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Season 2, Episode 13 — Cow Days

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Cow Days
Air date: September 30, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
South Park's annual "Cow Days" party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls, the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest. A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity.
Source: TMDB
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- Step on up, just $5 to play.
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Damn it, I have to have those dolls!
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This is hopeless. We're never gonna have
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enough money to win. - Wait a minute, I've got it.
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The bull riding contest.
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Cartman could ride a bull and try to win $5,000.
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Think about it, dude, $5,000!
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That's 1,000 set of balls. That's 3,000 balls.
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We'd have to win enough to get the dolls.
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What the hell makes you think Cartman rides a bull?
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Because you spent all of our money
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on those stupid rides, fat ass.
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Now, either you're getting on a bull
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or I'm gonna break your fucking head open.
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Okay, I'll get on the bull.
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All right. Now come on,
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you have to practice.
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He really wants those dolls. - I guess, damn.
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That ride wasn't very good.
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Now, Mary, you promised me we'd try to have a good time.
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You're right. I'm sorry, honey.
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I'll try and have a good time.
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Moo, moo.
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Moo, moo.
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All right, this mechanical bull is gonna help you
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practice for the real thing, Cartman.
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Hey, this is sweet. - You got to try and stay on
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for ten seconds, okay, Cartman?
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I'll try, ten seconds is a long time.
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We'll start on the slowest setting
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and work our way up. Ready, go.
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Ah, son of a bitch.
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How long was that? - That wasn't ten seconds.
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Damn it! That wasn't ten seconds, Cartman.
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You have to do better than that.
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My back.
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Get back on, fat ass. You have to practice.
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Help.
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Screw you guys, I hate you guys.
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What did you say, Cartman?
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Hate you guys.
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- I think he said he wants to practice on a real bull.
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Hate you guys.
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Be careful with old Bob, here.
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He ain't much for riding anymore,
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but he's all I got. - Well, he'll have to do.
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Cartman has to get some practice with a real bull.
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Well, have fun, boys.
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