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Season 3, Episode 9 — Jewbilee

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Ichmael!
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Apple!
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Good!
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Matthew!
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Cat.
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Joseph!
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Triangle!
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Okay.
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Ike!
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Ko-ka shan!
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You don't make a macaroni picture of the Last Supper
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at a Jewish camp!
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What the cheese?!
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Oh my God, it's that bear they've been talking about!!
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Where'd he go!
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Squirts, go grab your gear!
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We're gonna go hunt us a bear!
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Then I'll get my Hutzpah badge for sure!
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Oh, enough already!
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What has Moses ever done for us!
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All sects of Judaism follow the words of Moses!
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Not mine!
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Tonight's meteor shower is a sign of the new time.
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We should use it to pray to Hamon
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and enter into a new millennium of faith.
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Enough, elder!
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You will not speak the name of Hamon here!
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All you ever do is worship Moses!
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But it says in the Book of Centuries
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that Hamon will one day lead the Jews.
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We pray to Moses here, elder.
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If you guys love Moses so much why don't you marry him!
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We accept all denominations of Judaism here at scouts, elder,
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but your Synagogue of Anti-Semites is too strange.
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Get out and do not return!
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You are no longer welcome here!
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Fine!
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Jewbilee is the time of Hamon!
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You will all see how wrong you are very soon,
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when Hamon returns from the ninth tower of deaf illusionment
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and smotes Moses and all his followers into pillars of dust
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that would cry for their petty lives, but can't,
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having recently been turned into dust and all.
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You will see, you will see this very night!
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Hel-lo.
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C'mon, Kenny.
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You have to get in the circle.
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What are we doing!