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Season 1, Episode 13 — Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

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Show: South Park
Episode title: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Air date: February 25, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had "relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance", he finds that there's more to his mother than he thought.
Source: TMDB
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where I came from. - Oh, hmm,
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well, you see, Eric, sometimes when a man
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and a woman are attracted to each other,
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they want to be close to each other.
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Uh-huh. - And sometimes, the man
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puts his hoo-hoo-dilly in the woman's cha-cha.
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So who put his hoo-hoo-dilly in your cha-cha?
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Eric, the day I met your father, it was like magic.
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It was a beautiful autumn night when the aspen trees
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were turning at the 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance.
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I was young and naive then.
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Wow, I've never seen a woman drink that much.
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You're amazing, Ms. Cartman.
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Oh, heck, I haven't even started yet.
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I baked cookies.
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Would anybody like one? - I wouldn't mind
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getting ahold of your cookies, Ms. Cartman.
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Well, go right ahead, Officer Barbrady.
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Mm, that's a good cookie!
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Come on, everybody, let's do the drunken barn dance!
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And then, I saw him.
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He was the most beautiful, charming piece of ass
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I'd ever seen in South Park.
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His name was Chief Running Water.
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♪ There you are ♪
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♪ Like a throbbing star ♪
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♪ I want you to make love to me ♪
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I don't recall exactly how the rest of the night went,
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but the next morning, I was pregnant with you,
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my little blueberry muffin.
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So where's Chief Running Wa-- I mean, Dad, now?
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Oh, I never saw him after that.
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I wasn't really that interested in him.
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That isn't a very romantic story, Mom.
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I heard he still lives on the Ute reservation
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just outside of town.
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Wow, to think all this time I'm actually a naive American.
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No, kitty,
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that's a bad kitty!
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Coming this Sunday, a major television event
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that will blow you away.
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Terrance, Phillip in the harrowing
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made for TV drama "Not Without My Anus."
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Based on a true story.
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Hey, Phillip, I have to Iraq and find
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my kidnapped daughter!
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Then I'm going to go with you, Terrance.
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