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Season 3, Episode 11 — Chinpokomon

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Chinpokomon
Air date: November 03, 1999
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Eliza Schneider
The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan's #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover that the Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash them into bombing Pearl Harbor. The parents band together to stop Japan and save America!
Source: TMDB
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Did you bring your special Chinpokomon game controller?
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Huh? No. - Oh.
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You didn't get a special Chinpokomon game controller?
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Jesus Christ.
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Chinpokomon. What is primary objective?
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To destroy the evil power.
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I've got to buy all the Chinpokomon
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so I can destroy the evil power, oh!
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Oh! - Damn it.
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I've got to buy them all.
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So first, I'd better go to Hawaii
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and visit Pearl Harbor.
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Try to bomb the harbor. Ready? Go.
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I must buy them all. I must buy them all.
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We must buy them all.
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Try to bomb the harbor.
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Dude, the video game gave Kenny a seizure.
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Dude, this game rules.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Welcome to Chinpokomon Toy Corporation.
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Please state name:
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Red Harris. I own a toy store in America.
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Please state purpose:
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Uh, I want to know what the hell you people
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are doing with these dolls talking about
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bringing down American government and all.
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I am President Hirohito, and this is Mr. Hosek.
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Pleased to meet you.
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We understand you have big concern about our fine product.
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Well, yes, do you mind telling me
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what the hell this is about?
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The American government lies to you.
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Join the fight for Japanese supremacy of the world.
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More to come.
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Well? - Uh...
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That is so strange.
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I do not know how this could happen.
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But rest assured, I will make sure
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it does not happen again.
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Well, now, come on.
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I don't think that that quite satisfies my--
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You are American? - Yes.
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Oh, you must have very big penis.
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Excuse me?
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I was just asking you
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what you're up to with these toys.
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Nothing.