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Season 14, Episode 5 — The Gang Texts
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Philadelphia Zoo.
#1
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- Just a reminder that... - Damn it. Where is Frank?
#2
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I'm not missing this lion feeding.
#3
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Oh, lions are cool, man.
#4
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For sure. But, you know, the best exhibit's
#5
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- the meerkats. You know? - Meerkats!
#6
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Hey, man, you know, they have those bubbles,
#7
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you know, where you can pop your head up out of the ground
#8
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- and look around. - Yeah, you're looking around.
#9
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It's like you are a meerkat.
#10
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No, I'm not waiting for Frank. I'm-I'm just gonna go in.
#11
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- No. - 'Cause I-I don't want to wait here for the guy.
#12
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I know. But I think we should...
#13
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I really feel like we need to stick together.
#14
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- Huh? - Dee, will you calm down? She got lost at the zoo
#15
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- when we were seven. It's fine. - I-I got trampled
#16
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- by wild animals at the zoo when I was seven. - Sheep.
#17
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- At the petting zoo. - Goats!
#18
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- It was. - You don't have to worry about that. Okay, guys?
#19
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Because modern technology has figured this out for us.
#20
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We're all connected now.
#21
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That is why I started this group text chain.
#22
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You know? So we can stay in constant communication.
#23
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I'm just gonna hit up Frank real quick,
#24
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and we'll find out what's up.
#25
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Guys, this way, nobody is gonna get lost,
#26
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because the texting keeps us all on the same page.
#27
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- Okay. - Oh. Well, see, there you go.
#28
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- Frank's five minutes away. - Great. - No, no, no.
#29
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No, everybody knows that "five min away"
#30
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actually means 20 minutes away, okay?
#31
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I'm not missing this live feeding, okay?
#32
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Dude, why the big deal about watching a-a lion
#33
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eat a pile of dead meat?
#34
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Oh, no, no, no. Wrong. Alive.
#35
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Okay? Quite alive, I assure you.
#36
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- That's a thing? Zoos do that? - That's a thing.
#37
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- _ - What's this?
#38
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- Dennis has a boner? He does? - Yes.
#39
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- No, he doesn't. - Well, goddamn it, he did.
#40
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I did. It's gone now.
#41
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Uh, do we have to do this whole texting thing?
#42
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- I mean, Dee's already annoying. - She's always been annoying, Charlie.
#43
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That's why we ditched her when she was seven.
#44
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- You... ditched me? - Oh, shut up, Dee. Shut up!
#45
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God, don't make this all about you.
#46
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- I'm-I'm going in. I don't-I don't want to wait. - Well, then I'm gonna
#47
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- go with you, 'cause I don't want to get ditched again. - Fine. Whatever.
#48
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- Yeah, we'll catch up with you. - Look, look, look.
#49
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And just text us when he gets here.
#50
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Who? Frank?
#51
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Yes, Frank. Who else would we be talking about?
#52
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Oh, well, I just want to make sure
#53
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- we're all on the same page. - Oh, my God.
#54
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Text us when Frank gets here!
#55
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Huh?!
#56
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- Frank. Text... - Frank! What? Text us! Text us!
#57
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Text us when Frank gets here!
#58
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I can't... I can't... You know what?
#59
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- I can't... Let me just... I'm-a... - Text 'em now.
#60
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I'm gonna text y... Check your phone!
#61
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I'm gonna text you!
#62
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_
#63
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- God, I'm so thirsty. - Yeah.
#64
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Well, that's the cinnamon in the churro.
#65
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- That'll make you thirsty. - You know what?
#66
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I'm gonna... I'm gonna update the group.
#67
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Why are you texting that?
#68
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Oh, well, I just wanted to, uh, update the group on my status.
#69
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Yeah, but that's, like, a sexual thing, man.
#70
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That means you're thirsting for something,
#71
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which means you're horny for it.
#72
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Dennis is funny with the texts, man.
#73
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Huh.
#74
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Aw, come on. Too late, Dee.
#75
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Goddamn it. Where is Frank?
#76
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I'm just... You know what? I'm just gonna text him again,
#77
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'cause I don't know what the hell's going on.
#78
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Where you be?
#79
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Huh. What does that mean? He's...
#80
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- It's a dancing woman, a smiley face and a gun. - Oh.
#81
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I know what that means.
#82
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He's stuck behind a woman driver and he wants to shoot himself.
#83
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- Oh. - Mm-hmm.
#84
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All right. Well, I'm just gonna update everybody.
#85
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- "Late." - Yeah, but come on, man.
#86
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You keep sending updates with no new information.
#87
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No, no, I'm just keeping the whole group updated
#88
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the way a meerkat might.
#89
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Yeah, but a meerkat's efficient in how it updates.
#90
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You know what I mean? Like, one little chirp,
#91
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it can warn a whole group of, like, an eagle or whatever.
#92
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It doesn't need to, like, chirp over
#93
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and over and over again, you know?
#94
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I-I'm sorry, a-are you schooling me on meerkat knowledge?
#95
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- Seems like I have to. - Oh, oh, is that right?
#96
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Well, first of all, smarty-pants,
#97
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they don't chirp. They chirrup.
#98
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Oh, yeah? You think you know a ton about the meerkat?
#99
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Well, did you know that the alpha pair will scent-mark
#100
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the subordinate to show that it's the leader?
#101
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If they find the weak one, they start pissing all over it.
#102
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Yes. Of course I know that, Charlie.
#103
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We watched the same documentary.
#104
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By the way, I'm not the one that passed out halfway through
#105
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and scent-marked all over himself.
#106
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- I drank a case of beer, man. - So did I.
#107
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I also drank a case of beer, and I didn't piss myself.
#108
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All I'm saying is you don't have to text, like,
#109
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every three seconds, you know?
#110
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Aw, goddamn it. Where is Frank? I just...
#111
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- You're gonna text it again? - Yeah, I'm gonna...
#112
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- I just got to make sure everybody knows. - It just means that you're...
#113
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you want... you're horny. Oh.
#114
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Ah, Dennis g... Dennis nailed it.
#115
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- What-what does that mean? - A peach is a butt.
#116
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You're horny for a butt.
#117
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- I'm-I'm horny for a butt? - 'Cause you're gay. - FRANK: Hey-o!
#118
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- Sorry I'm late. I had... - Oh.
#119
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...had to get a bag of bananas so I could taunt the gorilla.
#120
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It took you two hours to get bananas?
#121
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Yeah, well, I was stuck behind that woman driver.
#122
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I thought I texted you that.
#123
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Yeah, we got that.
#124
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- Let's just go inside. - I...
#125
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Aw, c... Too late, Dee. Come on.
#126
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- She sucks. - Pick up the pace with it,
#127
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- you know? - She sucks.
#128
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- I texted a peach. - I already did that, Dee.
#129
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Oh, yeah. There it is.
#130
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You know, speed's very important in comedy texting, Dee.
#131
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If it looks like you thought about it for a while, it's pretty lame.
#132
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- Yeah. I know. - Yeah.
#133
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Ooh, you know what I'll do? I'll do a fist. Right?
#134
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So it's like he's thirsty for a fist in the butt.
#135
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I don't think anybody's gonna get that.
#136
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You know? Plus, the moment is long gone. I mean...
#137
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Goddamn it. What...
#138
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No, that... I was wrong. That was funny. I...
#139
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Oh, Dee.
#140
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Well, you guys are too fast on this thing.
#141
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_
#142
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- Don't answer. I got this. - Let me just...
#143
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- I can... No, no! No. - But you're... Okay, go, go.
#144
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I got it, I got it. Okay.
#145
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What's a... funny thing I can...
#146
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Oh, my God. Stop. I...
#147
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- _ - _
#148
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- Go. - Well, I mean...
#149
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- Look at that. - Yeah, but...
#150
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- Quick. Concise. Job done. - Whatever.
#151
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- Okay. - No confusion.
#152
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- All right. Sea lions, here we are. - Okay.
#153
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- All right. Where are they? - Yeah.
#154
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I don't know.
#155
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- _ - _
#156
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- Mm? - Wait a minute.
#157
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- He said in front. He's not in front. - Eh.
#158
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- Exhibit ent... - Entrance?
#159
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Oh, come on. I got to go rescue these guys
#160
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at the exhibit entrance? Excuse me, sir?
#161
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Sir? Yeah.
#162
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Um, h-how long do we have till the lion begins feeding?
#163
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Uh, we're five minutes out.
#164
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Five minutes out? Okay. Thank you, thank you. All right.
#165
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. I don't want to get lost.
#166
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No, I will not adjust my gait to accommodate
#167
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your weird insecurities about sheep.
#168
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It was a goat, and it was a lunatic.
#169
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- Its eyes were going in every direction. - Oh, were they? Fascinating.
#170
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- Tell me more! - He pounced on me,
#171
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and then all of his friends moved in for the kill.
#172
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- Ooh! Terrifying. Ooh! - Don't do that.
#173
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It was so scary!
#174
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_
#175
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- Oh. - What does that mean?
#176
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Shit, he's-he's having fun without us.
#177
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No, no, no, no, no, no. Mac, that's sarcastic.
#178
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If he was having fun, it would have an exclamation point.
#179
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I'm gonna de-escalate. I'm gonna de-escalate.
#180
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- Probably pissed he can't find us. - Wait.
#181
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_
#182
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- Oh, shit. - What does that mean?
#183
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- Oh... - That's not g... What it means is
#184
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that he's already given the information
#185
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and he doesn't want to have to repeat himself.
#186
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- So you got to scroll up and see. - So, what... Scroll up.
#187
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- Scroll up. - Dennis hates to repeat himself.
#188
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Well, let's find what he's...
#189
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Ah.
#190
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"Went to C lions."
#191
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Oh. Shit.
#192
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Dude, do you think he went to the sea lions
#193
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or he went to go see the lion?
#194
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- Ooh... - Oh. I don't know.
#195
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I don't know. Let me ask.
#196
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_
#197
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Oh. Yeah, yeah, I...
#198
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What'd you get wrong there?
#199
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_
#200
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_
#201
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- Sea. Um... - Dude, just let me, all right?
#202
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- Well, it's-it's the predictive te... - It's better...
#203
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it's better with pictures.
#204
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- Went to sea lion or... - Lions.
#205
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...see a lion?
#206
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Right.
#207
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_
#208
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- Oh. He's mad. - Oh, no, but... -Yeah.
#209
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- No. - No, it's got an exclamation point.
#210
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- That means it's happy. - No, it's all... - He's-he's screaming at you.
#211
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- Yeah, it's all caps. - It's all caps. -Screaming?
#212
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- Yeah. That's not good. - That's...
#213
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- _ - What is this?
#214
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- What-what is... - What does that mean?
#215
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What does that mean? I don't know. Dee-Dee sucks, man.
#216
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- I don't know. - She-she sucks.
#217
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All right, watch this.
#218
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How about that with the eggplant?
#219
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- Oh. Ooh. We're coming. - All right, let's go.
#220
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- All right, let's go. - Yeah.
#221
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Oh, yeah. "We're coming."
#222
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Charlie made it work.
#223
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- Oh. - Nice. Nice.
#224
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Idiots went to the wrong exhibit.
#225
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All right, let-let-let's get back there.
#226
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I don't want to miss anything. Come on.
#227
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Okay. All right. Well, stop walking like...
#228
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Hey, pal. How's it going?
#229
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Uh... where's the lion?
#230
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- Are we close? Are we close? - Oh.
#231
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Yeah, you just missed it. Yeah, he's fed.
#232
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- He's back in his cage. - Oh.
#233
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He ate the kill? He-he devoured the kill?
#234
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- And I wasn't here? - No, the feeding. Yeah, yeah.
#235
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- You just missed it. It was awesome. - No.
#236
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Man, you said we were five minutes out.
#237
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- Yeah, right. - Yeah, but that was only ten minutes ago.
#238
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C-Correct.
#239
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No, but nobody does it that way.
#240
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The five minutes means 20 minutes, man. You can't...
#241
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- It's the whole reason I'm here! - Uh...
#242
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Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.
#243
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Hey, man. You missed it. It was awesome.
#244
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- Uh-huh. Yeah. - Oh.
#245
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- _ - Uh...
#246
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Oh, oh. He's thanking us for something, so that's good.
#247
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Dude, how are you so bad at this, man?
#248
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He probably missed the feeding. He's blaming us.
#249
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- Yeah. - What?
#250
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Shit. You think?
#251
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- Yeah. - Probably.
#252
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No. Hold on.
#253
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I'm just gonna send him something real quick
#254
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- _ - and make sure everything's all good.
#255
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- Mm. - Oh, yeah.
#256
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He says he's great, so we're fine.
#257
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Dude.
#258
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- He's screaming at you, man. - Yeah.
#259
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Screaming?
#260
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Dude, this whole texting thing is your idea,
#261
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and you don't know how texting works?
#262
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No, he's... He just did it in all capitals.
#263
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- That's screaming. - That's a scream.
#264
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- That's what you do when you're screaming. - That's not scream...
#265
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This is just all one big misunderstanding
#266
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due to the sea lions, all right? I know what to do.
#267
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I'm just gonna speak from the heart.
#268
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Let me just text s-something from the heart
#269
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that he's gonna understand, something a little bit...
#270
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- All right. - Mmm.
#271
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Smell good.
#272
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Not really normal to the... if I...
#273
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- Come on. - Is there a...?
#274
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What rhymes with "limber"? What rhymes with it?
#275
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- Hinder. - How do you not get "timber"?
#276
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- Timber. - Timber. And...
#277
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- Oh. Salutations. - And send.
#278
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- Okay. - Ah, dude.
#279
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So, let's just give him a chance.
#280
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He's probably gonna take some time and respond to...
#281
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- Oh! - No, he responded.
#282
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- Yeah. - Uh, "K."
#283
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- You're dead to him. - Yeah, he's blowing you off, man.
#284
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- "K" means "okay." - He is pissed, dude. - "K."
#285
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- Yeah. - He is... - "K" means "okay."
#286
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- No. - He didn't even bother to read your thing!
#287
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- He just sent "K." - How could he possibly read that whole...?
#288
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- He read it! - He is pissed off at you.
#289
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- Dennis is the fastest reader in America. - Can we just...?
#290
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Oh, now he's calling me.
#291
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- He's calling? - Oh, good. Good, good, yeah.
#292
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You could just text, but no. Call me, call me!
#293
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- I want to hear from you. - Okay. You're gonna like this.
#294
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_
#295
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- Uh, what is that? - I called him the "F" word.
#296
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It's a bundle of sticks.
#297
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No. Dee, no. You can't do that. That's not funny.
#298
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Okay, y-you can't say that word.
#299
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I didn't say the word. I did the pictures.
#300
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But it doesn't matter. That's offensive, okay?
#301
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And it's off-putting, and it's not a good color on you.
#302
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Blue? You're gonna go blue? Don't go blue.
#303
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That tells me that you're just not funny at all.
#304
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_
#305
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- Yeah. - What?
#306
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Frank nailing it again.
#307
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What's so funny about what you did?
#308
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Well, it works on two levels, Dee.
#309
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It-it says that, uh, Frank's on fire
#310
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and also that, uh, Mac is a raging flamer,
#311
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which is still totally acceptable, for now.
#312
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I have an idea. I have an idea. Check this out.
#313
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What is that?
#314
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I'm joking that maybe we should get the Jew lawyer
#315
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and have an arbitration about what words we can and can't use
#316
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to describe Mac's sexuality.
#317
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Cool! Super funny
#318
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and not the least bit anti-Semitic.
#319
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You get it! You get it.
#320
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Should we just get out of here?
#321
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- Let's do that. - Yeah. Well, hold on.
#322
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Well, okay, but hang on.
#323
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Wait, Dennis. Hey, excuse me.
#324
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Dennis, wait, wait,
#325
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wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Where'd you go?
#326
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Where'd you go? Oh, no.
#327
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Oh, no.
#328
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Dennis!
#329
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Why won't Dennis answer my calls?
#330
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Dude, who cares? Man, I'm so sick of this texting shit.
#331
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- Come on. - It's like we're not even enjoying the zoo, man.
#332
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- No see no animals. - "Missed your calls."
#333
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- That's what it is. - Jesus Christ.
#334
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- Oh, dude, he... - He missed them.
#335
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- He's lying to you. - He's avoiding you.
#336
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Look, can we just go see the meerkats?
#337
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Please? Let's just drop it.
#338
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We'll go to the meerkats. We'll have fun.
#339
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I want to go taunt the gorillas before they get fed
#340
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and they're not hungry anymore.
#341
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Why do you even want to taunt a gorilla? What is that?
#342
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Oh, it's hysterical.
#343
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I sit there, eat a banana real slow,
#344
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and he comes up to the glass,
#345
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and he's banging on the glass like the dumb ape he is.
#346
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It will bang its hands bloody trying to get the banana.
#347
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How is that funny?
#348
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It's funny 'cause he can't get the banana.
#349
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All right, dude. You know what?
#350
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Go ahead. Go taunt the gorillas, all right?
#351
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But I'm going to the meerkats. I'm not going with you.
#352
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Suit yourself.
#353
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All right, can we just go to the meer...? What are you doing now?
#354
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- What is this? - I'm just sending one last text.
#355
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You're gonna send another gi... Another gi...
#356
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- Okay, it's gonna take a little bit of... Oh! - Oh.
#357
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Oh, he read that so fast.
#358
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- He didn't read it at all! - I think...
#359
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Dude, he doesn't want to talk to you!
#360
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Can we just please go to the meerkats, dude?
#361
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No. You know what I'm gonna do?
#362
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I'm just gonna hang out in the bathroom for a while.
#363
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You're gonna hang out in the bathroom?
#364
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- Yeah, for a while. - Why?
#365
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It's a gay thing, so you really wouldn't understand.
#366
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- What? - Yeah, you know, it's, like,
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bathrooms at zoos are, like,
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big Grindr spots for closeted dads.
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Dude, I know what's up here. You're ditching me, man.
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You're-you're ditching me
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so you can go beg forgiveness from Dennis, dude.
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- It's so pathetic, man. - No, I am not, Charlie.
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- It's so pathetic, dude. Dude, you're no meerkat. - I am not!
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- I'm not doing th... I am a... Don't... - I'll tell you...
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You're not a meerkat.
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- Don't be... - Meerkats stick together, Mac!
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Don't be like that, Charlie.
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Of course I'm a meerkat, all right?
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Bullshit! Then why aren't you hanging with me?!
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I just want to go meet my needs real quick...
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What about the needs of the group, Mac?
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I'm gonna meet the needs of the group, Charlie, after that,
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but I just feel like... Are you...
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are you pissing on me?!
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- Yeah. - Oh, uh...
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Direct eye contact?
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Yeah!
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- Your neck's very high. - Yeah.
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- Okay, I'm done. - Oh.
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Don't look at me.
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Goddamn it!
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Dennis.
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Y-You came to talk to me.
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Unless this is, like, a Grindr situation?
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I came to piss.
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Look, man, I know that you're mad at me,
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but when you said that thing about "C lions,"
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- Charlie was like... - Oh, that's a lie.
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That's just a lie, because Charlie can't read.
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All right, it was all my fault, but it was an honest mistake.
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One thing, Mac.
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I mean, I came here to see one goddamn thing,
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and you ruined it with your texting nonsense.
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Yes, but I have some new information.
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There's going to be another live feeding.
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- Go on. - Yeah.
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A goat is to be sacrificed.
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I heard an employee in here. He was talking about it.
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- Now, I offered to blow him, but he was like, "Nah, I'm..." - Goat?
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That's some Jurassic Park shit. I like it.
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But if you're gonna join me,
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you must follow my every command because, I swear to God,
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if you make me miss this one, too,
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I will feed you to the lions myself.
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Okay.
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Are you pissing on me?
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Yeah.
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You guys grinding?
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- Ah. - _
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Hey! Where you a...
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Where you at, you big, dumb baboon?
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Huh?
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Uh, excuse me.
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Excuse me. Where's the, uh...
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- Where's the big animal? The... Uh. - _
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Ah. Annoying bird.
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- The what? - Nah.
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No, it's just the phones are... they're so distracting.
#436
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Now, where's the big, dumb, you know, the ape, the animal?
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The-the-the silverback?
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Yeah, the dummy. Yeah.
#439
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Yeah. Uh, well, that's Andy. Uh, Andy...
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- Andy the dummy. - Yeah.
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- He can be pretty shy. - Yeah... He can be... Yeah.
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So, yeah. So, sometimes you have to
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- look to find him 'cause... - Ah... Oh, excuse me.
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- _ - What does this bitch...
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What is she talking about?
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I...
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey!
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You big, dumb... Where's my bananas?!
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Son of a...
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You bastard!
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Give me those bananas!
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Come on.
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Learn to read, idiot.
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Goddamn it!
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Okay.
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So, this should be getting started any minute.
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I'm gonna drop a quick pin because I think the guys
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- are gonna want to see this. - Yeah.
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You know, I got to say, something feels a little off
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to me a-about all this. W-Why are we in the exhibit?
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That doesn't feel safe, you know.
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And why are a bunch of children in the exhibit as well?
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Yes, that does seem a little strange, doesn't it?
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Hi-hi. Uh, sir? Excuse me.
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Uh, yeah.
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When is the goat to be slaughtered?
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Excuse me?
#475
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When is the goat going to be fed to the lion?
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Uh, my friend engaged in a sexual exchange for information
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and was told there was going to be a sacrifice.
#478
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Well, he tried but I said no.
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- Oh, that's... - It's not what you think.
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I think there's been some miscommunication.
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This is the-the petting zoo.
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We're feeding the goats. We're not slaughtering them.
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Uh...
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- Dennis, I, uh... - It's fine.
#485
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No, it's fine, Mac.
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This is all fine.
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- Why don't we just go to the next exhibit. - Oh.
#488
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Cool. Yeah, I thought you were actually gonna be upset with me.
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Dennis?
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Dennis?!
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Dennis? Dennis!
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- Here you go, ma'am. Have fun. - Huh? What?
#494
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- No. What's this? - Okay, kids.
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Let's go!
#496
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What?
#497
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No, get away from me.
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No. God, please help me!
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- Oh! - Meerkats! Meerkats!
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- That was amazing! - I knew what you were saying
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- by the looks on your faces. - Yeah. -Yeah.
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Hey, guys. I-I felt connected to you for the first time today.
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Yeah, see, that's what it's all about.
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- You know what I mean? - Dude, Charlie,
#511
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that smile said a thousand words, you know?
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It was like, "I told you so,"
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but also, "I forgive you." I understood everything.
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- Yeah, I forgave you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I could tell, Mac,
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by the look on your face, that you really were sorry
#516
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- about me having to miss that lion feeding. - Mm-hmm.
#517
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And I-I really appreciated that, bro.
#518
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See, that's the thing, you know?
#519
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Like, even though we were texting all day
#520
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and we were in constant communication,
#521
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I don't really think we were communicating at all.
#522
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- That's a real form of communi... - Yeah, I am getting one, though.
#523
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- Yeah, me, too. - I do want to... Bowling ball,
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water, eggplant, queen...
#525
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Oh, Frank is pissing on Mac. Very good.
#526
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- Yeah. - Yes, I am.
#527
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- Yeah, yeah. - Come on.
#528
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- Oh, he is! - He is for real.
#529
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- Nice one. - That's a great text, Dee. - Thank you.
#530
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- Oh, ah... You want a great text? I'm gonna... - _
#531
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- No, no, Dee... Dee beat you to it. - Yeah.
#532
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Huh? What do you think?
#533
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Well, then, I'm gonna do one from the heart.
#534
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- I'm gonna do one from the heart. - You liked it for real?
#535
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Oh, Mac, I like that. What is that?
#536
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I mean, they are... they're just funny.
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