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South Park

Season 3, Episode 10 — Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

TMDB episode metadata

Show: South Park

Episode title: Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

Air date: October 27, 1999

Director: Trey Parker

Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Milan Agnone, Jennifer Howell

Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to help the boys get revenge on the mean 5th graders all in a spooky Scooby Doo rip off!

Source: TMDB

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Arrrrrghhhh!

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♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

faces friendly friendly-faces

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

folks humble humble-folks temptation

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♪ Going down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪

behind woes woes-behind

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

ample ample-parking night parking

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♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪

howdy howdy-neighbor neighbor spouting spouting-howdy spouting-howdy-neighbor

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♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪

headed park south south-park

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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

unwind

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♪ So come on down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪

friends meet

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We're here live at the Kozi 102.1 Halloween Haunt

halloween halloween-haunt haunt live

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at the South Park Docks!

docks park south south-park

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Come on down! We've got a haunted house,

haunted haunted-house house

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and everyone is decorating for tomorrow night, Halloween!

decorating halloween night tomorrow tomorrow-night

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When the band Korn-- that's right, Korn--

band korn

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is going to play live.

live

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And don't forget to wear a costume tomorrow

costume forget tomorrow wear

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because there's a big first prize!

prize

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Well, here are some kids enjoying the Halloween Haunt now.

enjoying halloween halloween-haunt haunt kids

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Say boys, what do you think of Kozi FM's Halloween Haunt so far?

boys halloween halloween-haunt haunt

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This one time, like 8 months ago,

months

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I saw two guys kissing in a park.

kissing park

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And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen

seen

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until I saw the Kozi FM Halloween Haunt.

halloween halloween-haunt haunt

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Alright! Well enjoy the spooky docks, kids!

alright docks enjoy kids spooky

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Hey, you guys, you know what time of year it is?

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Of course, dumbass, it's Halloween.

course dumbass halloween

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That's right!

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And that means only two more months 'til Christmas!

christmas months

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♪ You better watch out you better not cry ♪

watch

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Christmas! - ♪ Christmas time means presents for meeee ♪

christmas presents

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Aw, nuts!

nuts

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Come on Ned, this ain't a whore house,

aint house whore

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it's a hor-ror house!

house

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Aw!

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Hey, Spooky Laboratory, you guys!

laboratory spooky

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Those things are stupid, Cartman.

cartman stupid

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They just stick your hand in cold spaghetti

cold hand spaghetti stick

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and tell you it's intestines and stuff.

intestines stuff

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Well, I'm going to Spooky Laboratory.

laboratory spooky

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♪ Jingle bells jingle bells ♪

bells jingle jingle-bells

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Welcome to the Spooky Laboratory.

laboratory spooky welcome

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I'm your guide, Dr. Spookalot.

guide

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Allow me to show you around the lab.

allow

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Cool.

cool

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Here I have a bowl of human eyeballs.

bowl eyeballs human

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Ewww!

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And here you can feel the brains.

brains

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Oh, ho! Gross!

gross

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And here you can feel the warm innards of the body.

body warm

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Ewww, it feels like cold spaghetti!

cold feels spaghetti

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You guys, it feels like cold spaghetti!

cold feels spaghetti

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Give it up, Kenny, you're not gonna win the costume contest.

contest costume costume-contest kenny

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Your costumes always suck.

costumes suck

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Boo!

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Aagghgh!

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Ha ha ha ha!

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We scared you, chickens!

chickens scared

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We weren't scared!

scared

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Well you should be, the pirate ghosts are gonna come get'cha!

ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts

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The what?

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Didn't you know?

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There's an old legend in South Park

legend park south south-park

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that says these docks are haunted by pirate ghosts.

docks ghosts haunted pirate pirate-ghosts

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Nu-uh.

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Yeah-huh,

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they roam these docks with their swords and hooks hands,

docks hands hooks roam swords

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looking for victims to cut up!

looking victims

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That's just an old legend.

legend

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Rarrrr!

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Aaaghghg!

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Ha ha ha ha, got you again!

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Just wait 'til tomorrow!

tomorrow

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We're gonna scare you kids to death!

death kids scare

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Ha ha ha!

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You guys, my hand totally smells like spaghetti now, smell it!

hand smell smells spaghetti

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I'm sick of those 5th graders scaring us all the time.

graders scaring sick

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We should come up with a way to scare them!

scare

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Yeah, let's see how they like it!

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Joining me now is Father Maxi from the South Park Church.

church father joining maxi park south south-park

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Father, what do you think of all the preparations

father

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here at the docks?

docks

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Halloween is an abomination of God!

abomination halloween

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A celebration of the occult!

celebration

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Yeah, and how about Korn playing the big concert tomorrow?

concert korn playing tomorrow

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Pretty exciting, huh?

exciting

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Korn is a devil worshipping group that plays violent music!

devil group korn music plays violent worshipping

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If we allow that demon band

allow band demon

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to play on this most unholy of holidays,

holidays unholy

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we may incur the full wrath of evil!

evil full wrath

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Alright! We'll see you tomorrow for Halloween,

alright halloween tomorrow

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in the meantime, here's a Kozi hit by Barry Manilow.

barry meantime

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Come on, you guys, think.

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How can we scare the 5th graders?

graders scare

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It has to be something really scary.

scary

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We could get a big, scary, plastic spider

plastic scary spider

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and dangle it in front of them on a string...

dangle front string

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...spooky spider, that's pretty scary.

scary spider spooky

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That's not scary, fat ass!

scary

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Well come on! We can think of something better

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than stupid pirate ghosts!

ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts stupid

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Argggh!

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Are you sure we're going the right way?

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I don't know, this map doesn't make any sense.

sense

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That's because you've got it upside down, chowder head!

chowder head upside

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Oops.

oops

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When are we gonna get to the gig? I'm starving!

starving

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Don't think about it.

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We'll just keep playing our game... ready?

game playing ready

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I spy with my little eye

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something that begins with the letter "t".

begins letter

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I know!

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A "t"ree!

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You got it!

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I spy with my little eye

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something that begins with the letter "r".

begins letter

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The "r"oad?

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That's it!

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Aarrrggghhh!

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Okay, here's one: I spy with my little eye

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something that begins with the letter "p".

begins letter

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The letter "p"?

letter

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What the heck starts with the letter "p"?

heck letter starts

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P-pirate ghosts!

ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts

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Aaaghgh!

aaaghgh

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Aaahh!

aaahh

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Mom! You got the new Duffy's catalogue,

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I'm gonna circle everything I want for Christmas, okay?

christmas circle

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Mom? Okay?

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Okay... let's see...

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I want this...

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and this...

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And, let's see... "comes with..."

comes

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"Comes with..."

comes

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Eric, your little friends are here.

eric friends

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Mom! Mom! You wanna see what I want for Christmas?

christmas

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Eric, it's only Halloween.

eric halloween

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That's only 72 shopping days left for you!

days left shopping

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Come on, fat ass, we have to go.

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Hey! Don't call me fat!

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Mom! Don't laugh!

laugh

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I'm sorry, hon.

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I can't go with you guys right now.

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Yes you can, porky.

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Mom! Seriously!

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Oh, that's not funny, boys.

boys funny

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Eric isn't fat, he's big boned.

boned eric

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He must have a huge bone in his ass, then.

bone huge must

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Goddammit, Mom!

goddammit

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God, I hate you guys.

hate

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Okay, so we figured out how to scare the 5th graders.

figured graders scare

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How?

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What's the scariest thing we could get?

scariest

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Spooky spider?

spider spooky

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No, a dead body.

body dead dead-body

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Yeah, fat ass, a dead body.

body dead dead-body

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You mean we make something that looks like a dead body?

body dead dead-body

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We could never make one that looks real enough.

real

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To be really scary... it would have to be real.

real scary

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Yeah, fat ass, it has to be real to be scary.

real scary

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So where the hell are we gonna get a dead body?

body dead dead-body

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We're gonna dig up Kyle's dead grandma.

dead dead-grandma grandma kyles

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Yeah, fat ass, we're gonna dig up--

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"dig up Kyle's dead grandma"?!

dead dead-grandma grandma kyles

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Dude, she's perfect, she only died like 3 months ago, right?

died months perfect

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Are you insane?!

insane

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I think that's a sweet idea. - Mph!

idea sweet

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Dude, we're not digging up my grandma, I'll get in trouble!

digging grandma trouble

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All we have to do is sneak into the graveyard, dig her up,

graveyard sneak

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scare the 5th graders, and then put her back

graders scare

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before anybody notices she's gone.

anybody gone notices

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Naw, let's dig up somebody else.

somebody

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Relax, dude, what's the big deal?

deal relax

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Think about it, if your grandma knew that she could help you,

grandma

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even in death, she would want to.

death

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This is gonna be fun!

fun

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♪ Just hear those sleighbells ring-a-ling ♪

ling ring

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♪ Ring ting ting-a-ling too ♪

ling ring

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♪ Outside its lovely weather for a sleighride together with you ♪

lovely weather

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♪ And you and you! ♪

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Cartman, will you stop singing Christmas carols?

carols cartman christmas christmas-carols singing

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We have to be quiet or else we're gonna get busted!

busted quiet

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This must be it-- "Cleo Broflovski".

broflovski must

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That's my grandma.

grandma

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Well, let's dig her up!

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Wait, I don't know if this is cool.

cool

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Of course it's cool.

cool course

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She's gonna be all rotted and scary.

scary

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I don't think my mom would want me doing this.

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"Oh, I don't want to dig up my dead grandma

dead dead-grandma grandma

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"'cause I'm such a goodie-two-shoes!"

goodie shoes

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Ow!

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You guys, be quiet!

quiet

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Now do you wanna get back at the 5th graders or not?

graders

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I don't really care, dude.

care

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Yes, you do! Now dig!

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♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪

falling snow

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♪ And friends are calling yoo-hoo ♪

calling friends

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Okay, it's almost open, ready?

open ready

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One, two, three!

three

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Whoa, dude.

whoa

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Oh my God.

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Hi, Grandma...

grandma

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Hi Kyle.

kyle

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Aagh!

aagh

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Have you been a good boy, Kyle?

kyle

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Have you been making Grandma proud?

grandma proud

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Dammit, Cartman, that's not funny!

cartman dammit funny

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Yes, it is.

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Heh, I'm sweet.

sweet

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Alright, alright, let's just get this over with

alright alright-alright

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so we can put her back.

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Okay, grab the sled.

grab sled

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♪ Silver bells, silver bells ♪

bells silver

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♪ It's Christmas time, you guys... ♪

christmas

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Okay, let's just hide her here,

hide

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and tomorrow during the Halloween party,

halloween halloween-party party tomorrow

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we'll come back in our costumes,

costumes

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and use her to scare the 5th graders!

graders scare

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How exactly are we gonna use her to scare them?

scare

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We could shove a stick up her ass and use her like a puppet.

puppet shove stick

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Rar! Rar! I'm scary grandma!

grandma scary

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Alright, that does it, Cartman!

alright cartman

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That's my grandma!

grandma

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You show some Goddamned respect!

goddamned respect

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What was that?

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Cartman!

cartman

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It wasn't me!

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Dude, not cool, this is scary.

cool scary

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Aaaghghgh!

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Hey, like, it's just some kids.

kids

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Oh, whew! I was really scared there for a second.

scared second whew

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Hey, you're that band, Korn!

band korn

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Yeah, I'm Jonathan, and this is Munky,

jonathan

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David, Fieldy, and Head.

david head

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And over there's our pal, Niblet.

niblet

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Hey, where'd Niblet go?

niblet whered

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Mm-mm, Niblet likes potato chips!

chips likes niblet potato potato-chips

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Niblett!

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Hee-hee.

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What are you guys doing out here?

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We were just driving our van when all of a sudden,

driving sudden

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we were run off the road by some super spooky pirate ghosts.

ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts road spooky super

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Aw, dude, that was just the 5th graders!

graders

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Yeah, they're trying to scare everybody cuz they're gaywads.

everybody scare

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But don't worry, we're about to go get them back.

worry

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Oh, swell, we're supposed to play here tomorrow.

supposed swell tomorrow

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Do you know where the stage is?

stage

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Yeah, dude, its right over there.

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O-Kay!

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Oh hi, we're Korn.

korn

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We're supposed to play the Halloween concert tomorrow.

concert halloween supposed tomorrow

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I know who you are and what you stand for.

stand

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I think your music and Halloween is an abomination!

abomination halloween music

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Groovy, could you show us where to set up?

groovy

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Alright, let's just set her over here behind these boxes.

alright behind boxes

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Shouldn't we hide her better than that?

hide

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Kyle, will you stop worrying? God!

kyle worrying

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Now, we'll all meet back here tomorrow with our costumes,

costumes meet tomorrow

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and then when the Halloween party gets going,

halloween halloween-party party

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we'll bust out his dead gram-gram.

bust dead gram gram-gram

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Let's go!

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Wait till you guys see my costume!

costume till

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It's gonna be sweet!

sweet

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Oh come on, Kenny, you never have a sweet costume.

costume kenny sweet

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You're not gonna win the costume contest.

contest costume costume-contest

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Grrr...

grrr

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Hold on, kids!

kids

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Mrs. Brovlovski?

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Yes?

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We're from Mt. Peaceful Cemetery.

cemetery peaceful

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Could we have a word with you?

word

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Uh, sure, come in.

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What is it?

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Mrs. Broflovski,

broflovski

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somebody has defiled your mother's grave.

grave mothers somebody

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Defiled? How?

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Well, I'm afraid that... somebody dug her up.

afraid somebody

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Dug her up?

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Why?

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Well, the most likely reason is that

likely reason

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somebody wanted to have sex with her dead body.

body dead dead-body somebody wanted

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Yup.

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What!

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We don't want to upset you, but it happens.

happens upset

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Somebody's probably making love to her corpse as we speak.

corpse love somebodys speak

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Every vile position, every disrespectful act imaginable.

disrespectful imaginable position vile

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Oh dear God!

dear

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Yes, by now he's probably even removed her eyes

eyes removed

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and made love to the empty sockets, as well.

empty love sockets

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Ohh!

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Now, we don't want to upset you, but you should know that

upset

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your mother's body would be stiff and dry,

body mothers stiff

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so he would have to have it soaked in warm water

soaked warm water

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for several hours before making love to it.

hours love several several-hours

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Ohhhh!

ohhhh

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Yes, and now for the difficult part--

difficult part

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brace yourself.

brace

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It is highly possible that he has created new orifices

created highly orifices possible

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in her decomposing flesh,

flesh

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leaving her to look something like

leaving

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an overloved hunk of Swiss cheese.

cheese hunk swiss

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She probably--

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Okay, okay! I get the point!

point

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Just tell me what you're gonna do about it!

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Do?

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Oh, we don't do anything, we're just the watchmen.

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Yeah, I guess maybe you might want to

might

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call the police, or something.

police

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Agh!

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Now, he probably would make love to the dead body

body dead dead-body love

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in a cool, dry place,

cool place

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so as to not allow further decomposition...

allow further

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Package delivery for Mrs. Cartman.

cartman delivery package

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A package?

package

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Oh, really...

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Well, I think I can sign for that.

sign

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Sign he'a, and he'a...and he'a.

sign

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I got a Christmas pres-ent!

christmas pres

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I got a Christmas pres-ent!

christmas pres

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Maybe I can see what it is,

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I'll just open one little corner...

corner open

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Let's see...

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Aw, screw it, I'll rewrap it later.

screw

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Oh sweet!

sweet

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Life-Sized Blow-Up Antonio Banderas Love Doll!

antonio antonio-banderas banderas blow doll life love sized

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With realistic geni-tal-ia...

realistic

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Oh, this kicks ass!

kicks

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What a cool Christmas present my mom got!

christmas christmas-present cool present

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It's Halloween day, so come on down to the docks

docks halloween

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and bring your costumes!

bring costumes

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Where's Kenny?

kenny

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He said he had the best Halloween costume ever.

best costume halloween

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Nya nya nya nya nya nya!

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Guess wha-hat I got!

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Antonio Banderas Blow-Up Doll!

antonio antonio-banderas banderas blow doll

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You guys didn't get one!

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Where's your costume, fat ass?

costume

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Screw Halloween, I already got my Christmas present!

christmas christmas-present halloween present screw

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In a few days I'll wrap it back up,

days wrap

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and then when I open it on Christmas,

christmas open

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I'll act all surprised, like, "oh, Mother!

mother surprised

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"Antonio Banderas Life-Sized Blow-Up Doll, what a surprise!"

antonio antonio-banderas banderas blow doll life sized surprise

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Hey, Kenny.

kenny

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Nice costume, Kenny.

costume kenny

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You think you're gonna win with that? Ha!

↓

Alright, the 5th graders are gonna be here soon.

alright graders

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Let's get Kyle's grandma.

grandma kyles

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This is gonna be sweet!

sweet

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Uhh, problem guys.

problem

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What's the problem?

problem

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No grandma.

grandma

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No grandma?!

grandma

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No grandma.

grandma

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She's not here!

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She has to be here.

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Well, she's not here!

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That's just great!

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Thanks a lot Stan, you're gonna get me busted again!

busted stan thanks

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Okay, people, I know we all want to get down to the docks

docks

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for the Halloween Haunt,

halloween halloween-haunt haunt

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but first, we just need to inform you about

inform

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the people or persons out there

persons

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digging up bodies to have sex with them.

bodies digging

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Gentlemen?

gentlemen

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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

afternoon gentlemen ladies

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A person who steals bodies to have sex with them

bodies person steals

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is called a "necrophiliac".

called

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So that you all know what to expect,

expect

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my partner Alan has drawn a sketch

alan drawn partner sketch

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of what having sex with a dead body might look like.

body dead dead-body having might

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Ewwwohh!

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Yes, we know it's horrible.

horrible

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It's probably best you not look at it.

best

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Now, Alan will demonstrate what having sex with a dead body

alan body dead dead-body demonstrate having

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might sound like.

might sound

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Ewwwohh!

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Excuse me, how is this helping?

excuse helping

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That's it, folks, now we can all go to the docks

docks folks

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and enjoy the Halloween Haunt!

enjoy halloween halloween-haunt haunt

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No! Don't go to the docks!

docks

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Arrggh!

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Arrggh, I'm Captain Blye!

captain

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You landlubbers had better stay away from the docks,

docks

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or else there'll be hell to pay!

therell

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Fire the cannons!

fire

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Ahh!

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Har har har!

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Arggggh!

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We won't warn ya again!

warn

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Stay away from our docks!

docks

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I warned you!

warned

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I told you this would happen!

happen

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When you allow bands like Korn to come to town

allow bands korn town

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and play your heathenistic Halloween concerts,

concerts halloween

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this is what you get!

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Great rehearsal, gang, that was really groovy!

gang groovy rehearsal

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Let's practice one more time before the show starts!

practice starts

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Uh guys, I'm sorry,

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but the Halloween Haunt's been cancelled.

cancelled halloween

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Cancelled?!

cancelled

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You best clear outta here,

best clear outta

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there's pirate ghosts and they'll kill ya.

ghosts kill pirate pirate-ghosts

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Well, gang, it looks like we have to pack it up.

gang pack

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Awwww!

↓

Goddammit, now what the hell are we gonna do?

goddammit

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Oh hey, the kids from last night.

kids night

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Wow, is that the Antonio Banderas Life-Sized Blow-Up Doll?

antonio antonio-banderas banderas blow doll life sized

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Hey, Kenny.

kenny

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Say, what's the matter?

matter

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You kids look kinda glum.

kids kinda

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Somebody took my dead grandma.

dead dead-grandma grandma somebody

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What?

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We dug her up because we wanted to scare these 5th graders,

graders scare wanted

↓

but then something took her body away.

body

↓

Now she's doomed to walk the Earth in limbo!

doomed earth limbo walk

↓

Aw, I hate to see little clowns cry.

clowns hate

↓

Well, that does it!

↓

Something funny is going on here.

funny

↓

Your missing grandma must be connected somehow

connected grandma missing must

↓

to those creepy pirate ghosts.

creepy ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts

↓

They're not pirate ghosts, Jonathan,

ghosts jonathan pirate pirate-ghosts

↓

they're ghost pirates. - Huh?

ghost pirates

↓

"Pirate ghost" would suggest that a pirate died

died ghost pirate suggest

↓

and became a ghost.

became ghost

↓

But "ghost pirate" is a ghost

ghost pirate

↓

that later made a conscious decision to be a pirate.

conscious decision pirate

↓

No, David, then they are "pirate ghosts",

david ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts

↓

because they're the ghosts of pirates.

ghosts pirates

↓

You're wrong, because there were no pirates in Colorado.

colorado pirates

↓

So, these must be ghosts that decided to become pirates after the fact.

become decided fact ghosts must pirates

↓

But that makes them pirate ghosts!

ghosts makes pirate pirate-ghosts

↓

No, it makes them ghost pirates!

ghost makes pirates

↓

Pirate ghosts!

ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts

↓

Guys! Guys! Guys!

↓

Fighting isn't gonna solve anything!

fighting solve

↓

Don't you see, this is exactly what those ghost pirates

ghost pirates

↓

want us to do!

↓

Pirate ghosts!

ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts

↓

Then, you'll help us?

↓

Sure we'll help you.

↓

If there's one thing we like more than playing music,

music playing

↓

it's solving a groovy mystery.

groovy mystery solving

↓

Alright!

alright

↓

Is everybody okay?

everybody

↓

People stealing bodies to have sex with them,

bodies stealing

↓

pirate ghosts destroying the town...

destroying ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts town

↓

when did everything go so wrong?

↓

I hate to say it, but I think Priest Maxi was right.

hate maxi priest

↓

This is what we get for celebrating Halloween

celebrating halloween

↓

and allowing that band Korn to come play.

allowing band korn

↓

He's right! Nothing ever went wrong in this town,

town

↓

before that evil Korn band showed up!

band evil korn showed

↓

Well, I say we go find them

↓

and kick their devil-worshiping butts out of town!

butts devil kick town

↓

Yeah! Let's get 'em!

↓

Lynch mob!

↓

Down with Korn!

korn

↓

So this is where you last saw your dead grandma?

dead dead-grandma grandma

↓

Right, maybe there really are pirate ghosts,

ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts

↓

and they took her inside!

↓

Alright, gang! We have to split up and look for clues.

alright clues gang split

↓

How should we split up?

split

↓

I know, let's have everyone who enjoys

enjoys

↓

having obstacles in their life which they can overcome go this way,

having life obstacles overcome

↓

and everyone whose insecurities sabotage their potential

insecurities potential sabotage

↓

to overcome those obstacles, go that way.

obstacles overcome

↓

O-kay!

↓

Wow, that was easy.

easy

↓

Here's their van! Here's their van!

↓

Let's flip it over!

flip

↓

Those bastards! - Yeah!

bastards

↓

Okay, people, let's try to stay orderly!

orderly

↓

The best way to do this

best

↓

is all get on one side and push it from the top.

push side

↓

Devil worshipers!

devil

↓

Yeah!

↓

C'mon, they gotta be around here somewhere!

↓

This place gives me the creeps.

creeps gives place

↓

Say, this looks like a clue...

clue

↓

"Pirate Lore of South Park".

park pirate south south-park

↓

Hm, now why would pirate ghosts need a book on pirates?

book ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts pirates

↓

W-what was that?

↓

The noise came from in here.

noise

↓

Stay close, everybody.

close everybody

↓

Oh no, I lost my glasses!

glasses lost

↓

What does his dead grandma look like?

dead dead-grandma grandma

↓

She was all like crunchy and crispy and stuff.

crispy crunchy stuff

↓

Hey, I got an idea, we should set a groovy trap!

groovy idea trap

↓

Good idea!

idea

↓

How do we trap a bunch of pirate ghosts?

bunch ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts trap

↓

We need something that might catch their eye to use as bait.

bait catch might

↓

I know! Your Antonio Banderas love doll!

antonio antonio-banderas banderas doll love

↓

Oh no, this is my Christmas present.

christmas christmas-present present

↓

If anything happens to it,

happens

↓

my mom will know I opened it early.

early opened

↓

Come on, kid, we all have to do our part.

part

↓

Even Antonio.

antonio

↓

My glasses got to be around here somewhere...

glasses

↓

Is that you, Jonathan?

jonathan

↓

Boy, am I glad to see you! I lost my glasses.

glad glasses lost

↓

Arrrghghhh!

↓

Hey, you got a cold, Jonathan?

cold jonathan

↓

arrrrrggghh!

↓

Yeah, that's sounds like a groovy song, man.

groovy song sounds

↓

Remember that one.

remember

↓

Fieldy, what are you doing?!

↓

Oh, I was talking to you, Jonathan.

jonathan

↓

Hey, wait a minute.

minute

↓

If you're over there, then how can you be over here?

↓

Unless you're actually a--

↓

p-p-pirate ghost!

ghost pirate

↓

Aarrrrgghh!

↓

Okay, here's how the trap will work:

trap

↓

when the pirate ghosts walk in,

ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts walk

↓

they should go right for Antonio Banderas.

antonio antonio-banderas banderas

↓

When they hit the super slippery floor,

floor slippery super

↓

they'll slide onto this mining cart,

cart mining slide

↓

which should travel down this path into the next room,

path room travel

↓

where the fishnet will fall on them.

fall fishnet

↓

Wow, cool!

cool

↓

Hey, somebody's coming!

coming somebodys

↓

Aaaaghgh!

↓

We've got to hide!

hide

↓

Hey, there's Antonio Banderas!

antonio antonio-banderas banderas

↓

He'll help us!

↓

Mr. Banderas--

banderas

↓

Jonathan, no!

jonathan

↓

Aaahhhh!

↓

Oh, no!

↓

Aah!

↓

Hold on, guys!

↓

Alright, Korn!

alright korn

↓

Time for you to get out of town!

town

↓

Arrghghh!

↓

Aaaaaahhhh!

↓

Korn is sending their demon minions upon us!

demon korn minions sending

↓

Aaaaahhh!!

↓

Alright, gang!

alright gang

↓

Looks like we're gonna have to use our special Korn powers!

korn powers special

↓

Korn powers vitalize!

korn powers

↓

Munky! David!

david

↓

Fieldy! Head!

head

↓

Jonathan!

jonathan

↓

Form of... corn!

corn form

↓

Alright! Great job, gang!

alright gang

↓

That didn't help at all!

↓

We know, it's just cool to do.

cool

↓

Aarrrgghh!

↓

Niblet!

niblet

↓

Niblet!

niblet

↓

What the hell is that thing?

↓

You did it, Niblet, you trapped them!

niblet trapped

↓

Yeah, and now let's see who these pirate ghosts really are!

ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts

↓

Oh, I guess they really were pirate ghosts.

ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts

↓

Alright, Korn, you can stop your demonic shenanigans

alright demonic korn shenanigans

↓

and come downtown with me!

downtown

↓

He he, look what Niblet sees!

niblet sees

↓

Ohh!

↓

What the--

↓

Father Maxi?

father maxi

↓

Well, what are you waiting for, Barbrady?

barbrady waiting

↓

Arrest that band!

arrest band

↓

Oh?

↓

No, arrest him!

arrest

↓

Huh?

↓

I think I've got this groovy mystery solved!

groovy mystery mystery-solved solved

↓

Well, I must say, I still don't get this at all.

must

↓

It's simple, Priest Maxi didn't want there to be a Halloween,

halloween maxi priest simple

↓

so he decided to scare everyone away from the docks.

decided docks scare

↓

Yeah, and then he used this flashlight and some cotton swabs

cotton flashlight used

↓

to create the ghosts.

create ghosts

↓

Then all he needed was some sound effects,

effects needed sound sound-effects

↓

created by this cup and a piece of cheese.

cheese created piece

↓

Aaarrgghh!

↓

And all he had to do then was create a ghost ship,

create ghost ship

↓

by using some candles, a mirror, and two squirrels.

candles mirror squirrels using

↓

Father, why did you go to all this trouble?

father trouble

↓

Because Halloween is an abomination of God.

abomination halloween

↓

I would anything to stop this wretched, unholy holiday!

holiday unholy wretched

↓

Including killing people and wreaking havoc

including killing

↓

all over South Park?

park south south-park

↓

Don't you see that by trying to stop Halloween

halloween

↓

you've scared the hell out of everybody?

everybody scared

↓

No.

↓

Okay, buddy, you can explain downtown!

buddy downtown explain

↓

Well, this is all fine and good,

↓

but it doesn't explain what happened to my mother's body.

body explain happened mothers

↓

Yeah, where's Grandma?

grandma

↓

Blehhh!

↓

Eeewwww!

↓

Blehhh!

↓

There she is!

↓

Ooohhh!

↓

Well, thanks a lot, Korn.

korn thanks

↓

Your Korn powers really came through for us.

korn powers

↓

Yes, we were wrong about you.

↓

Will you please play for our Halloween party?

halloween halloween-party party

↓

Well, sure!

↓

Why the heck not?

heck

↓

Alright!

alright

↓

Aaarrgghh!

↓

Oh no, the pirate ghosts are back!

ghosts pirate pirate-ghosts

↓

Niblet!

niblet

↓

Uh-oh...

↓

Well, this sure has been a wacky night.

night wacky

↓

But me and the gang learned a lot, and we hope you did, too.

gang hope learned

↓

You all perceived us to be mean, evil people,

evil perceived

↓

but really we're just normal guys.

normal

↓

And we all perceived pirate ghosts to be real,

ghosts perceived pirate pirate-ghosts real

↓

when actually they were just cotton swabs.

cotton

↓

So I guess the lesson is:

lesson

↓

it's easy to perceive something some way and then be wrong.

easy

↓

So we all need to learn to be a little less perceptive.

learn less

↓

Yeah...

↓

The gang and I wrote a song about it

gang song wrote

↓

and it goes a little something like this.

↓

And a-1 and a-2 and a--

↓

Booo!!

↓

♪ Hey I'm feeling tired ♪

feeling tired

↓

♪ My time is gone today... ♪

gone today

↓

Booo!

↓

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

↓

Sweet!

sweet

↓

♪ Do what I must say... ♪

must

↓

Antonio, noo!

antonio

↓

You son-of-a-bitch chicken from outer space!

bitch chicken outer outer-space space

↓

Come back here!

↓

♪ Falling away from me ♪

falling

↓

And the winner of the costume contest is...

contest costume costume-contest winner

↓

Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume!

chewbacca costume wendy

↓

Come on up, Wendy.

wendy

↓

♪ Beating me, beating me down ♪

beating

↓

♪ Down ♪

↓

♪ Into the ground ♪

ground

↓

♪ Screaming some sound ♪

screaming sound

↓

♪ Beating me beating me down ♪

beating

↓

♪ Down ♪

↓

♪ Into the ground... ♪

ground