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- You're gonna want blood, semen, hair, and saliva.
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- You're a semen demon. - What?!
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- That's my semen! - Nope!
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- Give me that semen. - No! No! Give it to me!
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but, rather, in the murderer's blood and semen.
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we'll need to collect a semen sample from each of you.
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His semen was recovered from crime scenes
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so I got this barrel of horse semen from your mom's hospital
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Make sure it's what?! Horse semen, obviously.
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Measure twice, cut once. Especially with semen.
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Morty, if I wanted to steal horse semen, I'd --
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I'm running an inhuman amount of power through this semen.
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Should be safe, though, since the semen itself is,
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vat of whale semen.
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A semen receptacle?
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Pillows will keep my vagina angled so the semen pools against my cervix.
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Pillows will keep my vagina angled so the semen pools against my cervix.
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Pillows will keep my vagina angled so the semen pools against my cervix.
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Pillows will keep my vagina angled so the semen pools against my cervix.
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even if he does eat his own semen."
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The cots, they got 31 flavours of semen on them. You'll love them.
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Only through bodily fluid. Blood, saliva... semen.
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Ugh, that thing is, like, glazed in dog semen.