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Rick and Morty

Season 5, Episode 3 — A Rickconvenient Mort

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: A Rickconvenient Mort

Air date: July 04, 2021

Director: Juan Jose Meza-Leon

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Reduce, reuse, broh. Might be too late.

Source: TMDB

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Ahh, I love that new T-shirt smell. Chicks are gonna be up all up in our biz

chicks love shirt smell

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when they see us wearing these Rick and Morty custom tees.

custom morty rick wearing

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I bet we could sell these.

sell

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Hells yeah. I fuckin' love merch!

fuckin hells love merch

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[ Thunder crashes ] Aah!

crashes thunder

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The rain! It -- It burns! Oh, shit.

burns rain

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Quick, Morty, protect the shirts!

morty protect quick shirts

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The door! Open the door!

door open

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Rick! Is it --

rick

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Morty, will ya stop tryna--

morty

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[ Lock clicks ] Okay, there, it's open.

clicks lock lock-clicks open

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Jesus. My skin is on fire.

fire jesus skin

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W-Why is the rain doing that?

rain

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[ Laughing evilly ] My acid rain will destroy

acid destroy laughing rain

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all things green and natural or my name isn't Diesel Weasel.

green name natural weasel

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[ Laughs evilly ]

laughs

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[ People screaming ]

screaming

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Huh. Well, that guy's easy to please.

easy

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Your acid rain is an acid pain...

acid pain rain

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in the butt, Diesel Weasel!

butt weasel

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Yikes. Wow.

yikes

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Who's the chick in need of a dialogue pass?

chick dialogue pass

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First order of business is to clean up this acid rain

acid business clean order rain

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with a little wind!

wind

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Yoww!

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Ow! Ow, my leg!

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Wow.

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And now an elemental punch that's too hot to handle!

handle punch

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Wa-kah!

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Oh, wow.

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Curse you, Planetina!

curse

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I'll get you next slime!

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[ Laughs evilly ]

laughs

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There's only one solution for Earth's pollution -- you!

earths solution

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[ Ting! ]

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Wow. Morty, if you say "wow"

morty

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one more time, I swear to fucking God...

fucking swear

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Are you crazy, Rick? She's right there!

crazy rick

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Yeah, get that aluminum, Morty. It's 8% of the Earth.

aluminum earth morty

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We'll need every atom.

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Thanks! Every litter-bit helps!

helps litter thanks

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[ Gasps ] Your problem!

gasps problem

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Excuse me? S-Sorry.

excuse

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I-I-I wanted to say, "N-No problem, you're welcome,"

problem wanted welcome

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a-a-and it came out "your problem."

problem

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[ Chuckles ] I-I'm an idiot. Sorry.

chuckles idiot

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You're not an idiot. You recycled.

idiot

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I-I'm Morty. Nice to meet you, Morty.

meet morty

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I'm Planetina, and I hope you have a wonderful day.

hope

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[ Horn honks ] Rick: Hey!

honks horn horn-honks rick

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The fuck we doin' here?

doin fuck

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Uhh, y-y-you like soft serve?

serve soft

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There's a shop around the bend.

bend shop

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Oh, I don't eat ice cream.

cream

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Veal is a product of the dairy industry.

dairy industry product veal

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Oh, that's not good.

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No, it is not. [ Horn honks ]

honks horn horn-honks

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Oh, my God! Come on! Let's go!

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I know a place that serves cruelty-free doughnuts.

cruelty doughnuts free place serves

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If you'd like, I could fly you and your friend there

friend

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easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.

easy lemon peasy

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Okay, I-I-I'll ask him.

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He -- He said he can't come. Let's go!

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What the fuck was that shit?

fuck

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Planetina: The Earth is in danger!

danger earth

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Pollution and waste are ruining our planet.

planet ruining waste

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Mother Nature has enlisted the help of four young adults

adults four mother mother-nature nature young

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from each major ethnicity -- and when things look bad,

ethnicity major

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and I mean really bad -- they combine the powers

combine powers

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of their elemental rings to create me!

create rings

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Planetina, conservationist super person!

person super

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There's only one solution...

solution

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for Earth's pollution -- you!

earths

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P-Pretty cool, huh?

cool

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I-I can't believe I actually hung out with Planetina.

believe hung

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that stupid asshole that dumped you?

asshole dumped stupid

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[ Plates clatter ] Hey, my egg plate!

clatter plate plates

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Morglutz, Slartivart, and Ferkus 9 --

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three planets are all ending in a delayed succession

ending planets three

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of cataclysmic events.

events

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A jam like this comes around only once in a lifetime.

comes lifetime

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Morglutz's sun is going supernova,

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Slartivart is falling into a black hole,

black falling hole

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and Ferkus 9 is getting "Deep Impact"-ed

deep impact

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by an asteroid.

asteroid

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They're all having a major, final blow out --

blow final having major

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and I'm gonna drug it up and suck it up before each one

drug suck

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goes ka-blamo, and I'm taking

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And also herpes.

herpes

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Um... Oh, my God,

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thank you, Grandpa Rick!

grandpa rick

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I'm gonna go pack my rollie.

pack

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I want to see a girl I like.

girl

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If you don't want to help me,

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I'll find my own goddamn way to the wildfire.

goddamn

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[ Door slams ]

door door-slams slams

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[ Door slamming ]

door slamming

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I'll get the wine. Thank you.

wine

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Morty: Come here, little buddy.

buddy morty

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Come on, come on, come on, I gotcha.

gotcha

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Oh, them! No, I-I know about them.

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I-I like them.

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Oh, good. Well, here they are now.

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Hey, buddy, you want an autograph?

autograph buddy

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That's 20 bucks a pop.

bucks

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No, Eddie, he's my friend.

eddie friend

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Morty, these are my kids, The Tina-Teers.

kids morty tina

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Oh, hey.

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Tina, girl, have you gained weight?

gained girl tina weight

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Uh, well, I had a plant-based doughnut yesterday.

based doughnut plant yesterday

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Just a half.

half

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Sugar is worst thing for figure, darling.

darling figure sugar worst

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You want to be ugly?

ugly

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Heh, I-I thought they'd be younger.

theyd younger

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They've been manifesting me since the mid-'90s.

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A lot has changed since then.

changed

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This is freaking you out, huh?

freaking

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It is a lot to take in.

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I understand.

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Well, I guess I'd better go.

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See you around.

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Hi-de-ho, TV 58!

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Planetina, you single-handily saved

saved single

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a National Forest with ease.

ease forest national

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[ '80s pop music plays ]

music music-plays plays

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Fuck love.

fuck love

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All right, time to set the rules.

rules

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Lay it on me. No whining.

whining

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Done. No crying.

crying

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As if.

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And absolutely, positively no getting attached.

absolutely attached positively

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We're here to smash max ass -- quantity over quality.

quality smash

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Deal? Deal!

deal

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I'm gonna eat so much ass, you're gonna shit.

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Check this out. This is gonna be me at the party --

check party

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b-b-laaaah!

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B-b-blaaaah! Oh, is that another ass?

another

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Don't mind if I-- b-b-blaaaah!

mind

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Ho-ho! This'll be me across the room -- "Excuse me, miss.

excuse miss room thisll

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It appears that you have an uneaten ass.

appears

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Allow me -- lalalalalaaah!

allow

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Lalalalalaaah! B-b-blaaaah!

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Whoo! Fucking super nova party!

fucking nova party super whoo

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Love is a lie! Hack the planet!

hack love planet

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The world's ending, and for some reason,

ending reason worlds

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I want to die with you more than anyone else.

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[ Giggles ] Wow!

giggles

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Yo, Rick, don't look now,

rick

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but someone's giving you the big eye.

giving someones

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[ Vomiting ]

vomiting

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'Scuse me. I got to see a man about

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a horse I'd rather have sex with.

horse

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Aah!

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Hello. I'm Rick.

rick

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Hey. So, the world's ending, and for some reason,

ending reason worlds

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I want to die with you more than anyone else.

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Hello.

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Summer: Have fun, Grandpa Rick!

fun grandpa rick summer

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No commitments!

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♪ I flew to you on an airplane ♪

airplane flew

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[ Keys tapping ]

keys tapping

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♪ I was afraid that you gave me strength ♪

afraid strength

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♪ Forever, birds were soul twin loves ♪

birds forever loves soul twin

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♪ Baby, come back to me ♪

baby

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♪ Baby, come back like it was ♪

baby

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Surprise!

surprise

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What are you doing here?

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Mmm!

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I told my kids I went out to recycle batteries.

batteries kids recycle

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All kidding aside, everyone should discard

aside kidding

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used batteries at proper disposal centers

batteries centers disposal proper used

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instead of tossing them into a regular waste bin.

regular tossing waste

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Thanks for the tip.

thanks

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♪ Flowers never last forever ♪

flowers forever

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♪ But we can make it past forever ♪

forever past

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[ Dolphins squeaks ]

dolphins squeaks

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♪ Baby, come home to me ♪

baby home

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♪ Baby, you're home with me ♪

baby home

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[ Cheering ]

cheering

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Solus is collapsing in five zip-zops.

collapsing five

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If we time it right,

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we can skeet together as the sun explodes.

explodes

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Sounds ah-mazing.

sounds

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Say, I think I left my purse back at the bar.

left purse

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Can both of you go get it for me?

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Anything for you, Mrs. Obama.

obama

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Time to ghost, Grandpa Rick.

ghost grandpa rick

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Rick: Righty-right. Meet me at the car.

meet rick righty

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One of these has to be hers. Where'd she go?

whered

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I guess we'll have to start without her.

start

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Oh, her loss.

loss

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B-b-blaaaaaaaaah!

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Whoo! Planet number two, let's do it!

number planet whoo

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Sorry, I took so long. I had to ditch some clingers.

ditch

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[ Slurring ] Let's do it. Up the butt, y'all.

butt slurring yall

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Geez, you okay to drive?

drive geez

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Shiii!

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'Course, I-I-I'm mable.

course

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Bu[burps]ckle up.

burps

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[ Crashing ]

crashing

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Yeah!

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Whoo! The best week of my life!

best life week whoo

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Daphne: Hello.

daphne

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What was that? Nothin'.

nothin

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Who wants to see the most radadelic

wants

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lady-version of a super hero?

hero lady super version

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[ Cheering ]

cheering

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Fire! Water!

fire water

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Air! And Dirt!

dirt

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[ Crowd gasps ]

crowd crowd-gasps gasps

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Oh, no, the convention. Morty, wake up!

convention morty wake

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We overslept. What's happening?

overslept

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Hey, there's a little boy on her!

↓

Oh, d-d-drop the curtain!

curtain drop

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There is no curtain!

curtain

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Idiots, zap her away!

idiots

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No, no, no. Wait, I-I --

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Whoa! Security!

security whoa

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What did you do? B-Bring her back!

bring

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No! Let me go! Sorry, folks.

folks

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Planetina will be back in a moment.

moment

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Until then, who wants a limited edition Funko for only $50?

limited wants

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[ Cheers and applause ]

applause cheers

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This is very bad.

↓

We are about to close deal.

close deal

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We cannot afford controversy.

afford cannot

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Don't you worry.

worry

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I know how ta deal with this Morty kid.

deal morty

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[ Cheering ]

cheering

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Hey, a bunch of us are going over to Hibler's place

bunch place

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to shoot ourselves.

shoot

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Y-You want to come with?

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Sorry, but no man's tying down Sum-Sum tonight.

mans tonight tying

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Hit the dicks.

dicks

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Your loss, honey.

honey loss

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You could have had allllllll this.

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[ Sobs ]

sobs

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Hey, check it out! There's old people dancing!

check dancing

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[ Dance music plays ]

dance dance-music music music-plays plays

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Damn, girl. Your moves is tight.

girl moves tight

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Hello. Summer: Rick!

rick summer

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What the WTF is that Morglutzian doing here?

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Morglutzian? She's -- She's not Morglutzian.

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She's the only blue person here without three eyes!

blue eyes person three

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Okay, fine. B-Busted. Thi-Thi-This is, uh, Daphne.

busted daphne

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Daphne, this is Summer, my granddaughter.

daphne summer

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Granddaughter? Hello.

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Daphne heard about our little party crawl,

crawl daphne heard party

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and I told her she could come with.

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I-I-In the trunk.

trunk

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What in the actual fuck, Rick?

actual fuck rick

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We said no commitments!

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This was to be our Apocalypse Party-crawl!

apocalypse crawl party

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You broke the rules!

broke rules

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Squares follow rules, Summer. Daphne's down to freak.

follow freak rules squares summer

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She's up for any [burps] sick, nasty thing I want to do.

burps nasty sick

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Hello. Oh, yeah, baby.

baby

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[ Both moaning ]

moaning

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All right, fellas, take five.

fellas five

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He ain't gonna give me any trouble.

aint trouble

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[ Lock clicks ] Morty: Where's Planetina?

clicks lock lock-clicks morty

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Don't you worry about her. I want to see her!

worry

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Planetina's got a lot of responsibilities.

responsibilities

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People depend on her.

depend

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And you, my friend,

friend

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are a distraction we can't afford right now.

afford distraction

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She's just a product to you, isn't she?

product

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Something to make money off of.

money

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W-Well, Planetina's more than that.

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She's a brilliant, living thing, and I love her.

brilliant living love

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Oh, you love her? Well, guess what.

love

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We own her.

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But not for long, of course.

course

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We're gonna sell her to some Arab overseas.

overseas sell

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Fire.

fire

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As for you, maybe she won't

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love you so much if you ain't so pretty no more.

aint love

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Stop! Yah!

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Ow!

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Y-You want to fuck with me? Do you?

fuck

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Stupid fuckin' shit hole!

fuckin hole stupid

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Aaaaaah!

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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Guard: Boss, what's happening? Let us in!

boss guard

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Aah!

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[ Spits ] Fire!

fire spits

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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Fire!

fire

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Can we conclude our business? I'm eager to celebrate my purchase of

business celebrate eager purchase

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Planetina over dinner, and these infant seals

dinner infant seals

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aren't getting any younger.

younger

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Momentarily, comrade.

momentarily

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Soon, our partner will return.

partner return

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Ugh! What is taking Eddie so long?

eddie

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His phone keep going to voicemail.

phone voicemail

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Eddie: ♪ Start leaving a message ♪

eddie leaving message start

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♪ I can't make it to the phone ♪

phone

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Just kidding. It's Eddie. Go fuck yourself.

eddie fuck kidding

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[ Voicemail beeps ]

beeps voicemail

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Which one of you ordered a pizza?

ordered pizza

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No one order pizza. What is this?

order pizza

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Well, I got a cheesy Italian, extra crispy just for you.

cheesy crispy extra italian

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I know those cheek bones like they're me own!

bones cheek

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It's Eddie!

eddie

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Fucking Mother! Kill him!

fucking kill mother

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Stone! Stone! Fire!

fire stone

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Aah!

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Airs!

airs

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[ Air whooshing ]

whooshing

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Cold Water! Cold Water!

cold water

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Dirt!

dirt

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Fire!

fire

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Wa--

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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Airs.

airs

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Now we can be together, Planetina.

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I am an individual character.

character individual

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I represent no group.

group represent

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Fire! Aaah!

aaah fire

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Water! Dirt! Airs!

airs dirt water

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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Aah!

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Not good!

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[ Baby seals growling, barking ]

baby barking growling seals

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Blib...

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Naga...

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Threve...

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Verillex...Gam!

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Happy Apocalypse!

apocalypse happy

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- Oh, my gaaah! - This is awful!

awful

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Why were we cheering?!

cheering

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[ Rumbling ]

rumbling

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Hello. Got any agua around here?

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Mama's got to hydrate.

mamas

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Glove box.

glove

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Oh, yeah.

↓

Rick is the coolest guy ever.

coolest rick

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We're total soul mates.

mates soul total

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He's gonna show me the wonders of the universe.

universe wonders

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Ha! Once we get to the next planet,

planet

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Grandpa Rick is gonna ditch you, like, so fast.

ditch fast grandpa rick

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Oh, is that so?

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Uh-huh, nobody is tying that guy down -- ever.

nobody tying

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The only chick seeing the universe with Rick is me.

chick rick seeing universe

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Not if I keep Rick's mouth full of these.

full mouth mouth-full

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Oh, my -- Oh, my God.

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Oh, yeah. That's right, girlfriend.

girlfriend

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This is what you're up against.

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Wars were fought over these.

fought wars

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They've ruined kings, inspired presidents.

inspired kings presidents ruined

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A hundred songs and nine national anthems

hundred national nine songs

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have been written about them.

written

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Best set of elbow-titties on Morglutz.

best elbow titties

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And now, thanks to Rick, the best in the galaxy.

best galaxy rick thanks

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You want me to put them away?

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Please. Sure.

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But only because you're Rick's granddaughter.

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Daph? Daphne? Where are ya, baby?

baby daphne

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Papa needs some more elbow grease.

elbow grease needs papa

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Comin'! Ya might want to keep your eyes on the road.

comin eyes might road

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It's about to get sloppy.

sloppy

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Hello! Hello.

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Ugh! [ Loud moaning, bed creaking ]

creaking loud moaning

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Then I put my sunglasses on and walked out

sunglasses walked

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like nothing happened.

happened

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I'm finally free.

finally free

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All because of Morty.

morty

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What a romantic story about our son killing

killing romantic story

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a room full of people.

full room room-full

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Your turn.

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Uh, seven.

seven

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!

five four seven three

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Oyyy, don't punch my lunch!

lunch punch

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A-ha! Eat it!

↓

I'm out of food cards.

cards food

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How 'bout I loan you two quiche at 10%?

bout loan

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That's so generous.

generous

↓

My turn!

↓

Double sixes, baby!

baby double

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One, two, three... So, what's next for Planetina?

three

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Well, now that I'm not distracted by book signings

book distracted

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and publicity stunts, Morty and I can concentrate on

concentrate morty publicity stunts

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more important things.

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Like school.

school

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Like moving in.

moving

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Planetina doesn't have a place to stay now,

place

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so I said she could live with us.

live

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Holy shit. Morty, no. I'm so full!

full holy morty

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What do you mean, no? Whoo!

whoo

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Don't punch my lunch. [ Laughs ]

laughs lunch punch

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I wouldn't be a burden, Mrs. Smith.

burden smith

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I only want to spend as much time

spend

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as possible with your son.

possible

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My son is 14, miss.

miss

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I'm sorry, Morty. You're way too young.

morty young

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But y-y-y-you were a teenager when Dad got you pregnant.

pregnant teenager

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I was 17!

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That's at least 26 in boy years.

least years

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I'm sure Planetina is very nice, but when you're a teenager,

teenager

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love is fleeting, at best.

best love

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You underestimate Morty. He is a very mature young man.

mature morty underestimate young

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See, Mom? I told you!

↓

This is not happening. End of discussion.

discussion

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Planetina, I think you should leave, please.

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Okay, Mrs. Smith.

smith

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Oh, no! [ Belches ]

belches

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Mom, I hate you!

hate

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You suck! Hey, now, it's only a game.

game suck

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Shut up!

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Okay. My whole life,

life whole whole-life

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I've never fit in anywhere.

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Everything I have to say is always met with

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an eye roll as if the act of hearing

hearing roll

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what I have to say is some exhausting chore.

chore exhausting

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Nobody in this family thinks I can say or do anything right!

family nobody thinks

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I've been all over the universe, met hundreds of people,

hundreds universe

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and Planetina's the only one I've ever met that makes me feel

makes

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like I belong, and you just kicked her out of our house!

belong house kicked

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Morty, please --

morty

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I will never forgive you for this!

forgive

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♪ Get the sword and throw it far ♪

sword throw

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♪ Let it shine under the morning star ♪

morning shine star

↓

Morty! Morty, come back! [ Air whooshing ]

morty whooshing

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♪ Who are you? ♪

↓

♪ Who am I to you? ♪

↓

♪ I am the antichrist to you ♪

antichrist

↓

[ Lightning crackling ]

crackling lightning

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♪ Fallen from the sky with grace ♪

fallen grace

↓

♪ Into your arms race ♪

arms race

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Get out! All of you, get out of there!

↓

You're killing the planet!

killing planet

↓

Your people didn't get the votes.

votes

↓

Leave, or I'll have you arrested.

arrested

↓

It's you people who should be arrested.

arrested

↓

Gutting the land, poisoning the air your children breathe?!

breathe children land poisoning

↓

Can't you see what you're doing?!

↓

Easy for you to say! You can live how you want!

easy live

↓

We need the jobs. Let's go, boys.

boys jobs

↓

She can't stop us.

↓

W-We'll get them next time.

↓

There's no time left!

left

↓

Can't you hear the Earth screaming?

earth screaming

↓

You filthy murderers!

filthy murderers

↓

Planetina, stop it!

↓

There's only one solution for Earth's pollution!

earths solution

↓

[ Screaming ]

screaming

↓

Oh, my God, no.

↓

♪ Who am I to you? ♪

↓

♪ I am the antichrist to you ♪

antichrist

↓

No!

↓

I can't believe I'm banging my co-workers.

banging believe workers

↓

And I'm the boss!

boss

↓

This gay sex with my Dad is terrific!

terrific

↓

What was I thinking?

thinking

↓

It'll all be over soon!

itll

↓

Last chance to pee on me! Anyone?!

chance

↓

Okay, Grandpa, the meteor's almost here.

grandpa

↓

We can go now. Ah, nah, we still got time.

↓

Well, then stop being in love and start having fun.

fun having love start

↓

Ah, love's pretty fun, Summer. Just give it a chance.

chance fun loves summer

↓

It's not even real love!

love real

↓

Daphne's just with you so she can keep surviving!

surviving

↓

Ah, the young -- so naive.

naive young

↓

[ Footsteps squishing ]

footsteps

↓

[ Squishing ]

↓

[ Groans ]

groans

↓

Eww, gross.

gross

↓

[ Engine starts ]

engine engine-starts starts

↓

[ Windshield squeaking ]

squeaking windshield

↓

[ Explosion ]

explosion

↓

Congratulations, Ferkisians!

congratulations

↓

Your apocalypse is aborted.

apocalypse

↓

And, Grandpa, you and I can go home.

grandpa home

↓

Daphne, you may come with.

daphne

↓

If you want to and don't have to.

↓

I don't know what you're getting at, Summer.

summer

↓

Obviously, Daphne wants to --

daphne obviously wants

↓

Aw, you cold bitch. Hello?

bitch cold

↓

Goodbye.

goodbye

↓

Hey, she's the one that saved the world!

saved world

↓

Now we got to go to work tomorrow!

tomorrow

↓

[ All booing ]

booing

↓

You fucker!

fucker

↓

Sorry I messed things up with Daphne.

daphne messed

↓

Just shut up. I get it.

↓

Really? You're not mad? I'm furious.

furious

↓

But I have to admit, it was pretty Rick of you

admit rick

↓

to avert an apocalypse in a tantrum of cynicism

apocalypse tantrum

↓

just to destroy one dumb relationship.

destroy dumb relationship

↓

Still, sorry.

↓

Eh, I would've done the same for you.

wouldve

↓

Promise?

promise

↓

Love you, Grandpa Rick.

grandpa love rick

↓

Don't make it weird.

weird

↓

[ Phone chimes ]

chimes phone phone-chimes

↓

[ Keys tapping ]

keys tapping

↓

[ Phone chimes ]

chimes phone phone-chimes

↓

Please go. I-I-I can't see you anymore.

anymore

↓

Don't you even want to try to make it work?

↓

We were so close.

close

↓

You murdered 300 people.

murdered

↓

And you murdered my kids.

kids murdered

↓

They were gonna sell you away forever.

forever sell

↓

Eddie was trying to kill me!

eddie kill

↓

Th-Those miners were innocent.

innocent

↓

Those innocent miners voted men into power to protect

innocent power protect voted

↓

their precious jobs so they can buy more

jobs precious

↓

plastic garbage and eat the corpses of tortured animals.

animals corpses garbage plastic tortured

↓

The system is broken, Morty.

broken morty system

↓

This is the only way I can save Earth,

earth save

↓

the only way I can save you.

save

↓

If that's the only way, I-I don't want to be saved.

saved

↓

Please, go.

↓

But...I love you.

love

↓

I-I-I can't -- I-I can't love you.

love

↓

I-I just can't.

↓

Please understand.

↓

No. [ Sniffles ]

sniffles

↓

I'll go, but don't you dare ask me to understand.

dare

↓

Planetina, I-I'm so sorry.

↓

Fuck you.

fuck

↓

Morty? Are you all right?

morty

↓

She's gone, Mom! She's gone!

gone

↓

[ Sobs ] I loved her so much!

loved sobs

↓

I know you did, honey.

honey

↓

[ Crying ] Shh, Mommy's here.

crying mommys

↓

♪ Let it shine under the morning star ♪

morning shine star