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Rick and Morty

Season 5, Episode 3 — A Rickconvenient Mort

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: A Rickconvenient Mort

Air date: July 04, 2021

Director: Juan Meza-Leon

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Morty falls in love with an ecological heroine named Planetina, and quickly has trouble with the people that created her. Rick and Summer visit planets that are about to stop existing to have crazy parties and forget their problems.

Source: TMDB

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Ahh, I love that new T-shirt smell. Chicks are gonna be up all up in our biz

chicks love shirt smell

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when they see us wearing these Rick and Morty custom tees.

custom morty rick wearing

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I bet we could sell these.

sell

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Hells yeah. I fuckin' love merch!

fuckin hells love merch

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[ Thunder crashes ] Aah!

crashes thunder

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The rain! It -- It burns! Oh, shit.

burns rain

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Quick, Morty, protect the shirts!

morty protect quick shirts

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The door! Open the door!

door open

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Rick! Is it --

rick

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Morty, will ya stop tryna--

morty

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[ Lock clicks ] Okay, there, it's open.

clicks lock lock-clicks open

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Jesus. My skin is on fire.

fire jesus skin

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W-Why is the rain doing that?

rain

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[ Laughing evilly ] My acid rain will destroy

acid destroy laughing rain

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all things green and natural or my name isn't Diesel Weasel.

green name natural weasel

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[ Laughs evilly ]

laughs

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[ People screaming ]

screaming

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Huh. Well, that guy's easy to please.

easy

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Your acid rain is an acid pain...

acid pain rain

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in the butt, Diesel Weasel!

butt weasel

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Yikes. Wow.

yikes

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Who's the chick in need of a dialogue pass?

chick dialogue pass

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First order of business is to clean up this acid rain

acid business clean order rain

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with a little wind!

wind

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Yoww!

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Ow! Ow, my leg!

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Wow.

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And now an elemental punch that's too hot to handle!

handle punch

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Wa-kah!

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Oh, wow.

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Curse you, Planetina!

curse

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I'll get you next slime!

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[ Laughs evilly ]

laughs

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There's only one solution for Earth's pollution -- you!

earths solution

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[ Ting! ]

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Wow. Morty, if you say "wow"

morty

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one more time, I swear to fucking God...

fucking swear

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Are you crazy, Rick? She's right there!

crazy rick

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Yeah, get that aluminum, Morty. It's 8% of the Earth.

aluminum earth morty

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We'll need every atom.

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Thanks! Every litter-bit helps!

helps litter thanks

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[ Gasps ] Your problem!

gasps problem

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Excuse me? S-Sorry.

excuse

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I-I-I wanted to say, "N-No problem, you're welcome,"

problem wanted welcome

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a-a-and it came out "your problem."

problem

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[ Chuckles ] I-I'm an idiot. Sorry.

chuckles idiot

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You're not an idiot. You recycled.

idiot

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I-I'm Morty. Nice to meet you, Morty.

meet morty

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I'm Planetina, and I hope you have a wonderful day.

hope

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[ Horn honks ] Rick: Hey!

honks horn horn-honks rick

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The fuck we doin' here?

doin fuck

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Uhh, y-y-you like soft serve?

serve soft

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There's a shop around the bend.

bend shop

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Oh, I don't eat ice cream.

cream

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Veal is a product of the dairy industry.

dairy industry product veal

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Oh, that's not good.

↓

No, it is not. [ Horn honks ]

honks horn horn-honks

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Oh, my God! Come on! Let's go!

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I know a place that serves cruelty-free doughnuts.

cruelty doughnuts free place serves

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If you'd like, I could fly you and your friend there

friend

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easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.

easy lemon peasy

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Okay, I-I-I'll ask him.

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He -- He said he can't come. Let's go!

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What the fuck was that shit?

fuck

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Planetina: The Earth is in danger!

danger earth

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Pollution and waste are ruining our planet.

planet ruining waste

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Mother Nature has enlisted the help of four young adults

adults four mother mother-nature nature young

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from each major ethnicity -- and when things look bad,

ethnicity major

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and I mean really bad -- they combine the powers

combine powers

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of their elemental rings to create me!

create rings

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Planetina, conservationist super person!

person super

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There's only one solution...

solution

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for Earth's pollution -- you!

earths

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P-Pretty cool, huh?

cool

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I-I can't believe I actually hung out with Planetina.

believe hung

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that stupid asshole that dumped you?

asshole dumped stupid

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[ Plates clatter ] Hey, my egg plate!

clatter plate plates

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Morglutz, Slartivart, and Ferkus 9 --

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three planets are all ending in a delayed succession

ending planets three

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of cataclysmic events.

events

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A jam like this comes around only once in a lifetime.

comes lifetime

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Morglutz's sun is going supernova,

↓

Slartivart is falling into a black hole,

black falling hole

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and Ferkus 9 is getting "Deep Impact"-ed

deep impact

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by an asteroid.

asteroid

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They're all having a major, final blow out --

blow final having major

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and I'm gonna drug it up and suck it up before each one

drug suck

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goes ka-blamo, and I'm taking

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And also herpes.

herpes

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Um... Oh, my God,

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thank you, Grandpa Rick!

grandpa rick

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I'm gonna go pack my rollie.

pack

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I want to see a girl I like.

girl

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If you don't want to help me,

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I'll find my own goddamn way to the wildfire.

goddamn

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[ Door slams ]

door door-slams slams

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[ Door slamming ]

door slamming

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I'll get the wine. Thank you.

wine

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Morty: Come here, little buddy.

buddy morty

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Come on, come on, come on, I gotcha.

gotcha

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Oh, them! No, I-I know about them.

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I-I like them.

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Oh, good. Well, here they are now.

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Hey, buddy, you want an autograph?

autograph buddy

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That's 20 bucks a pop.

bucks

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No, Eddie, he's my friend.

eddie friend

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Morty, these are my kids, The Tina-Teers.

kids morty tina

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Oh, hey.

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Tina, girl, have you gained weight?

gained girl tina weight

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Uh, well, I had a plant-based doughnut yesterday.

based doughnut plant yesterday

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Just a half.

half

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Sugar is worst thing for figure, darling.

darling figure sugar worst

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You want to be ugly?

ugly

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Heh, I-I thought they'd be younger.

theyd younger

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They've been manifesting me since the mid-'90s.

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A lot has changed since then.

changed

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This is freaking you out, huh?

freaking

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It is a lot to take in.

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I understand.

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Well, I guess I'd better go.

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See you around.

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Hi-de-ho, TV 58!

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Planetina, you single-handily saved

saved single

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a National Forest with ease.

ease forest national

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[ '80s pop music plays ]

music music-plays plays

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Fuck love.

fuck love

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All right, time to set the rules.

rules

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Lay it on me. No whining.

whining

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Done. No crying.

crying

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As if.

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And absolutely, positively no getting attached.

absolutely attached positively

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We're here to smash max ass -- quantity over quality.

quality smash

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Deal? Deal!

deal

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I'm gonna eat so much ass, you're gonna shit.

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Check this out. This is gonna be me at the party --

check party

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b-b-laaaah!

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B-b-blaaaah! Oh, is that another ass?

another

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Don't mind if I-- b-b-blaaaah!

mind

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Ho-ho! This'll be me across the room -- "Excuse me, miss.

excuse miss room thisll

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It appears that you have an uneaten ass.

appears

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Allow me -- lalalalalaaah!

allow

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Lalalalalaaah! B-b-blaaaah!

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Whoo! Fucking super nova party!

fucking nova party super whoo

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Love is a lie! Hack the planet!

hack love planet

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The world's ending, and for some reason,

ending reason worlds

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I want to die with you more than anyone else.

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[ Giggles ] Wow!

giggles

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Yo, Rick, don't look now,

rick

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but someone's giving you the big eye.

giving someones

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[ Vomiting ]

vomiting

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'Scuse me. I got to see a man about

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a horse I'd rather have sex with.

horse

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Aah!

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Hello. I'm Rick.

rick

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Hey. So, the world's ending, and for some reason,

ending reason worlds

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I want to die with you more than anyone else.

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Hello.

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Summer: Have fun, Grandpa Rick!

fun grandpa rick summer

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No commitments!

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♪ I flew to you on an airplane ♪

airplane flew

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[ Keys tapping ]

keys tapping

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♪ I was afraid that you gave me strength ♪

afraid strength

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♪ Forever, birds were soul twin loves ♪

birds forever loves soul twin

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♪ Baby, come back to me ♪

baby

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♪ Baby, come back like it was ♪

baby

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Surprise!

surprise

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What are you doing here?

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Mmm!

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I told my kids I went out to recycle batteries.

batteries kids recycle

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All kidding aside, everyone should discard

aside kidding

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used batteries at proper disposal centers

batteries centers disposal proper used

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instead of tossing them into a regular waste bin.

regular tossing waste

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Thanks for the tip.

thanks

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♪ Flowers never last forever ♪

flowers forever

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♪ But we can make it past forever ♪

forever past

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[ Dolphins squeaks ]

dolphins squeaks

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♪ Baby, come home to me ♪

baby home

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♪ Baby, you're home with me ♪

baby home

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[ Cheering ]

cheering

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Solus is collapsing in five zip-zops.

collapsing five

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If we time it right,

↓

we can skeet together as the sun explodes.

explodes

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Sounds ah-mazing.

sounds

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Say, I think I left my purse back at the bar.

left purse

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Can both of you go get it for me?

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Anything for you, Mrs. Obama.

obama

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Time to ghost, Grandpa Rick.

ghost grandpa rick

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Rick: Righty-right. Meet me at the car.

meet rick righty

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One of these has to be hers. Where'd she go?

whered

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I guess we'll have to start without her.

start

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Oh, her loss.

loss

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B-b-blaaaaaaaaah!

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Whoo! Planet number two, let's do it!

number planet whoo

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Sorry, I took so long. I had to ditch some clingers.

ditch

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[ Slurring ] Let's do it. Up the butt, y'all.

butt slurring yall

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Geez, you okay to drive?

drive geez

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Shiii!

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'Course, I-I-I'm mable.

course

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Bu[burps]ckle up.

burps

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[ Crashing ]

crashing

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Yeah!

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Whoo! The best week of my life!

best life week whoo

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Daphne: Hello.

daphne

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What was that? Nothin'.

nothin

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Who wants to see the most radadelic

wants

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lady-version of a super hero?

hero lady super version

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[ Cheering ]

cheering

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Fire! Water!

fire water

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Air! And Dirt!

dirt

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[ Crowd gasps ]

crowd crowd-gasps gasps

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Oh, no, the convention. Morty, wake up!

convention morty wake

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We overslept. What's happening?

overslept

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Hey, there's a little boy on her!

↓

Oh, d-d-drop the curtain!

curtain drop

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There is no curtain!

curtain

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Idiots, zap her away!

idiots

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No, no, no. Wait, I-I --

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Whoa! Security!

security whoa

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What did you do? B-Bring her back!

bring

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No! Let me go! Sorry, folks.

folks

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Planetina will be back in a moment.

moment

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Until then, who wants a limited edition Funko for only $50?

limited wants

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[ Cheers and applause ]

applause cheers

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This is very bad.

↓

We are about to close deal.

close deal

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We cannot afford controversy.

afford cannot

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Don't you worry.

worry

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I know how ta deal with this Morty kid.

deal morty

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[ Cheering ]

cheering

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Hey, a bunch of us are going over to Hibler's place

bunch place

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to shoot ourselves.

shoot

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Y-You want to come with?

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Sorry, but no man's tying down Sum-Sum tonight.

mans tonight tying

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Hit the dicks.

dicks

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Your loss, honey.

honey loss

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You could have had allllllll this.

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[ Sobs ]

sobs

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Hey, check it out! There's old people dancing!

check dancing

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[ Dance music plays ]

dance dance-music music music-plays plays

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Damn, girl. Your moves is tight.

girl moves tight

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Hello. Summer: Rick!

rick summer

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What the WTF is that Morglutzian doing here?

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Morglutzian? She's -- She's not Morglutzian.

↓

She's the only blue person here without three eyes!

blue eyes person three

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Okay, fine. B-Busted. Thi-Thi-This is, uh, Daphne.

busted daphne

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Daphne, this is Summer, my granddaughter.

daphne summer

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Granddaughter? Hello.

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Daphne heard about our little party crawl,

crawl daphne heard party

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and I told her she could come with.

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I-I-In the trunk.

trunk

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What in the actual fuck, Rick?

actual fuck rick

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We said no commitments!

↓

This was to be our Apocalypse Party-crawl!

apocalypse crawl party

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You broke the rules!

broke rules

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Squares follow rules, Summer. Daphne's down to freak.

follow freak rules squares summer

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She's up for any [burps] sick, nasty thing I want to do.

burps nasty sick

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Hello. Oh, yeah, baby.

baby

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[ Both moaning ]

moaning

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All right, fellas, take five.

fellas five

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He ain't gonna give me any trouble.

aint trouble

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[ Lock clicks ] Morty: Where's Planetina?

clicks lock lock-clicks morty

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Don't you worry about her. I want to see her!

worry

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Planetina's got a lot of responsibilities.

responsibilities

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People depend on her.

depend

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And you, my friend,

friend

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are a distraction we can't afford right now.

afford distraction

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She's just a product to you, isn't she?

product

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Something to make money off of.

money

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W-Well, Planetina's more than that.

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She's a brilliant, living thing, and I love her.

brilliant living love

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Oh, you love her? Well, guess what.

love

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We own her.

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But not for long, of course.

course

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We're gonna sell her to some Arab overseas.

overseas sell

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Fire.

fire

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As for you, maybe she won't

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love you so much if you ain't so pretty no more.

aint love

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Stop! Yah!

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Ow!

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Y-You want to fuck with me? Do you?

fuck

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Stupid fuckin' shit hole!

fuckin hole stupid

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Aaaaaah!

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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Guard: Boss, what's happening? Let us in!

boss guard

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Aah!

↓

[ Spits ] Fire!

fire spits

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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Fire!

fire

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Can we conclude our business? I'm eager to celebrate my purchase of

business celebrate eager purchase

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Planetina over dinner, and these infant seals

dinner infant seals

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aren't getting any younger.

younger

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Momentarily, comrade.

momentarily

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Soon, our partner will return.

partner return

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Ugh! What is taking Eddie so long?

eddie

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His phone keep going to voicemail.

phone voicemail

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Eddie: ♪ Start leaving a message ♪

eddie leaving message start

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♪ I can't make it to the phone ♪

phone

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Just kidding. It's Eddie. Go fuck yourself.

eddie fuck kidding

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[ Voicemail beeps ]

beeps voicemail

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Which one of you ordered a pizza?

ordered pizza

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No one order pizza. What is this?

order pizza

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Well, I got a cheesy Italian, extra crispy just for you.

cheesy crispy extra italian

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I know those cheek bones like they're me own!

bones cheek

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It's Eddie!

eddie

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Fucking Mother! Kill him!

fucking kill mother

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Stone! Stone! Fire!

fire stone

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Aah!

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Airs!

airs

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[ Air whooshing ]

whooshing

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Cold Water! Cold Water!

cold water

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Dirt!

dirt

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Fire!

fire

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Wa--

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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Airs.

airs

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Now we can be together, Planetina.

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I am an individual character.

character individual

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I represent no group.

group represent

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Fire! Aaah!

aaah fire

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Water! Dirt! Airs!

airs dirt water

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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Aah!

↓

Not good!

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[ Baby seals growling, barking ]

baby barking growling seals

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Blib...

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Naga...

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Threve...

↓

Verillex...Gam!

↓

Happy Apocalypse!

apocalypse happy

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- Oh, my gaaah! - This is awful!

awful

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Why were we cheering?!

cheering

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[ Rumbling ]

rumbling

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Hello. Got any agua around here?

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Mama's got to hydrate.

mamas

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Glove box.

glove

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Oh, yeah.

↓

Rick is the coolest guy ever.

coolest rick

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We're total soul mates.

mates soul total

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He's gonna show me the wonders of the universe.

universe wonders

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Ha! Once we get to the next planet,

planet

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Grandpa Rick is gonna ditch you, like, so fast.

ditch fast grandpa rick

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Oh, is that so?

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Uh-huh, nobody is tying that guy down -- ever.

nobody tying

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The only chick seeing the universe with Rick is me.

chick rick seeing universe

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Not if I keep Rick's mouth full of these.

full mouth mouth-full

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Oh, my -- Oh, my God.

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Oh, yeah. That's right, girlfriend.

girlfriend

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This is what you're up against.

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Wars were fought over these.

fought wars

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They've ruined kings, inspired presidents.

inspired kings presidents ruined

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A hundred songs and nine national anthems

hundred national nine songs

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have been written about them.

written

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Best set of elbow-titties on Morglutz.

best elbow titties

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And now, thanks to Rick, the best in the galaxy.

best galaxy rick thanks

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You want me to put them away?

↓

Please. Sure.

↓

But only because you're Rick's granddaughter.

↓

Daph? Daphne? Where are ya, baby?

baby daphne

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Papa needs some more elbow grease.

elbow grease needs papa

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Comin'! Ya might want to keep your eyes on the road.

comin eyes might road

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It's about to get sloppy.

sloppy

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Hello! Hello.

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Ugh! [ Loud moaning, bed creaking ]

creaking loud moaning

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Then I put my sunglasses on and walked out

sunglasses walked

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like nothing happened.

happened

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I'm finally free.

finally free

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All because of Morty.

morty

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What a romantic story about our son killing

killing romantic story

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a room full of people.

full room room-full

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Your turn.

↓

Uh, seven.

seven

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!

five four seven three

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Oyyy, don't punch my lunch!

lunch punch

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A-ha! Eat it!

↓

I'm out of food cards.

cards food

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How 'bout I loan you two quiche at 10%?

bout loan

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That's so generous.

generous

↓

My turn!

↓

Double sixes, baby!

baby double

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One, two, three... So, what's next for Planetina?

three

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Well, now that I'm not distracted by book signings

book distracted

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and publicity stunts, Morty and I can concentrate on

concentrate morty publicity stunts

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more important things.

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Like school.

school

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Like moving in.

moving

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Planetina doesn't have a place to stay now,

place

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so I said she could live with us.

live

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Holy shit. Morty, no. I'm so full!

full holy morty

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What do you mean, no? Whoo!

whoo

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Don't punch my lunch. [ Laughs ]

laughs lunch punch

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I wouldn't be a burden, Mrs. Smith.

burden smith

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I only want to spend as much time

spend

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as possible with your son.

possible

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My son is 14, miss.

miss

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I'm sorry, Morty. You're way too young.

morty young

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But y-y-y-you were a teenager when Dad got you pregnant.

pregnant teenager

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I was 17!

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That's at least 26 in boy years.

least years

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I'm sure Planetina is very nice, but when you're a teenager,

teenager

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love is fleeting, at best.

best love

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You underestimate Morty. He is a very mature young man.

mature morty underestimate young

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See, Mom? I told you!

↓

This is not happening. End of discussion.

discussion

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Planetina, I think you should leave, please.

↓

Okay, Mrs. Smith.

smith

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Oh, no! [ Belches ]

belches

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Mom, I hate you!

hate

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You suck! Hey, now, it's only a game.

game suck

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Shut up!

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Okay. My whole life,

life whole whole-life

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I've never fit in anywhere.

↓

Everything I have to say is always met with

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an eye roll as if the act of hearing

hearing roll

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what I have to say is some exhausting chore.

chore exhausting

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Nobody in this family thinks I can say or do anything right!

family nobody thinks

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I've been all over the universe, met hundreds of people,

hundreds universe

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and Planetina's the only one I've ever met that makes me feel

makes

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like I belong, and you just kicked her out of our house!

belong house kicked

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Morty, please --

morty

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I will never forgive you for this!

forgive

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♪ Get the sword and throw it far ♪

sword throw

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♪ Let it shine under the morning star ♪

morning shine star

↓

Morty! Morty, come back! [ Air whooshing ]

morty whooshing

↓

♪ Who are you? ♪

↓

♪ Who am I to you? ♪

↓

♪ I am the antichrist to you ♪

antichrist

↓

[ Lightning crackling ]

crackling lightning

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♪ Fallen from the sky with grace ♪

fallen grace

↓

♪ Into your arms race ♪

arms race

↓

Get out! All of you, get out of there!

↓

You're killing the planet!

killing planet

↓

Your people didn't get the votes.

votes

↓

Leave, or I'll have you arrested.

arrested

↓

It's you people who should be arrested.

arrested

↓

Gutting the land, poisoning the air your children breathe?!

breathe children land poisoning

↓

Can't you see what you're doing?!

↓

Easy for you to say! You can live how you want!

easy live

↓

We need the jobs. Let's go, boys.

boys jobs

↓

She can't stop us.

↓

W-We'll get them next time.

↓

There's no time left!

left

↓

Can't you hear the Earth screaming?

earth screaming

↓

You filthy murderers!

filthy murderers

↓

Planetina, stop it!

↓

There's only one solution for Earth's pollution!

earths solution

↓

[ Screaming ]

screaming

↓

Oh, my God, no.

↓

♪ Who am I to you? ♪

↓

♪ I am the antichrist to you ♪

antichrist

↓

No!

↓

I can't believe I'm banging my co-workers.

banging believe workers

↓

And I'm the boss!

boss

↓

This gay sex with my Dad is terrific!

terrific

↓

What was I thinking?

thinking

↓

It'll all be over soon!

itll

↓

Last chance to pee on me! Anyone?!

chance

↓

Okay, Grandpa, the meteor's almost here.

grandpa

↓

We can go now. Ah, nah, we still got time.

↓

Well, then stop being in love and start having fun.

fun having love start

↓

Ah, love's pretty fun, Summer. Just give it a chance.

chance fun loves summer

↓

It's not even real love!

love real

↓

Daphne's just with you so she can keep surviving!

surviving

↓

Ah, the young -- so naive.

naive young

↓

[ Footsteps squishing ]

footsteps

↓

[ Squishing ]

↓

[ Groans ]

groans

↓

Eww, gross.

gross

↓

[ Engine starts ]

engine engine-starts starts

↓

[ Windshield squeaking ]

squeaking windshield

↓

[ Explosion ]

explosion

↓

Congratulations, Ferkisians!

congratulations

↓

Your apocalypse is aborted.

apocalypse

↓

And, Grandpa, you and I can go home.

grandpa home

↓

Daphne, you may come with.

daphne

↓

If you want to and don't have to.

↓

I don't know what you're getting at, Summer.

summer

↓

Obviously, Daphne wants to --

daphne obviously wants

↓

Aw, you cold bitch. Hello?

bitch cold

↓

Goodbye.

goodbye

↓

Hey, she's the one that saved the world!

saved world

↓

Now we got to go to work tomorrow!

tomorrow

↓

[ All booing ]

booing

↓

You fucker!

fucker

↓

Sorry I messed things up with Daphne.

daphne messed

↓

Just shut up. I get it.

↓

Really? You're not mad? I'm furious.

furious

↓

But I have to admit, it was pretty Rick of you

admit rick

↓

to avert an apocalypse in a tantrum of cynicism

apocalypse tantrum

↓

just to destroy one dumb relationship.

destroy dumb relationship

↓

Still, sorry.

↓

Eh, I would've done the same for you.

wouldve

↓

Promise?

promise

↓

Love you, Grandpa Rick.

grandpa love rick

↓

Don't make it weird.

weird

↓

[ Phone chimes ]

chimes phone phone-chimes

↓

[ Keys tapping ]

keys tapping

↓

[ Phone chimes ]

chimes phone phone-chimes

↓

Please go. I-I-I can't see you anymore.

anymore

↓

Don't you even want to try to make it work?

↓

We were so close.

close

↓

You murdered 300 people.

murdered

↓

And you murdered my kids.

kids murdered

↓

They were gonna sell you away forever.

forever sell

↓

Eddie was trying to kill me!

eddie kill

↓

Th-Those miners were innocent.

innocent

↓

Those innocent miners voted men into power to protect

innocent power protect voted

↓

their precious jobs so they can buy more

jobs precious

↓

plastic garbage and eat the corpses of tortured animals.

animals corpses garbage plastic tortured

↓

The system is broken, Morty.

broken morty system

↓

This is the only way I can save Earth,

earth save

↓

the only way I can save you.

save

↓

If that's the only way, I-I don't want to be saved.

saved

↓

Please, go.

↓

But...I love you.

love

↓

I-I-I can't -- I-I can't love you.

love

↓

I-I just can't.

↓

Please understand.

↓

No. [ Sniffles ]

sniffles

↓

I'll go, but don't you dare ask me to understand.

dare

↓

Planetina, I-I'm so sorry.

↓

Fuck you.

fuck

↓

Morty? Are you all right?

morty

↓

She's gone, Mom! She's gone!

gone

↓

[ Sobs ] I loved her so much!

loved sobs

↓

I know you did, honey.

honey

↓

[ Crying ] Shh, Mommy's here.

crying mommys

↓

♪ Let it shine under the morning star ♪

morning shine star