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Season 3, Episode 9 — Jewbilee

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This is where we all stand in a circle
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and pray to Moses for guidance during Jewbilee.
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I think it's stupid!
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It is not stupid, Kenny!
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This is my faith and you shouldn't make fun of it!
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Alright, Jew Scouts.
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The meteor shower will start soon.
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Let us pray to Moses for guidance.
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Moses... great leader.
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On this blessed night of Jewbilee,
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we ask for your tutelage.
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May the teachings of Moses
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fill our ears and our hearts, respectively.
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Ohmmmmm...
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Ohmmmmmm...
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Stupid assholes!
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Moses ain't gonna teach them anything.
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Do not fear, Hamon, this night shall be yours.
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And the Anti-Semetic Jews will once again rule the earth!
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♪ We are Squirts we are Squirts ♪
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♪ We're so kosher that it hurts ♪
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♪ When we get older we will be scouts ♪
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♪ But until then we are Squirts ♪
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There he is, Squirts!
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Okay Squirts, remember the plan:
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immobilize and attack.
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Matthew, you immobilize the bear with the net,
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then echo team run up and attack it with your Squirtknives.
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Don't get too close now,
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just close enough to throw the net on the stupid bear.
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Now!!
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Oh, Frank!
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Nooo!
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Oh no!
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Oh God!
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Oh, the bear took a Squirt!
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Oh, I'm gonna get it now!!
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Ohmmmm... Ohmmmm...
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Mprh mm mrph mrmmp!
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Shh! Shut up, Kenny!
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What the mphhh is that!
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That's Moses, stupid!
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Great Moses, we, your most loyal followers,
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want to thank you a lot for coming.
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The hour of Jewbilee is near.
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Let all debts be forgiven and all slaves freed.
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Mwaaaaaaa...
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Mwaaa... Mwaaa...