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I'm Alan Dershowitz.

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-Alan. -Oh, sorry.

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to come over and do a table dance for Alan and the boys?

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Good. I gotta get back there now because Alan

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If Alan loses this hand, he's gonna start chopping off his fingers.

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Okay, what happened to Alan?

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Alan was let go on account of his leniency.

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I know Alan would let this slide, but I'm not Alan.

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and the rest will be led by my associate Alan.

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- Oh! Oh! Alan! - Alan! Alan! Alan!

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- Uh, so, uh... - Alan! Alan!

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Alan, what's my character again?

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Please tell Alan that I did not assault you.

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Wha... No, Alan, we do this kind of stuff all the time.

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Hey, you guys think that Alan guy's got a big dick?

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my partner Alan has drawn a sketch

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Now, Alan will demonstrate what having sex with a dead body

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Alan, I'm standing at ground zero.

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