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Rick and Morty

Season 2, Episode 2 — Mortynight Run

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Mortynight Run

Air date: August 02, 2015

Director: Dominic Polcino

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Rick teaches Morty to drive while leaving Jerry at a popular day care made just for him. Morty's conscience has him hunt down an assassin rather than spending the day at an alien arcade.

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(Rick) Learning to fly this thing, Morty

learning morty rick

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is gonna be really liberating.

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You know, yo-yo-you're gonna be free

free

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to go on all kinds of errands for me.

errands kinds

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- Cool. - See that planet right there?

cool planet

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Don't fly too close to that planet.

close planet

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(Rick) 'Someone will come out and try to wash your windshield.'

rick wash windshield

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[ringtone plays] Hold on.

plays

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[cellphone beeps]

beeps cellphone

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Yeah? Yeah, I have it.

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Where do you want to meet?

meet

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Alright, cool.

alright cool

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Alright, Morty, lesson's over.

alright lessons morty

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We got some business to attend to

attend business

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a few light minutes south of here.

light minutes south

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Oh, you still use south in space?

south space

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Whoa! Jesus, Jerry! What the hell are you doing here!?

jerry jesus whoa

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What are you talking about? We agreed a boy's father

agreed boys father

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should be present when he's learning to drive.

drive learning present

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I guess I remember that. Wow!

remember

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And you've just been back there this whole time? Amazing.

amazing whole

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Well, we don't have time to take him to Earth, Morty.

earth morty

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- We-head for 3-9-2-4-9-1-7. - Cool! He-he.

cool head

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Looks like I'm coming along for an adventure!

adventure along coming coming-along

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(Rick) 'Yep.'

rick

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[whirring]

whirring

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- This is where we're going? - Nope.

nope

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(Rick) This is.

rick

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You can park in a handicap spot, Morty.

handicap morty park spot

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Anything with less than eight limbs

eight less limbs

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is considered disabled here.

considered disabled

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[metal clank]

metal

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[door screeches]

door screeches

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[clinks on door]

clinks door

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[pleasant music]

music pleasant

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Well, look at this fella.

fella

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Aren't you handsome?

handsome

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[chukles] Thank you. I'm Jerry.

jerry

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Oh, I know you are.

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Did you come here in a spaceship?

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I'm traveling with my son and father-in-law.

father traveling

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W-wait, are they coming?

coming

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Oh, they'll be back soon.

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What?

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[eerie music]

eerie eerie-music music

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I don't know how this works! Help me!

works

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- What the hell! - I know, right?

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- Oh, what the hell! - I know, right?

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"Jerryboreel?" You created a day care for my dad?

care created

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Are you kidding? I wish I had this idea.

idea kidding wish

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Well, I did have this idea, but I wish I was the version of me

idea version wish

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that owned it. That guy's rich.

owned rich

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Don't forget to check the reason for your drop-off.

check drop forget reason

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(Rick) Trust me, Morty, I've heard stories from other Ricks.

heard morty rick stories trust

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Jerrys don't tend to last five minutes off of earth.

earth five five-minutes minutes tend

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This is a totally unregistered cross-temporal asteroid.

asteroid cross

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Here, they can romp and play with other Jerrys.

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He couldn't be safer. Hey, Morty, hang on to this.

hang morty safer

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That number's your dad. If you lose it

lose numbers

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we're not gonna be able to get him back.

able

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[theme music]

music theme theme-music

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[electricity crackles]

crackles electricity

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[whirs]

whirs

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[tense music]

music tense tense-music

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[metal screeches]

metal screeches

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[clanks]

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- Okay, wait here. - I want to come with.

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Don't come with. It's boring.

boring

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[burps] It's-it's business stuff.

burps business stuff

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What kind of business do you do in a garage?

business garage

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You know, this seems a little shady.

seems shady

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Right, yeah, like nothing shady ever happened

happened shady

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in a fully furnished office?

fully furnished office

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You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty?

morty street wall

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Y-y-you know what those guys do

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in-in-in their fancy boardrooms?

fancy

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They take their balls and they dip them in cocaine

balls cocaine

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and wipe them all over each other.

wipe

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You know, grandpa goes around

grandpa

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and he does his business in public

business public

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because grandpa isn't shady.

grandpa shady

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[knocking on glass] Aw, crap.

glass knocking

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- Hey, what's up? - Hey, Rick!

rick

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[laughs] Here you go, 3,000 flerbos.

laughs

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- Do you have the weapon? - C-can we please?

weapon

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This is my grandson, Morty.

grandson morty

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Oh, hi, Morty, I'm Krombopulos Michael.

michael morty

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I'm an assassin, I buy guns from your grandpa.

grandpa guns

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[groans] Here, go away.

groans

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Ooh! Yeah, this looks deadly. So, this shoots antimatter?

deadly shoots

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My target can't be killed with regular matter.

killed matter regular target

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Nice to meet you, Morty. Listen if you ever need

meet morty

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anybody murdered, please give me a call.

anybody murdered

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- I'm very discreet. - You're g-giving him a card?

card discreet giving

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(Krombopulos) 'I have no code of ethics'

code ethics

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'I will kill anyone, anywhere.'

kill

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Children, animals, old people.

animals children

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Doesn't matter, I just love killing.

killing love matter

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You sell weapons to killers for money?

killers money sell weapons

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[groans] You've got what the intergalactic call

groans

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a very planetary mind-set, Morty.

mind morty

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It's more complicated out here.

complicated

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These are flerbos.

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Do you understand what two humans

humans

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'can accomplish with 3,000 of these?'

accomplish

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Uh, what?

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An entire afternoon

afternoon entire

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at Blips and Chitz!

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Oh, this place is the best.

best place

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It's got beer, games, prizes

beer games prizes

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and you can never tell what time it is.

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You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?

games murderer sold video video-games

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Yeah sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around

spend words

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you can make anything sound bad, Morty.

morty sound

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[coin rattles] Here, check this out.

check coin

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[breathing heavily] Ah!

breathing breathing-heavily heavily

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Roy, what's wrong?

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I had a nightmare.

nightmare

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I was with an old man.

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He put a helmet on me.

helmet

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It's just a fever. Get some sleep.

fever sleep

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I don't want you missing school on Monday.

missing monday school

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[bell rings]

bell bell-rings rings

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(teacher) 'I want you kids to look around you today'

kids teacher today

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'and think about your future.'

future

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'Now is the time in your life when anything is possible.'

life possible

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(announcer) 'Spiraling perfectly it's gonna be caught by Roy Parsons!'

announcer caught perfectly

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'Roy Parsons is at the 20! Now he's at the 10!'

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'Nothing can stop Roy The Rocket!'

rocket

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[crowd cheering] 'Touchdown!'

cheering crowd crowd-cheering touchdown

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I just think it's time to get realistic.

realistic

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Have you talked to my father about the Carpet Store?

carpet father store talked

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(female #1) 'Roy?'

female

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[sighs]

sighs

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[cellphone rings]

cellphone rings

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Had we caught it sooner... well, hindsight is 20-20, Roy.

caught sooner

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What's important is that we move quickly.

quickly

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[monitor beeps]

beeps monitor

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I'm not ready to die.

ready

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You're not going to.

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[soft music]

music soft soft-music

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[wheel rustling]

wheel

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[applause and cheering]

applause cheering

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- Yeah! Whoo! - Yeah!

whoo

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[applause]

applause

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Hey, thanks for the carpet, Roy.

carpet thanks

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[pleasant music]

music pleasant

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(male j&1) 'Hey, Roy, you pulled those'

male pulled

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'Persian off-white shags'

white

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'for the clearance sale?'

clearance sale

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[footsteps]

footsteps

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Whoa. Shit!

whoa

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[bones crack] Shit! Oh!

bones crack

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[beeping]

beeping

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Whoa! What the hell! W-w-where am I!

whoa

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- What in the hell! - Fifty-five years.

fifty five five-years years

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Not bad, Morty.

morty

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You kind of wasted your 30s though

wasted

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with that whole bird-watching phase.

bird phase watching whole

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- W-where's my wife! - Morty!

morty wife

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You were just playing a game. It's called "Roy."

called game playing

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- Snap out of it, come on. - I'm Morty, you're Rick.

morty rick snap

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Hey! You sold a gun to a guy that kills people!

kills sold

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Look at this, you beat cancer, and then

beat cancer

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you went back to work at the carpet store? Boo!

carpet store

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D-don't dodge the issue, Rick! Selling a gun to a hit man

dodge issue rick selling

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is the same as pulling the trigger!

pulling trigger

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It's also the same as doing nothing.

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If Krombopulos Michael wants someone dead

dead michael wants

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(Rick) 'there's not a lot anyone can do to stop him.'

rick

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'That's why he does it for a living.'

living

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Now excuse me, it's time to thrash your "Roy" score.

excuse score

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You know, you could stop this killing from happening, Rick!

killing rick

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You know, y-you did a bad thing selling that gun

selling

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but you could undo it if you wanted.

undo wanted

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Uh-huh, yeah, that's the difference

difference

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between you and me, Morty.

morty

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I never go back to the carpet store.

carpet store

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Holy shit! This guy's taking Roy off the grid!

grid holy

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This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!

number security social

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[all gasp]

gasp

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[beeping]

beeping

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[all murmuring]

murmuring

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[clanks on keyboard]

keyboard

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Hi, I'm sorry, I think there was a misunderstanding.

misunderstanding

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I'm an adult and would like to go home, please.

adult home

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Well, of course, right through that tube.

course tube

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Unbelievable.

unbelievable

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[rustling]

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You're doing great.

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I know how to crawl in a tube.

crawl tube

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[groans] Come on.

groans

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Oh.

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This is harder than it looks.

harder

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Whoa!

whoa

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- Marco? - Polo!

marco

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[laughs]

laughs

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- Marco? - Come find me.

marco

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- Marco? - You guys are enjoying this?

enjoying marco

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Don't you feel a little patronized?

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How so?

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- Jerry! - Beth.

beth jerry

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Oh, come on, this is ridiculous.

ridiculous

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I love you, Jerry.

jerry love

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Aw, Beth.

beth

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Who wants to come watch "Midnight Run"

midnight wants watch

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with Director's commentary on?

directors

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- Yeah! - Definitely.

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First one there gets to adjust the picture setting!

adjust picture setting

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- Ooh! - Yes!

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The factory tint setting is always too high!

factory setting

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Out of my way.

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The tint setting is always too high.

setting

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[mid-tempo music]

music tempo

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[suspenseful music]

music suspenseful suspenseful-music

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[smacking lips] Oh, boy, here I go killing again.

killing lips smacking

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[whooshing]

whooshing

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[thud]

thud

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[metal clanks]

metal

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[groans]

groans

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[grunts]

grunts

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[music continues]

continues music music-continues

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[laser crackling]

crackling laser

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[grunts]

grunts

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[neck snaps]

neck snaps

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[soft thud]

soft thud

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[grunts]

grunts

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[music continues]

continues music music-continues

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[scanner chirping]

chirping scanner

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[grunts]

grunts

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[door screeches]

door screeches

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[warbling]

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[crashing]

crashing

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[air rustling]

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(computer voice) 'You have arrived'

arrived computer voice

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'at Krombopulos Michael.'

michael

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'Your destination is below.'

destination

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We're all out of off-white Persian.

white

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[soft rattles] Oh, man!

soft

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W-w-what have I done?!

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- Drop the gun. - You don't understand!

drop

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This guy was gonna kill someone!

kill

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I guess that makes two of us.

makes

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[grunts]

grunts

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[crackling]

crackling

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What are you doing, Morty?

morty

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This is a Galactic Federation outpost!

federation

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Look, I don't have time to tell you my entire backstory

backstory entire

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but grandpa and government don't get along.

along government grandpa

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He saved my life.

life saved

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- What? - Huh! Whoa!

whoa

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Are you Krombopulos Michael's target?

target

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W-w-what's your name?

name

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My kind has no use for names.

names

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I communicate through what you call "Jessica's Feet."

communicate feet

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- No, "Telepathy." - Oh, good job, Morty.

morty

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Y-y-you killed my best customer

best customer killed

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but you saved a mind-reading fart.

fart mind reading saved

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I like this name, Fart.

fart name

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Morty, would you kindly release me

kindly morty release

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by pulling that lever to the left of my cell?

cell left lever pulling

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I am in great pain.

pain

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(Rick) 'Morty, don't do it.'

morty rick

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'Morty.'

morty

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[clinks]

clinks

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'Morty, you idiot.'

idiot morty

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Oh, crap. Let's get you out of here!

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We can't get him out of here, he's gaseous.

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He's not gonna make it through a portal, Morty.

morty portal

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Well, then, I guess we're all getting in the car.

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- Right, uh...no! Just-- - Fart.

fart

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- J-just get in the car! - 'Morty, come on.'

morty

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I-I want to go back to Blips and Chitz.

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I don't want to deal with this.

deal

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Rick, you've been clear on the fact

clear fact rick

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that you don't want to help, so just go away.

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More are coming.

coming

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Screw this, I'm out.

screw

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[alarm blaring]

alarm alarm-blaring blaring

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[engine sputtering] Ooh!

engine

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[whizzing] Come on, come on!

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Get out of the vehicle made of garbage

garbage vehicle

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or we will open fire!

fire open

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[engine sputtering] No! No! No!

engine

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Open fire!

fire open

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[liquid splashing]

liquid splashing

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[grunts]

grunts

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[gurgling]

gurgling

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[whooshing]

whooshing

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[intense music]

intense intense-music music

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[gurgling]

gurgling

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Stupid-ass, fart-saving, carpet-store motherfucker.

carpet fart motherfucker saving store stupid

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Move!

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Wait, did you fuck with my seat settings?

fuck seat settings

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[motor whirring]

motor whirring

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More are coming.

coming

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[footsteps]

footsteps

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- Rick! - Yeah, yeah.

rick

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[rattling]

rattling

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[crashing]

crashing

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[engine whirring]

engine whirring

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[metal clinks]

clinks metal

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Your geldon convertor is pretty dinged up.

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That's because my grandson drives like a male Obravadian.

drives grandson male

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Yeah, I said it, some stereotypes are based in fact.

based fact stereotypes

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Actually, it's because of years of neglect.

neglect years

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You really need to respect your gears, Rick.

gears respect rick

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To you, they're just wheels with teeth

teeth wheels

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but in my culture, wars have been fought entire--

culture entire fought wars

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So I've heard, just fix it.

heard

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I don't think the Gromflamites can track us now

track

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but it looks like we're gonna be here for a while.

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Or, you know, if you still have that gun K. Michael dropped

dropped michael

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we could finish the job and go home.

finish home

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You do understand I'm telepathic, right?

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I'm being polite.

polite

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Rick, we're taking him back where he belongs.

belongs rick

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Oh, yeah? Where's that?

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Are you going on a quest to find he who smelt it?

quest

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I came here accidentally through a wormhole

accidentally

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located in what you call "Get out of my head, Fart.

fart head located

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I know you're in here, la-la-la-la."

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No, in what you call the Promethean Nebula.

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Oh, great, just a hop, skip, and an 800-light-year jump.

jump light skip

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You know, you can leave anytime you want, Rick.

anytime rick

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Whatever you want to do, you little punk-ass little bitch.

bitch punk

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Thank you, Morty.

morty

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You are not like other carbon-based life-forms.

based carbon forms life

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You put the value of all life above your own.

life value

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It's how things should be.

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It's how they could be.

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I could not agree more.

agree

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♪ The worlds can be one together ♪

worlds

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♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪

hatred

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♪ Stars like diamonds ♪

diamonds stars

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♪ In your eyes ♪

eyes

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♪ The ground can be space ♪

ground space

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♪ Space space space space ♪

space

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♪ With feet marching towards a peaceful sky ♪

feet marching peaceful

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♪ All the moon men want things their way ♪

moon

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♪ But we make sure they see the sun ♪

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[music continues]

continues music music-continues

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♪ Goodbye ♪

goodbye

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♪ Moon men ♪

moon

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♪ You say goodbye ♪

goodbye

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♪ Moon men ♪

moon

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♪ Goodbye ♪♪

goodbye

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Shut the fuck up about moon men!

fuck moon

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This isn't a musical number.

musical number

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This is a fucking operation.

fucking operation

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We got to be cool and fucking lay low.

cool fucking

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[clicks]

clicks

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[computer chimes]

chimes computer

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[laughs] Duck, duck, birdie?

birdie duck laughs

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[laughing]

laughing

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That's very funny!

funny

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Here comes another funny.

another comes funny

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[computer chimes]

chimes computer

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[laughs]

laughs

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Oh, this place is great.

place

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I almost wish I could stay longer than one day.

longer wish

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You just might.

might

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W-what do you mean?

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These are the Jerrys whose Ricks and Mortys

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never came back.

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[suspenseful music]

music suspenseful suspenseful-music

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They live here now.

live

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Uh..

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[rock music]

music rock rock-music

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[engine revs]

engine revs

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[crashing]

crashing

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[gunfire]

gunfire

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[sword screeches]

screeches sword

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[dramatic music]

dramatic dramatic-music music

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No gear-turnings as of yet in the curious case of these

case curious gear

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unidentified humanoid fugitives, reportedly at large

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'somewhere within the gear system.'

gear system

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Son of a-why were the Gromflamites

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holding you prisoner? What the fuck is so valuable about you?

fuck holding prisoner valuable

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I am no more valuable than life itself.

life valuable

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However, I am able to alter

able alter

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the composition of atoms, like this.

atoms

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[electricity crackling]

crackling electricity

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That was oxygen.

oxygen

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I added 71 protons to it.

added

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Ah, terrific. The fart that pooped gold.

fart gold pooped terrific

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No wonder every cop in the system is looking for us.

looking system wonder

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Any species that gets a hold of this thing

species

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is gonna use it to take over the galaxy.

galaxy

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You know how inconvenient that's gonna be to my work?

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[sirens wailing]

sirens sirens-wailing wailing

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Somebody dropped the dime on us.

dime dropped somebody

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- Gearhead! - I'm sorry, Rick.

rick

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The reward on your head is too high.

head reward

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And like you always say, "You gotta look out for number one."

number

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Number one is me, asshole!

asshole number

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You're supposed to be my friend!

friend supposed

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Friend? Do you even know my real name?

friend name real real-name

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It's Revolio Clockberg Junior.

junior

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I belong to an entire species of gear people.

belong entire gear species

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Calling me "Gearhead" is like calling

calling

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a Chinese person "Asia face."

chinese face person

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No! Not twigs!

twigs

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[groans]

groans

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[grunts]

grunts

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[muffled screaming]

muffled screaming

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Two things I want to make clear

clear

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to everybody in this room.

everybody room

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Never betray me, and it's time to go.

betray

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[muffled screaming]

muffled screaming

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[whirring]

whirring

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[crashing]

crashing

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Nobody move!

nobody

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[muffled screaming]

muffled screaming

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Oh, my god.

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[retching] Are those..

retching

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[metal clinks]

clinks metal

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[dramatic music]

dramatic dramatic-music music

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[engines revving]

engines revving

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[laser beams]

beams laser laser-beams

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[siren wails]

siren siren-wails wails

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[laser beams]

beams laser laser-beams

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[metal rattling]

metal rattling

↓

[grunts]

grunts

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[crashing]

crashing

↓

[laser beams]

beams laser laser-beams

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[clicks on button]

button clicks

↓

[laser beams]

beams laser laser-beams

↓

[screams]

screams

↓

Hey, Morty, remember when you said

morty remember

↓

selling a gun was as bad as pulling the trigger?

pulling selling trigger

↓

(Rick) How do you feel about all these people that are getting

rick

↓

killed today because of your choices?

choices killed today

↓

I did the right thing, Rick!

rick

↓

Tell that to Gearhead's gearsticles.

↓

- You did that! - Wrong!

↓

I'd be playing "Roy" right now.

playing

↓

At a certain point, my hands are tied, Morty.

certain certain-point hands morty point tied

↓

[whooshing]

whooshing

↓

[sighs] I can't believe Rick did this.

believe rick sighs

↓

This is the eighth to the last straw.

eighth straw

↓

- Ante up. - You know what? Screw it!

screw

↓

I have a better gamble for you guys.

gamble

↓

I say we escape.

escape

↓

If you want to leave, you can just go out the front door.

door front front-door

↓

You think we're kept here against our will?

↓

That would be illegal.

illegal

↓

But if you can leave, then why are you still here?

↓

Same reason as you.

reason

↓

We're Jerrys.

↓

[chair screeches]

chair screeches

↓

- I'm leaving. - Okay, then.

leaving

↓

That was always allowed.

allowed

↓

[aircraft droning]

↓

[lever creaks]

creaks lever

↓

[whirring]

whirring

↓

[gunfire]

gunfire

↓

[explosion]

explosion

↓

Morty, take the wheel!

morty wheel

↓

- Whoa! Geez! Damn it, Morty! - Whoa!

geez morty whoa

↓

Who taught you to fly this thing?

taught

↓

[laughs] I'm kidding, I know that's on me.

kidding laughs

↓

Um, Rick!

rick

↓

[whooshing]

whooshing

↓

(Rick) Shit, well, I guess this is it.

rick

↓

Morty, crack the window.

crack morty window

↓

[window rustling]

window

↓

[whooshing]

whooshing

↓

[unsettling music]

music unsettling unsettling-music

↓

I wonder why Greg is always so critical of my girlfriend.

critical girlfriend greg wonder

↓

Well, he'd probably like to have me to himself.

↓

That's how friends are.

friends

↓

Or does he want her to himself?

↓

♪ The worlds can be one together ♪

worlds

↓

♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪

hatred

↓

♪ Stars like diamonds in your eyes ♪

diamonds eyes stars

↓

My life is a fucking joke!

fucking joke life

↓

♪ Goodbye ♪

goodbye

↓

[explosion]

explosion

↓

♪ Moon men ♪

moon

↓

♪ You say goodbye ♪

goodbye

↓

[crashes]

crashes

↓

♪ Moon men ♪

moon

↓

♪ Goodbye ♪

goodbye

↓

[thuds] Ah!

thuds

↓

[electricity crackles]

crackles electricity

↓

♪ Moon men ♪♪

moon

↓

[explosion]

explosion

↓

Alright, let's proceed.

alright proceed

↓

Damn.

↓

Can't blame that on the dog.

blame

↓

Talk about silent but deadly.

deadly silent

↓

I-I-I've seen some nerve gas, but that--

nerve seen

↓

That ga-this gas got nerve! Ha-ha. You know what I'm saying?

nerve

↓

- Are you done? - I'll let you know, Morty.

morty

↓

Gone with the wind! Am I right?

gone wind

↓

If you don't like that one, Morty, an alt on that could be

morty

↓

like, if I said "Gasablanca!"

↓

Alright, I'm done.

alright

↓

(Rick) Let's get to the Promethean Nebula

rick

↓

so my grandson can finish saving a life!

finish grandson life saving

↓

[squelches]

↓

[chirping]

chirping

↓

[trills]

trills

↓

Glagga blag blag.

↓

Um, Earth, please?

earth

↓

[click]

click

↓

[growls]

growls

↓

Is this-do I pay?

↓

Agga blag blag blag!

↓

[indistinct shouting]

indistinct indistinct-shouting shouting

↓

Oh, I'm sorry, sorry!

↓

[indistinct shouting]

indistinct indistinct-shouting shouting

↓

Oh.

↓

[engine whirring]

engine whirring

↓

Hm.

↓

Mm, hey.

↓

[hisses]

hisses

↓

[growls]

growls

↓

Agga blag blag?

↓

Oh, uh, hey, what?

↓

- Agga blag! - Uh, what do you want?

↓

- Agga blag blag-- - Oh!

↓

[nervous chuckle]

chuckle nervous

↓

[speaking in native language]

language native speaking

↓

[squelching]

↓

[whimpering]

whimpering

↓

[moaning]

moaning

↓

[crashing]

crashing

↓

[alarm blaring]

alarm alarm-blaring blaring

↓

Ooh!

↓

[whimpers]

whimpers

↓

[indistinct shouting]

indistinct indistinct-shouting shouting

↓

[door screeches]

door screeches

↓

Hey, are you the one that left?

left

↓

I get it. It's a-it's a hassle out there.

hassle

↓

Right? And who needs that?

needs

↓

- Right? - Right?

↓

- Not me. - Who needs that?

needs

↓

Ho, ho! Not us.

↓

Uh, who are you?

↓

Oh, excuse me.

excuse

↓

Paul Fleischman.

paul

↓

Infinite timelines.

infinite

↓

In some of them, Beth remarries.

beth

↓

- Geez. - Don't worry.

geez worry

↓

I treat Beth very well

beth treat

↓

and I do not overstep my bounds with Morty.

bounds morty

↓

Every kid needs a dad, but there's no replacing you.

needs replacing

↓

Hey, you want to give us a hand with this?

hand

↓

We're trying to figure out how to get the sound

figure sound

↓

coming through the stereo instead of the T.V.

coming stereo

↓

I-I-I-it's very difficult.

difficult

↓

Oh! Uh, well, is there an aux input?

input

↓

We tried that, but there's two different colors.

colors tried

↓

But there's two different colors.

colors

↓

[unsettling music]

music unsettling unsettling-music

↓

[growls]

growls

↓

[thuds]

thuds

↓

The wormhole is 70 of what you call "meters"

meters

↓

what you call "North" of what you call "Here."

north

↓

Fine, Morty, take your fart to his hole and say your goodbyes.

fart hole morty

↓

I'm gonna find some fuel and take a big, fat Morty.

fuel morty

↓

That's my new word for shit because of today's events.

events todays word

↓

[suspicious music]

music suspicious

↓

[leaves rustling]

leaves

↓

Here it is. This should take me back to my kind.

↓

I'm gonna miss you, um, Fart.

fart miss

↓

I-I'm really sorry your name became Fart.

became fart name

↓

- I will be back soon, Morty. - Really?

morty

↓

After I return to the others with this location

location others return

↓

we will be back for your cleansing.

↓

Um, cleansing?

↓

Carbon-based life is a threat to all higher life.

based carbon higher life threat

↓

To us, you are what you would call a disease.

disease

↓

Wherever we discover you, we cure it.

cure discover

↓

You said yourself that life

life

↓

must be protected, even through sacrifice.

must protected sacrifice

↓

You haven't changed your mind about that.

changed mind

↓

I can sense your thoughts..

sense thoughts

↓

[eerie music]

eerie eerie-music music

↓

...Morty.

morty

↓

Um, before you go..

↓

...could you sing a..

sing

↓

...c-could you sing for me again?

sing

↓

Yes, Morty.

morty

↓

♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪

hatred

↓

♪ Diamond stars of cosmic light ♪

cosmic diamond light stars

↓

♪ Quasars shine through endless night ♪

endless night shine

↓

♪ And everything is one in the beauty ♪

beauty

↓

♪ And now we say goodbye ♪♪

goodbye

↓

[grunts]

grunts

↓

Morty...why?

morty

↓

[groaning] Why?

groaning

↓

[crackling]

crackling

↓

Goodbye.

goodbye

↓

So, did you guys make out a little bit?

↓

Is he gonna send you a postcard?

postcard send

↓

Man, that guy hit the lottery when he crossed paths with you.

crossed lottery

↓

(Rick) Morty, I know I picked on your core beliefs

beliefs core morty picked rick

↓

and decision making a lot today but I am glad

decision glad today

↓

that you insisted on getting that fart home.

fart home insisted

↓

You know, at-at least all the death and destruction

death destruction least

↓

wasn't for nothing, you know?

↓

[aircraft whirring]

whirring

↓

'You miss your fart friend, huh?'

fart friend miss

↓

Well, I got a little surprise for you, buddy.

buddy surprise

↓

While you were gone, I found a new wormhole

found gone

↓

with millions of beings just like him on the other side

beings millions side

↓

and they're all coming to visit.

coming visit

↓

What! Rick, no! You can't!

rick

↓

Too late, Morty, the hole's opening.

holes late morty opening

↓

No, no, Rick! You don't understand.

rick

↓

[farts]

farts

↓

Th-there's-there's a lot more where that came from, too.

↓

[aircraft whirring]

whirring

↓

[indistinct conversations]

conversations indistinct

↓

Hey, hey, bro, how many people

↓

was your Morty responsible for killing today?

killing morty responsible today

↓

None, we chilled at Blips and Chitz all day.

↓

Ain't that right, homey?

aint homey

↓

Darn right, bro! "Roy" rules!

darn rules

↓

[laughter]

laughter

↓

Must be nice.

must

↓

Hey, Morty, there's our Jerry.

jerry morty

↓

[murmurs in background]

background murmurs

↓

Mm! I missed you.

missed

↓

- Hey, Rick. - Glad you're safe, Jerry.

glad jerry rick safe

↓

What do you say we go home?

home

↓

I'd like that.

↓

Hey, wait. Uh, do you have 5126?

↓

Uh, I'm not sure. Morty.

morty

↓

Uh, that's a Blips and Chitz ticket.

ticket

↓

- What? - Way to go, Morty.

morty

↓

Eh, whatever.

↓

- Uh, w-wait! What? - Uh, w-wait! What?

↓

- 'Come on, Jerry.' - Alright, come on, Jerry.

alright jerry

↓

[theme music]

music theme theme-music

↓

(Morty) Are you tired of the same daily droll?

daily morty tired

↓

Well, get on over to Blips and Chitz!

↓

We got, uh, one game.

game

↓

We got a whole bunch of games here, you can..

bunch games whole whole-bunch

↓

We got Chabos and Flobos, and you can shoot things!

shoot

↓

Get over here! Play the games!

games

↓

Uh, use your flerbos to get tickets!

tickets

↓

"Roy 2" just got here.

↓

Get over here at Jitz and Chipz!

↓

[laughs] It's the coolest place in the world.

coolest laughs place world

↓

Uh, I get to be in the commercial!

commercial

↓

[indistinct shouting]

indistinct indistinct-shouting shouting

↓

(male #2) 'Did you get any of that?'

male

↓

(male #3) 'It's a good show-a.'

male

↓

[outro music]

music