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Season 3, Episode 2 — Spontaneous Combustion

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Spontaneous Combustion
Air date: April 14, 1999
Director: Matt Stone
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Eliza Schneider
Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyle's dad to get an erection. One way they think they can help is by performing the Stations of the Cross at church crucifying Cartman and waiting three days for his res-erection. Randy Marsh figures out the reason everyone is combusting is because they are withholding their farts.
Source: TMDB
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It says we can make costumes out of sheets!
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This is gonna be fun!
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I'm gonna be Jesus!
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You're too fat to be Jesus!
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Oh, like you're gonna do it, Jew!
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Stan should be Jesus.
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Either I'm gonna be Jesus or screw you guys
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I'm going home!
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You're such a fat baby!
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Well I guess you guys can do the Stations of the Cross
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by yourselves!
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Alright, you can be Jesus, you tubby cry-baby!
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Sticks and stones may break my bones
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but I'm Jesus and you aren't!
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Alright, alright, let's try it again--
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Kenny was standing here.
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Stan, Kyle and Cartman were walking around him...
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Okay, now walk.
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Do you feel hot?
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Uh, no.
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Dammit, how come you're not combusting?
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Come on, Randy, you said we were gonna drink beer and watch the fight!
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Another one combusted!
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No-had she been doing anything odd?
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No, she was just on her way to her new boyfriend's house.
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Boyfriend, and they said Kenny had a new girlfriend.
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This is stupid, screw you guys I'm going home.
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No! I think I might have it.
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Well, well, well, a lot of you came to church.
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Looks like we're all nervous
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about this spontaneous combustion thing, huh?
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Yeah! Yeah! Uh-huh!
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Well, on the blessed Friday, let us give thanks for stuff...
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and things.
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Lord, is it so much to ask
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that you not let us burst into flames for no apparent reason?
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I mean... c'mon! Amen.
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And now, some of our darling local children
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are going to perform the Stations of the Cross.
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Awww... Awww... - How cute!
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Station 1-Jesus is condemned to death by pilate.
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Die! - Ow!
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You can do what you will
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but I am the lamb of God.
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Awwww...
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Station 2-- Jesus takes his cross.
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This cross is seriously heavy
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Oh man, this is totally weak.
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