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Season 3, Episode 2 — Spontaneous Combustion

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the "Stations of the Cross" this Friday night?
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It's like a skit, where you re-enact the death
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and glorious resurrection of Jesus Christ.
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Hey, "resurrection," that's what my dad needs!
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Huh?
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We'll do it!
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Wonderful, here's a book on how to perform it.
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Don't let me down, boys!
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Dude, this is great!
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You know all the Stations of the Cross, right Stan?
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I dunno, dude.
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I'm gonna have to go look in the Bible.
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Goodnight, Jerry.
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See ya, Tom, bye, Helen.
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Bye Jer-
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Oh my God, another one!
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Helen, no!
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What happened?
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God must be very angry with us.
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But why-how have we angered you, Lord?
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Now let's see, if they combust...
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No.. no...
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Dad, where's our Bible?
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Not now Stan, I have to find out what causes
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spontaneous combustion, or else.
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Or else, what?
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Exactly.
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What?
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Right.
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Where's our Bible?
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It's in the attic with the old LP's.
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Boys, did you notice anything strange about Kenny
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in the weeks leading up to his combustion?
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What did he spend his time doing?
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He didn't do anything.
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He was always with his new girlfriend.
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New girlfriend?
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Yeah, he started seeing this girl and he spent
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all his time taking the bus to go visit her.
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What does that have to do with his death?
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Maybe nothing... Maybe everything.
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We're gonna go work on getting Kyle's dad a ne-rection.
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Yes, yes, of course.
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I've got work to do.
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What!
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"Jesus got crucified, then he died,
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then 3 days later he had his nerection."
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There's 14 Stations of the Cross.