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Season 1, Episode 12 — Mecha-Streisand

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Mecha-Streisand
Air date: February 18, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery at an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Babs and her terrible destruction.
Source: TMDB
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Huh? - If it'll make you
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leave me alone, then just take the damn thing.
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Here.
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There. Now get out of my house.
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And I hope you feel really, really good about yourself.
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Hell yeah, I do. I got the triangle.
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♪ I got the triangle, I got the triangle ♪
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♪ You don't, you don't ♪
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Are you sure Barbra Streisand has a condo up here?
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It was just a rumor.
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A lot of big celebrities have mountain condos.
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Then we've got to keep looking.
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All right, Leonard Maltin,
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this has gone far enough.
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I ain't driving another mile
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till you tell me what this is all about.
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Haven't you ever been curious about the insanity
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Barbra Streisand exhibits?
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Well, I always heard she was kind of a bitch, but--
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More than a bitch, Chef!
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She's a calculating, self-centered,
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egotistical bitch.
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She was born in a small town, her mother was a jackal,
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and her father was an insurance salesman.
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Ooh. Insurance salesman?
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When she was five, she knew that she wanted
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to be a famous singer.
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But by the time she was six,
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her ambitions became to rule the universe.
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She learned of an ancient diamond.
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The diamond of Pantheos.
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Okay, you know what? Never mind.
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I don't need to know all this. Forget I asked.
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Before she was seven, the keepers of Pantheos
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learned of this insane little girl's wish.
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The diamond was split up
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and buried at opposite ends of the world.
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But then, during the shooting of "My Fair Lady,"
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Barbra Streisand found one of the triangles.
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And the other triangle is the one that little Kyle has?
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Yes, Mr. Chef. If Babs get ahold
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of that other triangle, she will fulfill her prophecy
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and become the most threatening thing ever known to mankind...
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Mecha-Streisand.
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Mecha-Streisand?
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Oh man, I don't know what the hell that means,
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but it doesn't sound good.
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Man, the bus sure is late.
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