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Season 3, Episode 9 — Jewbilee

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How come we have to make macaroni pictures!
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Because that's what Squirts do!
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Now shut your pie hole!
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What's your name!
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No!
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How come your head is looking so...
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funny looking!
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Uh-uh!
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And that's how we'll be making tonight's craft.
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And so you see, scouts,
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all you need is a bar of soap, and a dull knife
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and you can make nifty soap sculptures like these.
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Here's a giraffe.
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And here's a cloud.
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You can all pick up your bars of soap later on,
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as we will all be making soap sculptures tonight.
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Now, this year, we are pleased to announce
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that Jewbilee has grown to over 100 Jew Scouts
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from all around the country!
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All new inductees raise your hands.
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That's you, Kenny, raise your hand.
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Uh... yes... And what is your name, young man!
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Junichi.
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Ah, wonderful!
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Uh, uhh...
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Could you run out and grab some of those candles for us!
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There we go.
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Now, I would like all the new inductees
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to step forward, please.
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This part kind of sucks, Kenny.
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But don't screw it up.
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Raise your left hand and repeat after me:
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"I pledge to be a Jew Scout."
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I pledge to be a Jew Scout.
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"My honor wide and true."
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My honor wide and true.
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"I am proud to be a Jew Scout."
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I am proud to be a Jew Scout
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"Otherwise, I'd just be a Jew."
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Otherwise, I'd just be a Jew.
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Na-heek kayem.
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Na-heek kayem.
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Na-heek kayem.
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Na-heek kayem.
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Na-heek kayem.
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Mph-mph mrph-mpph.
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Aaaagghghg!!!
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Okay, Squirts, let's see what you made macaroni pictures of.