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Season 3, Episode 11 — Chinpokomon

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Chinpokomon
Air date: November 03, 1999
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Eliza Schneider
The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan's #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover that the Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash them into bombing Pearl Harbor. The parents band together to stop Japan and save America!
Source: TMDB
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The primary main objective is to destroy the evil power.
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Well, what's the evil power? - Oh, my God.
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The identity of the evil power won't be revealed until
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all Chinpokomon are collected by a Royal Crown Chinpokomaster.
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What? - Duh!
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God, get with the times, dude. - Duh!
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Shit.
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Yeah, I guess so. - Mom. Dad.
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Can I have money to buy Chinpokomon?
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What's a Chinpokomon? - I'm not sure.
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Well, why do you need one? - I don't know.
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Well then, the answer is no, Kyle.
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You just got money to buy your Cyborg Bill doll.
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Yeah, but Cyborg Bill is totally gay now.
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Please, Mom. Everybody else has Chinpokomon.
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Well, Kyle, that's not a reason to buy something.
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Yeah, Kyle. Don't.
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You see, Son, fads come and go.
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And this-- Chinpokomon
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is obviously nothing more than a fad.
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You don't have to be a part of it.
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In fact, you can even make an even stronger statement
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by saying to your peers, "I'm not going to be a part
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of this fad because I'm an individual."
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Do you understand? - Yes. Yes, I do, dad.
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Now, let me tell you how it works in the real world.
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In the real world, I can either get a Chinpokomon,
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or I can be the only kid without one,
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which singles me out and causes the other kids
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to make fun of me and kick my ass.
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Hm. Good point. Here's $10. - Thanks.
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Wait. Here's twenty. Get one for your brother, too.
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There you go, son.
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I honestly don't know what you see in these things.
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Neither do I.
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Guess I'll call it a night.
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Chinpoko. Buy me. Buy me.
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When will you become Royal Chinpokomaster?
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Hurry up and buy me.
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Down with America.
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What? - I love you.
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Let's be best friends
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and destroy the capitalist American government.
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What the hell is going on here?
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Hey, you guys, check out my sweet Chinpokomon doll.
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Oh, please, Chinpokomon dolls are so last week.
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What? - Yeah, dude. Don't you know?
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It's all about the Chinpokomon video game now.
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