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Season 2, Episode 13 — Cow Days

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Cow Days
Air date: September 30, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
South Park's annual "Cow Days" party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls, the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest. A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity.
Source: TMDB
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that I suck at math. - You son of a bitch!
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Well, Cartman thanks to you, we don't have any money left
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to win the Terrance and Phillip dolls.
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Well, I'm sorry. - Sorry's not good enough.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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Hey, I bet Kenny has some food stamps on him.
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Sir, will you take food stamps for three balls?
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Sure as long as they're good.
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Give him your food stamps, Kenny.
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Uh-uh. - Come on, dude.
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I can do it. I'm sure.
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- Damn it, Kenny, don't be such a food stamp hog!
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Share with the rest of your friends!
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Okay, here we go.
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Hey, that was right on target. - Sorry, kid, try again.
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That does it, shenanigans, shenanigans!
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What are you doing?
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I'm declaring shenanigans on you.
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This game is rigged. - Shenanigans?
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What's all the hoo-ha?
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Officer Barbrady, I wanna declare shenanigans
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on this carnival operator. - Why?
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This game is fixed. The balls are bigger
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than Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth.
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If that is true, then your declaration
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of shenanigans is just.
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What do you have to say, carnival operator?
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Look, the kid was really close.
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He still has another ball left.
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Let's try again, son.
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Here ya go.
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There, ya see? We have a winner.
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It worked. - Young man, you can't just go
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declaring shenanigans on innocent people.
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That's how wars get started.
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Sorry, Officer Butt-baby. - Barbrady.
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Oh, I'm sorry. What did I say?
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You said Butt-baby.
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Okay, kid, you won.
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You get to pick between the Barbie pocket mirror
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and the Bon Jovi toothpick.
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No, dude, I want the Terrance and Phillip dolls up there.
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Oh, no, you got to win 7 times to earn those.
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What? - You win 7 Bon Jovi
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toothpicks, then you can trade them in
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for the Terrance and Phillip dolls.
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You dirty son of a bitch!
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You never told us that we had to--