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Season 1, Episode 13 — Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Air date: February 25, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had "relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance", he finds that there's more to his mother than he thought.
Source: TMDB
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But my mom says you were the guy she was with.
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Kid, I hate to break this to you,
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but your mother is what we Native Americans refer to as
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"bear with wide canyon." - What do you mean?
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She is "doe who cannot keep legs together."
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Huh? - Your mom's a slut.
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Hey! - Don't feel too bad.
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Your mom was just too drunk to remember what happened.
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Let me tell you.
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We got tired of dancing, so we went off to find
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a private spot.
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I knew that she wanted me because she kept
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saying romantic things.
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Oh, Chief, I want your hot man chowder.
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Whoa, hello.
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Wait, wait.
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Who is that?
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♪ There you are ♪
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♪ Like a throbbing star ♪
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Chief, could you excuse me for a minute?
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Huh? You gotta be kidding me.
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Why, hello there. I don't think I've seen you
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around before. - No, I'm new in town.
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Well, what's a nice handsome black man like yourself
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doing in a pit like South Park? - I'm gonna open up
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my own restaurant here. - My, how exciting!
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Would you care to put your tongue in my mouth?
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Damn, baby, you cut right to the chase, don't you?
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I'm plastered.
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His tongue? Chef?
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Chef is my dad? - He's the last person
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I saw with your mom that night. - Oh, my God,
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I'm a black African American.
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Come on, Kenny,
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get the go-kart going. I wanna ride it.
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Did you send the video tape
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to "America's Stupidest Home Videos?"
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Yeah, I mailed it last night.
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What sucks is that now, I'll have to actually watch
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that Bob Saget guy to find out if we won.
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If we win, we can buy a new go-kart that actually runs.
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Shh, here comes Cartman.
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Sup, homies? - Cartman?
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I was just down in the SPC kicking it
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with some Gs on the west side.
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You live on the east side, Cartman.
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Dude, I thought you said you were Native American.
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Right,