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Season 2, Episode 13 — Cow Days

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Cow Days
Air date: September 30, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
South Park's annual "Cow Days" party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls, the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest. A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity.
Source: TMDB
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Damn it, come on, I'll try to get more money
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from my mom. - Okay, everybody,
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it's time for the Running of the Cows.
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Ma, give me some money.
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Kyle, what are you doing here?
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This is very dangerous.
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I need $17 so we can win Terrance and Phillip dolls.
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- Kyle, get back into the carnival this instant.
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You can't be out on the streets.
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I will if you give me money. - Okay, here.
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Sweet. - Okay, everybody,
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okay, settle down. Now, I know you're all anxious
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to get to the Running of the Cows,
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but let me remind you those brave souls
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who have decided to run against the cows through town
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do so at they're own risk.
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I don't think I have to remind you
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that three people died at last year's Running of the Cows.
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With that said,
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let's rock and roll!
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Everybody ready to run?
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Release the cows.
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They're loose.
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Yee-haa!
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Huh. Huh.
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Okay, we've got $15 between us.
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That means we get 9 balls to throw.
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I only need one, dude. I only need one.
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Come one, come all, get in line now
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for the Chamber of Farts.
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What's that? - Dare you enter
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the Chamber of Farts? - How much is it?
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Just three tickets, boys.
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Dare you enter the Chamber of Farts?
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Is it like a haunted house or something?
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Sure, it's very scary.
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Let's see, each ticket is a $1,
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so three tickets is like $2.25...
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No, we can't, dude, we have to win
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the Terrance and Phillip dolls. - Oh, come on, you guys.
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We still have plenty of money left over.
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You'd better be right, dude. - I'm right.
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Keep your hands inside at all times.
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Okay.
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So, the Chamber of Farts has another victim, eh?
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Don't be afraid.
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There aren't any ghouls here,
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only farts.
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