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South Park

Season 1, Episode 12 — Mecha-Streisand

TMDB episode metadata

Show: South Park

Episode title: Mecha-Streisand

Air date: February 18, 1998

Director: Trey Parker

Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell

The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery at an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Babs and her terrible destruction.

Source: TMDB

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Hold on, hold on.

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Did you like that episode, South Park-eteers?

episode eteers park park-eteers south south-park south-park-eteers

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You bet!

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Well, great, then you're gonna love this next episode.

episode love

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It's our favorite episode.

episode favorite favorite-episode

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It's entitled "Mecha-Streisand."

entitled mecha mecha-streisand streisand

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In it, we follow the real-life exploits

exploits follow life real real-life

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of singer Barbra Streisand

barbra barbra-streisand singer streisand

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as she tries to take over the world.

tries world

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You know, South Park-eteers, a lot of our fans ask us,

eteers fans park park-eteers south south-park south-park-eteers

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"Do you really hate the celebrities you make fun of

celebrities fun hate

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in 'South Park'?"

park south south-park

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And the answer is, of course not.

answer course

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It's all just in good fun.

fun

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Except when it comes to Barbra Streisand.

barbra barbra-streisand comes except streisand

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We hate her.

hate

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And in fact,

fact

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we're pretending the Indian Companion

companion indian indian-companion pretending

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is Barbra Streisand right now.

barbra barbra-streisand streisand

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That's why we're kicking her.

kicking

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Shut up, Barbra Streisand.

barbra barbra-streisand streisand

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Hooray!

hooray

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Well, time to sit back, relax,

relax

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and let's have a rootin'-tootin',

rootin rootin-tootin tootin

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yippee-ti-yi-yo

yippee

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grandma-humpin' time with

grandma

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"Mecha-Streisand."

mecha mecha-streisand streisand

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Yee-haw!

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Hooray!

hooray

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♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

faces friendly friendly-faces

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

folks humble humble-folks temptation

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♪ Going down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪

behind woes woes-behind

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

ample ample-parking night parking

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♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor." ♪

howdy howdy-neighbor neighbor spouting spouting-howdy spouting-howdy-neighbor

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♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪

headed park south south-park

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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

unwind

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♪ So come on down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪

friends meet

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And so, these ancient arrowheads are buried

ancient buried

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deep down in the Earth's crust!

crust deep earths

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We dig 'em up, polish 'em off

polish

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and find over twelve new arrowheads every month!

month twelve

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Booorrrring.

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Eric, keep quiet! I'm trying to sleep!

eric quiet sleep

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Now, can anybody tell me who left these arrowheads here?

anybody left

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Isn't that your job?

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Well, yes, but I want to see if you're learning anything.

learning

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Oh. - Okay, I tell you what.

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Why don't we all grab our little anthropology pickaxes

grab

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that were handed out

handed

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and we'll dig for our very own Indian Arrowheads!

indian

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♪ Day is never finished ♪

finished

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♪ Massa got me working ♪

working

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♪ Someday massa set me free ♪

free someday

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Dude, shut up, Cartman! - Ooh, ooh!

cartman

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I think I found one!

found

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No, I found it.

found

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Oh, I do believe I found it first.

believe found

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No, I did, Pip! - Oh, dear.

dear

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Well, guess we'll have to Roshambo for it.

roshambo

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What do you mean?

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Well, first I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can.

hard kick nuts

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Then you kick me in the nuts as hard as you can.

hard kick nuts

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And we keep going back and forth until somebody falls.

falls forth somebody

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Last one standing gets the arrowhead.

standing

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Oh, my. Well, I suppose if I must...

must suppose

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Okay, ready? I'll go first.

ready

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Well, I guess you win.

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I don't care, you can have the stupid arrowhead.

care stupid

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I don't want it.

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♪ Day is never finished ♪

finished

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♪ Massa got me working ♪

working

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Oh, look, I found another one.

another found found-another

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Aw, this is just a stupid triangle!

stupid triangle

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Whoa, check it out, dude.

check whoa

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It's got little drawings on it.

drawings

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What is it? - I don't know.

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Whoa!

whoa

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That was cool! - Hey, give me that back!

cool

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You threw it away, Cartman. It's mine now.

cartman threw

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We'll Roshambo for it. - No way, fatty. It's mine.

fatty roshambo

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Anthropologist!

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How's it going, boys?

boys

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I found a magic triangle

found magic triangle

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and this greedy son of a bitch took it from me!

bitch greedy

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You threw it away, fatso!

threw

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Let me see that.

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Why, this is Anastasi writing!

writing

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My God, this must be thousands of years old!

must thousands years

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Come on, let me kick you in the nuts for it!

kick nuts

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And finally tonight, a young boy

finally tonight young

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from South Park, Colorado found something very interesting

colorado found interesting park park-colorado south south-park south-park-colorado

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during a field trip today.

field field-trip today trip

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Here with a special report

report special

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is a quadriplegic Swiss man on a pony.

pony swiss

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Thanks Tom. The little eight year old

eight thanks

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was very shocked indeed

indeed shocked

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when he came across a very ancient triangular object.

ancient object

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Well, I was just digging around, and I was all like,

digging

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"Dude, I found this triangle."

found triangle

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And my friends were all like, "Dude," and I was all, "Dude."

friends

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And I told him, I said, "Kyle,

kyle

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I will kick you in the nuts."

kick nuts

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But he didn't give it back to me.

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So I kicked him square in the nuts...

kicked nuts square

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And he cried like Nancy Kerrigan.

cried kerrigan nancy nancy-kerrigan

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You liar, Cartman! - Screw you, triangle thief!

cartman liar screw thief triangle

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And so, the little boy will take his discovery home

discovery home

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and perhaps donate it to science...

donate perhaps science

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A little later.

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Back to you, Dave. - Thanks, Tom.

dave thanks

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Those are some cute, cute kids.

cute kids

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Except for that last one. He's a little tubby.

except tubby

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Hey!

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What are you gonna do with it, dude?

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I'm gonna put it in my room, where Cartman can't find it.

cartman room

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Oh I'll find it, don't worry!

worry

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Goddammit! Gimme my triangle, Kyle, seriously!

goddammit kyle triangle

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You did throw it away, Cartman.

cartman throw

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I was just setting it aside.

aside setting

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Well, you might as well let it go.

might

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Never! I'll get that triangle if it's the last thing I do!

triangle

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♪ Gimme a little bit of that pepper ♪

pepper

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♪ Gimme a little bit of that salt ♪

salt

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♪ Put it in the skillet and cook it ♪

cook

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Excuse me, sir. - Can I help--hey.

excuse

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You're that movie critic guy on TV.

critic movie

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Leonard Maltin, yes. - Well I'll be a teenage girl

girl leonard leonard-maltin maltin teenage teenage-girl

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backstage at an Aerosmith concert.

backstage concert

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Leonard Maltin in my cafeteria!

cafeteria leonard leonard-maltin maltin

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I'm Chef.

chef

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I know who you are. You must listen to me, Chef.

chef must

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We have precious little time.

precious

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Have you seen Barbra Streisand recently?

barbra barbra-streisand recently seen streisand

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Barbra Streisand? You mean, like,

barbra barbra-streisand streisand

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THE Barbra Streisand?

barbra barbra-streisand streisand

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Have you seen her?! - No.

seen

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Not since "Yentl."

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Thank God. Then I'm not too late.

late

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Too late for what?

late

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Chef, it is of the upmost importance

chef importance

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that you tell me where those little boys

boys

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from the news report on TV are.

news report

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Why do you care?

care

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I have a button we can use for his nose.

button nose

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What would you use a marble sack for?

marble sack

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Be careful where you put that carrot.

careful carrot

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Kyle might steal it.

kyle might steal

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I didn't steal anything.

steal

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Stan, would you tell Kyle that I'm not speaking with him?

kyle speaking stan

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Good!

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What's that noise?

noise

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Whoa!

whoa

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Aah! Aliens!

aliens

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Who is the boy I saw on the news report tonight?

news report tonight

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Hello there, little boy. Do you know who I am?

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No.

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Oh, I bet you do.

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♪ I'm going... ♪ - Aah! Stop that!

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♪ Where there's lucky clovers in the sun... ♪

lucky

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Yeah, that sucks, dude.

sucks

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I'm Barbra Streisand!

barbra barbra-streisand streisand

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So? - So...

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So I'm a very famous and very important individual.

famous individual

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Like John Elway important?

elway john john-elway

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What?! - Do you know John Elway?

elway john john-elway

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No.

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Oh, so you're really famous and important

famous

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but you don't know John Elway.

elway john john-elway

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Look, little boy,

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I understand that you found a neat little triangle near here.

found near neat triangle

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You know what I'm talking about?

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Yeah...

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No, I found it. He stole it.

found stole

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You threw it away, Cartman!

cartman threw

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I'm not talking to him, because he's a dirty thief.

dirty thief

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Little boy, does the triangle have a symbol of two snakes

snakes symbol triangle

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joined at the middle?

joined middle

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Yeah, how'd you know?

howd

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Okay, now this is very important.

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Where is the Triangle of Zinthar now?

triangle zinthar

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Triangle of Zinthar?

triangle zinthar

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Why do you want to know, lady?

lady

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I'm not talking to you, you pissant little hick!

hick

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Whoa, dude!

whoa

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Where is the Triangle, damn it?!

triangle

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Aaagh!

aaagh

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What seems to be the problemo here?

problemo seems

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Problemo? There's no problemo, Officer.

officer problemo

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I was just introducing myself to these charming little boys.

boys charming introducing

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Nu-uh! She was being a total bitch!

bitch total

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Boys, shouldn't you be in school?

boys school

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It's Saturday. - No excuses!

excuses saturday

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Move along, you little troublemakers.

along

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Well?! - Well what?

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You know who I am, don't you?

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Well, you ain't Fiona Apple.

aint apple fiona

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And if you ain't Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass

aint apple fiona rats

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Argh!

argh

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Hoo! What a bitch!

bitch

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I guess he's not home, Leonard Maltin.

home leonard leonard-maltin maltin

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Damn! Then we must look for them elsewhere.

elsewhere must

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Now, come on, man! What is this all about?

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If Barbara Streisand saw the same news report I did,

barbara news report streisand

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then those boys are in grave danger.

boys danger grave

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If you were Barbra Streisand,

barbra barbra-streisand streisand

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where would you be right now?

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Hmm.

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No, no! I mean where would she be staying?

staying

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Oh, uh, well, I always heard that Mrs. Streisand

heard streisand

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had her own $4 million condominium

million

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up near the ski slope.

near slope

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Where? - I don't know.

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I-it was just a rumor.

rumor

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Damn it, man, where is your car?!

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He has it, Milo.

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That little bastard has the Triangle.

bastard triangle

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Are you sure? - I'm sure!

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He knew about the symbol of Krulock!

symbol

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A cop showed up. He's a clever one.

clever showed

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I can't blow everything now that I'm this close.

blow close

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Everything must be handled very carefully.

carefully handled must

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How many years has it been, Milo? 30? 40?

years

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For so long, I have waited to find the other triangle.

triangle waited

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And now I am so close.

close

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The dawn of Zinthar is close at hand!

close dawn hand zinthar

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Cartman?

cartman

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You scared the crap out of me, Ike!

scared

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What the hell are you doing?!

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I'm trying to get my tri--

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wait a minute, I'm not talking to you!

minute

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Ike, will you tell Kyle

kyle

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that I was trying to get my triangle back?

triangle

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Well, Ike, you can tell Cartman that it's my triangle!

cartman triangle

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Well you can tell Kyle he's a dirty goddamn son of a bitch!!

bitch dirty goddamn kyle

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All right, all right!

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If it means that much to you, take the stupid triangle!

stupid triangle

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Huh? - If it'll make you

itll

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leave me alone, then just take the damn thing.

alone

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Here.

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There. Now get out of my house.

house

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And I hope you feel really, really good about yourself.

hope

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Hell yeah, I do. I got the triangle.

triangle

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♪ I got the triangle, I got the triangle ♪

triangle

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♪ You don't, you don't ♪

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Are you sure Barbra Streisand has a condo up here?

barbra barbra-streisand condo streisand

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It was just a rumor.

rumor

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A lot of big celebrities have mountain condos.

celebrities mountain

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Then we've got to keep looking.

looking

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All right, Leonard Maltin,

leonard leonard-maltin maltin

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this has gone far enough.

gone

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I ain't driving another mile

aint another driving mile

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till you tell me what this is all about.

till

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Haven't you ever been curious about the insanity

curious insanity

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Barbra Streisand exhibits?

barbra barbra-streisand streisand

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Well, I always heard she was kind of a bitch, but--

bitch heard

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More than a bitch, Chef!

bitch chef

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She's a calculating, self-centered,

calculating self

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egotistical bitch.

bitch

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She was born in a small town, her mother was a jackal,

born mother town

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and her father was an insurance salesman.

father insurance salesman

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Ooh. Insurance salesman?

insurance salesman

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When she was five, she knew that she wanted

five wanted

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to be a famous singer.

famous singer

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But by the time she was six,

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her ambitions became to rule the universe.

became rule universe

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She learned of an ancient diamond.

ancient diamond learned

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The diamond of Pantheos.

diamond pantheos

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Okay, you know what? Never mind.

mind

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I don't need to know all this. Forget I asked.

asked forget

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Before she was seven, the keepers of Pantheos

keepers pantheos seven

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learned of this insane little girl's wish.

girls insane learned wish

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The diamond was split up

diamond split

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and buried at opposite ends of the world.

buried ends opposite world

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But then, during the shooting of "My Fair Lady,"

fair lady shooting

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Barbra Streisand found one of the triangles.

barbra barbra-streisand found streisand triangles

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And the other triangle is the one that little Kyle has?

kyle triangle

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Yes, Mr. Chef. If Babs get ahold

ahold chef

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of that other triangle, she will fulfill her prophecy

fulfill triangle

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and become the most threatening thing ever known to mankind...

become known mankind threatening

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Mecha-Streisand.

mecha mecha-streisand streisand

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Mecha-Streisand?

mecha mecha-streisand streisand

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Oh man, I don't know what the hell that means,

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but it doesn't sound good.

sound

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Man, the bus sure is late.

late

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Hmmm, I wonder what I should do with my triangle,

hmmm triangle wonder

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now that it is my triangle.

triangle

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Damn it, Cartman, I gave it to you so you would shut up.

cartman

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Oh, hello there, little boys.

boys

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How are you today?

today

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Fine. - That is great.

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My name is Mrs. Jones.

jones name

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And I am a very friendly, nice person.

friendly person

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I hear that one of you found my triangle.

found triangle

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Your triangle?

triangle

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Yes. You see, that triangle

triangle

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is part of my kidney dialysis machine.

dialysis kidney machine part

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I'm so glad you found it,

found glad

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because without it, I was sure to die within hours.

hours

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Oh no, you don't! Finders keepers!

finders keepers

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But I'll die!

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Well, I guess we'll have to Roshambo for it.

roshambo

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I'll kick you in the nuts as hard as I can,

hard kick nuts

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then you kick me square in the nuts as hard as you can.

hard kick nuts square

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I want to give you a big cash reward for finding it.

cash finding reward

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It's worth a lot of money to me.

money worth

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It is?

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Hey, no wonder that Barbara Streisand lady wanted it!

barbara lady streisand wanted wonder

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Oh, . Who is that?

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Oh, just this really, really old lady

lady

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who wishes she was still only 45.

wishes

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Yeah, and you should have seen her nose.

nose seen

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It was big enough to land stealth bombers on.

land stealth

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Yeah, and talk about a bitch. I haven't seen--

bitch seen

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Enough!

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Oh. Ha, ha.

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Anyway, if you'll come with me in my car,

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I'll take you up to my condo where I'll kill you--

condo kill

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I mean, uh, give you money for the triangle.

money triangle

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Sweet! I'm gonna be rich!

rich sweet

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Bet you wish you wouldn't have given me back that triangle

given triangle wish

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now, huh, Kyle? Dumbass.

dumbass kyle

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Wait, isn't there some rule about not getting into cars

cars rule

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with strangers?

strangers

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No, not when money's involved, stupid.

involved moneys stupid

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And action.

action

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Rebecca, I'm a man.

rebecca

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A man like any other with dreams and emotions.

dreams emotions

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And that's why I'll never put a foreign object up my ass.

foreign object

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Cut. Great. Print that.

print

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Excellent work, Sid. Take five, guys.

excellent five

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Let's set up for the next shot.

shot

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Hello. - Ho?!

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You must hurry.

hurry must

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A young man has found the Triangle of Zinthar!

found triangle young zinthar

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Where?!

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A small, pissant, white-bread mountain town in Colorado

bread colorado mountain mountain-town town white

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called South Park.

called park south south-park

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Excellent.

excellent

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Soon, the Triangle of Zinthar will be mine,

triangle zinthar

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and I will be the biggest, most famous person ever!

biggest famous person

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Let me go! Seriously!

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Yeah, let us go!

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You fools have no idea

fools idea

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the powers that you are meddling with.

powers

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I'll teach you to meddle with my triangle!

meddle teach triangle

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It's not my triangle!

triangle

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It's Kyle's! - Hey!

kyles

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Don't try to pass it back on me, fat-ass!

pass

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Screw you, hippie!

hippie screw

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Where is the Triangle of Zinthar?!

triangle zinthar

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I don't remember!

remember

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Goddamn it, tell her! I wanna go home!

goddamn goddamn-it home

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Maybe this will help jar your memory.

memory

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No! Don't!

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♪ There's a place for us... ♪

place

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Now do you remember?!

remember

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Damn your black heart, Barbra Streisand!

barbra barbra-streisand black heart streisand

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I don't know how much more I can take, dude!

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All right, you asked for it!

asked

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♪ I'm gonna tell you now... ♪

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No!

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I don't know, man.

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Maybe Barbra Streisand doesn't have a place up here after all.

barbra barbra-streisand place streisand

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Looks like we'll have to go to plan B.

plan

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There's a plan B?

plan

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Why the hell have we been driving around all night

driving night

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and day for when there's a plan B?

plan

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Have you ever heard of the band called 'The Cure'?

band called cure heard

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Oh, come on.

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Don't tell me The Cure has something to do with this too.

cure

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No, no. Just the lead singer.

lead singer

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Aah! Aah!

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Whoa! What's the matter, Leonard Maltin?

leonard leonard-maltin maltin matter whoa

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She's close! She's very close! I can feel her.

close

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Where? - She has the boys!

boys

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T-they're in trouble!

trouble

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Oh, fudge! - Keep going this way, hurry!

fudge hurry

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♪ Happiness with you is like happiness with... ♪

happiness

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Okay, okay!

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I'll tell you where the triangle is!

triangle

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It's inside my shoe.

shoe

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Oh, for Christ's sake, Cartman.

cartman christs christs-sake sake

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When's the last time you changed your socks?

changed socks whens

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I suppose your socks smell like the botanical gardens.

smell socks suppose

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Finally! The triangle is mine!

finally triangle

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After centuries of waiting,

centuries waiting

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I finally have the Triangle of Zinthar!

finally triangle zinthar

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Now the Diamond of Pantheos is complete!

complete diamond pantheos

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Sugoi! Kono hi wa!

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Atarashii hajimaru da!

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Ima kara!

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Atashi no namae wa!

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Whoa, dude!

whoa

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MECHA-BARBARA STREISAND DA!

barbara mecha streisand

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Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.

fucked

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Holy crap, Ned!

holy

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That's the biggest goddamn deer I've ever seen!

biggest deer goddamn seen

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And so just weeks after

weeks

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the devastating attack of mutant genetic creatures,

attack creatures devastating genetic mutant

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zombies, and Thanksgiving turkeys,

thanksgiving turkeys zombies

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the town of South Park has managed to rebuild itself

managed park rebuild south south-park town

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once again b--

↓

Oh, goddamn it, not again.

goddamn goddamn-it

↓

Mayor, Barbra Streisand is-- - I noticed.

barbra barbra-streisand mayor noticed streisand

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Call the National Guard!

guard national

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Oh, we'll get you, you bitch.

bitch

↓

And to think I actually watched your HBO special!

special watched

↓

- Children! - Chef!

chef children

↓

Oh, no, no!

↓

She has joined the two triangles?

joined triangles

↓

Yeah, she stole my triangle!

stole triangle

↓

Get us down from here. - I can't break these locks.

break locks

↓

Stand back, Chef.

chef stand

↓

Marutang ray!

↓

Whoa, that was cool!

cool whoa

↓

I've got to go after Mecha-Streisand.

mecha mecha-streisand streisand

↓

Chef, I need you to call Robert Smith of The Cure

chef cure robert robert-smith smith

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at this number. - Robert Smith? Sweet.

number robert robert-smith smith sweet

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Hello? - Uh, yes.

↓

Is this Robert Smith of The Cure?

cure robert robert-smith smith

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Yes, it is. - This may sound kinda strange,

kinda sound strange

↓

but Leonard Maltin asked me to call you.

asked leonard leonard-maltin maltin

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Oh, so Barbara Streisand's found the other triangle, eh?

barbara found triangle

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All right, men. Give her everything you've got.

↓

Get around side her, Ned!

side

↓

I can't get a shot in from here!

shot

↓

Okay.

↓

Ah, ah, I'm scared.

scared

↓

It's no use!

↓

Our firepower has no effect!

effect firepower

↓

Oh, my God, it is you!

↓

Oh, I am such a huge fan, Ms. Streisand!

huge streisand

↓

I never thought I'd live to see you in person!

live person

↓

KRAGHGHGH!

↓

I hate to ask this,

hate

↓

but could I get an autograph?

autograph

↓

My sister would die!

sister

↓

GRAGHGHGH!

↓

Oh thank you, Ms. Streisand!

streisand

↓

We're doomed! Goodbye, Mr. Hat.

doomed goodbye

↓

Barbra!

barbra

↓

Kitte! Kitte! Churi-pu!

↓

♪ Leonard Maltin ♪

leonard leonard-maltin maltin

↓

Look out, children!

children

↓

Ahhhh!

ahhhh

↓

Oh, no!

↓

Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!

kenny killed killed-kenny

↓

You bastards!

bastards

↓

What's going on here?

↓

Sidney Poitier?

poitier sidney sidney-poitier

↓

That's right. I'm Sidney Poitier.

poitier sidney sidney-poitier

↓

Damn, man, it's nice to meet you.

meet

↓

The Sidney Poitier in my hometown.

hometown poitier sidney sidney-poitier

↓

Barbra Streisand has found the Triangle of Zinthar?

barbra barbra-streisand found streisand triangle zinthar

↓

Yep, she's made the Diamond of Pantheos, all right.

diamond pantheos

↓

Koora Koo-ra-suki!

↓

♪ Mega-Poitier... ♪

mega poitier

↓

Is that really necessary?

necessary

↓

It's over.

↓

She's too strong for them, children.

children strong

↓

We'll have to leave town.

town

↓

Make it go away.

↓

I hate Barbra Streisand! I hate her!

barbra barbra-streisand hate streisand

↓

My mom always said there were no monsters,

monsters

↓

but there are, aren't there, Chef?

chef

↓

We have to say goodbye to South Park.

goodbye park south south-park

↓

Oh, my God! Help me!

↓

Am I too late? - Who are you?

late

↓

Dude! That's Robert Smith of The Cure!

cure robert robert-smith smith

↓

Sweet! - Here, you boys

boys sweet

↓

hold this walkie.

walkie

↓

You can help me find her.

↓

You can try, Robert Smith,

robert robert-smith smith

↓

but that thing just beat the crap

beat

↓

out of Leonard Maltin and Sidney Poitier!

leonard leonard-maltin maltin poitier sidney sidney-poitier

↓

I have to try.

↓

I can't let Barbara Streisand do this to the entire world.

barbara entire entire-world streisand world

↓

♪ Robert Smith, Robert Smith... ♪

robert robert-smith smith

↓

We must tell him that her weak point is the nose.

must nose point weak

↓

Robert Smith, hit her nose. Use robot punch!

nose punch robert robert-smith robot smith

↓

The Diamond of Pantheos!

diamond pantheos

↓

She must be powerless now.

must powerless

↓

Quickly, Robert Smith. She's powerless!!

powerless quickly robert robert-smith smith

↓

♪ Robert Smith, Robert Smith... ♪

robert robert-smith smith

↓

He did it!

↓

No more Barbra Streisand ever!

barbra barbra-streisand streisand

↓

Wow, Robert Smith is the greatest person

greatest person robert robert-smith smith

↓

that ever lived.

lived

↓

Our savior!

savior

↓

Can I have my walkie-talkie back now, please?

talkie walkie walkie-talkie

↓

No way. You gave it to us. It's mine now.

↓

All right, I'll Roshambo you for it.

roshambo

↓

Ready? - Huh?

ready

↓

Hey, where's he going?

↓

Goodbye, Robert Smith!

goodbye robert robert-smith smith

↓

Thank you for your help. Visit us again.

visit

↓

"Disintegration" is the best album ever!

album best

↓

Well, what should we do with the two triangles now?

triangles

↓

We've got to get rid of them.

↓

Nobody should have the kind of power

nobody power

↓

Barbra Streisand wanted.

barbra barbra-streisand streisand wanted

↓

Well, at least I have this sweet walkie-talkie

least sweet talkie walkie walkie-talkie

↓

Robert Smith gave me.

robert robert-smith smith

↓

No! That's my walkie-talkie!

talkie walkie walkie-talkie

↓

He gave it to me!

↓

Dammit, Cartman, don't you ever learn anything?

cartman dammit learn

↓

Come on, Stan, it's mine. I'll Roshambo you for it.

roshambo stan

↓

Go to hell, Cartman.

cartman

↓

Well, that whole experience sure did suck.

experience suck whole whole-experience

↓

Yeah, I'm sure glad that's over with.

glad

↓

But you know, I've learned something today.

learned today

↓

I've learned that people who want power, a lot of power,

learned power

↓

always end up dead.

dead

↓

Yeah. - Yes, and I've

↓

something too.

↓

Robert Smith kicks ass.

kicks robert robert-smith smith

↓

Oh, no! She's back!

↓

Oh, my God! Look!

↓

Aaah! Mecha-Ike!

aaah mecha