, 2021

Director: Erica Hayes

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Morty has the idea to use a horse breeding mount to extract his semen, but after Rick tries to use it to create a weapon, thinking it was horse sperm, he ends up creating sperm monsters that threaten the entire country.

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Mom! We're gonna miss the movie!

miss movie

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No, we're not. Okay, but we've been here for hours.

hours

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I-I don't want to hang out at the stupid horse hospital.

hang horse hospital stupid

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This stupid horse hospital puts dinner on your table.

dinner horse hospital stupid table

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It wouldn't kill you to take an interest.

interest kill

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W-What's this thing? I-In the middle of the room?

middle room

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With -- With the hole in the end?

hole

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That's a breeding mount. The nurses use it to collect...

collect mount nurses

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reproductive material.

material

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[ Click, whirring ]

click whirring

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[ Squishing ]

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[ Click, whirring stops ]

click stops whirring

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Okay, let's go see this latest piece of Marvel shit

latest marvel piece

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you kids are jizzing over.

kids

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Yeah. A-About time.

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So, d-does your hospital ever need, like,

hospital

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after-school volunteers?

school volunteers

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Wow. Who are you and where did you put my son?

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Ha! No, no. Seriously.

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I-I'm very interested in -- in your work.

interested

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[ Birds chirping ]

birds birds-chirping chirping

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[ Sighs ]

sighs

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Morty, you dirty little doggy.

dirty doggy morty

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[ Liquid sloshing ]

liquid

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Ugh! Come on! [ Grunting ]

grunting

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[ Liquid sloshing ]

liquid

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Hey, Rick.

rick

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Oh, hey, kiddo. How's your Saturday?

kiddo saturday

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You know, super chill. W-W-Whatcha doin'?

chill doin super whatcha

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Eh, nothing adventurous.

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You know that race of Underground Dwelling Cannibal

cannibal race underground

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Horse People that we're always fighting?

fighting horse

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Yeah, the CHUDs. W-W-What about 'em?

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Well, don't tell anybody, but I'm working on

anybody working

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a bioweapon to use against them,

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so I got this barrel of horse semen from your mom's hospital

barrel horse hospital moms semen

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and I'm just gonna, you know,

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subject it to some otherworldly forces.

forces subject

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Guess I should test it, make sure it's --

test

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Make sure it's what?! Horse semen, obviously.

horse obviously semen

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Okay, but it says it is right on the barrel!

barrel

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You're not being very scientific, Morty.

morty scientific

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Measure twice, cut once. Especially with semen.

especially measure semen twice

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Did you even ask Mom if you could have this?!

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Morty, if I wanted to steal horse semen, I'd --

horse morty semen steal wanted

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Yes, I asked her. What is at stake for you here?

asked stake

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Why don't you trust labels?! All right! Fine! I won't test it!

labels test trust

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God damn. Your generation really picks random hills to die on.

generation hills picks random

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Don't get too close.

close

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I'm running an inhuman amount of power through this semen.

amount power running semen

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Should be safe, though, since the semen itself is,

safe semen

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you know, also inhuman. Here we go.

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[ Crackling ]

crackling

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[ High-pitched whine ]

pitched whine

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[ Rumbling ]

rumbling

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[ Creature growling ]

creature growling

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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[ Snarling ]

snarling

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[ Glass shattering ]

glass shattering

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W-What happened?!

happened

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The sperm, Morty!

morty sperm

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They're super monster sperm now! I blame myself.

blame monster sperm super

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Unless there was something about the sperm I didn't know.

sperm

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Are you -- Are you saying that to mess with me?

mess

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What? Mess with you how?

mess

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Like, trying to get me to say something?

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Morty, I have no idea what you're talking about!

idea morty

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For real? Yes!

real

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Okay. Good. Then -- Then it's your fault!

fault

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Beth: Dad, what the hell is going on?!

beth

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Beth, sweetheart, Can you give me a minute?

beth minute sweetheart

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I'm trying to steer around the bodies of our neighbors.

bodies neighbors steer

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[ Thump ] Oh, that felt like Gene.

gene thump

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[ Tires screeching ]

screeching tires tires-screeching

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Oh!

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[ Laser pistol zapping ]

laser pistol zapping

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Oh, shit, oh, shit, shit.

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[ Roaring ]

roaring

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[ Snarling ] [ Pistol clicks ]

clicks pistol snarling

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Mr. Sanchez!

sanchez

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The President is very eager to speak with you!

eager president speak

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Morty, look, you gotta do me a solid here.

morty solid

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they have gathered here.

gathered

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Why would the sperm go to the Grand Canyon?

canyon grand grand-canyon sperm

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Why are you looking at me like the answer is obvious?

answer looking obvious

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Oh, you can't be serious. Are we in middle school?

middle middle-school school serious

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You think sperm are instinctively

sperm

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heading for America's -- Don't high-road us, lady.

americas heading lady road

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It's where they went.

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Now, how do we deal with these...

deal

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"Orgasogoblins"? No takers?

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Okay. These... "Cumplestiltskins?"

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No? Dumb? These, uh, "Skeet Boogins?"

dumb

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Oh, yeah, yeah, Skeet Boogins.

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Really? Skeet Boogins?

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We'll use it as a placeholder and beat it later.

beat

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Mr. President, i-if I may?

president

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Luckily, I was able to secure a specimen.

able luckily secure

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Now, obviously our first steps will be to analyze its DNA

analyze obviously steps

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and figure out what these beautiful creat--

figure

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Oh, why?! It-it had a gun!

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Are you out of your mind bringing an armed sperm in here?

armed bringing mind sperm

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But they can't hold guns!

guns

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The boy literally never lies!

lies

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Look, if you want these things gone,

gone

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give Rick and me a plane and some nukes.

plane rick

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We'll wipe 'em out and leave no trace of them.

trace wipe

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Only one way to deal with it.

deal

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He's right. [Burps] I'm a scientist.

burps scientist

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Fair enough. Blow 'em to hell.

blow fair

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What are people gonna do,

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complain we made the canyon grander?

canyon complain

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Jerry, we're being bad parents. Do something!

jerry parents

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I-is this water for everyone?

water

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Yes, and I'd love a glass. Comin' up!

comin glass love

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What are you doing?

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And, Rick, to make sure you don't screw anything up,

rick screw

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I'm sending my best men with you.

best sending

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And women. It's a fine suggestion,

suggestion women

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but I doubt their leader will be a sexy queen

doubt leader queen sexy

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that needs to be kickboxed.

needs

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100% male Marines!

male

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They say cutting a sperm's throat is like

cutting throat

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running a warm knife through butter.

butter knife running warm

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I'm gonna make these things pregnant...with death!

death pregnant

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No fear! No humility!

fear

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Both: Zero chance of consequences!

chance consequences zero

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Hey, gentlemen's bet -- which of these background Marines

background

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you think will last the longest?

longest

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I'm not betting on human lives, Rick.

betting human lives rick

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All of these people are gonna survive,

survive

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but obviously that guy the longest.

longest obviously

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Yeah, he's my pick, too. What's his name?

name pick

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Blazen? Pretty cool.

cool

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Yeah. He's, like, meditating through turbulence.

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Psh. I bet if something fell,

fell

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he'd like, catch it without opening his eyes.

catch eyes opening

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Totally. Should we throw something at him?

throw

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I-I got a pencil somewhere.

pencil

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[ Both scream ]

scream

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[ Marines screaming ]

screaming

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Who-who's shooting at us?!

shooting

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Oh, wow, that's unexpected.

unexpected

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The sperm made a catapult?!

sperm

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A-A-Are they getting smarter?!

smarter

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No, you're getting dumber because that's a trebuchet.

dumber

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Nobody knows the difference!

difference knows nobody nobody-knows

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They're reloading that textbook trebuchet!

textbook

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Time to fly! Aaaaaah!

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Oh!

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We gotta keep moving.

moving

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So cool. Not even a scratch.

cool scratch

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Okay, girls, and I mean that derogatorily.

girls

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We just took a fat "L," and what we need is a fat "P."

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A plan.

plan

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Skeeters!

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- Jipers! - Ropers!

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I'm sorry, but what the hell are we calling them?

calling

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Agh! Oof.

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Fine. I'm dying, so I get to pick the name.

dying name pick

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Crispy Cremes with a "C"!

crispy

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Whoa! [ Grunting ]

grunting whoa

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[ Snarling ]

snarling

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Whoa. E-Easy there, little guy. It's okay.

easy whoa

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I-I-It's okay.

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Do you...recognize me?

recognize

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Do you know you came from me?

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I'm Morty.

morty

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I'll call ya "Sticky,"

sticky

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'c-'cause you're sticky and -- and you're stuck.

sticky stuck

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Oh. [ Chuckles ] [ Purring ]

chuckles

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Step aside, Morty.

aside morty step step-aside

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It's okay. Y-You don't gotta do this.

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It's haploid genetic code, Morty,

code genetic morty

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a biological fertilizing machine.

biological machine

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W-What's gotten into you?

gotten

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Rick, let him go.

rick

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Ugh.

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Morty, don't fuck with me.

fuck morty

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What the hell's going on with you?

hells

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I think I know exactly what's going on here.

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Kidding. This shit is totally random.

kidding random

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Let's keep moving. W-Which way?

moving

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[ Inhales deeply ]

deeply inhales inhales-deeply

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When one sense is bound, the others are released.

bound others released sense

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[ Sniffing ]

sniffing

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Holy shit. He -- He can smell caves?

holy smell

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I'm not trying to smell anything.

smell

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The whole planet's a dorm room trash can.

dorm planets room trash whole

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Sir, Rick Sanchez has gone dark.

dark gone rick sanchez

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I knew we couldn't rely on him!

rely

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Well, maybe the pilot got too horny

horny pilot

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as they approached America's Vagina.

americas vagina

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If you're gonna hang out in my war room,

hang room

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you can't just make snarky comments.

comments

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At least do something useful, like Jerry.

jerry least useful

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Right to the top, just the way you like it.

↓

Here's our situation.

situation

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Rick's gone, and so are all our nukes.

gone

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Now what?

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None of you have an idea? I do.

idea

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That's right, me -- the girl.

girl

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Gentlemen, what do sperm want?

gentlemen sperm

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The same thing as a lumberjack in the morning

morning

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or a fox at night.

night

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Pants! Eggs.

eggs pants

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Pancakes! Eggs.

eggs pancakes

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You want to control giant sperm, you need a giant egg.

control giant sperm

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W-W-Wait a minute. Wait -- wait a minute.

minute

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Sperm are hunters. And what do sperm hunt?

hunt hunters sperm

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Eggs. Exactly.

eggs

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And what would happen if we enlarged one?

happen

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They'll head right for it! Get MIT on the phone.

head phone

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And get this guy a Nobel Prize.

nobel nobel-prize prize

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[ Applause and laughter ] You became a woman today.

applause became laughter today woman

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[ Ominous music plays ]

music music-plays ominous ominous-music plays

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[ Devices whirring ]

devices whirring

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So, Blazen, you got kids?

kids

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The battlefield is my family.

battlefield family

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So cool. Wicked badass.

badass cool wicked

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[ Sperm snarling ] Go. I'll hold 'em off.

snarling sperm

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Blazen, you don't have to do this.

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Shh. It is my destiny.

destiny

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He's right, Morty. It's the price of being Blazen.

morty price

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Let him do his thing.

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[ Sperm snarling ] [ Grunts ]

grunts snarling sperm

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Blood for blood.

blood

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Cream for cream. [ Grunts ]

cream grunts

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Oh, no. I can't reach that!

reach

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Idiot!

idiot

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What?! They're comfortable!

comfortable

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You should try them!

↓

Eh, ah! Ohhhh.

ohhhh

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That'll do it. I'm worm food.

food thatll worm

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Morty, find my wife.

morty wife

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[ Straining ] Tell her I wasn't wearing her thong.

straining thong wearing

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That's a photocopy of "Sports Illustrated"

sports

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swimsuit model Kathy Ireland.

ireland kathy model swimsuit

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It's -- it's my wife. We have sex.

wife

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Here, hold that picture up so we can have sex one last time.

picture

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I-I know how to suck myself.

suck

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What?! [ Sperm roaring ]

roaring sperm

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Ugh, I was so wrong about this guy.

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He didn't even buy us any time.

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[ Sperm snarling ]

snarling sperm

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Morty, get ready for some fireworks.

fireworks morty ready

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[ Beep ]

beep

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Ugh!

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Uh-oh. Oh, gross!

gross

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This is the first time I've ever regretted being taken alive.

alive taken

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Wait, who the fuck is that?!

fuck

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Silence in the presence of me.

presence silence

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I am The Sperm Queen,

queen sperm

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and you are of special interest to me.

interest special

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Hey, what the fuck are you doing with my stuff?

fuck stuff

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A-And why do you have the horse jerkoff machine

horse machine

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from my daughter's hospital?

daughters hospital

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We need it to create our army.

army create

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Well, you need more than that, dummy. You need a horse.

dummy horse

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Oh but our stallion is already here.

stallion

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Isn't that right, Morty?

morty

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Or shall I say... Father?

father

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Morty, you nasty, lying, little world-ending pervert.

ending lying morty nasty pervert world

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I-I-I'm sorry. [ Sobbing ]

sobbing

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What was it like? Fantastic!

fantastic

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with a horse machine without it becoming Armageddon.

becoming horse machine

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I-I realize that's on me.

realize

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Yeah, not exactly accepting apologies

accepting apologies

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while I'm stuck here as Handjob Solo.

solo stuck

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This is all your fault for being ashamed of us, Morty.

ashamed fault morty

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How many millions went to their graves for you,

millions

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hurling themselves into the void,

void

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only to discover a grody sock

discover sock

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or a carefully folded landing strip of toilet paper?

carefully landing paper strip toilet toilet-paper

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Sticky! Gross.

gross sticky

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I know you're not a wordsmith, Morty, but --

morty

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No, no, no, my-my sperm friend is here!

friend sperm

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Ugh, never give 'em a name.

name

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Fools! You can't beat me!

beat fools

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You didn't bring a woman that can kickbox!

bring woman

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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Is that all you got?

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Damn, that's some quintessential underdog shit.

↓

Kill them!

kill

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[ Sperm roaring ]

roaring sperm

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[ Groans ]

groans

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[ Coughs ]

coughs

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Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

whoo

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I-I should've told you the truth, Rick.

rick shouldve truth

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Let's save the world first.

save world

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Now, reset those nukes, and let's turn this canyon

canyon reset

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into a can't-yon.

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[ Device whirring ]

device whirring

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There usually earthquakes in Arizona?

arizona usually

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[ Roaring in distance ]

distance roaring

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They're heading for Vegas,

heading vegas

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which does track on many levels, but why now?

levels track

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What the?

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President: Let's hear it for Professor Shabooboo

president professor

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and his brilliant egg. Um, hello?

brilliant

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Aren't you forgetting someone? Oh, good point.

forgetting point

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Big thanks to the cast of Cirque Du Soleil's "Zumanity"

cast thanks

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for the impressive and erotic routine.

erotic impressive routine

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Mr. President, Rick Sanchez is on the line.

line president rick sanchez

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Good. Put that asshole on speaker.

asshole speaker

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Well, well, well.

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No thanks to you, we're luring the sperm

sperm thanks

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with a giant human egg, even though,

giant human

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symbolically speaking, Vegas should be enough.

speaking vegas

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Rick: A human egg?

human rick

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Where-where-where did you get it?

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Glad you asked. It's your granddaughter's,

asked glad

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so at least you contributed something to this.

least

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Morty: Mister President! It's Morty!

mister morty president

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It's my sperm! I-It's all mine!

sperm

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What?! I'm a dirty little perverted maniac.

dirty maniac perverted

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I spent a week pleasuring myself with animal equipment,

animal equipment spent week

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and my sperm got turned into monsters on accident

accident monsters sperm turned

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because I kept lying about it because I was ashamed!

ashamed lying

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You should be!

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My God, man, we were all 14 once

↓

but it's called self-control.

called control self

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Don't let them reach my sister's egg, Mr. President!

president reach sisters

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You'll be making a giant --

giant

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Incest baby.

baby

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What? Who told you that?

↓

What? I-I was finishing his sentence.

finishing sentence

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Oh. Right. Come with us.

↓

The sperm is Morty's!

sperm

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We're about to make a giant incest baby!

baby giant

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Aw, well, now we're all in our darkest hour.

darkest hour

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Launch the egg! Launch it now!

launch

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B-But that'll take 30 minutes. What?! Why?!

minutes thatll

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That's how long every space launch takes!

launch space takes

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No one realizes because they only show you

realizes

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the last 10 seconds!

seconds

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Uh, uh, help me out here.

↓

Hey, it was your idea, right?

idea

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Okay, okay, n-no need to panic, everyone.

panic

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I have a simple solution.

simple solution

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See you all in hell!

↓

[ Splat ] I don't see how that's going to help.

↓

Form a perimeter! Protect that egg at all costs!

costs form perimeter protect

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I always knew your hormones would cause a world war

hormones world

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between humans and Cannibalistic Horse People.

horse humans

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I just didn't know it would be like this.

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I can't change my nature.

change nature

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What are you, a scorpion in a Navajo fable?

scorpion

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Everyone can change their nature, Morty.

change morty nature

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It's what defines our species.

defines species

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Look at Iron Man.

iron

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That actor was an animal in the '90s,

actor animal

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literally waking up in bushes.

bushes waking

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His agent had to catch him with a butterfly net. Silence!

agent butterfly catch silence

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Rick Sanchez, you know why you're here.

rick sanchez

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Yeah, it was my grandson's fault.

fault

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You slept with my daughter! I did?

daughter slept

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Oh, shit, I did.

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[ Belches ] Forgive me, Your CHUDness.

belches forgive

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I'm a changed man starting now.

changed starting

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You come to the Kingdom of CHUDs for forgiveness?

forgiveness kingdom

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CHUDs don't forgive humans.

forgive humans

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CHUDs eat humans!

humans

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This is out there, even for us.

↓

They can hear you, Morty.

morty

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All: Boil him up! Yum, yum!

boil

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Spice him right! Oh, boy!

spice

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Eat the flesh! Yum, yum!

flesh

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Not the bones! Oh, no!

bones

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Belly ache! Ouch, Ouch!

ache belly ouch

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Father! [Whinnies] Stop this at once!

father

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Princess Poñeta! You can't kill Rícko!

kill princess

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I -- I love him!

love

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[ Crowd gasping ]

crowd crowd-gasping gasping

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Right! I-I love you, too, Princess Poñeta.

love princess

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This love is forbidden.

forbidden love

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My daughter, you are a CHUD.

daughter

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Rick is a human [whinnies] and age-inappropriate.

human inappropriate rick

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Then you leave me no choice.

choice

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By the 17th Article of the CHUD-stitution,

article

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I offer Rícko Sanchez horsemunity

offer sanchez

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and demand a equestri-truce between all CHUDs and humans!

demand humans truce

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[ Crowd gasping ] On what grounds?

crowd crowd-gasping gasping grounds

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On the grounds that Rícko is the father of my child.

child father grounds

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I have an heir.

heir

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I have a substance-abuse problem.

abuse problem substance

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The Prophecy has come true!

↓

Also, did someone drop a scroll?

drop scroll

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Here we go. Over here. [ Whinnies ] Sorry.

↓

Where did you get all that?

↓

- It's Vegas. - Sir!

vegas

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The Strip has been evacuated, but I'm worried

strip worried

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we won't be able to hold the perimeter.

able perimeter

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Then deputize Las Vegas regulars.

vegas

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Everyone's a patriot today.

everyones today

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Even me!

↓

Take three steps back, Amazing Johnathan.

amazing steps three

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Men and their guns. Metaphorical and not.

guns

↓

Tell me about it.

↓

Get ready, boys! The last thing this world needs

boys needs ready world

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is a giant incest baby.

baby giant

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- Oorah! Here they come! - Nice!

↓

Do not let a single sperm get through to that egg!

single sperm

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[ Gunfire ]

gunfire

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Um, should we be concerned about that scary bomb-laden one?

bomb concerned laden scary

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Honey, let the men handle this.

handle honey

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I think we know a thing or two about --

↓

Ugh! Ready for all the responsibility

ready responsibility

↓

with none of the credit?

credit

↓

Let's Nancy Reagan this bitch.

bitch nancy reagan

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Ah!

↓

[ Grunting ]

grunting

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Dammit! We can't stop them.

dammit

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We don't have the manpower!

↓

Rick: What about horsepower?

rick

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[ Whinnying ]

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Sweet Lady Liberty.

lady liberty sweet

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That sonofamare Rick has ended

ended rick

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our centuries-long war with the CHUDs.

centuries

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- We made peace with the CHUDs! - The CHUDs are our buds!

buds peace

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[ Sperm roaring ]

roaring sperm

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Rícko! The hoofless -- they need us!

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Let's do this. CHUDily dudily, ho, ho, ho!

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CHUDs: CHUDily dudily, ho, ho, ho!

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Mom, I promise to use condoms, even when it's butt stuff.

butt condoms promise stuff

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Okay, we have a lot to talk about tonight.

tonight

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Is this your heart?

heart

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It's a play on, "Is this your card?"

card

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You don't have a heart,

heart

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uh, but this is probably some kind of organelle,

↓

in charge of pumping endoplasmic reticulum

charge pumping

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throughout your membrane and therefore,

therefore throughout

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relative to you, functions as a heart.

functions heart relative

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So, I ask you again, is this your heart?

heart

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[ Gasps ] Morty, look!

gasps morty

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I won't just be thrown away, Rick!

rick thrown

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The egg is mine!

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Sticky! It's all you, bud!

sticky

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Noooo!

noooo

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[ Crowd cheering ] Sticky!

cheering crowd crowd-cheering sticky

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[ All gasping ] Fuck!

fuck gasping

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We got a heartbeat. Screw that!

heartbeat screw

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That's a human life, and this is an election cycle.

cycle election human life

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You have to do something! Nope.

nope

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[ Beeping, rumbling ]

beeping rumbling

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It's space's problem now.

problem spaces

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Oh, this sucks.

sucks

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You're "Sports Illustrated"'s Kathy Ireland.

ireland kathy sports

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You were with my husband, Blazen, when he died.

died husband

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Please tell me... was he wearing my thong?

thong wearing

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He probably told you not to tell me.

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He was ashamed of it, but he didn't need to be.

ashamed

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I hope he was wearing it.

hope wearing

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Always be honest.

honest

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Sometimes it will hurt people.

hurt sometimes

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Sometimes it will help. But always be honest.

honest sometimes

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Huh. Yeah, yeah, he -- he was wearing it.

wearing

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Ew! That gross animal pig!

animal gross

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So, trying to boil this all down,

boil

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I-I want to say it's import--

import

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Shut up, Morty, I got my own epilogue.

morty

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Oh, Rícko, I love you.

love

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[ Burps ] Prove it.

burps prove

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[ Smacking and heavy breathing ]

breathing heavy smacking

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Oh, I love kissing those big ol' horse teeth.

horse kissing love teeth

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It's like lickin' tile.

tile

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Oh! I swear...

swear

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it's time someone made an honest man out of me.

honest

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Whatever you need, the whole nine yards,

nine nine-yards whole whole-nine whole-nine-yards yards

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you got it. [ Whinnies ]

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The thing is, Rícko... it's time.

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Oh, shit, oh, shit. It's time!

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Oh, my God, it's wonderful.

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Houston, permission to open the starboard panel.

houston open panel permission

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Houston: Permission granted.

granted houston permission

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Firing breach now.

breach firing

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Explorer, our readouts show a pressure spike.

pressure spike

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Everything alright?

alright

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Honestly, sometimes staring back at Earth

earth sometimes staring

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makes me think about the people I left behind --

behind left left-behind makes

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my wife, the son she had to anchor me there.

anchor wife

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I tried to be a parent, I really did,

parent tried

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but I've come to find I'm only suited to be a spaceman.

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The nicest part of being up here

nicest part

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is there are no reminders of the guilt

guilt

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I sometimes feel about abandoning my family.

abandoning family sometimes

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[ Indistinct babbling ]

babbling indistinct

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Sorry, Houston, I thought I heard something.

heard houston

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Negative on our end.

negative

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No, wait, there's something big

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Explorer, what is it? What the hell do you see?!

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My conscience.

conscience

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Explorer! Explorer! Aaah!

aaah

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Are you there? Aaaaaah!

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Geez. Not gonna miss that guy. Aaaaah!

aaaaah geez miss

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Right? So dramatic.

dramatic

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Man: Did you get any of that?