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South Park

Season 3, Episode 1 — Rainforest Shmainforest

TMDB episode metadata

Show: South Park

Episode title: Rainforest Shmainforest

Air date: April 07, 1999

Directors: Trey Parker, Eric Stough

Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Milan Agnone, Jennifer Howell

Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. While on a tour of the rainforest the choir group gets lost when a snake kills their guide. They soon discover the evils of the rainforest, which changes the choir group's message.

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♪ I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪

park south south-park

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

faces friendly friendly-faces

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

folks humble humble-folks temptation

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♪ Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪

behind park south south-park woes woes-behind

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

ample ample-parking night parking

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♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪

howdy howdy-neighbor neighbor spouting spouting-howdy spouting-howdy-neighbor

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♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

heading park south south-park unwind

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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

mrph mrph-rmhmhm rmhmhm

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♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪

friends meet park south south-park

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Okay, children, we have a special guest today --

children guest special special-guest today

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a woman recruiting young people for a national choir tour.

choir national recruiting tour woman young

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Now, I know that choir tours are totally stupid and lame,

choir lame stupid

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but please give her your full attention.

attention full

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Go ahead.

ahead go-ahead

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Uh, thank you, Mr. Garrison.

garrison

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How are we all doing today?

today

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I can't hear you!

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I said, "how are we all doing?"

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Eric Cartman, you say "excuse me"!

cartman eric eric-cartman excuse

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Okay.

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Go ahead.

ahead go-ahead

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Children, we are a national choir called

called children choir national

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"Getting Gay With Kids."

kids

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We're gonna do a big tour down in Central America

america central tour

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to help save the rainforest, and you can be a part of it.

part rainforest save

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Mrph rmhmhm rm.

mrph mrph-rmhmhm rmhmhm

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Kenny McCormick, you speak when you're spoken to!

kenny kenny-mccormick mccormick speak spoken

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Go ahead.

ahead go-ahead

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You see, we take kids from all over the country

country kids

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and put them in a choir where we sing and dance

choir dance sing

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to raise awareness about our vanishing rainforests.

awareness raise

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Did you know over 10,000 acres of rainforest

acres rainforest

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are bulldozed every year?

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That's right, and over 30% of the world's oxygen

oxygen worlds

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is made in the rainforest.

rainforest

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So, who wants to join the fun?

fun join wants

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What if you don't have any rhythm?

rhythm

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Excuse me? - Like my friend Kyle.

excuse friend friend-kyle kyle

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He's Jewish so he doesn't have any rhythm.

jewish rhythm

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Shut up, fat-ass! - Choirs suck.

suck

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Kyle Broflovski, you watch your language!

broflovski kyle language watch

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Eric Cartman, you be nice to people!

cartman eric eric-cartman

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Stan Marsh, you mind your manners!

manners marsh mind stan stan-marsh

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Kenny McCormick, you pay attention!

attention kenny kenny-mccormick mccormick

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Go ahead.

ahead go-ahead

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Well, that's all, really.

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So if anyone is interested

interested

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in seeing the rainforest and joining our choir,

choir joining rainforest seeing

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I'll leave information packets up front.

front information packets

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That's good. We need some more toilet paper.

paper toilet toilet-paper

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Alright, that does it!

alright

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I am tired of seeing you in my office.

office seeing tired

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You get sent here every day, Craig.

craig sent

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I know.

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Why can't you behave?

behave

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I don't know.

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What do you have to say for yourself?

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Well, I'll tell you what, young man,

young

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you're gonna be held back a grade if you don't--

grade held

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Did you just flip me off?! - No.

flip

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Yes, you did. You just flipped me the bird.

bird flipped

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Now, see, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

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If you don't shape up, m'kay, and get your head straight--

head head-straight mkay shape straight

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There! You just flipped me off again!

flipped

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No, I didn't. - Yes, you did!

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And until you stop flipping people off,

flipping

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you can just go back to the waiting room, m'kay?

mkay room waiting waiting-room

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Next!

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Well, well, well,

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if it isn't Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric.

eric kenny kyle stan stan-kyle

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Hey, Craig. - Hey, don't flip me off,

craig flip

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you son of a bitch!

bitch

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Sit down, boys.

boys

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Let's see, what did Mr. Garrison send you in here for?

garrison send

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"The boys were being rude while a choir teacher

boys choir rude teacher

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was giving some stupid presentation."

giving presentation stupid

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It's just some dumb activist kids' choir thing.

activist choir dumb kids

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Young man, "Getting Gay With Kids"

kids young

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is not dumb, m'kay?

dumb mkay

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It just so happens that I'm on the board of directors.

board directors happens

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Dude, all those choirs are the same.

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They don't even really sing. They use prerecorded tapes.

sing tapes

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Well, guess what, boys?

boys

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I think "Getting Gay With Kids" is just what you need.

kids

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I'm gonna sign up all four of you.

four sign

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What?! - You can't do that!

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Mrph rm!

mrph

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Mrph rm, mrph.

mrph

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I think this will be very good for you.

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But we don't even care about the rainforest.

care rainforest

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And that's exactly why you need to go, m'kay?

mkay

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Please, Mr. Mackey, we'll be good!

mackey

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Don't send us to that old kids' choir!

choir kids send

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Have mercy, Mr. Mackey!

mackey mercy

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Be safe, Kyle.

kyle safe

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Bring me something back from the rainforest.

bring rainforest

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Oh, no, the rainforest is very fragile.

fragile rainforest

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We must take only pictures and leave only footprints.

must pictures

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Oh, I didn't realize.

realize

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Did you know that right now,

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bulldozers are tearing down thousand of acres

acres tearing thousand

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of rainforest every day?

rainforest

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Ah, man, this is gonna suck donkey balls.

balls donkey suck

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Please, don't make me go on a choir tour, mom! Please!

choir tour

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Stan, you should be excited.

excited stan

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I would love to see the rainforest.

love rainforest

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Besides, your dad and I need some time alone.

alone besides

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Noooo!

noooo

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Okay, children, that's all of us.

children

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We're ready to head for the Latin-American nation

american head latin nation ready

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of Costa Rica,

costa costa-rica rica

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a country filled with virgin rainforest.

country filled rainforest virgin

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Whoopee.

whoopee

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And you must be Eric Cartman. I've heard about you.

cartman eric eric-cartman heard must

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You don't respect nature or other cultures.

cultures nature respect

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Yeah, pretty much.

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Well, I'm gonna change the way you think, kiddo.

change kiddo

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My name's Kelly.

kelly names

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Mrph rm rmphm. - Lenny?

lenny mrph rmphm

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Mrph rmphm! - Johnny?

johnny mrph rmphm

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Rmphm! - Oh.

rmphm

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Now, we've got a long trip ahead of us,

ahead trip

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so let's take the opportunity to learn our choreography.

choreography learn opportunity

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The nightmare begins.

begins nightmare

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Oh, look, children!

children

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I think we're entering San José,

entering

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which is the capital of Costa Rica.

capital costa costa-rica rica

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Oh, this is so exciting!

exciting

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Oh, my God, dude!

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Look how dirty and crappy everything is!

crappy dirty

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Eric, Costa Rica is a third-world country.

costa costa-rica country eric rica third third-world third-world-country world world-country

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These people are much poorer than those in the U.S.

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Why the hell don't they get jobs?

jobs

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Hey! Why don't you people quit slacking off and get a job?!

quit slacking

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What's wrong with you?! Go to college!

college

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Eric, sit down!

eric

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You gotta be firm with these people

firm

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or they just slack off and be poor forever, right, Kenny?

forever kenny poor slack

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Hey, maybe that's it, Kenny. Maybe you're Costa Rican.

costa costa-rican kenny rican

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That's why your family's so poor.

familys poor

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Mrph rmhmhm rm. - Your family isn't poor?

family mrph mrph-rmhmhm poor rmhmhm

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Wow, dude, look over there!

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Wow! Costa Rican prostitutes!

costa costa-rican prostitutes rican

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Hey, look at the prostitutes, you guys!

prostitutes

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What are you looking at, man?

looking

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Yeah, why don't you take a picture?

picture

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Okay. Cleek!

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Eric, sit down!

eric

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Kids, this is the Costa Rican Capitol building.

building capitol costa costa-rican kids rican

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This is where all the leaders

leaders

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of the Costa Rican government make their--

costa costa-rican government rican

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Oh, my God, it smells like ass out here!

smells

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Alright, that does it!

alright

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Eric Cartman, you respect other cultures this instant!

cartman cultures eric eric-cartman instant respect

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I wasn't saying anything about their culture.

culture

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I'm just saying their city smells like ass.

city smells

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Wow, seeing a place like this

place seeing

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really makes you appreciate living in America, huh?

america appreciate living makes

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Mrph rm.

mrph

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You may think that making fun

fun

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of third-world countries is funny,

countries funny third third-world world

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but let me--

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I don't think it's funny.

funny

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This place is overcrowded, smelly, and poor.

place poor smelly

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That's not funny. That sucks.

funny sucks

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Eric, will you please, please, just keep your mouth shut

eric mouth

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while we present ourselves to the Costa-Rican president?

costa costa-rican present president rican

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Why?

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Because I'll buy you some ice cream if you do.

cream

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Oh!

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Well, it was a long trip,

trip

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but the children are very excited to sing tomorrow.

children excited sing tomorrow

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¿Qué?

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Uh, we're the choir

choir

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that-that was sent from the United States.

sent states united united-states

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¿Qué?

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We're the group singing

group singing

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for the "Save the Rainforest" summit tomorrow?

rainforest save summit tomorrow

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Oh, dear, where's Mr. Mackey?

dear mackey

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He should've been here by now.

shouldve

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Children, do any of you speak Spanish?

children spanish speak speak-spanish

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Don't you dare!

dare

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Sorry I'm late.

late

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Oh, thank goodness you're here. I don't speak any Spanish.

goodness spanish speak

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Oh, no problem.

problem

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Usted es choir de estados unidos, muy bien.

choir

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Oh, oh-- "Save the Rainforest."

rainforest save

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Yes!

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He says, "Pablo here will take you on a rainforest tour."

rainforest tour

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Oh, boy!

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Mr. Presidente,

↓

round up your subjects outside.

round subjects

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We have a special gift for you--

gift special

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The gift... of song.

gift song

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¿Qué?

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Alright, children,

alright children

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let's get in our rows quickly so we can begin.

begin quickly

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Did you remember all the choreography, Lenny?

choreography lenny remember

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Mrph rmhmhm rm.

mrph mrph-rmhmhm rmhmhm

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Hello, everybody!

everybody

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This is just a little rehearsal for tomorrow,

rehearsal tomorrow

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so we may be a little rusty.

rusty

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♪ Doo-doo-dee-doo ♪

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♪ Zada-doo-dee-wow ♪

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♪ There's a place that is magical ♪

magical place

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♪ And full of rain ♪

full rain

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♪ But now it needs help because it is in pain ♪

needs pain

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♪ Cleaning the earth is a mighty big chore ♪

chore cleaning earth mighty

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♪ We're spreading awareness like never before ♪

awareness spreading

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♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪

kids

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♪ To spread the word and bring you cheer ♪

bring cheer spread word

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♪ Let's save the rainforest, what do you say? ♪

rainforest save

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♪ Being an activist is totally gay ♪

activist

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♪ And someday, if we work hard, boys and girls ♪

boys girls hard someday

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♪ There'll be nothing but rainforest ♪

rainforest therell

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♪ Covering the entire world ♪

covering entire entire-world world

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♪ World! ♪

world

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♪ World! ♪

world

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♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪

kids

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♪ To spread the word and bring you cheer ♪

bring cheer spread word

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♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪

kids

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♪ So save the rainforest ♪

rainforest save

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♪ Totally gay ♪

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♪ It's totally gay! ♪

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Great job, gang!

gang

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You were really all over the place, Kyle.

kyle place

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Thanks.

thanks

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I told you Jewish people don't have rhythm.

jewish rhythm

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Fuck off, Cartman!

cartman fuck

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No, dude, I think Cartman might actually be right.

cartman might

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No! That's a stereotype!

stereotype

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Dude, maybe you really don't have any rhythm.

rhythm

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This is now secondary rainforest we're entering.

entering rainforest secondary

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Notice the canopy of foliage.

notice

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Oh, it's everything I ever dreamed it would be!

dreamed

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Damn, it's hot out here.

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Aah! Snake!

snake

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No, dude, that's a branch.

branch

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Oh. Aah! Snake!

snake

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No, that's the same branch again.

branch

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Oh.

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The rainforest is very delicate,

delicate rainforest

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and we must take steps to protect it.

must protect steps

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Take steps, blah, blah, blah.

blah blah-blah blah-blah-blah steps

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We hear this a million times back up in the States.

million million-times states times

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Here, look-- these are squirrel monkeys,

monkeys squirrel

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endangered inhabitants of the rainforest.

endangered rainforest

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Wow, isn't he neat, Lenny?

lenny neat

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Bad! Bad monkey!

monkey

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Eric, what the heck are you doing?!

eric heck

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I'm asserting myself.

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It's tough love, just like my Mr. Kitty.

kitty love tough

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When he's bad, I say, "that's a bad Mr. Kitty!"

kitty

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And I smack him on the head!

head smack

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And here is a three-toed sloth.

sloth three toed

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It's bad-- that's a bad three-toed sloth!

sloth three toed

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Eric, for God's sake, knock it off!

eric gods gods-sake knock sake

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Respect my authoritah!

respect

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Well, Mr. Pedro, this was a great tour,

pedro tour

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but I guess we should be heading back.

heading

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We have a big concert tomorrow, don't we, kids?

concert kids tomorrow

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Yeah! Yeah!

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I wish we could've seen the yanogapa.

couldve seen wish

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What's the Yanogapa?

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The Yanogapa are a gentle native people

gentle native

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that live in the rainforest,

live rainforest

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but bulldozers are destroying their homes.

destroying homes

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Soon, they will have nowhere to go.

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So we must stop bulldozing the rainforest --

must rainforest

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Oh, God, here she goes again!

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Aah! - Stanley, what is it?

stanley

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Snake!

snake

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Oh, yes, this is what we call a coral snake.

snake

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Notice the red markings. Quite an amazing creature.

amazing creature notice

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Aah!

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What's the matter, little boy?

matter

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He's a little wuss. What's it look like?

wuss

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I'm just scared of snakes.

scared snakes

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No, no, you must remember,

must remember

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this snake is more afraid of us than we are of it.

afraid snake

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Aah!

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Oh, my God!

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Yeah, that snake is really scared of us, alright.

alright scared snake

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Jesus Christ! Is he dead?

christ dead jesus jesus-christ

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Dude!

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My guess would be "yes."

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Oh, no! God, no!

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Now, don't panic, children.

children panic

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Bad!

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That's a bad snake-- aah!

snake

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Maybe we came from that way. No... No.

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Let's try this way.

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Lenny, do you think we're gonna be okay?

lenny

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Mrph rmhmhm rm.

mrph mrph-rmhmhm rmhmhm

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That's good. Can I tell you something?

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Mrph rm. - I think I like you.

mrph

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Mrph?!

mrph

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Yeah, I think we communicate really well.

communicate

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Mrph rmhmhm rm! - No, that's not good.

mrph mrph-rmhmhm rmhmhm

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Mrph rmh rmphm?

mrph rmphm

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No. See, if I start to like you too much,

start

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I'm only going to get my heart broken,

broken heart

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'cause we live on opposite ends of the country.

country ends live opposite

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Once this choir tour is over,

choir tour

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we'll never see each other again,

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and that would devastate me!

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So I can't have any feelings for you!

feelings

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I just can't, Lenny! - Mrph!

lenny mrph

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Oh, children, the sun is setting.

children setting

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We have to find our way out of here, quick!

quick

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Okay, okay.

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Everything is just fine, kids.

kids

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Now, it is important that we all stick together.

stick

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Is everybody still here?

everybody

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I'm not.

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Who's not?

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Me.

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Lenny, will you hold my hand?

hand lenny

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I don't want to get emotionally attached, though.

attached emotionally

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Oh, my God, dude! I just saw Tony Danza!

tony

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No, you didn't just see Tony Danza, Stanley.

stanley tony

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Bueno. Bueno.

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Dude, we're totally lost.

lost

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- We're gonna die out here. - We are?

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Don't worry, Kelly,

kelly worry

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we're gonna find our way out of the rainforest

rainforest

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and make it back to the concert in time.

concert

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We just need to respect our mother rainforest,

mother rainforest respect

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and she will respect us.

respect

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Mrs. Stevens, you have a bug on your back.

stevens

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Oh, really? Could you brush it off?

brush

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Um, no.

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Whoa! Oh, my God! Get it off me!

whoa

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For the love of God, get it off me!

love

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Oh, my God!

↓

Okay, children, we must understand

children must

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that the insects of the rainforest

insects rainforest

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help the delicate balance of life here.

balance delicate delicate-balance life

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Oh, my God!

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The rainforest sucks. I want to go home.

home rainforest sucks

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Me too!

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Shh, children.

children

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Let's try to listen to what the rainforest tells us.

rainforest tells

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And if we use our ears,

ears

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she can tell us so many things --

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Aah! There's a dude here.

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Oh, thank goodness! Hello, sir, we are lost.

goodness lost

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Can you help us?

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¿Qué?

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Let me try, let me try.

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We are from America-- A-mer-ica.

america

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We are lost and very hungry.

hungry lost

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Necesito burritos.

burritos

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I don't want a burrito, I want a taco... supreme.

burrito supreme taco

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A taco.

taco

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I want two tostadas with mild sauce.

mild sauce

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Two tostadas...

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Boys, not every Spanish person eats tacos and burritos.

boys burritos eats person spanish tacos

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That's a stereotype.

stereotype

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Children, he wants us to follow him.

children follow wants

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Oh, thank goodness!

goodness

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I think this ordeal is over.

ordeal

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This doesn't look very safe.

safe

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Yeah, I think we should get the hell out of here.

↓

Now, kids, let's be a bit more open-minded.

kids minded open open-minded

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I've read all about this in Newsweek.

read

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This is a people's army.

army peoples

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They are fighting the fascist policies

fascist fighting

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of their fascist government.

fascist government

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Oh, hello.

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Do you speak, uh, English?

english speak

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Who are you? - Oh, wonderful!

↓

We were lost, and it is such a great coincidence

coincidence lost

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we found you.

found

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We're here to protest the government-sanctioned raping

government protest raping

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of your rainforest.

rainforest

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We are fighters, just like you.

fighters

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Could you help us get back to San José?

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Um...oh, I know! Perhaps you would like a gift.

gift perhaps

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Well, we have only one gift to give--

gift

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the gift of song.

gift song

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♪ Doo-doo-dee-doo ♪

↓

♪ Zada-doo-dee-wow ♪

↓

♪ There's a place that is magical ♪

magical place

↓

♪ And full of rain ♪

full rain

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Kyle, for the love of God, do the right choreography.

choreography kyle love

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♪ Cleaning the earth is a mighty big chore ♪

chore cleaning earth mighty

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♪ We're spreading awareness like never before ♪

awareness spreading

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Oh, Kyle, please!

kyle

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♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪

kids

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Enough!

↓

Well, we hope that our gift of song

gift hope song

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has warmed your hearts.

hearts warmed

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We're not getting gay with any kids, okay?

kids

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Uh, yeah, so... do you have a phone we could use?

phone

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Yes, we have a phone.

phone

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It's right over there, next to the 12-person jacuzzi.

jacuzzi person

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Now, get out of here before we kill you!

kill

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If it's because of the little Jewish boy's choreography--

boys choreography jewish

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Hey!

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You whacked Americans make me sick.

americans sick whacked

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You waste food, oil, and everything else

food waste

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because you're so rich, and then you tell the rest of the world

rest rich world

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to save the rainforest

rainforest save

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because you like its pretty flowers.

flowers

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Aah! Aah!

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Rápido! Rápido!

↓

Run, children, run!

children

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Hello? Anybody?

anybody

↓

Help!

↓

Wow, look at the pretty flower.

flower

↓

Oh, no, no, no, Jake.

jake

↓

That fragile flower is very delicate.

delicate flower fragile

↓

Aah! Ow, it hurts!

hurts

↓

Aah!

↓

I want to go home! I hate the rainforest!

hate home rainforest

↓

Mrph rmhmhm rm.

mrph mrph-rmhmhm rmhmhm

↓

Oh, Lenny, hold me.

lenny

↓

No, I can't get attached.

attached

↓

But I do like you. - Mrph rmh rmphm.

mrph rmphm

↓

But you're only going to leave me.

↓

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

mrph mrph-rmhmhm rmhmhm

↓

We're here live in San José, Costa Rica,

costa costa-rica live rica

↓

where hundreds of rich Americans have gathered

americans gathered hundreds rich

↓

for the "Save the Rainforest" summit.

rainforest save summit

↓

Everyone is here so they can feel good about themselves

↓

and act like they aren't the ones responsible

ones responsible

↓

for the rainforest's peril.

peril

↓

That's right, Bob, and, of course,

course

↓

the main attraction today is the darling kids' choir

attraction choir darling kids main today

↓

"Getting Gay With Kids,"

kids

↓

all of whom must be backstage preparing

backstage must preparing

↓

at this very moment.

moment

↓

Oh, there's just no end to this place.

place

↓

I think maybe we're going in circles.

circles

↓

Oh, dear God! The summit starts in an hour.

dear hour starts summit

↓

I'm going to lose my job.

lose

↓

Aah!

↓

This is bull crap.

bull

↓

I am not following this stupid hippie around anymore.

anymore following hippie stupid

↓

Where are you going? - I'm going this way.

↓

Young man, I am the adult here,

adult young

↓

and I say you go this way!

↓

Look, you can stay over nah,

↓

but I'm going over nah!

↓

Young man, I have had it!

young

↓

No, no, no -- you nah, me nah.

↓

Screw you guys! I'm going home.

home screw

↓

Good! You deserve to die, you little bastard!

bastard deserve

↓

Eric, we have to stay together!

eric

↓

God damn stupid hippie activist.

activist hippie stupid

↓

I should be home nestled on the couch

couch home

↓

with my Mr. Kitty right now

kitty

↓

watching "Fat Albert" cartoons...

albert cartoons watching

↓

Yes! I knew it! I'm saved!

saved

↓

Hey, maybe Cartman was right.

cartman

↓

Yeah, it happened once before.

happened

↓

No, the spirit of Maya has told me to go this way.

spirit

↓

Mister, you gotta help me! I'm starving to death.

death mister starving

↓

What are you doing here, little boy?

↓

I was with my class,

class

↓

and we got lost rainforest, and I need some food!

food lost rainforest

↓

I'm fading fast!

fading fast

↓

Lost in the rainforest? Oh, my Lord!

lord lost rainforest

↓

Where are all the others?

others

↓

Food! I have to have food!

food

↓

Oh, my God! Get this child some food, quick!

child food quick

↓

Chicken wings.

chicken chicken-wings wings

↓

Chicken wings! Medium spicy.

chicken chicken-wings medium spicy wings

↓

Start the show! Start the show!

start

↓

Oh, God, this is a nightmare!

nightmare

↓

We're never going to make the festival.

festival

↓

Hey, look over there. Isn't that smoke?

smoke

↓

Let's go, quickly!

quickly

↓

Hey, it's a fire. That means there must be people.

fire must

↓

Children, it's the Yanogapa!

children

↓

Do not be afraid.

afraid

↓

We are not here to tear down your rainforest.

rainforest tear

↓

Look how they live in peace with all living things.

live living peace

↓

Gentle, noble...

gentle noble

↓

Run for your lives children! - Holy crap!

children holy lives

↓

Jesus Christ! - Run, run, run!

christ jesus jesus-christ

↓

Aah!

↓

Aah! Lenny!

lenny

↓

What the hell? I'm sinking.

sinking

↓

It's quicksand!

↓

All we ever heard growing up

growing heard

↓

was "save the rainforest," "the rainforest is fragile."

fragile rainforest save

↓

Yeah, fragile my ass!

fragile

↓

Larry, if we make it out of this,

larry

↓

I want to be your girlfriend.

girlfriend

↓

Even if we do live in different places,

live places

↓

I don't care.

care

↓

Mrph rmhmhm rm.

mrph mrph-rmhmhm rmhmhm

↓

Okay, just what the heck is going on here, people?

heck

↓

Aaaah!

aaaah

↓

Oh, no!

↓

That big thing is going to make love to Miss Stevens!

love miss stevens

↓

Alright, that does it!

alright

↓

God damn, stupid-ass rainforest!

rainforest stupid

↓

This place fucking sucks!

fucking fucking-sucks place sucks

↓

I was wrong! Fuck the rainforest!

fuck rainforest

↓

I fucking hate it!

fucking fucking-hate hate

↓

I fucking hate it!

fucking fucking-hate hate

↓

Now she figures it out.

figures

↓

Quick! Everybody help the children!

children everybody quick

↓

Hyah!

hyah

↓

Wow! Dude, bulldozers rule!

rule

↓

Come on, let's get you back to civilization!

civilization

↓

Hooray!

hooray

↓

Hooray, children!

children hooray

↓

How did you know where we were?

↓

Your little friend helped me out.

friend helped

↓

Eric?

eric

↓

Who'd you expect? Merv Griffin?

expect griffin whod

↓

What exactly are you guys doing out here

↓

with all this construction equipment?

construction equipment

↓

We're clearing out big sections of the rainforest

clearing rainforest sections

↓

for a lumberyard.

↓

Really? That's great!

↓

You mean, you don't mind?

mind

↓

No, I hate the rainforest.

hate rainforest

↓

You go right ahead and plow down this whole fucking thing.

ahead fucking plow whole whole-fucking

↓

That's swell!

swell

↓

Okay, Lenny, so,

lenny

↓

in order for our long-distance relationship to work,

distance order relationship

↓

we'll have to call each other every other day.

↓

Mrph rmhmhm rm.

mrph mrph-rmhmhm rmhmhm

↓

Aah!

↓

Aah! Lenny, no!

lenny

↓

Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!

kenny killed killed-kenny

↓

You bastards!

bastards

↓

What?! Who?! Who killed him?!

killed

↓

They did.

↓

Who's "they"?

↓

You know, "they".

↓

They're-- they're bastards.

bastards

↓

Well, don't just stand there! Help him!

stand

↓

What? Help... him?

↓

Ugh!

↓

Come on, Benny! Breathe!

breathe

↓

Breathe, you son of a bitch!

bitch breathe

↓

Whoa, dude!

whoa

↓

And now,

↓

here to teach us about the rainforest

rainforest teach

↓

is "Getting Gay With Kids."

kids

↓

Does everybody remember the new lyrics?

everybody lyrics remember

↓

And... ♪ Doo-doo-dee-doo ♪

↓

♪ Zada-doo-dee-wow ♪

↓

♪ There's a place called the rainforest ♪

called place place-called rainforest

↓

♪ That truly sucks ass ♪

sucks truly

↓

♪ Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast ♪

fast knock

↓

♪ You say, "save the rainforest" ♪

rainforest save

↓

♪ But what do you know? ♪

↓

♪ You've never been to the rainforest before ♪

rainforest

↓

♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪

kids

↓

♪ To tell you things you might not like to hear ♪

might

↓

♪ You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells ♪

caring causes fight sells

↓

♪ All you activists can go fuck yourselves ♪

fuck yourselves

↓

That was so inspiring.

inspiring

↓

What a wonderful message.

message

↓

♪...Boys and girls ♪

boys girls

↓

♪ There'll be no more rainforests ♪

therell

↓

♪ Left in the entire world ♪

entire entire-world left world

↓

♪ World ♪

world

↓

♪ World ♪

world

↓

♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪

kids

↓

♪ To spread the word and bring you cheer ♪

bring cheer spread word

↓

♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪

kids

↓

♪ Let's knock down the rainforest ♪

knock rainforest

↓

♪ What do you say? ♪

↓

♪ It's totally gay ♪

↓

♪ It's totally gay ♪