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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 14, Episode 5 — The Gang Texts

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Philadelphia Zoo.

#1

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- Just a reminder that... - Damn it. Where is Frank?

#2

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I'm not missing this lion feeding.

#3

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Oh, lions are cool, man.

#4

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For sure. But, you know, the best exhibit's

#5

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- the meerkats. You know? - Meerkats!

#6

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Hey, man, you know, they have those bubbles,

#7

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you know, where you can pop your head up out of the ground

#8

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- and look around. - Yeah, you're looking around.

#9

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It's like you are a meerkat.

#10

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No, I'm not waiting for Frank. I'm-I'm just gonna go in.

#11

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- No. - 'Cause I-I don't want to wait here for the guy.

#12

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I know. But I think we should...

#13

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I really feel like we need to stick together.

#14

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- Huh? - Dee, will you calm down? She got lost at the zoo

#15

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- when we were seven. It's fine. - I-I got trampled

#16

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- by wild animals at the zoo when I was seven. - Sheep.

#17

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- At the petting zoo. - Goats!

#18

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- It was. - You don't have to worry about that. Okay, guys?

#19

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Because modern technology has figured this out for us.

#20

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We're all connected now.

#21

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That is why I started this group text chain.

#22

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You know? So we can stay in constant communication.

#23

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I'm just gonna hit up Frank real quick,

#24

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and we'll find out what's up.

#25

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Guys, this way, nobody is gonna get lost,

#26

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because the texting keeps us all on the same page.

#27

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- Okay. - Oh. Well, see, there you go.

#28

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- Frank's five minutes away. - Great. - No, no, no.

#29

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No, everybody knows that "five min away"

#30

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actually means 20 minutes away, okay?

#31

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I'm not missing this live feeding, okay?

#32

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Dude, why the big deal about watching a-a lion

#33

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eat a pile of dead meat?

#34

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Oh, no, no, no. Wrong. Alive.

#35

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Okay? Quite alive, I assure you.

#36

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- That's a thing? Zoos do that? - That's a thing.

#37

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- _ - What's this?

#38

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- Dennis has a boner? He does? - Yes.

#39

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- No, he doesn't. - Well, goddamn it, he did.

#40

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I did. It's gone now.

#41

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Uh, do we have to do this whole texting thing?

#42

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- I mean, Dee's already annoying. - She's always been annoying, Charlie.

#43

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That's why we ditched her when she was seven.

#44

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- You... ditched me? - Oh, shut up, Dee. Shut up!

#45

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God, don't make this all about you.

#46

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- I'm-I'm going in. I don't-I don't want to wait. - Well, then I'm gonna

#47

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- go with you, 'cause I don't want to get ditched again. - Fine. Whatever.

#48

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- Yeah, we'll catch up with you. - Look, look, look.

#49

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And just text us when he gets here.

#50

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Who? Frank?

#51

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Yes, Frank. Who else would we be talking about?

#52

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Oh, well, I just want to make sure

#53

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- we're all on the same page. - Oh, my God.

#54

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Text us when Frank gets here!

#55

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Huh?!

#56

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- Frank. Text... - Frank! What? Text us! Text us!

#57

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Text us when Frank gets here!

#58

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I can't... I can't... You know what?

#59

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- I can't... Let me just... I'm-a... - Text 'em now.

#60

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I'm gonna text y... Check your phone!

#61

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I'm gonna text you!

#62

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_

#63

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- God, I'm so thirsty. - Yeah.

#64

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Well, that's the cinnamon in the churro.

#65

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- That'll make you thirsty. - You know what?

#66

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I'm gonna... I'm gonna update the group.

#67

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Why are you texting that?

#68

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Oh, well, I just wanted to, uh, update the group on my status.

#69

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Yeah, but that's, like, a sexual thing, man.

#70

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That means you're thirsting for something,

#71

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which means you're horny for it.

#72

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Dennis is funny with the texts, man.

#73

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Huh.

#74

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Aw, come on. Too late, Dee.

#75

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Goddamn it. Where is Frank?

#76

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I'm just... You know what? I'm just gonna text him again,

#77

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'cause I don't know what the hell's going on.

#78

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Where you be?

#79

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Huh. What does that mean? He's...

#80

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- It's a dancing woman, a smiley face and a gun. - Oh.

#81

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I know what that means.

#82

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He's stuck behind a woman driver and he wants to shoot himself.

#83

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- Oh. - Mm-hmm.

#84

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All right. Well, I'm just gonna update everybody.

#85

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- "Late." - Yeah, but come on, man.

#86

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You keep sending updates with no new information.

#87

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No, no, I'm just keeping the whole group updated

#88

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the way a meerkat might.

#89

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Yeah, but a meerkat's efficient in how it updates.

#90

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You know what I mean? Like, one little chirp,

#91

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it can warn a whole group of, like, an eagle or whatever.

#92

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It doesn't need to, like, chirp over

#93

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and over and over again, you know?

#94

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I-I'm sorry, a-are you schooling me on meerkat knowledge?

#95

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- Seems like I have to. - Oh, oh, is that right?

#96

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Well, first of all, smarty-pants,

#97

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they don't chirp. They chirrup.

#98

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Oh, yeah? You think you know a ton about the meerkat?

#99

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Well, did you know that the alpha pair will scent-mark

#100

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the subordinate to show that it's the leader?

#101

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If they find the weak one, they start pissing all over it.

#102

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Yes. Of course I know that, Charlie.

#103

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We watched the same documentary.

#104

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By the way, I'm not the one that passed out halfway through

#105

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and scent-marked all over himself.

#106

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- I drank a case of beer, man. - So did I.

#107

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I also drank a case of beer, and I didn't piss myself.

#108

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All I'm saying is you don't have to text, like,

#109

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every three seconds, you know?

#110

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Aw, goddamn it. Where is Frank? I just...

#111

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- You're gonna text it again? - Yeah, I'm gonna...

#112

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- I just got to make sure everybody knows. - It just means that you're...

#113

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you want... you're horny. Oh.

#114

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Ah, Dennis g... Dennis nailed it.

#115

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- What-what does that mean? - A peach is a butt.

#116

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You're horny for a butt.

#117

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- I'm-I'm horny for a butt? - 'Cause you're gay. - FRANK: Hey-o!

#118

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- Sorry I'm late. I had... - Oh.

#119

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...had to get a bag of bananas so I could taunt the gorilla.

#120

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It took you two hours to get bananas?

#121

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Yeah, well, I was stuck behind that woman driver.

#122

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I thought I texted you that.

#123

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Yeah, we got that.

#124

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- Let's just go inside. - I...

#125

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Aw, c... Too late, Dee. Come on.

#126

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- She sucks. - Pick up the pace with it,

#127

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- you know? - She sucks.

#128

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- I texted a peach. - I already did that, Dee.

#129

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Oh, yeah. There it is.

#130

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You know, speed's very important in comedy texting, Dee.

#131

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If it looks like you thought about it for a while, it's pretty lame.

#132

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- Yeah. I know. - Yeah.

#133

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Ooh, you know what I'll do? I'll do a fist. Right?

#134

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So it's like he's thirsty for a fist in the butt.

#135

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I don't think anybody's gonna get that.

#136

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You know? Plus, the moment is long gone. I mean...

#137

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Goddamn it. What...

#138

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No, that... I was wrong. That was funny. I...

#139

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Oh, Dee.

#140

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Well, you guys are too fast on this thing.

#141

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_

#142

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- Don't answer. I got this. - Let me just...

#143

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- I can... No, no! No. - But you're... Okay, go, go.

#144

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I got it, I got it. Okay.

#145

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What's a... funny thing I can...

#146

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Oh, my God. Stop. I...

#147

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- _ - _

#148

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- Go. - Well, I mean...

#149

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- Look at that. - Yeah, but...

#150

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- Quick. Concise. Job done. - Whatever.

#151

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- Okay. - No confusion.

#152

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- All right. Sea lions, here we are. - Okay.

#153

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- All right. Where are they? - Yeah.

#154

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I don't know.

#155

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- _ - _

#156

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- Mm? - Wait a minute.

#157

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- He said in front. He's not in front. - Eh.

#158

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- Exhibit ent... - Entrance?

#159

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Oh, come on. I got to go rescue these guys

#160

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at the exhibit entrance? Excuse me, sir?

#161

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Sir? Yeah.

#162

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Um, h-how long do we have till the lion begins feeding?

#163

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Uh, we're five minutes out.

#164

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Five minutes out? Okay. Thank you, thank you. All right.

#165

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. I don't want to get lost.

#166

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No, I will not adjust my gait to accommodate

#167

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your weird insecurities about sheep.

#168

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It was a goat, and it was a lunatic.

#169

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- Its eyes were going in every direction. - Oh, were they? Fascinating.

#170

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- Tell me more! - He pounced on me,

#171

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and then all of his friends moved in for the kill.

#172

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- Ooh! Terrifying. Ooh! - Don't do that.

#173

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It was so scary!

#174

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_

#175

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- Oh. - What does that mean?

#176

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Shit, he's-he's having fun without us.

#177

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No, no, no, no, no, no. Mac, that's sarcastic.

#178

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If he was having fun, it would have an exclamation point.

#179

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I'm gonna de-escalate. I'm gonna de-escalate.

#180

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- Probably pissed he can't find us. - Wait.

#181

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_

#182

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- Oh, shit. - What does that mean?

#183

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- Oh... - That's not g... What it means is

#184

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that he's already given the information

#185

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and he doesn't want to have to repeat himself.

#186

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- So you got to scroll up and see. - So, what... Scroll up.

#187

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- Scroll up. - Dennis hates to repeat himself.

#188

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Well, let's find what he's...

#189

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Ah.

#190

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"Went to C lions."

#191

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Oh. Shit.

#192

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Dude, do you think he went to the sea lions

#193

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or he went to go see the lion?

#194

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- Ooh... - Oh. I don't know.

#195

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I don't know. Let me ask.

#196

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_

#197

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Oh. Yeah, yeah, I...

#198

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What'd you get wrong there?

#199

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_

#200

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_

#201

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- Sea. Um... - Dude, just let me, all right?

#202

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- Well, it's-it's the predictive te... - It's better...

#203

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it's better with pictures.

#204

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- Went to sea lion or... - Lions.

#205

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...see a lion?

#206

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Right.

#207

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_

#208

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- Oh. He's mad. - Oh, no, but... -Yeah.

#209

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- No. - No, it's got an exclamation point.

#210

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- That means it's happy. - No, it's all... - He's-he's screaming at you.

#211

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- Yeah, it's all caps. - It's all caps. -Screaming?

#212

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- Yeah. That's not good. - That's...

#213

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- _ - What is this?

#214

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- What-what is... - What does that mean?

#215

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What does that mean? I don't know. Dee-Dee sucks, man.

#216

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- I don't know. - She-she sucks.

#217

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All right, watch this.

#218

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How about that with the eggplant?

#219

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- Oh. Ooh. We're coming. - All right, let's go.

#220

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- All right, let's go. - Yeah.

#221

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Oh, yeah. "We're coming."

#222

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Charlie made it work.

#223

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- Oh. - Nice. Nice.

#224

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Idiots went to the wrong exhibit.

#225

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All right, let-let-let's get back there.

#226

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I don't want to miss anything. Come on.

#227

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Okay. All right. Well, stop walking like...

#228

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Hey, pal. How's it going?

#229

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Uh... where's the lion?

#230

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- Are we close? Are we close? - Oh.

#231

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Yeah, you just missed it. Yeah, he's fed.

#232

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- He's back in his cage. - Oh.

#233

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He ate the kill? He-he devoured the kill?

#234

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- And I wasn't here? - No, the feeding. Yeah, yeah.

#235

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- You just missed it. It was awesome. - No.

#236

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Man, you said we were five minutes out.

#237

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- Yeah, right. - Yeah, but that was only ten minutes ago.

#238

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C-Correct.

#239

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No, but nobody does it that way.

#240

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The five minutes means 20 minutes, man. You can't...

#241

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- It's the whole reason I'm here! - Uh...

#242

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Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.

#243

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Hey, man. You missed it. It was awesome.

#244

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- Uh-huh. Yeah. - Oh.

#245

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- _ - Uh...

#246

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Oh, oh. He's thanking us for something, so that's good.

#247

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Dude, how are you so bad at this, man?

#248

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He probably missed the feeding. He's blaming us.

#249

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- Yeah. - What?

#250

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Shit. You think?

#251

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- Yeah. - Probably.

#252

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No. Hold on.

#253

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I'm just gonna send him something real quick

#254

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- _ - and make sure everything's all good.

#255

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- Mm. - Oh, yeah.

#256

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He says he's great, so we're fine.

#257

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Dude.

#258

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- He's screaming at you, man. - Yeah.

#259

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Screaming?

#260

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Dude, this whole texting thing is your idea,

#261

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and you don't know how texting works?

#262

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No, he's... He just did it in all capitals.

#263

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- That's screaming. - That's a scream.

#264

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- That's what you do when you're screaming. - That's not scream...

#265

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This is just all one big misunderstanding

#266

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due to the sea lions, all right? I know what to do.

#267

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I'm just gonna speak from the heart.

#268

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Let me just text s-something from the heart

#269

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that he's gonna understand, something a little bit...

#270

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- All right. - Mmm.

#271

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Smell good.

#272

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Not really normal to the... if I...

#273

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- Come on. - Is there a...?

#274

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What rhymes with "limber"? What rhymes with it?

#275

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- Hinder. - How do you not get "timber"?

#276

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- Timber. - Timber. And...

#277

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- Oh. Salutations. - And send.

#278

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- Okay. - Ah, dude.

#279

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So, let's just give him a chance.

#280

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He's probably gonna take some time and respond to...

#281

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- Oh! - No, he responded.

#282

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- Yeah. - Uh, "K."

#283

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- You're dead to him. - Yeah, he's blowing you off, man.

#284

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- "K" means "okay." - He is pissed, dude. - "K."

#285

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- Yeah. - He is... - "K" means "okay."

#286

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- No. - He didn't even bother to read your thing!

#287

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- He just sent "K." - How could he possibly read that whole...?

#288

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- He read it! - He is pissed off at you.

#289

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- Dennis is the fastest reader in America. - Can we just...?

#290

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Oh, now he's calling me.

#291

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- He's calling? - Oh, good. Good, good, yeah.

#292

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You could just text, but no. Call me, call me!

#293

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- I want to hear from you. - Okay. You're gonna like this.

#294

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_

#295

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- Uh, what is that? - I called him the "F" word.

#296

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It's a bundle of sticks.

#297

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No. Dee, no. You can't do that. That's not funny.

#298

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Okay, y-you can't say that word.

#299

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I didn't say the word. I did the pictures.

#300

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But it doesn't matter. That's offensive, okay?

#301

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And it's off-putting, and it's not a good color on you.

#302

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Blue? You're gonna go blue? Don't go blue.

#303

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That tells me that you're just not funny at all.

#304

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_

#305

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- Yeah. - What?

#306

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Frank nailing it again.

#307

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What's so funny about what you did?

#308

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Well, it works on two levels, Dee.

#309

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It-it says that, uh, Frank's on fire

#310

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and also that, uh, Mac is a raging flamer,

#311

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which is still totally acceptable, for now.

#312

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I have an idea. I have an idea. Check this out.

#313

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What is that?

#314

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I'm joking that maybe we should get the Jew lawyer

#315

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and have an arbitration about what words we can and can't use

#316

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to describe Mac's sexuality.

#317

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Cool! Super funny

#318

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and not the least bit anti-Semitic.

#319

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You get it! You get it.

#320

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Should we just get out of here?

#321

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- Let's do that. - Yeah. Well, hold on.

#322

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Well, okay, but hang on.

#323

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Wait, Dennis. Hey, excuse me.

#324

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Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Dennis, wait, wait,

#325

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wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Where'd you go?

#326

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Where'd you go? Oh, no.

#327

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Oh, no.

#328

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Dennis!

#329

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Why won't Dennis answer my calls?

#330

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Dude, who cares? Man, I'm so sick of this texting shit.

#331

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- Come on. - It's like we're not even enjoying the zoo, man.

#332

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- No see no animals. - "Missed your calls."

#333

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- That's what it is. - Jesus Christ.

#334

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- Oh, dude, he... - He missed them.

#335

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- He's lying to you. - He's avoiding you.

#336

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Look, can we just go see the meerkats?

#337

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Please? Let's just drop it.

#338

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We'll go to the meerkats. We'll have fun.

#339

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I want to go taunt the gorillas before they get fed

#340

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and they're not hungry anymore.

#341

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Why do you even want to taunt a gorilla? What is that?

#342

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Oh, it's hysterical.

#343

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I sit there, eat a banana real slow,

#344

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and he comes up to the glass,

#345

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and he's banging on the glass like the dumb ape he is.

#346

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It will bang its hands bloody trying to get the banana.

#347

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How is that funny?

#348

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It's funny 'cause he can't get the banana.

#349

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All right, dude. You know what?

#350

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Go ahead. Go taunt the gorillas, all right?

#351

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But I'm going to the meerkats. I'm not going with you.

#352

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Suit yourself.

#353

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All right, can we just go to the meer...? What are you doing now?

#354

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- What is this? - I'm just sending one last text.

#355

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You're gonna send another gi... Another gi...

#356

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- Okay, it's gonna take a little bit of... Oh! - Oh.

#357

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Oh, he read that so fast.

#358

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- He didn't read it at all! - I think...

#359

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Dude, he doesn't want to talk to you!

#360

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Can we just please go to the meerkats, dude?

#361

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No. You know what I'm gonna do?

#362

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I'm just gonna hang out in the bathroom for a while.

#363

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You're gonna hang out in the bathroom?

#364

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- Yeah, for a while. - Why?

#365

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It's a gay thing, so you really wouldn't understand.

#366

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- What? - Yeah, you know, it's, like,

#367

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bathrooms at zoos are, like,

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big Grindr spots for closeted dads.

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Dude, I know what's up here. You're ditching me, man.

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You're-you're ditching me

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so you can go beg forgiveness from Dennis, dude.

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- It's so pathetic, man. - No, I am not, Charlie.

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- It's so pathetic, dude. Dude, you're no meerkat. - I am not!

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- I'm not doing th... I am a... Don't... - I'll tell you...

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You're not a meerkat.

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- Don't be... - Meerkats stick together, Mac!

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Don't be like that, Charlie.

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Of course I'm a meerkat, all right?

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Bullshit! Then why aren't you hanging with me?!

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I just want to go meet my needs real quick...

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What about the needs of the group, Mac?

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I'm gonna meet the needs of the group, Charlie, after that,

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but I just feel like... Are you...

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are you pissing on me?!

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- Yeah. - Oh, uh...

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Direct eye contact?

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Yeah!

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- Your neck's very high. - Yeah.

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- Okay, I'm done. - Oh.

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Don't look at me.

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Goddamn it!

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Dennis.

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Y-You came to talk to me.

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Unless this is, like, a Grindr situation?

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I came to piss.

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Look, man, I know that you're mad at me,

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but when you said that thing about "C lions,"

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- Charlie was like... - Oh, that's a lie.

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That's just a lie, because Charlie can't read.

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All right, it was all my fault, but it was an honest mistake.

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One thing, Mac.

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I mean, I came here to see one goddamn thing,

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and you ruined it with your texting nonsense.

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Yes, but I have some new information.

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There's going to be another live feeding.

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- Go on. - Yeah.

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A goat is to be sacrificed.

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I heard an employee in here. He was talking about it.

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- Now, I offered to blow him, but he was like, "Nah, I'm..." - Goat?

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That's some Jurassic Park shit. I like it.

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But if you're gonna join me,

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you must follow my every command because, I swear to God,

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if you make me miss this one, too,

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I will feed you to the lions myself.

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Okay.

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Are you pissing on me?

#424

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Yeah.

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You guys grinding?

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- Ah. - _

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Hey! Where you a...

#428

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Where you at, you big, dumb baboon?

#429

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Huh?

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Uh, excuse me.

#431

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Excuse me. Where's the, uh...

#432

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- Where's the big animal? The... Uh. - _

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Ah. Annoying bird.

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- The what? - Nah.

#435

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No, it's just the phones are... they're so distracting.

#436

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Now, where's the big, dumb, you know, the ape, the animal?

#437

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The-the-the silverback?

#438

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Yeah, the dummy. Yeah.

#439

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Yeah. Uh, well, that's Andy. Uh, Andy...

#440

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- Andy the dummy. - Yeah.

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- He can be pretty shy. - Yeah... He can be... Yeah.

#442

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So, yeah. So, sometimes you have to

#443

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- look to find him 'cause... - Ah... Oh, excuse me.

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- _ - What does this bitch...

#445

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What is she talking about?

#446

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I...

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Hey! Hey!

#448

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Hey!

#449

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You big, dumb... Where's my bananas?!

#450

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Son of a...

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You bastard!

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Give me those bananas!

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Come on.

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Learn to read, idiot.

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Goddamn it!

#462

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Okay.

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So, this should be getting started any minute.

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I'm gonna drop a quick pin because I think the guys

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- are gonna want to see this. - Yeah.

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You know, I got to say, something feels a little off

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to me a-about all this. W-Why are we in the exhibit?

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That doesn't feel safe, you know.

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And why are a bunch of children in the exhibit as well?

#470

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Yes, that does seem a little strange, doesn't it?

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Hi-hi. Uh, sir? Excuse me.

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Uh, yeah.

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When is the goat to be slaughtered?

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Excuse me?

#475

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When is the goat going to be fed to the lion?

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Uh, my friend engaged in a sexual exchange for information

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and was told there was going to be a sacrifice.

#478

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Well, he tried but I said no.

#479

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- Oh, that's... - It's not what you think.

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I think there's been some miscommunication.

#481

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This is the-the petting zoo.

#482

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We're feeding the goats. We're not slaughtering them.

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Uh...

#484

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- Dennis, I, uh... - It's fine.

#485

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No, it's fine, Mac.

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This is all fine.

#487

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- Why don't we just go to the next exhibit. - Oh.

#488

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Cool. Yeah, I thought you were actually gonna be upset with me.

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Dennis?

#490

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Dennis?!

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Dennis? Dennis!

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- Here you go, ma'am. Have fun. - Huh? What?

#494

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- No. What's this? - Okay, kids.

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Let's go!

#496

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What?

#497

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No, get away from me.

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No. God, please help me!

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- Oh! - Meerkats! Meerkats!

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- That was amazing! - I knew what you were saying

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- by the looks on your faces. - Yeah. -Yeah.

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Hey, guys. I-I felt connected to you for the first time today.

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Yeah, see, that's what it's all about.

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- You know what I mean? - Dude, Charlie,

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that smile said a thousand words, you know?

#512

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It was like, "I told you so,"

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but also, "I forgive you." I understood everything.

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- Yeah, I forgave you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I could tell, Mac,

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by the look on your face, that you really were sorry

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- about me having to miss that lion feeding. - Mm-hmm.

#517

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And I-I really appreciated that, bro.

#518

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See, that's the thing, you know?

#519

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Like, even though we were texting all day

#520

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and we were in constant communication,

#521

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I don't really think we were communicating at all.

#522

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- That's a real form of communi... - Yeah, I am getting one, though.

#523

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- Yeah, me, too. - I do want to... Bowling ball,

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water, eggplant, queen...

#525

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Oh, Frank is pissing on Mac. Very good.

#526

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- Yeah. - Yes, I am.

#527

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- Yeah, yeah. - Come on.

#528

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- Oh, he is! - He is for real.

#529

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- Nice one. - That's a great text, Dee. - Thank you.

#530

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- Oh, ah... You want a great text? I'm gonna... - _

#531

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- No, no, Dee... Dee beat you to it. - Yeah.

#532

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Huh? What do you think?

#533

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Well, then, I'm gonna do one from the heart.

#534

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- I'm gonna do one from the heart. - You liked it for real?

#535

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Oh, Mac, I like that. What is that?

#536

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I mean, they are... they're just funny.

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