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Season 3, Episode 9 — Jewbilee

TMDB episode metadata

Show: South Park

Episode title: Jewbilee

Air date: July 28, 1999

Director: Trey Parker

Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Milan Agnone, Jennifer Howell

Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackey's party. At camp, Ike is sent to join the little group called "Squirts." Kyle and Kenny, join the scouts, where they concentrate on soap sculptures. This art is key to the Jewish elders celebration of Moses however, Moses identifies Kenny as not being Jewish and Kenny is banished from the camp.

Source: TMDB

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♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

faces friendly friendly-faces

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

folks humble humble-folks temptation

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♪ Going down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪

behind woes woes-behind

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

ample ample-parking night parking

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♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪

howdy howdy-neighbor neighbor spouting spouting-howdy spouting-howdy-neighbor

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♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪

headed park south south-park

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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

unwind

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♪ So come on down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪

friends meet

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Hold still, Ike.

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We have to get you dressed.

dressed

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Where the heck is Kyle!

heck kyle

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I don't know.

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Come on, Kyle!

kyle

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You're gonna be late for Jew Scouts!

late scouts

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♪ Hmm hmmm, da daaaa ♪

hmmm

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Kyle!

kyle

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I'm coming, Ma!!

coming

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Go get the door, Kyle!

door kyle

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"Get ready", "answer the door"!

answer door ready

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Jesus Christ, make up your friggin' mind!

christ friggin jesus jesus-christ mind

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Oh, hey, Kenny.

kenny

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Mph rm rmph rm rmph rm rmph rm!

rmph

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I can't watch the meteor shower with you, Kenny.

kenny meteor meteor-shower shower watch

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I have to go to Jewbilee.

jewbilee

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What's that!

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It's what we do in Jew Scouts.

scouts

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Usually we just sit around and make stuff,

stuff usually

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but tonight because there's a meteor shower

meteor meteor-shower shower tonight

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we're gonna do some big thing out in the woods.

woods

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It's gonna suck ass, I'm sure.

suck

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Oh, that's too bad.

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Hey, maybe you can go with me!

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Then it won't suck so hard!

hard suck

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Really!

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Mom, can Kenny go to Jewbilee with me!

jewbilee kenny

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Well, Kyle...Jewbilee is sort of a...

jewbilee kyle

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...special thing.

special

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Oh. Kenny isn't special?

kenny special

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Awww.

awww

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No, no. You're very special, Kenny.

kenny special

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It's just that... well, Jewbilee is for Jewish kids.

jewbilee jewish kids

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You see, boys, Jew Scouts is a special group

boys group scouts special

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that borrows a little bit from all different Jewish denominations.

jewish

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From the Orthodox Jews, from the Hasidic Jews

jews

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from the Northern Italy Cave Jews...

cave italy jews northern

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But you have to believe the basic tenets of Judaism to be a scout.

basic believe judaism scout

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Kenny'll believe whatever you want him to.

believe

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Yeah!

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Kyle, the problem is...

kyle problem

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Please, Ma.

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I don't think Kenny has anywhere else to be tonight.

kenny tonight

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Oh alright.

alright

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Just don't let any of the elders know

elders

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that he isn't Jewish, okay!

jewish

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Woo-hoo!

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Come on, Ike!

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It's time to go to Squirts!

squirts

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Smrphs!

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You have to be in Squirts

squirts

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if you're too young to be a Jew Scout.

scout young

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Don't worry, Kenny, I'll fill you in on our faith on the way up there.

faith fill kenny worry

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...And then, Kenny, Abraham's wife bore him no children,

bore children kenny wife

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She had a handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.

egyptian name

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And Sarai said unto Abraham,

abraham unto

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"behold now, the Lord hath restrained me from bearing,

bearing behold hath lord

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I pray thee, go into my mate."

mate pray thee

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Uh-huh...

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Abraham begat Issac, who the Lord then said to kill,

abraham kill lord

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but that was just a little silly trick

silly trick

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to see if Abraham would do it.

abraham

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Uh-huh.

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No, Ike!

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Ma, Ike keeps taking off his Squirt uniform!

keeps squirt uniform

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Ike, you behave!

behave

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Floor!

floor

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No, Ike!

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Ba-ba ba-ba!

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I don't think Ike wants to go to Squirts.

squirts wants

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Ike, your brother Kyle was in Squirts and so was I.

brother brother-kyle kyle squirts

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You have to go so that someday

someday

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you can be a big, brave Jew Scout!

brave scout

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No!

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Tell Ike how much fun Squirts is, Kyle.

fun kyle squirts

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What, you want me to lie!

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Yeah, lie.

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Oh.

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Ike, Squirts is so much fun.

fun squirts

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Oh my God, what is that!!

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Hey, it's a bear!

bear

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Wow, cool!

cool

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This retreat really is out of the way, isn't it!

retreat

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Welcome to Jewbilee, you folks find it okay!

folks jewbilee welcome

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Yeah, actually we saw a bear a few miles back!

bear miles

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He was huge!

huge

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Yeah, we spotted him a few days ago.

days spotted

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Nothing to worry about, though, your boys are safe with us!

boys safe worry

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I'm sure they are.

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We'll be back to pick you up after the meteor shower party, boys.

boys meteor meteor-shower party pick shower

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Goodbye boys.

boys goodbye

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Kyle and Ike, you be safe.

kyle safe

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And Kenny! - Mm-hmm!

kenny

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Try and act Jewish.

jewish

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How do I do that!

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Come on, Squirt, we're meeting over here!

meeting squirt

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Who are you!

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I'm the Squirt leader.

leader squirt

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I don't want to be the Squirt leader,

leader squirt

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but I don't have a choice.

choice

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It's the only way I can earn my Hutzpah badge

badge earn hutzpah hutzpah-badge

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so I gotta spend all night instructing Squirts!

night spend squirts

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You have to go with him, Ike.

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Ba-ba ba-ba.

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Don't worry, Ike, Squirts is fun.

fun squirts worry

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And I'll be right over there in the next building.

building

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Ba-ba!

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Come on-nn!!

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Name!

name

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Kyle Brovlofski.

kyle

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Mmnny mnnrmck.

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What!

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Kenny Mcheimerberg.

kenny

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Alright, get to Mashugana Hall,

alright hall

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the meeting is already starting!

meeting starting

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What's this!

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This is where the elders meet.

elders meet

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Nobody is allowed to go in there when they're having a meeting.

allowed having meeting nobody

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I want to welcome you all.

welcome

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Though we each come from a different sect of Judaism

judaism

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on this night of Jewbilee, we all pray to Moses as one.

jewbilee moses night pray

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Now let us introduce ourselves.

introduce

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Elder Karn from the Orthodox Synagogue.

elder

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Elder Harris from the Hasidic Sect.

elder harris

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Elder Garth, from the Synagogue of Anti-Semites.

anti elder garth

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I... don't believe I've heard of

believe heard

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the Anti-Semetic sect of Judaism before...

anti judaism

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We're new.

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Okay, Squirts, the elders have given us

elders given squirts

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a very important task tonight.

task tonight

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We're all going to make... Macaroni pictures like this one.

macaroni macaroni-pictures pictures

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Using dry macaroni, paper, and glue.

glue macaroni paper using

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How come we have to make macaroni pictures!

macaroni macaroni-pictures pictures

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Because that's what Squirts do!

squirts

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Now shut your pie hole!

hole

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What's your name!

name

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No!

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How come your head is looking so...

head looking

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funny looking!

funny looking

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Uh-uh!

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And that's how we'll be making tonight's craft.

craft tonights

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And so you see, scouts,

scouts

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all you need is a bar of soap, and a dull knife

dull knife soap

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and you can make nifty soap sculptures like these.

sculptures soap

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Here's a giraffe.

giraffe

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And here's a cloud.

cloud

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You can all pick up your bars of soap later on,

bars pick soap

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as we will all be making soap sculptures tonight.

sculptures soap tonight

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Now, this year, we are pleased to announce

announce pleased

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that Jewbilee has grown to over 100 Jew Scouts

grown jewbilee scouts

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from all around the country!

country

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All new inductees raise your hands.

hands raise

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That's you, Kenny, raise your hand.

hand kenny raise

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Uh... yes... And what is your name, young man!

name young

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Junichi.

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Ah, wonderful!

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Uh, uhh...

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Could you run out and grab some of those candles for us!

candles grab

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There we go.

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Now, I would like all the new inductees

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to step forward, please.

forward step step-forward

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This part kind of sucks, Kenny.

kenny part sucks

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But don't screw it up.

screw

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Raise your left hand and repeat after me:

hand left left-hand raise repeat

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"I pledge to be a Jew Scout."

pledge scout

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I pledge to be a Jew Scout.

pledge scout

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"My honor wide and true."

honor wide

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My honor wide and true.

honor wide

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"I am proud to be a Jew Scout."

proud scout

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I am proud to be a Jew Scout

proud scout

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"Otherwise, I'd just be a Jew."

otherwise

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Otherwise, I'd just be a Jew.

otherwise

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Na-heek kayem.

heek heek-kayem kayem

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Na-heek kayem.

heek heek-kayem kayem

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Na-heek kayem.

heek heek-kayem kayem

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Na-heek kayem.

heek heek-kayem kayem

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Na-heek kayem.

heek heek-kayem kayem

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Mph-mph mrph-mpph.

mrph

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Aaaagghghg!!!

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Okay, Squirts, let's see what you made macaroni pictures of.

macaroni macaroni-pictures pictures squirts

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Ichmael!

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Apple!

apple

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Good!

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Matthew!

matthew

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Cat.

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Joseph!

joseph

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Triangle!

triangle

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Okay.

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Ike!

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Ko-ka shan!

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You don't make a macaroni picture of the Last Supper

macaroni picture supper

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at a Jewish camp!

camp jewish

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What the cheese?!

cheese

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Oh my God, it's that bear they've been talking about!!

bear

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Where'd he go!

whered

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Squirts, go grab your gear!

gear grab squirts

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We're gonna go hunt us a bear!

bear hunt

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Then I'll get my Hutzpah badge for sure!

badge hutzpah hutzpah-badge

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Oh, enough already!

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What has Moses ever done for us!

moses

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All sects of Judaism follow the words of Moses!

follow judaism moses words

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Not mine!

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Tonight's meteor shower is a sign of the new time.

meteor meteor-shower shower sign tonights

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We should use it to pray to Hamon

hamon pray

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and enter into a new millennium of faith.

enter faith millennium

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Enough, elder!

elder

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You will not speak the name of Hamon here!

hamon name speak

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All you ever do is worship Moses!

moses worship

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But it says in the Book of Centuries

book centuries

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that Hamon will one day lead the Jews.

hamon jews lead

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We pray to Moses here, elder.

elder moses pray

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If you guys love Moses so much why don't you marry him!

love marry moses

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We accept all denominations of Judaism here at scouts, elder,

accept elder judaism scouts

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but your Synagogue of Anti-Semites is too strange.

anti strange

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Get out and do not return!

return

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You are no longer welcome here!

longer welcome

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Fine!

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Jewbilee is the time of Hamon!

hamon jewbilee

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You will all see how wrong you are very soon,

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when Hamon returns from the ninth tower of deaf illusionment

deaf hamon ninth returns tower

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and smotes Moses and all his followers into pillars of dust

dust followers moses

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that would cry for their petty lives, but can't,

lives petty

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having recently been turned into dust and all.

dust having recently turned

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You will see, you will see this very night!

night

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Hel-lo.

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C'mon, Kenny.

kenny

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You have to get in the circle.

circle

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What are we doing!

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This is where we all stand in a circle

circle stand

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and pray to Moses for guidance during Jewbilee.

guidance jewbilee moses pray

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I think it's stupid!

stupid

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It is not stupid, Kenny!

kenny stupid

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This is my faith and you shouldn't make fun of it!

faith fun

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Alright, Jew Scouts.

alright scouts

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The meteor shower will start soon.

meteor meteor-shower shower start

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Let us pray to Moses for guidance.

guidance moses pray

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Moses... great leader.

leader moses

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On this blessed night of Jewbilee,

blessed jewbilee night

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we ask for your tutelage.

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May the teachings of Moses

moses

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fill our ears and our hearts, respectively.

ears fill hearts

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Ohmmmmm...

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Ohmmmmmm...

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Stupid assholes!

assholes stupid

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Moses ain't gonna teach them anything.

aint moses teach

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Do not fear, Hamon, this night shall be yours.

fear hamon night

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And the Anti-Semetic Jews will once again rule the earth!

anti earth jews rule

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♪ We are Squirts we are Squirts ♪

squirts

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♪ We're so kosher that it hurts ♪

hurts kosher

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♪ When we get older we will be scouts ♪

older scouts

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♪ But until then we are Squirts ♪

squirts

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There he is, Squirts!

squirts

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Okay Squirts, remember the plan:

plan remember squirts

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immobilize and attack.

attack

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Matthew, you immobilize the bear with the net,

bear matthew

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then echo team run up and attack it with your Squirtknives.

attack echo team

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Don't get too close now,

close

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just close enough to throw the net on the stupid bear.

bear close stupid stupid-bear throw

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Now!!

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Oh, Frank!

frank

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Nooo!

nooo

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Oh no!

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Oh God!

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Oh, the bear took a Squirt!

bear squirt

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Oh, I'm gonna get it now!!

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Ohmmmm... Ohmmmm...

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Mprh mm mrph mrmmp!

mrph

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Shh! Shut up, Kenny!

kenny

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What the mphhh is that!

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That's Moses, stupid!

moses stupid

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Great Moses, we, your most loyal followers,

followers loyal moses

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want to thank you a lot for coming.

coming

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The hour of Jewbilee is near.

hour jewbilee near

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Let all debts be forgiven and all slaves freed.

debts forgiven freed slaves

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Mwaaaaaaa...

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Mwaaa... Mwaaa...

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Alright scouts, let's all show Moses

alright moses scouts

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our soap sculptures so that he may rejoice and be pleased.

pleased rejoice sculptures soap

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It's a duck.

duck

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"And it was foretold that the spirit of Moses

foretold moses spirit

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"would finally rest, when his spirit was imprisoned by Hamon

finally hamon rest spirit

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in a conch shell of blind faith..."

blind faith shell

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A conch shell... Like this one!

shell

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Moses, the Squirts have made you tidings of macaroni pictures...

macaroni macaroni-pictures moses pictures squirts

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They should be here any second...

second

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Where the hell are the Squirts?

squirts

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We need those macaroni pictures for Moses, right now!

macaroni macaroni-pictures moses pictures

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Now, we'll just see how Mr. Bear likes rat poison...

bear likes poison

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That oughta be enough to kill a stupid bear!

bear kill oughta stupid stupid-bear

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Okay, raise the tray!

raise tray

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Hutzpah badge here I come!

badge hutzpah hutzpah-badge

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Yikes!

yikes

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Okay, here he comes. Easy now... easy Squirts.

comes easy squirts

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Okay, Squirt! Lower the tray!

lower squirt tray

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That's it... That's it you Goddamn stupid bear-face...

bear face goddamn stupid stupid-bear

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Agh!

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Ahhhh!

ahhhh

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Jesus, hell, he got another Squirt!

another jesus squirt

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Mommy!

mommy

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You think you can stop me

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from getting my Hutzpah badge, you stupid bear?!

badge bear hutzpah hutzpah-badge stupid stupid-bear

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Think again!

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♪ Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya ♪

kumbaya lord lord-kumbaya

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♪ Oh Lord, kumbaya... ♪♪

kumbaya lord lord-kumbaya

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Great and honorable Moses

honorable moses

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what do desire from us, your children!

children desire

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I desire...

desire

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I desire macaroni pictures.

desire macaroni macaroni-pictures pictures

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Yes, yes. The macaroni pictures are coming right away.

coming macaroni macaroni-pictures pictures

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Uh, anything else you want from us, oh, great leader of the people!

leader

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I desire... popcorn necklaces.

desire popcorn

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You heard him!

heard

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Get to making popcorn necklaces, right away!

popcorn

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All you need is some popcorn and a needle and thread!

needle popcorn thread

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Hold!

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There is... an impurity...

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Oh no, he's on to me, Hamon!

hamon

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An impurity, Moses!?

moses

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This child here is not Kosher.

child kosher

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Uh-oh.

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What are we gonna do!!

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Don't worry, I know what to do.

worry

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Scout Brovlofski, have you defiled Jew Scouts

scout scouts

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by bringing a non-Hebrew to Jewbilee?

bringing hebrew jewbilee

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Elder, it's not my fault.

elder fault

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He told me he was Jewish.

jewish

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What!

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A non-Jew has infiltrated Jew Scouts

infiltrated scouts

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and looked upon the face of Moses.

face looked moses

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He must be dealt with.

dealt must

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Mph rmph rm rmph rm rmph rm!

rmph

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You are banished from here.

banished

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You must leave, before the Great Eating of Carrot Cake.

cake carrot carrot-cake eating must

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What!

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He doesn't get cake!

cake

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No cake for the impurity.

cake

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Go now, you do not belong here.

belong

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Aaagghgh!

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Eem batu kom da-veed!

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Da-veed hakem bar laka shtood.

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Elder! What are you doing!

elder

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Shtood valak shtood inka inka broost!

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He is reading from the Book of Hamon!

book hamon reading

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Into the conch shell, Moses!

moses shell

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Hellllllppp!

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And there you shall stay, trapped for all eternity!

eternity trapped

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Elder! What have you done!!

elder

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I told you. The meteor shower is the time of Hamon!

hamon meteor meteor-shower shower

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I am running Jewbilee now!

jewbilee running

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Release Moses now!

moses release

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I don't think so...

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When do we get to eat carrot cake!

cake carrot carrot-cake

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Now, all of you into that building

building

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or I'll shoot you where you stand!

shoot stand

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Elder, you cannot mean--

cannot elder

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Move!

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Now! Now, Hamon! Your time has come!

hamon

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Dude, what the hell is going on!

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If he summons Hamon, we will all be destroyed.

destroyed hamon

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Oh no!

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♪ We are Jew Squirts we know Jew words ♪

squirts words

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♪ Schtick schtick ♪

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♪ Shmadda shmadda ♪

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♪ Schtick schtick ♪

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♪ Shmadda shmadda ♪

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Hold it, Squirts!

squirts

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This is where we'll set our trap!

trap

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Everyone remember your squadron.

remember

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Alpha-5 and Gamma-7 will be on recon team.

alpha recon team

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Alpha will take left flank

alpha flank left

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and flush the bear out of Sector-3.

bear flush sector

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Once we're in position,

position

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I want constant contact between all squad leaders.

constant contact leaders squad

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We'll flush him out and then attack him!

attack flush

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Ahhh! - Remember, this is only a bear.

ahhh bear remember

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All we have to do is stick together,

stick

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and we can spend the rest of the night

night rest spend

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making bear sandwiches!

bear sandwiches

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Where is Ichmael!

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No!

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Goddamnit!

goddamnit

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You stupid Goddamn son-a-of-bear!

bear goddamn stupid

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You've taken your last Squirt, you hear me!

squirt taken

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"And the ancient one looked upon Hamon

ancient hamon looked

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"as the new leader of the people.

leader

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And it was the night that stars flew around in the sky..."

flew night stars

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Yes, yes!

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If he summons Hamon,

hamon

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it will be the end of everything we hold dear.

dear

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I wanna go home.

home

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Mlp!

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Mlp!!

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Sh-mmm-t!

↓

That bear thinks he can outsmart me!

bear thinks

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Well, I'm not gonna let a stupid bear get--

bear stupid stupid-bear

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Hold, look over there!

↓

It's one of the Squirts the bear took!

bear squirts

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Maybe he's okay!

↓

It's a trap!

trap

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Damn! Damn damn damn!

↓

Okay, bear, that does it!

bear

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You want to kill all the Squirts!

kill squirts

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You can have 'em!

↓

I give up!

↓

I don't need my Hutzpah badge, or Jew Scouts

badge hutzpah hutzpah-badge scouts

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or any of this crap!

↓

Forget it!!

forget

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Let the new tide turn!

tide

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Let Hamon rule his people once again!

hamon rule

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No!

↓

We await your return, Hamon!

await hamon return

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Your passage is safe from enemies!

enemies passage safe

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Arhhh!

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It's hopeless.

hopeless

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Hamon will be summoned, and we will be forced to obey him...

forced hamon obey

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or die.

↓

I'm fine with obeying.

↓

Yeah, obeying should work out swell.

swell

↓

Don't worry you guys, he forgot about Kenny.

forgot kenny worry

↓

Kenny will help us.

kenny

↓

How!

↓

Kenny will find a way.

kenny

↓

Rmpppphh!!

↓

Mphh!

↓

Hey, welcome to the party!

party welcome

↓

See this little bear cub!

bear

↓

It's his birthday!

birthday

↓

Yeah, so his mommy brought us all over to play with him!

brought mommy

↓

Aww...

↓

Mprhm, mrm mrph rmph!

mrph rmph

↓

Mrphm rmphm rmh rmhprm!!

rmphm

↓

They are! Uh-oh!

↓

Mprph rm mprhm mrph, rmph rm rmphm rpmh!!!

mrph rmph rmphm

↓

Come on, Squirts, we have to help them!

squirts

↓

Yeah!

↓

Elder Schwartz, I lost the Squirts...

elder lost schwartz squirts

↓

I lost all the Squirts...

lost squirts

↓

But screw you!

screw

↓

I don't need your Hutzpah badge anyway!

badge hutzpah hutzpah-badge

↓

Hello!?

↓

Schlomo, get us out of here!

↓

What the cheese?!

cheese

↓

What are you guys doing in there!

↓

Get the keys and unlock the door!

door keys unlock

↓

What!

↓

Get the keys and unlock the door!

door keys unlock

↓

I lost the Squirts.

lost squirts

↓

Look out!

↓

Huh!

↓

Don't move!

↓

Oh jiminy gravy, what is this!!

gravy jiminy

↓

It is the summoning of Hamon, fool.

fool hamon

↓

The wakening of a new kingdom.

kingdom

↓

You can't awake Hamon, what would Moses say?

awake hamon moses

↓

Moses is trapped for all eternity

eternity moses trapped

↓

in the Conch of Blind Faith.

blind faith

↓

Oh no, you don't!

↓

Owwwwww!

↓

Enough of this waste of time!

waste

↓

Hamon, the great summoning is done!

hamon

↓

Upon these words let your spirit come!

spirit words

↓

Ayneck, holst...

↓

It is lost...

lost

↓

Na-yak, ka-reem!

↓

Woo-hoo!

↓

Hey! Give that back!

↓

It's the Squirts! - Go, Ike!

squirts

↓

Unlock the door, Squirts, the keys are up there!

door keys squirts unlock

↓

They'll never reach!

reach

↓

Squirts, fall in, Chinese formation!

chinese fall formation squirts

↓

Hup! Hup! Hup!

↓

Hup! Hup! Hup!

↓

Give me that book!

book

↓

Hamon will deal with you!

deal hamon

↓

Hup! Hup! Hup!

↓

Oh no, it's too late!

late

↓

Gramack, shtoood!

↓

What is that!

↓

It is Hamon.

hamon

↓

Yes!!

↓

Yes!!!

↓

Free! Free to punish those that imprisoned me!

free punish

↓

Hamon, it's me, Garth!

garth hamon

↓

I freed you!

freed

↓

Look!

↓

Mphh hmmmp rppp!

↓

Kenny, noooooo!

kenny noooooo

↓

Moses!

moses

↓

Nooooo!!

↓

No! Noooooo!!

noooooo

↓

Moses... I--

moses

↓

I apologize for any inconvenience.

apologize inconvenience

↓

You see I was just, uh--

↓

Die!

↓

Arrrghhh!

↓

Hooray!

hooray

↓

Kenny!

kenny

↓

That blow to his head must have killed him.

blow head killed must

↓

He saved us, he saved all the Jews.

jews saved

↓

Y'know, I think we all learned something today...

learned today yknow

↓

It's fine to have your own beliefs and your own traditions,

beliefs traditions

↓

but as soon as you start excluding people from your ways,

start ways

↓

only because of their race, you become separatist.

become race

↓

And being a separatist sucks ass.

sucks

↓

We've learned a lot from you and your great friend, Kenny.

friend friend-kenny kenny learned

↓

Every year we shall gather here in this special place

gather place special

↓

and bring Kenny tidings of soap sculptures

bring kenny sculptures soap

↓

and macaroni pictures.

macaroni macaroni-pictures pictures

↓

Yes!

↓

And those little shaker things

↓

where you put beans inside of paper plates

beans paper plates

↓

that are glued together.

glued

↓

Paper plate bean shakers!

bean paper plate

↓

And let us put patterns of glue

glue patterns

↓

on the outside of those paper plates

paper plates

↓

so that we can then pour glitter on them

glitter pour

↓

so they look nice and sparkly.

sparkly

↓

You heard him, scouts, let's get to work!

heard scouts