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Season 2, Episode 13 — Cow Days

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Cow Days
Air date: September 30, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
South Park's annual "Cow Days" party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls, the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest. A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity.
Source: TMDB
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Ah, Goddamn it!
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What the hell was that?
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Perhaps you need some more farts!
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All right, boys. Ride's over.
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That was the dumbest ride I've ever seen.
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Yeah, what the hell kind of carnival company are you?
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I don't know what you guys are talking about.
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That scared the crap out of me.
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That was a waste of money, Cartman.
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Hey, if you guys want a great ride, get in this line.
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It's only seven tickets.
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We can't. We're saving our money
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for the balls in Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth game.
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Kyle, will you relax, you pink-eye!
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We have plenty of money.
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Come on, you guys, it'll be sweet.
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Moo.
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Moo.
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This ride better be good.
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Yeah, this line is way too long.
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I think we're almost to the end.
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We'd better be. We've been in line for almost an hour.
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Here we go. - Finally.
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Did you enjoy the ride?
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What ride? - Yeah.
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This was the line ride, a real-life simulator
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of a long line.
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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That's five tickets. Thank you very much.
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Come see us again soon.
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My ass, we will.
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Well, Cartman, this is just my opinion,
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but I think the line ride sucked donkey balls.
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Yeah, let's not ride that ride again.
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Would you like to buy a photo of you boys
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enjoying the line ride?
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How much? - Just three dollars.
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Oh, that's pretty sweet.
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You dumb ass, Cartman. - What? This is cool.
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No, it's not cool. - Is too!
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Can I help you boys?
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We're gonna try win those Terrance and Phillip dolls.
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Okay, $5 for three balls.
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How much do we have left, Cartman?
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How much do we have left, Cartman?
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Uh, $3. - What?!
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You said we had plenty of money, Cartman.
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Yeah, but I didn't take into account the fact
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