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Season 3, Episode 11 — Chinpokomon

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Chinpokomon
Air date: November 03, 1999
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Eliza Schneider
The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan's #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover that the Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash them into bombing Pearl Harbor. The parents band together to stop Japan and save America!
Source: TMDB
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But, Mom, I have to get a Chinpokomon doll
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before everybody else does, 'cause then I'll be cool.
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Can't it wait till tomorrow, hon?
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But, Mom, I have to get the first one
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or else people won't think I'm cool!
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All right. Let's go. - Sweet!
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Everybody's gonna be so jealous when they see my Chinpokomon!
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Oh! God damn it!
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Hey, fat ass! - Hey, dickhole!
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I guess you saw the commercial, too!
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Yep! I've got Roostor, Lambtron, and Shoe!
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Well, that's nice! But, I'm gonna get a Pengin!
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He's the coolest!
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God damn it! There's no more Pengins!
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Kenny! Pengin is my favorite! That's the last one!
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Let me have it! - Mm-mm.
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Mnya, Kenny! Let me have it!
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Mnya! Mnya! Gimme Pengin! Mnya!
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Honestly, I don't see what they find
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so amusing about those things.
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They're so strange. - Where are they from?
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Well, it's some new big thing from Japan.
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I tell ya, those Japanese really know how to market to kids.
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I've got to collect all Chinpokomon!
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I've got to collect them all so I can become
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Royal Crown Chinpokomaster, oh!
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Order Chinpokomon, and you will have happy feelings!
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I have to become Royal Crown Chinpokomaster!
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Must collect Chinpokomon!
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Okay, Kenny! I'll trade you my Chuchunesbi for your Pengin!
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Fuck you. - God damn it!
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You're supposed to trade! Little asshole! Gimme Pengin!
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Hey, dudes. What're those? - What're these?
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They're Chinpokomon. - Huh?
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You don't appear to have any Chinpokomon.
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No, but look.
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I just got this sweet Cyborg Bill doll.
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Oh, please. Cyborg Bill is so yesterday.
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Yeah, like ancient history.
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Cyborg Bill isn't cool anymore?
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No, dude.
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Cyborg Bill hasn't been cool for a long time, Kyle.
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Why the hell don't people tell me these things?
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It's all Chinpokomon, now.
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Dude, if you collect Chinpokomon,
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you can complete the primary main objective.
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What's the primary main objective?
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You don't even know what the primary main objective is?
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