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Season 1, Episode 13 — Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

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Show: South Park
Episode title: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Air date: February 25, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had "relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance", he finds that there's more to his mother than he thought.
Source: TMDB
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Wow, kickass, dude. We have to remember
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to tape "Not Without My Anus" next week.
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Yeah, dude, it looks riveting.
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Come on, Grandpa, we wanna watch Terrance and Phillip.
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No, Billy, we're gonna watch the Bob Saget show.
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And now back to "America's Stupidest Home Videos."
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Here's your host, Bob Saget.
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Hey, I just flew in to the studio.
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Boy, are my arms tired.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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'Cause he didn't have the guts.
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Knock, knock.
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Bob.
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Bob Saget.
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This guy sucks.
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Yeah, he's almost as bad
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as that guy on "Full House."
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Cartman?
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What the hell are doing dressed up like an Indian
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with a bear necklace?
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Naive American, Stan, and the bear is very important
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to my people. - What?
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Hey, the white man has mocked my people long enough.
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You keep your goddamn mouth shut.
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Stan, I need to borrow your bike to ride over
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to the reservation. - What are you talking
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about, Cartman? - Why name isn't Eric Cartman.
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It's Eric Running Water. Now, can I borrow
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your bike, or do I have to kick you in the nuts and steal it?
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Go ahead, dude.
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Man, Cartman's more screwed up than I thought.
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Yeah, we better get this video tape
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over to Mr. Mackey quick.
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Just a friendly reminder to all of you out there.
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Send us your stupidest home videos.
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The grand prize this month will be for $10,000.
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$10,000? Holy smokes.
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Wow, I wish we had a stupidest home video.
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And Bear cried to Eagle-- - Running Water,
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there is some kid here to see you.
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What kid? - He claims to be your kid.
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Hi, Dad. - Who the hell are you?
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I'm your son, Eric.
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My mom says you put your hoo-hoo-dilly
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in her cha-cha at the drunken barn dance.
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Your mother? - Liane Cartman.
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Cartman, oh, boy, I was worried there for a second.
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Look, kid, I'm not your father.
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