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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 14, Episode 6 — The Janitor Always Mops Twice

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#1

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- _ - I suppose I should start at the end.

#2

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- _ - My end, that is.

#3

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That poor sap doing the two-step to nowhere is me.

#4

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Bet you're wondering how I got into this mess.

#5

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Well, like most stories, it started with a white lie

#6

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and ended with the dark truth.

#7

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I needed a hospital, I needed a day off,

#8

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I needed a pretty girl with soft lips and a nursing degree.

#9

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What I had was a mop, a bucket, and a bellyful of regret.

#10

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#11

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So, how does an honest man end up spilling his guts

#12

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on a dive bar floor?

#13

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Don't ask me, pal. I'm just the janitor.

#14

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#15

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Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com

#16

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Let's go back to when it all began.

#17

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It was a wet Tuesday night, half past closing time,

#18

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when the drunks wobble home to their beds

#19

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and punch their tickets to an all-night ceiling-go-round.

#20

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I had already finished my shift,

#21

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or maybe it had finished me.

#22

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See, that morning I got called to a crime scene

#23

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in the men's bathroom.

#24

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The victim? A handicap stall.

#25

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The murderer? A butt.

#26

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But whose butt?

#27

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That, my friends, was the hundred-dollar question.

#28

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Ah, the hell with it.

#29

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And that's when trouble walked in like it always does,

#30

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on a great set of legs.

#31

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I got a job for you.

#32

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- Not interested. - Well, I ain't asking.

#33

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Somebody spilled, and I don't mean to the Feds.

#34

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So? You know where we keep the mop.

#35

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- I'm knocking off. - Knocking off?

#36

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- Or knocking back? - Beat it, Stretch.

#37

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- I said I'm off the clock. - Oh. Want it the hard way, huh?

#38

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Says he won't do it.

#39

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Ah, we got a tough guy, eh?

#40

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Hey, Charlie, don't make me mop the floor with you, huh?

#41

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Boy, has he got you trained. All that for a whistle?

#42

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I wonder what you'd do for a biscuit.

#43

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Biscuit? Why, you little...

#44

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Don't worry. In five minutes,

#45

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he'll be up and chasing his tail again.

#46

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You're gonna mop that floor, Charlie, or else.

#47

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You see, the bar's been rented out tomorrow

#48

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for a private party.

#49

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Bigwig. Deep pockets.

#50

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You know the type.

#51

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If those floors aren't up to snuff,

#52

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who do you think he'll blame?

#53

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The handsome bartender?

#54

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Or the mop jockey in the coveralls?

#55

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See you around, Charlie.

#56

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Mop the floor. That's easy enough.

#57

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Only it never stays mopped.

#58

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That's the thing about messes.

#59

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They never go away,

#60

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only spread around.

#61

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Well, hello, sweetheart.

#62

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You know, they say any port in a storm,

#63

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and this port just... Ah, shit, it's you!

#64

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Charlie, come quick. Something awful, just awful's happened.

#65

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It's Frank. He's been diarrhea-poisoned.

#66

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- Diarrhea-poisoned? - Mm-hmm.

#67

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His words, not mine. He's stuck at my place.

#68

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He's absolutely carpet-bombed my bathroom. And my carpet.

#69

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- Huh. Lot of that going around. - Hmm.

#70

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Well, why didn't Frank call me himself?

#71

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Why send one of his goons?

#72

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What? I'm no goon.

#73

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- No? - No. I...

#74

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I'm a knockout blonde with a body

#75

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that would make a statue blush.

#76

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I get more of a goon vibe from you.

#77

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All right, go...

#78

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Can you just come and get him, please?

#79

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And also clean my apartment?

#80

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I'll make it worth your while.

#81

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Ah, sure, I catch.

#82

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Either I take the job, or you and the other goons

#83

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- play patty-cake with my kidneys. - Goddamn it!

#84

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I'm not a...

#85

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I'll buy you a new set of rags.

#86

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Hey, that's all you had to say. Let me get my hat.

#87

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He's in the bedroom. Here, take a smoke.

#88

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It smells like shit in there.

#89

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All right. I'll also take a drink.

#90

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Make it stiff enough to stand on its head

#91

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and sing "Oh! Susanna".

#92

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You can have tap.

#93

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Ooh. Boy.

#94

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Charlie. What are you doing here? Who sent you?

#95

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Well, you're in the hot seat, so I'll ask the questions.

#96

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- Who poisoned you? - Nobody.

#97

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- Bad shrimp. - What? No.

#98

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No, this morning you barged in here saying, "They got me.

#99

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"I've been diarrhea-poisoned.

#100

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The rat bastard liquefied my guts".

#101

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That sounds like you.

#102

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Quit flapping your gums, goon!

#103

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- Yeah. - All right, you know what?

#104

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- Just, whatever. Here. - You're giving off

#105

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- big goon vibes, Dee. - All right. Uh...

#106

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- Very goonish. - Just don't ruin my chair.

#107

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Goddamn it.

#108

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All right, Frank, you don't want to talk names?

#109

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Let's talk about the weather instead.

#110

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Where were you when the brown lightning hit?

#111

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I was on my way to work. I bumped into a dope fiend.

#112

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He must have stuck me with a needle.

#113

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Don't be a liar, Frankie-Boy, or your pants will catch on fire.

#114

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Or they would, if you were wearing any pants.

#115

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No, my guess is, it started some time last night

#116

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when you were locking up Paddy's.

#117

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You waited out the shit storm in the handicap stall.

#118

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When I came in in the morning, you fled the scene,

#119

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hightailed it to the nearest apartment... Dee's...

#120

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only your pants didn't make the trip. How am I doing?

#121

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So that means

#122

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whoever got to you got to you last night.

#123

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So who was it, Frank?

#124

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Lay off it, gum-scraper. I'm warning you.

#125

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Sorry, chum.

#126

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You mess with the toilet, you get the janitor.

#127

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You won't help me? Then, fine.

#128

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I'll catch the rat bastard myself.

#129

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The next day, I hit the pavement

#130

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looking for anybody who had a problem with Frank.

#131

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And, buddy, I found enough beef to open a hamburger store.

#132

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Trouble is, none of 'em had seen Frank in days.

#133

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So it all meant diddly.

#134

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When it got dark, I swung by Paddy's.

#135

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Maybe the bad guy was hiding at the bottom of a beer bottle.

#136

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I should've swung my head into a beehive.

#137

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It would've been safer than turning that corner.

#138

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Leave me alone!

#139

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You're making a big mistake.

#140

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Hey! What's the matter, Joe?

#141

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They don't teach you manners at the School for Big Palookas?

#142

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The lady said scram.

#143

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You think you can clean up this mess? Be my guest.

#144

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I'm a janitor. Cleaning up messes is what I do.

#145

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Now dust, before I beat you like an old rug.

#146

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He sized me up. But he didn't like the fit.

#147

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Suit yourself.

#148

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But you'll be back.

#149

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They all come back.

#150

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There, there, sweetheart.

#151

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No use crying over smashed pie.

#152

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Now, there was a dame worth the cover charge.

#153

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Her eyes glistened in the moonlight

#154

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like fresh gasoline puddles.

#155

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They were the kind of eyes you could fall in...

#156

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and summer in.

#157

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- And winter in, too. - Sorry about that.

#158

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My boyfriend looks like a bad apple,

#159

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but once you get to know Vince, you'd like him even less.

#160

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You're too nice a girl to be playing with rotten apples.

#161

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Well, my pies haven't always been so sweet.

#162

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But I'm trying to turn that all around,

#163

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make an honest living selling home-baked goods.

#164

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But he won't stand for it.

#165

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Oh, gee, there goes my rent money.

#166

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Well, if you need a place to stay...

#167

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You're a good man.

#168

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I wouldn't want to drag you into my troubles.

#169

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I ain't the type that drags.

#170

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I can see that.

#171

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Find someplace safe.

#172

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If he shows up again, call me.

#173

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I'll straighten him out.

#174

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Funny.

#175

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You don't seem like the straightening type.

#176

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Maybe 'cause you got me all twisted.

#177

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Say, fellas. What's the score?

#178

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Frank hosed us. Turns out this party's not for the bigwig.

#179

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- It's for his daughter. - He hosed us.

#180

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Yeah, there's no booze, no legal cooze.

#181

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Sounds like a snooze.

#182

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- And there's barely any dudes. - Don't add on.

#183

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- There's a rhythm. - Come on.

#184

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Well, you must be pretty mad at Frank.

#185

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Oh, yeah. I hate his guts.

#186

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Funny you should mention his guts,

#187

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considering Frank got diarrhea-poisoned.

#188

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In his guts.

#189

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You two wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

#190

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Can I get a Red 40?

#191

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Yeah. Here's your Red 40, kid.

#192

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Look, uh,

#193

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Charlie, I don't know what "diarrhea-poisoned" means,

#194

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but, uh, I certainly didn't do it to Frank.

#195

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Goddamn. Is that Dee?

#196

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I told her to stay home and watch Frank.

#197

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What is she doing?

#198

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Hang on, Dee.

#199

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Cricket? What are you doing here?

#200

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Dee paid me to cover her shift, hence the getup.

#201

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Why were you in the basement?

#202

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No reason.

#203

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No reason, huh?

#204

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I'll give you no reason.

#205

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Yeah.

#206

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More. Oh, yes. Do it.

#207

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Harder. Yes.

#208

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I'm a slut.

#209

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All right.

#210

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Frank let me stay.

#211

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Frank let me sleep down there.

#212

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I've been working for him.

#213

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Doing what?

#214

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He's running a cherry racket.

#215

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A cherry racket?

#216

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You telling me Frank's running underage girls?

#217

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I wouldn't put it past him, but, no,

#218

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that's not what I'm talking about.

#219

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I'm talking actual cherries.

#220

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As in maraschino.

#221

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Frank hired me to go down to the local bars

#222

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and stick my fingers in the garnish stations.

#223

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Why?

#224

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Why, to contaminate the cherries with feces,

#225

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so people get sick, of course.

#226

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- My God, that's disgusting. - It's an honest living.

#227

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Not really.

#228

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Now, why is Frank trying to contaminate cherries?

#229

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Oh, I don't know.

#230

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He flashed a roll of nickels, and I didn't ask questions.

#231

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When someone flashes a roll of nickels at you,

#232

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you don't ask questions, you just do.

#233

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No matter what they want or where they want you to put it

#234

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or where they want to put into you...

#235

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I'm gonna turn around now.

#236

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I'd been looking at this all wrong.

#237

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It wasn't a poisoning. It was a payback.

#238

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All right, street rat, I want to know

#239

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which bars you hit and when. Spill.

#240

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Go kiss a duck. You'll never make me talk.

#241

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I'm not slapping you around again.

#242

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All right, fine, just get me a pen and I'll write 'em down.

#243

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So Cricket had contaminated the wrong guy's cherries

#244

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and now Frank was dancing the porcelain rumba.

#245

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And I was still in the dark.

#246

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And there's only two things you can do in the dark:

#247

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you can drink...

#248

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and you can hide.

#249

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If you came to shoot me,

#250

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at least let me finish my drink first.

#251

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I'm not gonna shoot you. What if I missed?

#252

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Well, then you'd have to say you missed me.

#253

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Maybe I did.

#254

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Maybe I missed you, too.

#255

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Well, you'd better work on your aim.

#256

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Sure, I could do that,

#257

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- but I'm better at close range. - Yes, you are.

#258

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- Can I fix you a drink? - No, thanks. I'm sober.

#259

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Plus, I saw you put cat food in it.

#260

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Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.

#261

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You did, Charlie, I saw you scoop it out of the can...

#262

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- I put a little bit in. - ...and it smells so bad.

#263

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You're so close to me with that.

#264

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- All right, I'll put it down. - God.

#265

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So what you doing here, doll?

#266

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I told you to find someplace safe.

#267

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The only safe place for me...

#268

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is in your arms.

#269

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Oh, sure, my arms are safe.

#270

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It's my lips you have to watch out for.

#271

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That's a risk I'm willing to take.

#272

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Unless, wait, a-are you telling me

#273

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you have a cold sore or something?

#274

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- 'Cause I'm not good with that. - Oh, no, we're good.

#275

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- Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

#276

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Okay.

#277

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Morning, dollface.

#278

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Goddamn it. Why are you smiling?

#279

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Well, I'm trying to look sexy.

#280

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- You're supposed to be dead. - I know. I can be dead and sexy.

#281

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You're not supposed to be sexy. You're supposed to be the goon.

#282

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No, I'm not the goon. I don't want to be the goon.

#283

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- I want to be something better. - But you are the goon.

#284

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- I'm not the goddamn goon. - You're the goon, Dee.

#285

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Who else is the goon? You're the goon.

#286

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How could I be a goon? I'm wearing a nightie.

#287

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- You're a goon in a nightie. - Maybe that's your murder weapon.

#288

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Take it off and you strangle...

#289

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Goddamn it. All right, I'm out of here.

#290

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All right. Goodbye, goon.

#291

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So what's the big idea here, fellas?

#292

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Ah, Frank sent us here to blackmail you,

#293

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so you stop sticking your nose in where it don't belong.

#294

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Ah, so you're in on Frank's cherry scheme?

#295

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Yeah, it's easy money.

#296

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After Cricket fondles the cherries,

#297

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the bars trash their whole supply

#298

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thinking they're all contaminated.

#299

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Mac and I rescue the perfectly good cherries,

#300

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and Frank resells them to the bars for a neat little markup.

#301

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He gives us 30%, only Mac thinks it's ten.

#302

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- What? - Shut up!

#303

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Come on.

#304

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Say, you two fellas know anything

#305

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about a guy named Vince?

#306

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Hangs around the Waitress like a bad cheese burp?

#307

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Yeah, we know him.

#308

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Runs with a crew out of a church on South Street,

#309

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only he ain't the praying type.

#310

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Tell him I want to meet.

#311

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Yeah.

#312

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You talking to me?

#313

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Yeah.

#314

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Well, I can't tell 'cause I'm not looking at you.

#315

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We ain't looking at you either.

#316

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Are you still here?

#317

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- No, we're gonna go now. - We're leaving now, though.

#318

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That's for the best.

#319

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Hey, is it, is it ten percent or is it really 30%?

#320

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It's whatever I say it is.

#321

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Well, that about sewed it up.

#322

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Too bad I have a habit of pulling at loose threads.

#323

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The doc says that's why my sutures don't heal good.

#324

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So I called up Frank.

#325

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He told me to meet him at Paddy's

#326

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and he would explain everything.

#327

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Yeah, like a brick would explain gravity to my head.

#328

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Frank?

#329

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Cricket?

#330

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No johns in the basement, pal.

#331

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Frank!

#332

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My guts are cut to ribbons.

#333

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- What? Who did this to you? - I did.

#334

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I was carrying a jar of cherries, I fell on them,

#335

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they bust, they sliced my stomach to bits.

#336

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I'm no matador, Frank, so you can cut the bull.

#337

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I know all about your cherry scam.

#338

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My cherry scam?

#339

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Oh, Charlie, you sweet innocent dope.

#340

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I'm not the top of this sundae.

#341

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This goes all the way to city hall.

#342

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It all started when I bribed some bigwig

#343

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from the Board of Health to ban Red 40,

#344

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- the dye used in maraschino cherries. - _

#345

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- Red 40? - I used the guys

#346

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to round up all the cherries, and then I sat on them

#347

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for a couple of months, and then resold them back to the same bar

#348

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for jacked-up black market prices,

#349

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but there was a snag in the plan.

#350

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The bars wouldn't bite.

#351

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Turns out, their customers didn't give a shit

#352

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about the cherries, so we had to find other buyers

#353

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who'd pay through the nose for their maraschino fix.

#354

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Old folks homes for pineapple upside-down cake,

#355

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teenage birthday parties,

#356

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and teetotalers

#357

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who only drink Shirley Temples.

#358

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All right, enough talk, Franky.

#359

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Save your story for St. Peter.

#360

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All I want to know is who poisoned you?

#361

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I tried to protect you, Charlie,

#362

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but this mess is too big for your mop.

#363

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- I'm not the bad guy here. It's... - Who is it?

#364

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Who is it?

#365

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Where is she?

#366

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Man.

#367

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- Where is who? - The girl.

#368

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She belongs with me.

#369

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Well, she's a jewel. She belongs in a crown.

#370

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You belong in bracelets.

#371

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You're trying to provoke me.

#372

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But I know how to control myself.

#373

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Red 40.

#374

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Okay, Vince, I'll take you to the girl.

#375

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But first, let me fix a drink.

#376

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You seem like a smart cookie. I think you'd do well

#377

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in our organization. You should join us.

#378

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And if I refuse?

#379

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Well...

#380

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that could be bad for your health.

#381

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Well, how about I drop by a meeting?

#382

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Sounds like a gas.

#383

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What is...?

#384

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What-what is that?

#385

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Ammonia-bleach cocktail, aka the Janitor's Helper.

#386

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Luckily, I'm immune.

#387

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I've built up a healthy tolerance over the years,

#388

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or unhealthy, depending on how you look at it.

#389

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Huh.

#390

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Charlie!

#391

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Thank God you're all right.

#392

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I am, but Vince isn't.

#393

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He's gonna wake up with his head pounding harder

#394

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than a Chinese crossword puzzle.

#395

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Huh?

#396

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- Was that... That one wasn't clear? - No.

#397

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All right, I'm running out of them, you know, it's...

#398

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But the point is I took care of him.

#399

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- My hero. - Yeah.

#400

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I guess my pies are finally safe.

#401

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Well, not from me. Hand me a spoon.

#402

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Say,

#403

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why didn't you tell me about Frank's cherry racket?

#404

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I don't know what you're talking about.

#405

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Yes, you do. You were helping him sell the illegal cherries.

#406

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- You connected him with Vince. - Well, I...

#407

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I guess I didn't want you to think of me as a petty criminal.

#408

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There's nothing petty about you, is there, baby?

#409

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Ooh.

#410

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Oh.

#411

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You idiot.

#412

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I didn't tell you because it's my cherry racket.

#413

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Frank didn't know what he had. I'm the one

#414

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who figured out those cherries had fermented from sitting

#415

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in those vats for months. Yeah.

#416

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They had turned into a slam-bang booze for the ages,

#417

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and we could charge triple in places

#418

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where hooch was badly wanted but not allowed.

#419

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Old folks homes,

#420

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Sweet 16 parties,

#421

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court-ordered rehab centers.

#422

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It was like shooting fish in a...

#423

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Charlie, are you still eating that pie? I poisoned it.

#424

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- You did? - Yeah, that's what I'm telling you.

#425

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Oh, yeah. You know what?

#426

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There's a lot of threads going around; I'm losing track.

#427

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- Okay, I poisoned the pie. - Yeah.

#428

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- So you should stop eating it. - Right.

#429

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- There you go. - It's good.

#430

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- Thanks. Appreciate that. - Last bite.

#431

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- Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. - And carry on.

#432

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- What about Frank? - I poisoned Frank, too.

#433

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He figured out what I was up to and he wanted out,

#434

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but we were making too much money,

#435

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so I diarrhea-poisoned him to shut him up.

#436

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Aah!

#437

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He got the message in the end.

#438

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And Vince?

#439

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Oh, Vince caught me smuggling boozy pies into A.A.

#440

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and threatened to rat me out to my parole officer.

#441

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You see, he wasn't actually my boyfriend.

#442

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He was my sponsor,

#443

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and he was a real buzzkill, literally.

#444

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But why poison me?

#445

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Well, you were getting too close.

#446

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Or maybe I was.

#447

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Either way, I'm leaving town tonight and,

#448

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well, I can't have you following me.

#449

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Well, you're not gonna get away with it.

#450

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Oh, yeah? And who's gonna stop me?

#451

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I am.

#452

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See, I knew you were lying when I found Vince's A.A. chip.

#453

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You used me.

#454

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You used me like you used Frank.

#455

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And I knew it was only a matter of time

#456

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before you tried to poison me, too.

#457

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So that's why that shot I took wasn't vodka.

#458

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- It was bleach. - What?

#459

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- The universal poison antidote. - No, it's not.

#460

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It's not?

#461

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I mean, if anything, you've ingested more poison.

#462

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No, you put bleach on poison, it cancels it out, I'm pretty sure.

#463

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No, it makes the poison more poisoning.

#464

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No. The two things cancel...

#465

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No, you're right. Here come the cherries.

#466

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Oh, God!

#467

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Jesus Christ, Charlie!

#468

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Either way, you're done, baby doll.

#469

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I called the cops to take you downtown.

#470

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- Oh. - Ha ha!

#471

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The gig's up, you ugly dame.

#472

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You're under arrest.

#473

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- You come with me. - What the hell?

#474

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I was undercover the whole time.

#475

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I mean, what are you talking about?

#476

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- That doesn't even make sense. - Yeah, I switched things up.

#477

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Got tired of being called a goon. Let's go!

#478

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- Ow! - You're out of here!

#479

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- You're really hurting my arm. - Yeah, that's okay with me.

#480

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- This is so stupid! Let go of me! - All right.

#481

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No, I'm not gonna let go of you.

#482

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I got one job to do, I'm gonna finish it.

#483

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- Let's go. Yeah. - Ow!

#484

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- Yeah, well... - Ow! That hurts!

#485

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Yeah, that's all right.

#486

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Well, this is where you came in.

#487

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Only now, you know the whole sticky situation.

#488

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It's not every day that a janitor makes his own mess,

#489

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but when he does... ooh, boy.

#490

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Now I'm about to shit my brains all over this floor.

#491

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But don't worry.

#492

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I'll mop twice. I always do.

#493

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#494

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