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Season 3, Episode 11 — Chinpokomon

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Chinpokomon
Air date: November 03, 1999
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Eliza Schneider
The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan's #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover that the Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash them into bombing Pearl Harbor. The parents band together to stop Japan and save America!
Source: TMDB
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We are very simple people with very small penis.
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Mr. Hosek's penis is especially small.
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So small.
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We cannot achieve much with so small penis.
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But you Americans, wow. Penis so big. So big penis.
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Well, I-I guess it is a pretty good size.
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Minata, kit-eh kit-eh.
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This man has a very big penis.
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Oh, what an immense penis.
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Well, it certainly was nice meeting you folk.
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I just wanted to bring that little malfunction
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to your attention.
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Bye-bye, now. - Good bye.
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Thank you for stopping by with your gargantuan penis.
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I've got to buy Chinpokomon. I've got to buy them.
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Must buy Chinpokomon.
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Amerikano, kodomo mindaga Chinpokomon motte imaga,
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"Phase two" kaesrokida...Ikimashoo.
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The time has come. We will take Pearl Harbor.
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♪ I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it ♪
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♪ Chinpokomon ♪ - What're you doing?
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I'm watching one of Stanley's Chinpokomon video tapes.
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Why?
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Our son loves this show, Randy,
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so I think it's important that we watch it
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to see if it's teaching him good moral values.
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Hey. You must be Roostor.
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I haven't bought one of you yet, but I bet you can transform
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into Roostalion if you found Diamond Skill Seven.
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Roostor.
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Hey, I'm gonna take your roostor
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and put it in this bag, where it will flourish
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or expire depending on fate.
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Hey, is that a good idea?
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Roostors aren't like Chuchunesbis.
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They haven't the heart for such endeavors.
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Oh!
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Are those good moral values?
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I don't know what the hell they're talking about.
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Lambtron, you are losing the battle of your life.
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But Lambtron's power level gives him
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a good chance of new fight; will they succeed?
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I am sad now, because Lambtron must be very lonely
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because there are so few Lambtrons in the world.
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Will he ever find a companion?
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This doesn't make sense.
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Are those stupid things supposed to be
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animals or robots or what?
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